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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（開學的第一天，第4集？）

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‎都是地板清潔劑的味道

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‎今天是開學的第一天

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‎八年級耶，看我們長大了

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‎不像霸子辛普森

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‎那個黃皮膚的白痴

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‎30幾年還在念四年級

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‎他的頭髮也是皮膚嗎？

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‎他應該檢查一下

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‎畫頭髮啊

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‎（與馬修的早會報告）

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‎沒錯，我們回來了

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‎發生一件無意義的事

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‎學校換了一位新的蒙面校長

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‎你要在年底前猜出是誰

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‎不然經費都拿不到

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‎給你一個提示

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‎我雖然是囊鼠，但我愛水

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‎在你猜之前，想一想

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‎誰會願意做這種事

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‎我想是寶拉阿巴杜

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‎其他新聞

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‎不知道你暑假做了什麼事

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‎請看我們的報導

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‎我爸媽送我們到來城樂園度蜜月

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‎酷斃了

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‎我中午前吃了一大堆棉花糖

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‎結果整個大興奮

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‎我和莎蜜拉現在是情侶

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‎我們“過夜”很多次

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‎她爸媽每晚都在看《捍衛任務》

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‎所以他們沒聽到…

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‎我覺得蒙面校長是

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‎凱西李吉佛德

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‎愛莉和莎蜜拉？

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‎大家好像都成雙成對

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‎我們從杰和蘿娜變成

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‎一看就是情侶的暱稱

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‎蘿杰

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‎我要舔掉妳卡在牙縫的早餐

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‎希望你喜歡瘦肉餡餅的咖哩蝦

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‎杰和蘿娜？

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‎同年級只剩我們還單身

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‎你看，連拉普都有女朋友

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‎其實我有兩個

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‎從我留了這撮風味鬍後

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‎她們就被我深深吸引

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‎我們馬上就會知道你的風味

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‎我們很快會宰掉這個男生

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‎吃掉他的肉

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‎好像來到人肉牛排館那樣

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‎爛透了

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‎同年級的女生都有伴了

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‎那倒未必

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‎那個新來的女生呢？

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‎新來的女生？

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‎漂亮喔

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‎天啊，那是米希嗎？

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‎她露出甜美的小肚肚

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‎小安喜歡

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‎天啊，她的肚臍一定很香

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‎嗨，米希，喜歡妳的新造型

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‎酷到不行

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‎兩位同學

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‎這個身材不是給你們看的

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‎所以轉開你們男生的目光

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‎我不想聽你們的意見

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‎不要用眼神碰我的頭髮

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‎那他用雞雞碰妳嘴巴裡面呢？

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‎這下是公開的事實

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‎同年級沒有女生可以約了

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‎七年級的同學

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‎你們要忘掉小學

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‎-現在是怎樣？
‎-就像我忘掉

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‎一個轟動的爭議

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‎你是修格奈特嗎？

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‎安德魯，我突然靈光一閃

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‎也想到一個主意

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‎約七年級的女生出去呢？

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‎你真是天才

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‎尼克，七年級的女生怎麼樣？

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‎-好，她們年輕
‎-又性感

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‎-把得到
‎-又完美

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‎那就是我喜歡

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‎這些七年級女生的地方

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‎我會變老，她們永遠是12歲

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‎12歲

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‎妳那樣說的話…

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‎那我這樣說呢？

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‎12歲

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‎那樣更糟？

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‎這樣呢？爸爸，12歲耶

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‎我要去上課了

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‎嗨

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‎看看我長大的城市女兒

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‎穿著小西裝外套

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‎上面有縫小徽章

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‎-媽
‎-好想吃掉妳

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‎冷靜

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‎叫我怎麼冷靜？

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‎妳要去達林頓皮爾斯中學

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‎我聽過那間學校

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‎莉娜丹漢指交她妹的地方

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‎看這個，培育卓越的女性

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‎期望不要那麼高，好嗎？

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‎我其實很緊張

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‎當卓越的女性有什麼好緊張的？

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‎只是換了新學校吧？

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‎我知道

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‎妳會認識很多優秀的女性

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‎說不定妳會看到亞歷鮑德溫

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‎揍熱狗攤販

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‎紐約市

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‎亞歷鮑德溫夜未眠的城市

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‎-七年級的女生
‎-沒錯

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‎現在我們在覓食吧

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‎就是兩個獵人在跟蹤獵物

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‎-等等
‎-兩個性感的掠食者

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‎兩個性愛狂魔

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‎不對，安德魯，你要這樣說

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‎我們只是兩個八年級生

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‎歡迎七年級的女生到學校

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‎我們要挑兩個來喇舌

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‎摸奶奶

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‎還有其他的害羞不敢說

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‎小莫，再跟你一起發浪真好

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‎男人要怎麼挑妹？

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‎就像挑所有東西一樣

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‎網飛

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‎看看它建議我們什麼女生

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‎我們知道大家看得到我們

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‎那樣才有快感

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‎不好，有什麼人氣鮮貨？

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‎我是普通的七年級女生

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‎我不是臥底警察

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‎所以你能跟我說班上同學

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‎有沒有人在賣鎮定劑

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‎我要把藥頭都抖出來

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‎看看那邊

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‎她是我的好朋友

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‎我比她矮一點

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‎我們一起…

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‎不停用眼神對你們放電

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‎-沒錯
‎-對

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‎學生餐廳女孩

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‎人生是她們的餐盤

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‎（學生餐廳女孩）

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‎我很喜歡比我矮的那個女生

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‎很好，我都接受

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‎-兩位好
‎-嗨

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‎怎樣？

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‎妳們第一次來學生餐廳吧？

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‎來過一兩次吧

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‎-垃圾桶在門邊
‎-是喔

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‎跟妳說個小秘密

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‎只要跟午餐阿姨說妳有糖尿病

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‎她就會給妳一湯匙的葡萄乾

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‎真假？天啊，我愛葡萄乾

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‎我生病的奶奶癟乾得像葡萄乾

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‎-她快死了
‎-真的嗎？

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‎我剛讀到葡萄乾是乾的葡萄

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‎這是安德魯

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‎安德魯肯特

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‎我是八年級生，叫安德魯肯特

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‎拗得很勉強

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‎但有用，她們覺得我有錢

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‎-我是伊希
‎-嗨

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‎-這是米夏
‎-嗨

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‎-妳好
‎-那…

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‎既然說到葡萄乾

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‎今年妳可能會看陽光下的葡萄乾

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‎我能借妳筆記

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‎太棒了，我會看

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‎我會借妳筆記，只是空白處

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‎有畫一些讓人不舒服的

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‎-東西
‎-安德魯

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‎想像現實生活中

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‎兩個絕不可能嘿咻的東西

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‎我爸媽

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‎是老虎和桌子

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‎天啊

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‎看那兩個七年級的拜金女

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‎想釣那個八年級的凱子

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‎誰管她們年不年輕？

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‎妳比我小六個月，也沒什麼

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‎杰，我原本希望永遠不會說出來

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‎但我其實…爆雷

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‎-比你大六個月
‎-什麼？

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‎我在幼稚園被留級過

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‎因為我做了一件很好笑的事

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‎-真的假的？
‎-真的

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‎那樣很棒啊

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‎妳做了什麼？

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‎-把魚缸的魚吃光？
‎-不是

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‎等等，不小心把妳媽的假屌

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‎帶到學校去炫耀？

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‎-聽起來像你做的事吧
‎-寶貝

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‎你大概覺得我是老古董

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‎妳在開玩笑嗎？

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‎妳是性感的辣熟女

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‎不曉得，我真的覺得

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‎女生應該比她們的男朋友小

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‎等等，對著金氏世界紀錄

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‎指甲最長的人自摸過？

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‎杰，我不會說的

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‎但爆笑到不行

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‎天啊，看看大家的包包

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‎那些要五千塊耶

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‎寶貝，沒關係

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‎我去運河街幫妳買了個圖奇包

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‎像印有史丹利圖奇頭的古馳包

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‎感覺會被發現

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‎女強人們，歡迎來到八年級

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‎這個暑假都在做什麼狠事？說吧

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‎妳的老師好酷

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‎她的筆電有播客救美國的貼紙

218
00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,888
‎我是英蒂亞潔西卡派克，嗨

219
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,432
‎坦白說我這個暑假很放鬆

220
00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:57,185
‎到疾管署做了老人痴呆症小研究

221
00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,728
‎-但不多啦
‎-厲害

222
00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,938
‎我是葛芮兒康威克里納斯，大家好

223
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,274
‎我的基金會拯救了20個

224
00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:05,109
‎原本會被做成膠的婦女

225
00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,236
‎我也拿到紐約市馬拉松冠軍

226
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,405
‎對手都是大人，不是小孩

227
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,991
‎天啊，這些女生好厲害

228
00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:14,076
‎妳塞過棉條也很厲害啊

229
00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,662
‎班上有個新小領袖，潔西？

230
00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,665
‎說說妳這個暑假完成什麼事？

231
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,583
‎天啊

232
00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,793
‎嗨，我是潔西格拉瑟

233
00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,254
‎這個暑假我去參加夏令營…

234
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,422
‎她們沒有羨慕的樣子

235
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,381
‎說棉條的事

236
00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,425
‎-在索馬利亞
‎-什麼？

237
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,093
‎那是一個難民營

238
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,761
‎我去那裡教體操

239
00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:34,804
‎我會劈腿

240
00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,933
‎等等，所以難民營有在做體操？

241
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,311
‎問得很好，謝謝

242
00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,104
‎我就說到這裡好了

243
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,481
‎潔西，妳幹嘛說謊？

244
00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:44,815
‎妳不能劈腿

245
00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,068
‎一劈棉條就會像飛鏢一樣射出來

246
00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:47,985
‎天啊

247
00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,070
‎（布里奇頓中學）

248
00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,405
‎這是行政大樓

249
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,823
‎-好大
‎-不要用那個飲水機

250
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,367
‎拉普會含噴嘴

251
00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,577
‎我喜歡鐵鏽的味道

252
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,079
‎好吧

253
00:08:58,746 --> 00:08:59,872
‎喂，安德魯

254
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,749
‎你能幫我打開置物櫃嗎？

255
00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,043
‎去年我們有置物格，所以…

256
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,962
‎好，是哪個？

257
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,129
‎243號置物櫃嗎？

258
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,089
‎對，243號

259
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,131
‎她是有點難開

260
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,176
‎-厲害
‎-找到她特別的點就好開

261
00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,513
‎-撞到骨頭了
‎-天啊，你還好嗎？

262
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,807
‎不要理我，再說我就會罵人

263
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:18,975
‎快吐了

264
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,893
‎安德魯，你做得很好

265
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,312
‎反正，妳們放學後有事嗎？

266
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:26,232
‎想說我們可以去喝咖啡還是…

267
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,526
‎好啊，聽起來不錯

268
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,236
‎但我們不能喝咖啡

269
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,780
‎親愛的，我們會幫妳點低因

270
00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,323
‎-好
‎-就是低咖啡因咖啡

271
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,076
‎我們去星巴克吃冰司康

272
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,120
‎再喝一輪有機鮮奶，我們請客

273
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,247
‎聊聊天多瞭解一點彼此

274
00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,915
‎我知道廁所的密碼

275
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,292
‎我以前用過

276
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,459
‎要是妳懂我的意思

277
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,586
‎聽起來像你有大便

278
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,963
‎這個有小腦袋瓜

279
00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,256
‎-就這麼說定了
‎-隨便

280
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,883
‎兩位小姐，那放學後見

281
00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,343
‎怎樣，我是說再見

282
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,262
‎天啊

283
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,264
‎-不會吧
‎-八年級的學長耶

284
00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,057
‎-閉嘴
‎-妳才閉嘴

285
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,310
‎米夏，妳不能像平常那樣耍脾氣

286
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,853
‎只要妳答應我不唱歌

287
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,187
‎我就不會耍脾氣

288
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,648
‎承諾就是許來違背的

289
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,069
‎剛班會有點不順

290
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,988
‎但數學我行，我喜歡數學

291
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,906
‎但我討厭數學

292
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,700
‎我喜歡別的

293
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,659
‎是什麼？

294
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,661
‎-我喜歡藍人樂團
‎-真的嗎？

295
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,873
‎他們像又瘦又藍的性感岡比

296
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,458
‎但沒關係，寶貝，我愛妳

297
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,375
‎我能留下來

298
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,543
‎沒關係，我不需要妳…

299
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,461
‎那再見

300
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,046
‎她走了，剩我一個人

301
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,964
‎現在有誰能告訴我

302
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,051
‎反變數的拋物線要怎麼畫？

303
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,969
‎天啊，她們好超前

304
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,555
‎這堂課太難了

305
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,015
‎-就是說啊
‎-對

306
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,058
‎妳好

307
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,310
‎說不定只是妳沒那麼聰明？

308
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,312
‎我一直在擔心那件事

309
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,314
‎我不是要誇張，妳有注意到

310
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,982
‎葛芮兒的頭髮很亮嗎？

311
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,233
‎-潔西？
‎-有啊

312
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,985
‎-潔西
‎-是，有

313
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,446
‎妳知道芮氏定理嗎？

314
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,615
‎說知道，不然她們會知道妳有多落後

315
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,992
‎我很熟

316
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,536
‎很好，那請妳上來白板前面

317
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,121
‎解開這題

318
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,791
‎我比較想待會私下跟你說

319
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,626
‎我比較想要妳

320
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,378
‎現在就解給全班同學看

321
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,297
‎好吧，我要解題了

322
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,132
‎妳不知道芮氏定理

323
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,967
‎也不知道白板怎麼用

324
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,054
‎妳就像這間學校的史提夫教練

325
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,514
‎多西尼老師

326
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,058
‎難民體操小老師好像在哭

327
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,017
‎我沒哭

328
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,686
‎不知道答案沒關係

329
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,312
‎我只想說一下

330
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,980
‎這個暑假我塞過棉條

331
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,609
‎我知道這樣說不太政治正確
‎但我喜歡跟輕熟女約會

332
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,695
‎天啊，她們讓我感覺回到12歲半

333
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,655
‎我早上起床做了仰臥起坐

334
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,198
‎記不起來上次做是幾時

335
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,325
‎-幹嘛穿外套？
‎-喜歡嗎？

336
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,785
‎-不喜歡
‎-二手店的人說

337
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,453
‎這個叫男孩牛奶糖色

338
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,831
‎他現在是男朋友教授

339
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,834
‎就說我是照曲線打分數好了

340
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:50,793
‎那是屁屁

341
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:51,711
‎她們來了

342
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,296
‎-你們好
‎-啊喂

343
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,423
‎伊希，沉著點

344
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,716
‎好啦

345
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,677
‎兩位小姐，我占到這張黏黏的高桌

346
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,929
‎椅子上沾滿巧克力蛋糕

347
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,973
‎天啊，米夏喜歡黏黏的

348
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:04,890
‎閉嘴啦

349
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,519
‎蘿杰的一杯開水和六包糖包？

350
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,687
‎什麼鬼東西？

351
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,564
‎我說要少冰

352
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:12,690
‎太太，開水是免費的

353
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,400
‎你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

354
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,484
‎不要叫我太太

355
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,027
‎我不是老太太

356
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,529
‎叫你店長出來

357
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,488
‎我就是店長

358
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,365
‎那叫你下面的人出來

359
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,493
‎我們才能一起說你的壞話

360
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,995
‎好的，蓋瑞？過來這裡

361
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,288
‎妳看看這個

362
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,790
‎尼克和安德魯在泡七年級的小妞？

363
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,709
‎-好可口
‎-杰

364
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:32,877
‎寶貝，不要緊張

365
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,378
‎我家裡就有一台甜甜圈機

366
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,380
‎幹嘛還要去甜甜圈店？

367
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,008
‎天啊，吻甜甜圈時間到了

368
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,761
‎史康比是美國的動力

369
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,679
‎我的媽呀，他們在喇舌

370
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,930
‎沒錯

371
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,266
‎八年級的情侶都是那樣的

372
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,852
‎八年級生跟七年級生在一起也是

373
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,854
‎只要有八年級生在場

374
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,022
‎都會喇舌

375
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,023
‎壓力好大

376
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,442
‎喇舌我很可以，西班牙蒼蠅

377
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,860
‎-朝你嘴裡放悶屁
‎-米夏

378
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,695
‎-什麼？
‎-米夏，冷靜點

379
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,113
‎那明天放學後

380
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,240
‎我們都應該到我家去

381
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,034
‎辦事時間嗎？

382
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,911
‎天啊，男朋友教授

383
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,204
‎我想幹你

384
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,330
‎不是，安德魯

385
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,457
‎是傳統的八年級喇舌趴

386
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,374
‎我們要參加

387
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,627
‎我們贏定了，渣男

388
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,128
‎天啊，最好是

389
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,630
‎我等不及了，好害怕

390
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,256
‎我們喜歡跟老小孩混在一起

391
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,216
‎說我老？

392
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,801
‎親愛的，我會把妳壓在地上

393
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,135
‎在妳嘴巴裡吐口水

394
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,970
‎就像我對幼稚園那個小鬼一樣

395
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:25,888
‎是嗎？

396
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,723
‎妳會在我漂亮的小嘴吐口水？

397
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,058
‎我很喜歡米夏

398
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:29,975
‎等等，寶貝

399
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,936
‎在那小鬼嘴裡吐口水害妳被留級？

400
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,397
‎不是，杰，比那好笑多了

401
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,734
‎史提夫的一大疊紙巾

402
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,277
‎這些是低因吧？

403
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,822
‎我可不想熬夜吃紙巾

404
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,658
‎天啊，葛芮兒在開

405
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,493
‎她爸的私人飛機嗎？

406
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,287
‎我爸連私人斜躺車都沒有

407
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,956
‎他跟一個叫伊恩的人共用

408
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,457
‎我就是忍不住比較…

409
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,292
‎絕望，我知道

410
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,418
‎不能再這樣下去

411
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,629
‎還有那個妳不懂的作業要做

412
00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,880
‎是啊，不然我再看

413
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,215
‎-一兩個就好
‎-很好

414
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,800
‎大家好，我們跟七年級的寶貝

415
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,051
‎在星巴克喔

416
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,219
‎你在開什麼玩笑？

417
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,387
‎七年級的寶貝？

418
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,806
‎看來大家沒有妳都過得很好

419
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,058
‎杰和蘿娜在交往？

420
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,101
‎渣男們，怎樣？

421
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,435
‎我明天要參加一場豪華的

422
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,521
‎八年級雜交狂歡趴

423
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,897
‎帶我的老女人去

424
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,691
‎天啊，不要說我老

425
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,359
‎要標記我喔

426
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,945
‎我什麼都沒有，也沒朋友

427
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,488
‎才不是那樣

428
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,906
‎-妳有我啊
‎-對啦

429
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,658
‎還有妳上嘴唇那顆壓力痘痘

430
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,327
‎靠，大家會覺得我得皰疹嗎？

431
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,704
‎天啊，有可能

432
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,163
‎我還吸了妳的血

433
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,456
‎妳害我得皰疹

434
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,001
‎-什麼？
‎-要趕快打給我那些舊情人

435
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,587
‎尼克，你要記住

436
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,631
‎讓她先達到愉悅吧？

437
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,549
‎沒問題，艾略特

438
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,218
‎達到一次完全高潮再吻她

439
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,428
‎但那可能嗎？

440
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,931
‎當然，你爸曾隔著窗戶讓我高潮

441
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,975
‎我用吹風機和無線電

442
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,893
‎厲害

443
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,394
‎殺了男孩，幹他爸媽

444
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,812
‎我知道，小聲點

445
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,064
‎跟我們說說這個女生

446
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,065
‎你喜歡她嗎？

447
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,066
‎尼克，喜歡嗎？

448
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,736
‎愛她愛到討厭所有人嗎？

449
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,573
‎對，也不是啦，但米夏…

450
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:08,616
‎米夏是哪個？

451
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,367
‎誰知道，矮的那個嗎？

452
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,286
‎但另一個唱歌真好聽

453
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,454
‎乳頭聽到都彈出來

454
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,499
‎艾略特，我們應該上樓了

455
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,169
‎遵命，大媽媽

456
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,171
‎兩位小姐好

457
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,839
‎歡迎來到舌城

458
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,050
‎人口四個人

459
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,303
‎是嗎？我們剛從乳頭市搬來

460
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,055
‎一路滑著自己的分泌物來的

461
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,056
‎她們怎麼來的？

462
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,182
‎-米夏
‎-怎樣？

463
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,850
‎尼克，你家好漂亮

464
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,809
‎非常謝謝

465
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,645
‎客套話說夠了

466
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,230
‎妳們何不跟著我的肥屁屁

467
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,191
‎到組合式沙發那邊？

468
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,275
‎天啊

469
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,820
‎神啊，事情真的發生了

470
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,322
‎-閉嘴
‎-妳才閉嘴

471
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,824
‎他們應該坐近一點才能擊掌

472
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,577
‎但要背對背才不會對到眼

473
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,287
‎不小心交換靈魂

474
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,498
‎李奧納多和盧卡斯是老大？

475
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,166
‎經典的炮妞幫

476
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,501
‎小子們，願鮑魚安息

477
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,710
‎願鮑魚安息

478
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,629
‎我一直在讀這一段

479
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,506
‎結果越讀越怪

480
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,383
‎-可以說句話嗎？
‎-請說

481
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,802
‎妳身邊的一切都在崩壞

482
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,388
‎妳對大家說謊，還要記住

483
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,347
‎-那些謊
‎-對

484
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,932
‎那感覺不好吧？

485
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,725
‎媽，走開，我在念書

486
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,896
‎妳好，潔西

487
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,897
‎好久不見

488
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,148
‎靠

489
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,025
‎凱蒂貓波夢布歇，是妳嗎？

490
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,777
‎蒂托泰勒湯馬斯

491
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,195
‎沒想到會是妳

492
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,280
‎妳們認識嗎？

493
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,866
‎我們是同事很久了

494
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,909
‎記得梵谷嗎？

495
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,452
‎我瘋了

496
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,789
‎天啊，我的鍊墜還有他的耳垂呢

497
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,041
‎麻煩妳們兩個不要再聊天

498
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,584
‎我要念書

499
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,753
‎妳知道什麼會幫助我念書嗎？

500
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,921
‎睡覺

501
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,965
‎我真的感覺很累

502
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,050
‎妳能盯著天花板看更好

503
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,302
‎回想學校發生過那些尷尬的事

504
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,262
‎已經在想了

505
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,640
‎再次一起工作真是太好了

506
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,851
‎感覺根本不像工作，我們只是…

507
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,644
‎在搞亂一個少女的情緒

508
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,854
‎異口同聲了！

509
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,736
‎我剛笑妳穿那件毛衣很熱

510
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,030
‎我穿這件西裝外套卻滿身汗

511
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,656
‎我很愛觀察各種有趣的細節

512
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,910
‎你的口氣聞起來有鮪魚味

513
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:17,994
‎順便跟妳說

514
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,829
‎他剛直接喝鮪魚罐頭的汁

515
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,290
‎舌頭才會被割到一大條

516
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,002
‎米夏，妳的手指在摸什麼？

517
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:26,920
‎你喜歡嗎？

518
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,589
‎-才不喜歡
‎-不喜歡吧

519
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,591
‎我能摸到你的口腔，喜歡嗎？

520
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,009
‎抱歉

521
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,635
‎安德魯，你要上廁所嗎？

522
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,638
‎我要，何不跟著我的肥屁屁

523
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,973
‎到化妝間？

524
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,141
‎小姐們，馬上回來

525
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,309
‎最好快點

526
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,227
‎這個沙發角看起來很好

527
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,688
‎沙發先生，生日快樂

528
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,942
‎我覺得米夏有點可怕

529
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,945
‎真的？現在我想當那個沙發角

530
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,405
‎伊希有點煩

531
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,783
‎真的？我喜歡她什麼都用唱的

532
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,869
‎那我們要…

533
00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,787
‎交換嗎？

534
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,829
‎-太好了
‎-好

535
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,499
‎小矮妹會吸光你的鮪魚汁

536
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,542
‎高個妹會幫尼克寫一首歌

537
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,461
‎但她不會唱，她不是歌手

538
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,004
‎-那倒是，沒歌喉
‎-對

539
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,881
‎但她的才華是寫歌

540
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,382
‎交換我沒意見，看你

541
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,467
‎好主意

542
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,220
‎我們都同意，這裡沒有別人

543
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,346
‎動議通過

544
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,306
‎-我真的要上廁所
‎-好

545
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,976
‎一罐放很久的橄欖油嬰兒食品

546
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,520
‎是喇舌趴的好禮物嗎？

547
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,604
‎坦白說是啦

548
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,064
‎但我很不想來這種趴

549
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,649
‎寶貝，會很好玩的

550
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,734
‎妳知道我想讓大家看到

551
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,320
‎我用舌肉棒喇妳的喉嚨陰蒂

552
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,573
‎首先我昨天想要那印在T恤上

553
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,284
‎可是今天就是不想看到

554
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,328
‎那兩個七年級的騷貨

555
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,789
‎到底要我跟妳說幾百次

556
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,333
‎妳是老辣妹

557
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,584
‎不要再說我老

558
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,794
‎不要再哀怨了

559
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,295
‎不要再教我怎麼去感受

560
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,797
‎寶貝，我靠

561
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,217
‎為什麼當辣熟女讓妳這麼哀怨？

562
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,053
‎因為我比同年級的人老

563
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,890
‎即使我被留級的原因很好笑

564
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,309
‎能重新定義喜劇的原因

565
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,479
‎當同年級最老的人感覺很難受

566
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,856
‎天啊

567
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,400
‎沒想到妳有這麼多情緒

568
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,693
‎-是啊
‎-一定很糟

569
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,735
‎沒錯，就像…

570
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,654
‎寶貝，光是聽到妳的聲音

571
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,697
‎就讓我興奮

572
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,949
‎你的嘴真甜

573
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,702
‎拜託妳告訴我被留級的原因

574
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,122
‎好吧，爆笑極品時間到了

575
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,374
‎好，天啊

576
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,627
‎有一天課間休息…

577
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,797
‎天啊，人家快講不下去了啦

578
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,594
‎我故意絆倒遊樂場的一個小朋友

579
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,053
‎反應快點，艾薩克

580
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,972
‎結果他撞到鋼釘刺穿頭骨

581
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,142
‎刺到他大腦很裡面

582
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,936
‎天啊，寶貝…

583
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,191
‎實在好笑到爆

584
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,192
‎真是個大白痴

585
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,277
‎就是說啊

586
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,445
‎事情發生的時候

587
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,364
‎我超想給他配旁白的

588
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,866
‎我想也是

589
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,451
‎他有死掉嗎？

590
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,912
‎跟你說就沒那麼好笑了

591
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,080
‎對喔，不要毀掉氣氛

592
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,832
‎不要浪費這身材，過來

593
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,339
‎呼叫19，就在中央分隔島上

594
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,758
‎-南向有高潮
‎-艾略特，收到

595
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,135
‎好兄弟…

596
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,803
‎剛讓我老婆高潮，收到請回答

597
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,804
‎收到，艾略特

598
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,473
‎我剛到旗竿市，通話完畢

599
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,558
‎米夏，妳好，挪過去點

600
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,976
‎妳米想我嗎？

601
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,354
‎-什麼？
‎-看我們坐在一起耶

602
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,647
‎這樣感覺比較好吧？

603
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,648
‎你在做什麼？

604
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,941
‎我應該跟安德魯一起的

605
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,400
‎沒關係

606
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,236
‎我們發現我應該跟妳一起

607
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,570
‎安德魯應該跟米夏一起

608
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,656
‎我們不喜歡剛才的配對

609
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,157
‎你…不喜歡嗎？

610
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,533
‎對，所以我們才交換

611
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,743
‎有問過我們嗎？

612
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,788
‎這樣做有點尷尬，我不太喜歡

613
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,331
‎但這是我們的節目

614
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,332
‎你們的節目？

615
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,084
‎-對，《青春無密語》
‎-最好是

616
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,002
‎你們是在我們的節目

617
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,255
‎-什麼？
‎-《學生餐廳女孩》？

618
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,006
‎學生餐廳女孩

619
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,759
‎喇舌免談

620
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,761
‎誰在歡呼啊？

621
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,762
‎你知道嗎？

622
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,098
‎安德魯肯特，我們雖然是七年級生

623
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,392
‎但你安德魯不能跟我們喇舌

624
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,810
‎親愛的，糗的人是妳吧

625
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,228
‎因為那不是我的本名

626
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,688
‎我騙妳的

627
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,147
‎誰在噓我們？

628
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,107
‎怎麼了？

629
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,483
‎巴比，把燈打開

630
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,776
‎他們沒有天花板

631
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:18,777
‎沒錯，娘炮

632
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,237
‎我們的節目是在攝影棚

633
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,613
‎現場觀眾面前錄製的

634
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,573
‎-是嗎？
‎-但這是我家客廳耶

635
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,574
‎米夏，給他們好看

636
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,159
‎橘郡愛妳

637
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,538
‎驚喜，大家都知道你們很噁爛了

638
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,666
‎我以前很想吃尼克的雞雞

639
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,251
‎-我知道，小炮精？
‎-小炮精

640
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,211
‎但現在我想扒掉他的骨頭

641
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,421
‎捅進我屁眼

642
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,840
‎她是她們的荷爾蒙女怪吧？

643
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,133
‎我很難搞

644
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,260
‎我們雖然年輕，但有在學

645
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,137
‎知道這個禮拜我們學到什麼嗎？

646
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,931
‎我們想跟好男生約會

647
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,100
‎不是渣男

648
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,687
‎我的打炮西裝外套毀了

649
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,188
‎她們怎麼有肉醬三明治？

650
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,898
‎當然是午餐阿姨伊芙給的

651
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,110
‎他們在我頭上畫個蝴蝶結

652
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,111
‎伊芙，我愛妳

653
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,404
‎我也愛你，誰說的？

654
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,363
‎我們回家

655
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,365
‎看看能把妳奶奶的拐杖

656
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,491
‎插進妳鮑魚多深

657
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,493
‎下課了，笨蛋

658
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,290
‎妳應該沒辦法再應付學校一天吧

659
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,709
‎我知道，但總得試試吧？

660
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,503
‎-是嗎？
‎-不要進去，太難了

661
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,382
‎那是新同學潔西吧？

662
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,301
‎她絕對撐不下去

663
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,053
‎潔西，這是什麼東西？

664
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,429
‎我的作業？

665
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,930
‎真的嗎？因為看起來像

666
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,807
‎妳在一張紙上大便

667
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,100
‎-再交出來
‎-什麼？

668
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,101
‎我絕不會接受

669
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,187
‎不是，我很努力…

670
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,980
‎格拉瑟同學？他們來接妳了

671
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:37,981
‎誰來接我？

672
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,817
‎潔西，是專載魯蛇的笨蛋車

673
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,652
‎要來載妳去笨蛋城

674
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,987
‎-不要
‎-這次妳說謊

675
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,405
‎也逃不掉了，白痴

676
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:47,741
‎小屁孩

677
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,284
‎你剛說小屁孩嗎？

678
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,036
‎我好笨

679
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,621
‎我不想去笨蛋城

680
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,831
‎抱歉，我的孩子，這就是人生

681
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,166
‎這是煞車嗎？

682
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,752
‎煞車在哪裡？

683
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,341
‎好吧，我絕對不要進去

684
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,677
‎當然了，笨魯蛇進去很危險的

685
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,721
‎想走到聯合廣場

686
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,557
‎看他們拆掉農夫市場嗎？

687
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,726
‎不想，但我會去

688
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,061
‎乖女孩

689
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,315
‎我們剛跟八年級男朋友分手了

690
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,233
‎他們…

691
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:25,987
‎幼稚到讓人抓狂

692
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,366
‎妳要剝掉這個男生的蛋蛋皮

693
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:30,826
‎再沾雞尾酒醬吃

694
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,786
‎寶貝，歡迎來到遊艇俱樂部

695
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,622
‎學生餐廳女孩

696
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:38,625
‎再來一碗友誼雞湯

697
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,793
‎我很難搞

698
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,422
‎我開始覺得我們不是節目的主角

699
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,382
‎我們要開始把女生當作

700
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,008
‎她們自己節目的明星吧

701
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,218
‎對，但你知道

702
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,303
‎學生餐廳女孩的觀眾群是什麼？

703
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,514
‎就是說啊，主角是小朋友

704
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,349
‎但節目內容太骯髒

705
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,351
‎太超過，我喜歡髒東西

706
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,311
‎那個小炮精很討厭

707
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,396
‎沒必要酸人

708
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:00,856
‎好笑不一定要噁心

709
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:01,815
‎小莫，你說過

710
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,401
‎好啦，我要去幹完大便再吃掉

711
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:05,444
‎-好
‎-然後拉出來

712
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,612
‎-再拿來插我屁眼
‎-好，老天保佑

713
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,950
‎我們要剝開巧克力可頌

714
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,493
‎只吃巧克力嗎？

715
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,662
‎那個主意很好

716
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,080
‎蹺課啊？

717
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,039
‎-什麼？
‎-壞女孩

718
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,708
‎-不是，我…
‎-不要緊張

719
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:20,625
‎我只是…

720
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,127
‎放輕鬆，我也是

721
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,921
‎現實世界能教妳的比教室多

722
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,548
‎沒錯，那倒是真的

723
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,841
‎我是米開朗基羅

724
00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:29,593
‎是藝術家，不是忍者龜

725
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,802
‎你是說烏龜嗎？

726
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,095
‎對，我喜歡妳

727
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,180
‎願意讓我畫妳嗎？

728
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,389
‎好啊

729
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,099
‎卡哇邦洞

730
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,934
‎-我討厭水
‎-我不會游泳

731
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,646
‎我在衝自己的分泌物浪耶

732
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,564
‎妳回來了

733
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,858
‎當然了，這個男生好帥

734
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:45,942
‎跟他聊聊

735
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,445
‎嗨，我是潔西

736
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,738
‎我幹嘛行屈膝禮？

737
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,157
‎因為妳在看那根雞雞

738
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,742
‎-要坐下嗎？
‎-好，謝謝

739
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,327
‎直接坐在他臉上

740
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:57,787
‎好，我的書包要放哪裡？

741
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,331
‎放腿上還是頭上？

742
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,499
‎開玩笑的啦

743
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,418
‎-靠
‎-放哪都好

744
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:09,090
‎呼叫19，我剛又來了

745
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,258
‎收到，康妮

746
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,760
‎我剛到聖地牙哥

747
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,428
‎第一次看到大海

748
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,222
‎真是美呆了

749
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,849
‎學生餐廳女孩

750
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:22,270
‎人生是她們的餐盤

751
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,357
‎她們幫你留一個位子

752
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,568
‎充滿魚條、朋友和歡樂

753
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,988
‎她們用大湯匙散發歡笑

754
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:35,575
‎趕走你的午餐鬱悶

755
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,287
‎午餐阿姨伊芙會穿洋裝

756
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:43,375
‎小炮精會帶來性愛

757
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,709
‎我很難搞

758
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,003
‎學生餐廳女孩

759
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:51,591
‎人生是她們的餐盤

760
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,271
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