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I used to think my legacy lay in the arts.
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In music, to be precise.
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My brother?
He was a prodigy on the violin.
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Everything came easily to him.
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Me? I had to work at things.
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Did you hear that?
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Just the tiniest little bit
of fourth finger vibrato.
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What do you want from me?
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"Blackbeard Breaks Ned Low's Record."
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I'm Ned.
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I told you.
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I haven't seen Blackbeard's ship.
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I never did become a renowned violinist.
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My record, that was my legacy.
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Eighty-eight consecutive raids at sea.
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And he took that from me.
He took it.
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I don't know where Blackbeard is.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I've been tracking him for ages.
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I know exactly where he is.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because, my love,
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I'm still a musician at heart.
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God, that was a beautiful pitch.
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That was really nice.
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Let's loosen up.
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A bit more from the diaphragm.
Less from the throat.
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You have a lovely, natural instrument.
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Oh, look, it's scowl-y face.
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Oh, look, you're talkin' to me again.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I'm a bit drunk,
I thought you were Roach.
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Jesus. You're really puttin'
that away, aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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Somethin's wrong.
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Feels like a storm is coming,
but I can't see it.
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Or maybe you're just a mopey twat
and there isn't a fuckin' storm.
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Sorry about your leg.
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Fuck off.
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I put all of your remaining treasure
in one room.
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It was all over the place
and I was tripping over it.
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And some of it's quite ugly.
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Excellent. A reminder of all my guilt.
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A guilt room.
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Well, maybe you could do something
good with it.
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I'm inside a snake, man!
I'm inside of a fuckin' snake.
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And I'm like, I feel like a snake,
move like a snake,
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ya know, and I get a knife
and I just stab the fucker.
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And then I--
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And then I, like, crawl out,
and then they're like,
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"Surprise!"
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'Cause it was my birthday.
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And then we just spit-roasted that snake,
it was delicious.
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So, what do you guys do
for parties around here?
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Oh, yeah. We rage.
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- I thought you might.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, we rage!
- Fuckin' rage.
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- Do you?
- Yeah.
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Heavy on the rage.
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Do we?
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I haven't crawled out of a snake in years.
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Yeah, guys.
It's been kinda slow around here.
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I mean, last night,
we just reorganized furniture.
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Yeah, well, improvement
in the flow is undeniable.
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Have you seen this place?
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Yeah, but I'll be honest.
We are a bit boring now, aren't we?
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Well, it's a happy coincidence then
that today is Calypso's birthday.
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Oh, yeah!
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- Yeah! Shit, that's today?
- Yeah, it certainly is.
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The most holy day
in the Calypsian calendar.
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And seeing as many
of us here are Calypsish--
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Oh, yeah, I'm Calypsish.
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You're Calypsish, you're Calypsish.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Is Calypso's birthday
something that you guys
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just made up, just invented so that
we can have a party?
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Correctamundo.
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- Yeah, it is!
- Aye, Calypso birthday!
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You can buy new clothes. Or how's this?
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Give a lot of it away
to those less fortunate.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, Captains,
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your crew were just wondering if
we're doin' anything
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for Calypso's birthday.
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Calypso's birthday?
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Correct. It's a day of observance.
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By far, the holiest
of days in our culture.
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Traditionally celebrated by a big bash.
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Well, definitely. We should--
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Yes. I'll get onto that.
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Have fun.
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We should do that.
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Yeah, so they're just tryin'
to Calypso you.
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It's totally just a huge made-up excuse
for a big party.
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Well, you know what?
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You could use this loot
to pay for a big bash.
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Turn poison into positivity!
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Poison into positivity.
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The evils of piracy
have plagued our nations
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and our communities for long enough.
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Indeed, I was minding my own business
and I was beset by brigands.
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You? You robbed me?
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And those 20-something brigands
took my nose.
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So, it's up to us fine gentlemen
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to stand up against this modern piracy
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and stay vigilant.
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Remarkable speech, Prince.
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This was delivered
by messenger this morning.
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Alright. Party supplies on Ed.
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We're gonna need
flowers and lanterns.
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We're gonna need a goat.
And some rum. A rum-drinking goat!
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So, what do we think Calypso drinks?
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Bearing in mind Blackbeard is payin',
so let's--
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Then I reckon she drinks a fine brandy.
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- One worthy of a goddess.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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We've only got rum. One type.
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Cheap.
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- Well, we'll take that, then. Yeah.
- Yep, yep.
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Hey, urchins, I'm gonna change your lives.
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Here's 50,000 doubloons.
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You know how long it was
till I had that kinda money?
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A fuckin' long time.
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And here is a knife.
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You stab anyone who comes near
that money, okay?
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I want a knife.
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Yeah, you can have a knife, too.
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Pro tip here: When you're killing someone,
okay, don't bother stabbing, alright?
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Chances are they'll survive.
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You wanna slash big, deep slashes
side to side so the guts all fall out.
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Hey.
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Did I see you offer
both these children knives
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and a big bag of money?
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Yeah. Yeah, well, I just thought
I'd give these filthy, little gutter rats
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the head start that I never had.
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Poison into positivity.
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Are you a pirate?
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- No, we're not pirates.
- No.
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And you won't be pirates either.
Okay?
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We own an inn.
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Yes, of course. How can I forget?
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Don't pirate, kids. Alright?
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Agree. Don't be pirates.
Don't be pirates.
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I see you've received our invitation.
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That's a very interesting way
to describe blackmail.
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Do we like the term "blackmail"?
It's so unpleasant.
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Can we just say that I...
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I see you,
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clearly.
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Left a bit of yourself behind
at Spanish Jackie's?
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Auntie, please.
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He's been through enough.
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He's disfigured himself as a result
of a business deal gone wrong.
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No, no, we don't need to pile on.
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I would be very careful who
you trifle with, Zheng Yi Sao.
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'Cause I'm a minor prince.
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And that's why we're blackmailing you.
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Again, I don't like that term.
"Minor prince."
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"Pirate queen
who bent China to her will."
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These are just labels.
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I don't wanna talk about who you are.
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I wanna talk about who you could be.
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Here we go, guys.
The snacks are ready.
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- What's all this, then?
- I'm working on my look.
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Look?
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The fuck's a look?
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Well, tonight I'm going
as the Sea Goddess Calypso.
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I'm thinking dramatic eyes, dramatic lips.
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Drama on the cheeks.
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Now, it's imperative you do not sip until
Calypso herself decrees.
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Come on!
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May the goddess have mercy
on this thirsty little guy.
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- What is this?
- Welcome, ye party animules.
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- Thank you.
- For you!
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Hang on, that's my tub!
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Is it? Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm new here.
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The moving of the tub,
it's a sacred tradition!
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- Yeah, this guy's devout as fuck!
- Just go with it.
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Fine.
As long as it's returned without a dent.
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Do you feel that?
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She must be near!
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Greetings, mortals.
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Is that Wee John?
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'Tis I, Calypso.
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Raise your motherfucking glasses
or feel my absolute wrath.
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La, la
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Yeah, just play that. Just follow my beat.
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Hold me close and hold me fast
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The magic spell you cast
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This is la vie en rose
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When you kiss me, heaven sighs
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And though I close my eyes
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I see la vie en rose
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When you press me to your heart...
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What's happening right now?
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- I think you did it.
- Did what?
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Turned the poison into positivity.
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And when you speak
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Angels sing from above
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Come on.
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Everyday words seem to turn into love
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Oh, God! We're under attack!
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Get down!
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What's happening? Is it fireworks?
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Good evening,
doomed crew of "The Revenge."
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Ned Low. Fuckin' perfect.
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I'm going to torture you all,
by the way.
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Ya know, we've never met.
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But there's a reason for that.
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Because I only hang out with cool pirates.
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No. The reason is that
I have always thought you were a very
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generic pirate.
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Ya know? Beard? Check.
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- Hair? Check.
- Fuck off.
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Tattoos? Check.
Ya know, just sort of a typical, common,
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dirty bag of pirate.
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I didn't even want your fuckin' record.
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I only broke it 'cause I was bored.
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Ya know, music came very easily
to my younger brother.
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Let me guess, you killed him?
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Strung up your little fiddle bow
with his guts
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or something super melodramatic like that.
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Oh, shit. Struck a chord.
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- I think you got it in one.
- Oh. Yeah.
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It's usually something like that.
It's often family-based stuff.
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I will not
be undone by another idiot savant!
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Fuck you!
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You torture like a bitch.
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- Oh, yeah?
- That's good.
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But maybe don't encourage him.
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Hey. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's me you want. It's me you want!
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Don't! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you,
you fucker!
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This is really gonna hurt.
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Just so you know.
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Relax.
I'm tender-headed, ya know?
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Alright! Okay!
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I don't think the torture has begun.
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Wait, so it gets worse than this?
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Yeah, it gets way worse.
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So, what's the plan, you weird fuck?
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Yeah, I'm probably gonna cut your skin off
in strips or some bullshit like that.
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You don't sound very excited about it.
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What are we...
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what are we celebrating here, guys?
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- It's Calypso's birthday.
- Calypso.
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- I'm Calypso.
- Oh, God.
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Guys, they Calypso'd them.
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Ned would shit his pants if we did that.
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Yeah, Captain likes a bit of whimsy
now and then.
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Well, I guess our captains
have very different ideas about whimsy.
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Maybe we should talk about it.
252
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:36,419
- No. Same shit, different day.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
253
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,295
- I'll shut up. I'll shut up.
- Ya know, whatever this is,
254
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,048
it's just gonna turn me on.
255
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,258
{\an8}Oh, really?
256
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:42,175
{\an8}Go fuck yourself.
257
00:14:44,386 --> 00:14:47,097
We were in there for a whole day.
258
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,266
I guess this is just engaged life.
259
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:57,982
Here's to 24 hours of
freaky uninterrupted love.
260
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,989
Yeah, why weren't we interrupted?
Where is everyone?
261
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,537
- That doesn't sound--
- Are we under attack?
262
00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:20,671
Comfy?
263
00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:26,344
Tighter, please.
I think you've almost fixed my lower back.
264
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:34,101
Alright, you idiots. It's almost showtime.
265
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:38,147
Everyone settled in?
Prepared to give their finest performance?
266
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,860
Can you hurry up?
267
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,653
Do you want it done fast
or do you want it done well?
268
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,864
Both!
269
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,615
Yeah, right. Both.
270
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,617
Torturing us won't get your record back.
271
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,952
I know that.
I'm just doing it for the lolz.
272
00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:57,709
Now, you are about to witness
273
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:01,337
a little something I call, "The Symphony."
274
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:05,967
Let's all tune up! Tuning up!
275
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,101
{\an8}Okay, so, let's see here.
276
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,977
Weapons. Weapons. Weapons.
277
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:20,398
Babe, here's everything
I could find that's sharp or pointy.
278
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:25,444
Oh, my God, that's actually, like,
making me nauseous.
279
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,407
- We really have to, like, do something.
- Yeah, yeah. No, no.
280
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:31,660
Maybe we just, like, tell their stories.
281
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,911
And in some ways,
isn't that the best revenge?
282
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,790
But we're not really at the revenge step.
283
00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:41,795
We're sort of in the, like,
pre-revenge window.
284
00:16:41,795 --> 00:16:44,588
But there's a bunch of them and two of us.
285
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,969
Right, so, so, so, like, a plan.
286
00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:51,345
Yeah, we definitely need a plan.
287
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,388
And we probably need more knives.
288
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:53,515
We definitely need more knives.
289
00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:54,599
Okay, I'll go get some.
290
00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:56,850
Okay. Like, a bunch more knives.
291
00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:05,317
- Jesus!
- No! You're late!
292
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,445
- I wasn't late.
- It really hurts!
293
00:17:08,363 --> 00:17:09,488
Thank you.
294
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,074
It's nice to get a little
positive reinforcement now and again.
295
00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:15,161
Don't talk to my employee.
296
00:17:15,161 --> 00:17:18,330
- Oh, God.
- That's the problem.
297
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:23,294
You see her as your employee
rather than the person she actually is.
298
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:25,629
Okay, kill him.
299
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:30,302
Alrighty, dumbasses.
Let's take it from the top!
300
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:32,095
Enough trifling!
301
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:36,433
Release my crew or Hellkat--
Is it Hellkat?
302
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,434
It's actually Hellkat Maggie.
303
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,061
- Oh! That's a beautiful name.
- Thank you.
304
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:41,937
Hellkat Maggie gets it.
305
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:46,193
Go ahead and kill her.
She can't even tie a rope correctly.
306
00:17:46,193 --> 00:17:48,944
Maybe I'm demoralized
by your constant fucking criticism.
307
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,906
Me too.
I've had enough of the shiny fuck.
308
00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:53,073
I don't like the way it makes me feel
working for you.
309
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,743
Yeah, this job sucks.
310
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,329
You're mercenaries.
You don't have feelings.
311
00:17:57,329 --> 00:17:59,079
How about you stop telling me who I am?
312
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,500
- Yeah, and she has a name.
- Yeah.
313
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:02,834
A beautiful one.
314
00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:06,086
Fuck yeah! You wanna get crazy?
315
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,214
Let's get fuckin' crazy!
316
00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:10,466
{\an8}Guys, Stede's already got this!
317
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,427
- Yeah. Where you been?
- We got engaged.
318
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:15,971
I love that.
319
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,433
Anywho, where were we? Oh, that's right.
320
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,852
Your lot was turning, weren't you?
321
00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,062
Good.
322
00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:24,773
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Come on. Come on.
323
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:27,524
Please.
Let's have a little professionalism.
324
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,777
Now he's saying please.
325
00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,822
Who's comin' in late now, Neddy?
326
00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:39,203
In summary, you have built a pirate navy,
327
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:43,041
and you want the Crown
to pay them not to pirate.
328
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:45,335
Correct. Pay them a living wage.
329
00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:47,212
Then they will stop stealing your shit.
330
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:50,590
Do you know where a fifth
of your nation's treasure winds up?
331
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:53,134
- On the sea floor.
- On the floor of the sea.
332
00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:55,386
Get out. No way, the sea floor?
333
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,472
But you are gonna end all that.
334
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,058
You could end all that.
335
00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:04,855
Because of Papa's access to the Treasury?
336
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:07,524
Yes, but more importantly,
337
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:13,738
because you're Prince Richard Banes,
respected pirate abolitionist.
338
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:17,241
And you could be the man
to end all piracy
339
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:20,036
without firing a single shot.
340
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:22,289
Shot.
341
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,750
Thanks for the treasure, Bonnet!
You're a good dude.
342
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,918
Awfully sorry to hear
about your mum, Vincent.
343
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,421
Hope she's feeling better soon.
344
00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:31,923
Thanks, Bonnet.
You're the fuckin' man, bro.
345
00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,593
Alright. Full sail, dawgs!
346
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,721
And I mean that supportively
and affectionately.
347
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:40,723
You are all a disgrace!
348
00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:44,935
I'll find you! I'll hunt you down!
349
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,479
Alright, gang! Let's talk profit sharing.
350
00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,065
Maggie!
351
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:57,324
So, Bland Beard.
How ya gonna do it?
352
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,784
I'm not.
I don't respect you enough to kill you.
353
00:20:01,327 --> 00:20:03,205
You're not worth the poison.
354
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:05,706
What happened to you?
What happened?
355
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,459
You used to be a killer,
356
00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:12,964
but now you're just a washed-up,
low-born dirtbag.
357
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:18,136
- Walk!
- Now this is how ya do it.
358
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,263
This is what it's all about right here.
359
00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:21,473
Go.
360
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:29,648
Get up.
361
00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:34,069
On the plank?
362
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:35,402
Yeah.
363
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,071
That is kinky.
364
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:39,824
You're gonna toss me into the sea?
365
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:44,996
Works for spiders. Works for men.
366
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:50,376
Ya know, once you kill me,
367
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:53,170
you are a real pirate.
368
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:57,341
You're not an amateur anymore.
369
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:00,387
Don't do it, Stede.
370
00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:03,597
Killing in cold blood,
you can't come back from that.
371
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:09,311
See? That's why he likes you.
372
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:13,692
It's because of your
bumbling amateur status.
373
00:21:13,692 --> 00:21:16,528
You're like a pet, I think.
374
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:19,072
You hurt my crew.
375
00:21:19,072 --> 00:21:22,284
You shit-talked my friend
and damaged my ship.
376
00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:26,663
But worst of all,
you fucked Calypso's birthday!
377
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:30,457
Fuck off.
378
00:21:32,169 --> 00:21:36,548
Alright, well,
what would you like me to do? Jump?
379
00:21:37,424 --> 00:21:39,633
No, don't forget your fiddle.
380
00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:00,738
I'll be in my quarters.
381
00:22:00,738 --> 00:22:02,031
Give him a minute.
382
00:22:03,158 --> 00:22:05,159
First kill's always a mind-fuck.
383
00:22:07,037 --> 00:22:08,663
I'm gonna check on him.
384
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:19,173
Hey. You okay?
385
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,093
Look, I was a wreck
after my first kill as well.
386
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:26,013
I mean, well, it was my dad,
so there's that--
387
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,484
Je vois la vie en rose
388
00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:42,655
Il me dit des mots d'amour
389
00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:45,617
Des mots de tous les jours
390
00:22:45,617 --> 00:22:50,496
Et ca m'fait quelque chose
391
00:22:50,496 --> 00:22:54,708
Il est entré dans mon coeur
392
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,712
Une part de bonheur
393
00:22:57,712 --> 00:23:02,342
Dont je connais la cause
394
00:23:02,342 --> 00:23:08,430
C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie
395
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:13,812
Il me l'a dit, l'a juré, pour la vie
396
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:34,124
Mon coeur qui bat
397
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:52,184
C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie
398
00:23:52,184 --> 00:23:58,857
Il me l'a dit, l'a juré, pour la vie
399
00:23:58,857 --> 00:24:02,985
Et dès que je l'apercois
400
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:06,198
Alors, je sens en moi
401
00:24:06,198 --> 00:24:11,785
Mon coeur qui bat
402
00:24:14,623 --> 00:24:18,042
Da, da, da, da, da, da
403
00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:24,007
Da, da, daaa, da
404
00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:33,682
One more song!
One more song!
405
00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:37,187
I've got one more song!
406
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,203
My apologies, guys,
but I couldn't let 'em
407
00:24:53,203 --> 00:24:54,955
harm this little fella.
408
00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:59,626
So we just went and hid off the side
for a couple of hours, here.
409
00:24:59,626 --> 00:25:03,839
And now I've got really sore fingies
from hangin' there holding you! Yes, you!
410
00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:07,175
Mate, you got sore fingies?
I've got sore footsies and got tortured!
411
00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:08,592
- And we survived!
- Yeah.
412
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:11,137
Let's fuckin' party!
413
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:15,016
- I'll go get the fireworks!
- Yeah!