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Bye-bye.
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Can't believe you made me
breakfast in bed.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I don't think I've ever even made
regular breakfast.
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What have we got?
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Toast with a bite already taken.
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- That was me.
- Marmalade, of course.
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And strangely, some twine.
What's that about?
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Yeah, it's a piece of twine.
I panicked.
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Didn't know what else to put on there
so I thought that I should add a flourish
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so I put the twine on.
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It worked. It does.
It actually made it.
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Just my way of sayin' thank you.
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For what?
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Okay, you know that night that I died?
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- Yeah.
- You appeared to me.
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- Appeared?
- Yeah.
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- Like a ghost?
- No, like a mermaid.
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Or a mer-man.
You were a mer-person.
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How'd I look?
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Fantastic.
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Ya know, orange and sparkly,
and you sort of just
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appeared out of the darkness
under the water.
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You saved my life.
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Well, I'm glad I could help.
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I'm sure you'll return the favor next time
we're in a near-death situation.
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How 'bout we just avoid
all near-death situations?
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Yeah. Nice idea.
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Not bloody likely with our line of work.
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- Hiya, boys.
- Jesus!
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- Fuck off.
- It is my duty to inform the Captain
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that the ship has docked
on the Republic of Pirates.
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Thank you.
You could inform me on deck.
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Aye, aye. Also, it's good to see
that it's not just the ship
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that has been well and truly docked.
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Congratulations.
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He's jealous.
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What is this doing in my office?
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Well, that's from the Prince.
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He delivered one
to every ship in the fleet.
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Something about celebrating
a time of peace
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between pirate and civilized society.
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Because "time" and "time."
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Nice.
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Man, it's really ugly, isn't it? Aye.
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At least it's loud!
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Hey, you seein' all these knobs
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with the red, knotty doodads
on their shoulders?
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Pretty stylish, aye?
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Zheng's recruitin'.
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She must have some big plans.
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Alright, we get it.
Your queen's a genius.
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I'm just sayin' she's ambitious,
that's all.
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- Alright.
- Borderline brilliant, actually.
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Wait, hey, isn't that her over there?
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Zheng! Hey, girl! What up?
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Looks like she remembers you.
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- And it's not looking good.
- Nope.
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We've been living around here for weeks.
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Can't believe I didn't know
about this place.
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Oh, no. This place is great.
I know everyone. Hey, Maxie!
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Yeah. My favorite thing about this place,
I've never been stabbed.
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- That's a first.
- Yeah.
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Well, I spent a lot of time at the beach
writing you letters.
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What kind of letters?
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Just letters.
Putting them in bottles.
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Throwing 'em in the sea.
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Letters in bottles.
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It's not the most reliable
postal service, but I love that.
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I love that ya did that.
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Hey. Don't mean to interrupt, but--
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You want an autograph.
Here we go.
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Having a lovely little meal here
with my friend.
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But I tell you what,
I'm feeling in a nice and generous mood.
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Once we finish our meal,
I will sign whatever you want.
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Are you Stede Bonnet?
You wasted Ned Low?
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Yes and yes, I suppose.
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Do we have a problem here?
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We're just huge fans.
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We're gonna be at Jackie's later,
we'll buy ya a round.
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Bring your friend, too.
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Spanish Jackie's.
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- So awesome we got a chance to meet him.
- What?
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Congrats, mate. You're infamous.
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Come on. I mean, a few roughnecks
outside a fish shack does not infamy make.
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Tell ya what.
Why don't we go and get that drink, ay?
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You can try out your new fame.
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Maybe just one.
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Should we get the bill?
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Pirates don't pay, especially famous ones.
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Run for it.
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- Go, go, go, go.
- We didn't pay.
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We didn't pay!
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And so I said to the poor bastard,
"Not with those shoes on, you won't."
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Hey! Thanks, mate.
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God, this is going great for you.
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- I'm enjoying it.
- You are getting famous.
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Here's a couple of things about that.
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Accept drinks, but never finish them.
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Never insult someone's tattoo,
especially if it's of you.
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What? People have your face
tattooed on their body?
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Not just my face.
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Yeah, what else?
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Number one thing, for me, is I'd say,
watch out for the papes'.
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- What are they?
- The paper-razzi.
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Those assholes that float around,
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they're hiding in the corners
doing drawings of you
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without your permission.
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- There's one over there.
- What?
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Yeah. Fuck you!
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Hey, someone's definitely,
probably gonna try and kill you.
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Oh, really?!-Yeah. Enjoy the night!
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What? What? Kill me?
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Maybe there isn't any bad blood.
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Jackie might not even be here today.
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- Dude!
- What?
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We set one foot in here,
Spanish Jackie will have our heads.
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More like your balls.
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Oh, Christ.
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- Oh, shit.
-"The Revenge" boys.
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I never thought I'd see you in here again.
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- Sorry!
- Everyone, listen up!
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Here's the crew that 86ed Ned Low!
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Hey!
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- Come on in!
- Hey.
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Don't be scared. Come on!
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The Swede will be happy to see ya.
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This is my signature cocktail.
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I call it the Sot och Saftig,
or the Sweet and Spicy,
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just like my wife.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Cheers.
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Is it just me
or did The Swede get, like, so hot?
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It's an adjustment for me as well.
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Another round, for the legendary crew
of "The Revenge"!
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Thank you!
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Hey, this free drink shit
is for the birds.
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You know what I mean?
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Birds love drinking for free?
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No, that's not what I mean.
There's money to be made.
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- Let's get our grift on.
- Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, let's do it.
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It looks like your man is famous.
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Look at me!
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Why you dressed like a dirty-ass orphan?
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Just takin' a little break
from the leathers, ya know?
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Natural fibers, bird shit on your collar.
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You goin' through that
"If I was a regular dude" phase, huh?
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Actually, it might not be a phase.
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Does he know that?
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Stede! Stede!
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Because your guy just became
the motherfuckin' man.
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Okay, here we go.
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Blackbeard,
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- are you a poor now?
- What? No.
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I'm just trying something different, man.
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- Oh, okay.
- Jesus.
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Back to basics.
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- Love the new look.
- Yeah, now he's mucho caliente.
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Fucks like a jackhammer.
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- Stede! Stede!
- I'm a Sea God!
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Shit.
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You were kinda like the break in my day.
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I've never been called "the break"
in anyone's day before.
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Ya know, she just looked at me like
I was a worm.
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Was it as devastating as it was arousing?
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How'd ya do it, Swede?
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How'd you make Jackie so happy?
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Hard work.
I put my heart, soul, my back into it.
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My whole body.
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Ya know, if it doesn't work out
with you and your lady friend,
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I could put in a word with Jackie.
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There's decent turnover here,
husband-wise.
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I know things didn't end well,
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but he thinks about you all the time, man.
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Olu came with me because we're like
anchors for each other.
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- We're family.
- Oh, yeah. Family who fucked.
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- Not helping. Look.
- Sorry, sorry.
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Ever since Olu came with us,
all he does is talk about you
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and how he wishes
he could make it up to you.
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Thank you for telling me.
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You wanna talk to him?
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I would not say no to that.
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See you soon, Pirate Queen.
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Don't make yourself too available.
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Havin' a think, are ya?
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Hey, ya know what I did this mornin'?
Bright and early?
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Made your boyfriend blush.
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Ya threw away your leathers,
I saw ya.
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'Course ya did.
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How'd it feel?
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Fucking great.
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Maybe you should listen to it.
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I just threw a violin.
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Blackbeard didn't wanna
kill Ned Low himself?
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No, you see-- Well, maybe.
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But we're a partnership.
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We take turns
on making our decisions.
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That's what we do.
It works for us, always has.
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Right, Blackbeard?
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- Where is he? Ed?
- Stede fucking Bonnet!
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I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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Looks like I got someone
all hot and bothered.
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Gentlemen Pirate's the fuckin' dude!
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You're not wrong.
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Ed? I've been looking everywhere for you.
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Hey, I'm just getting some air.
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Someone tried to kill me,
just like you said they would!
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But I set them alight
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and then I said a cool thing
and everyone laughed!
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Your first immolation.
I'm sorry I missed it.
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People are so jazzed!
I even got my ear pierced!
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It hurt like hell!
It's been a great day.
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Hey, I'm happy for you.
I really am.
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You don't sound that happy.
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Man, I said to you
that I needed to take this slow,
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and it's been the complete opposite.
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I think last night was a mistake.
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I'm not ready for whatever this is.
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Well, you know, this can be whatever
we want it to be.
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I don't even know who I am.
Alright? I know I don't wanna be a pirate.
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And you. Look at you,
you're blowing up, ya know?
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You're the toast of the town.
Everyone wants a piece--
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- Ed, you're panicking!
- I'm not panicking. Alright?
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And here's the news, I'm leaving.
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What?
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I got a job on a little fishing boat
and I'm leaving.
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I'm a fisherman now.
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Ed. Seriously?
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You're not a fisherman.
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I am. I caught a fish.
You saw that?
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- One fish?
- Yeah. You liked that fi--
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You said it was a good fish.
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It was a fine fish.
It was whatever.
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- I was just making you feel good!
- Whatever? Whatever?
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Okay, you know what? Fuck you. No.
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If you're not taking my fishing seriously, fine.
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Come on, it's not about that!
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It's everything about that!
It's everything about fishing.
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Why don't we just stop now,
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before we say something
we can't take back.
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You're just blowing this up.
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Fishermen and pirates are nothing alike.
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You're a coward!
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- Hey!
- What?
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00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:01,830
What is that doing here?
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Queen said she didn't
want it in her quarters.
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Well, I do not wanna see it here.
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Put it below deck. Fuck's sake.
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Planks, ahoy! Planks! Authentic!
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100% Gentleman Pirate-certified
replica planks!
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- Anyone for a plank? Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
- Over here! Over here!
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This is a genuine signature.
253
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Very few of these available.
This deal won't last.
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The Gentleman Pirate, the genuine article!
255
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{\an8}- We need more of these, babe.
- I'm going as fast as I can
256
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{\an8}with a missing finger, hon.
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Fancy man from Barbados!
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Ya know, for another piece of eight,
259
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I can do the back of his head
on the front of your torso.
260
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- Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
- I've got all day, buddy.
261
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Some people are afraid of success,
but I feel like you guys get me.
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You like me for me.
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I've only known you a few hours, Bonnet,
but I'd fuckin' die for ya.
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A bit intense, but I like the feeling.
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VIPs only.
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Mr. Hands.
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Steak Knife.
Fuck off a minute.
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Fucking off, sir.
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Whatever you wanna say,
you can say it in front of my friends.
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- Fuck off, Bill.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Hands.
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Bill?
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I know what happened.
Edward left you.
273
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So this is a victory lap, then?
274
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Might take you a while
with your horsey leg.
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For the record,
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I think you're good for him.
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You balance each other out.
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Took me a long time to realize that,
but I do now.
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Fat lot of good it's done us.
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Yeah, well.
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Ya know what he did
when I told him I loved him?
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- He shot me.
- He shot you. Yeah, I know.
283
00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:07,622
He's a complicated man.
284
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No pressure,
but this might be your last shot.
285
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What we talkin' about?
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Que valga la pena.
287
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:44,702
I have a hard time with trust.
288
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,748
You know that saying,
"Fool me once, shame on me;
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fool me twice, I need to end your life"?
290
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Okay. That's not how that goes.
291
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That's how I was taught.
292
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Look, I'm sorry I left.
293
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Okay? It was just all that stuff
about killin' my friends.
294
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- It was a little bit intense.
- You don't have to explain.
295
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I
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I missed you.
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You missed the break in your day.
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'Cause that's what you used to say.
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I missed the break in my day.
300
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I love when you say that.
301
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Okay.
302
00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:38,338
Let's get you back on the ship.
You need it.
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Besides, you stay here much longer,
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you're gonna end up
on the wrong end of a sword.
305
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Look at you, you got all four limbs.
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He was concerned
307
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- you were gonna stab him, but--
- So, yeah.
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I'm gonna go with Zheng now.
309
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:01,529
So, thank you for being kinda nosy
and crossing boundaries
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and, you know what you did.
311
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All good, Pirate Queen.
312
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What's she doing here?
313
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She's recruited half the island.
314
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,669
Well, she better back off my guys.
315
00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:20,422
As I understand it, there might be a bit
of room on the ship.
316
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Would we get our own room or?
317
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Don't push it.
318
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I mean, we can also share.
319
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- I mean, we've been doing that--
- Alright.
320
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Oh, I see. We're all friendly now.
321
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:36,522
Zheng, last we saw each other,
you were tryna kill everyone.
322
00:18:36,522 --> 00:18:37,897
Hi, Stede.
323
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Congrats on the Ned Low thing,
that's big for you.
324
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Leave my crew alone.
325
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:44,613
Are you sure they're yours?
326
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They are.
We've been through hell together.
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This might make things
a bit awkward, Cap--
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- Stede, but--
- Et tu, Olu?
329
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You're gonna stab me in the back
right in front of me?
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For her?
331
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I took her entire crew down
with chamomile tea!
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Let's not do this here.
333
00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,549
Do what?
We're just talking, aren't we?
334
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Unless, you had something else in mind.
335
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,310
I'm going to pretend
you didn't just touch your sword.
336
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:17,771
Should I pretend
you're not poaching my crew?
337
00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:20,316
It's not poaching if they wanna leave.
338
00:19:20,982 --> 00:19:24,360
Maybe go spend some time
with your serial killer boyfriend.
339
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,446
Or did he already leave you again?
340
00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:27,989
Oh, damn.
341
00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:34,121
Who told ya that?
342
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:36,289
Oh, shit, really?
343
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,959
That was a lucky shot, but, yeah, figures.
344
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:43,129
I got this, boss.
345
00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:47,134
That was really mean.
346
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I'd back up.
347
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:51,638
- Now, I'll be mean.
- Okie-doke.
348
00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:57,770
Steak Knife!
349
00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:02,148
No! What have you done?
350
00:20:02,148 --> 00:20:06,153
Steak! Fight it! Steak-y!
351
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,370
- Draw.
- Oh, Bonnet, no.
352
00:20:18,457 --> 00:20:19,833
I'll make this quick.
353
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,668
You're gonna die quickly, are you?
354
00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:26,465
You fight like a towel boy.
355
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:34,640
I've killed mediocre men.
356
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,350
I've killed exceptional men.
357
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,851
But you're the worst kind:
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a mediocre man
who thinks he's exceptional.
359
00:20:40,395 --> 00:20:43,649
Thing about being mediocre,
no one sees you coming.
360
00:20:47,653 --> 00:20:48,612
Shit.
361
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,742
You got fucked up, bro.
You got fucked up.
362
00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:56,954
Hell no!
363
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:22,480
Oh, hell no!
Y'all take this shit outside!
364
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,484
I said, take this shit outside!
365
00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,994
Stay down, Stede! Stay down!
366
00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:39,538
Oh, no!
367
00:21:39,538 --> 00:21:41,248
Stede, please don't get up.
368
00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:43,876
Say "mercy" and this all ends.
369
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:45,169
- Just do it.
- Say it.
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00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:47,046
- Quit.
- Say it, Stede.
371
00:21:47,046 --> 00:21:48,254
Merci...
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00:21:50,383 --> 00:21:51,467
beaucoup.
373
00:21:57,889 --> 00:21:59,974
Is this how you plank someone, Stede?
374
00:22:00,683 --> 00:22:02,811
Am I doing it right?
375
00:22:02,811 --> 00:22:03,979
Well, actually.
376
00:22:06,565 --> 00:22:08,566
Oh, no, no, no.
377
00:22:08,566 --> 00:22:09,901
- Fuck.
- Fuckin' hell.
378
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:17,326
Now the plank walks you!
379
00:22:35,718 --> 00:22:37,054
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God!
380
00:23:59,135 --> 00:24:03,682
This rope is so rough
on my tender fingies.
381
00:24:04,557 --> 00:24:06,310
I shouldn't have agreed to do all this.
382
00:24:07,269 --> 00:24:10,356
What if we just, don't?
383
00:24:11,148 --> 00:24:14,860
I'm so relaxed, man.
How did ya think of this?
384
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:18,571
My curl pattern was messed up
by the salt air,
385
00:24:18,571 --> 00:24:21,409
I was permanently sunburned,
386
00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:24,369
my toenails were coming through my shoes.
387
00:24:24,369 --> 00:24:30,501
And I said to myself, "Roach, buddy,
you need to take care of yourself."
388
00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:33,795
Yeah, that's so, so, so important.
389
00:24:34,922 --> 00:24:37,424
Hey, check this out.
390
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:45,391
What? What are you doing?