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(light piano music playing)

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(items thudding)

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(sighs)

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♪

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(wind whistling)

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♪

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(exhales)

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(sighs)

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(loud splash)

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Bye-bye.

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♪

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(inhales, sighs)

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(humming)

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Stede Bonnet:
<i>Can't believe you made me
breakfast in bed.</i>

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Blackbeard:
Yeah, me neither.

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I don't think
I've ever even made
regular breakfast.

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What have we got?

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Toast with a bite
already taken.

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- Blackbeard: That was me.
- Marmalade, of course.

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And strangely,
some twine.

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What's that about?

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Yeah, it's
a piece of twine.
I panicked.

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Uh, didn't know what
else to put on there,

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so I thought that I
should add a flourish,

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so I put the twine on.

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It worked. It does.
It actually made it.

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Just my way
of sayin' thank you.

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- For what?
- (deep breath)

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Okay, you know
that night that I died?

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- Mm, yeah.
- You appeared to me.

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- Appeared?
- Yeah.

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- Like a ghost?
- No, like a mermaid.

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Or a mer-man.
You were a mer-person.

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Wow. How'd I look?

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Fantastic.

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Ya know,
orange and sparkly,

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and you sort of just

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appeared
out of the darkness
under the water.

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You saved my life.

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Well, I'm glad
I could help.

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I'm sure you'll return
the favor next time

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we're in
a near-death situation.

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How 'bout we just avoid
all near-death situations?

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(laughs)
Yeah. Nice idea.

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Not bloody likely
with our line of work.

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- Izzy Hands: Hiya, boys.
- Jesus!

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- Fuck off.
- It is my duty to inform
the Captain that the ship

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has docked
on the Republic of Pirates.

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Thank you.
You could inform
me on deck.

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Aye, aye.
Also, it's good to see

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that it's not
just the ship...

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that has been well
and truly... docked.

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- Congratulations.
- (Stede sighs)

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(whispers)
He's jealous.

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(pipe organ music playing)

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(birds cawing)

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(clock ticking)

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What is this doing
in my office?

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Well, that's
from the Prince.

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He delivered one
to every ship
in the fleet.

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Something about
celebrating a time
of peace

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between pirate
and civilized society.

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- Oh, because,
"time" and "time."
- Ah, mm.

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- Nice.
- (sputters)

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Man, it's really ugly,
isn't it? Ay.

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(kicks clock)

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(clock chimes loudly)

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At least it's loud!

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- (light music playing)
- (street chatter)

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(goat bleats)

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Hey, you seein'
all these knobs

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with the red,
knotty doodads
on their shoulders?

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Pretty stylish, aye?

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Zheng's recruitin'.
(chuckles) She must
have some big plans.

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Alright, we get it.
Your queen's a genius.

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I'm just sayin'
she's ambitious,
that's all.

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- Alright.
- Borderline brilliant, actually.

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Wait, hey, isn't
that her over there?

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Zheng!
Hey, girl!
What up?

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Jim:
Ah, looks like
she remembers you.

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- And it's not looking good.
- Oluwande: Nope.

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(Auntie grunts)

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Stede:
We've been living
around here for weeks.

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Can't believe I didn't
know about this place.

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Blackbeard:
Oh, no. This place is great.

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I know everyone.
Hey, Maxie!

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(Stede chuckles)

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Yeah.
My favorite thing
about this place,

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I've never
been stabbed.

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- Wow, that's a first.
- Yeah.

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Well, um, I spent a lot
of time at the beach

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writing you letters.

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What kind
of letters?

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Just letters.
Putting them
in bottles.

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Throwing 'em
in the sea.

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Letters in bottles.
It's not the most reliable

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postal service,
but I love that.

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I love that
ya did that.

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Hey. Don't mean
to interrupt, but--

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You want
an autograph.
Here we go.

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Having a lovely
little meal here
with my friend.

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Um,
but I tell you what,
I'm feeling in a,

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in a nice
and generous mood.

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Once we finish
our meal,

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I will sign
whatever you want.

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Are you
Stede Bonnet?

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You wasted Ned Low?

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Wh-- Uh, yes
and yes, I suppose.

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Do we have
a problem here?

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- We're just huge fans.
- (roughnecks laughing)

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Um, we're gonna be
at Jackie's later,
we'll buy ya a round.

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- Stede: Wow.
- Oh, bring your friend, too.

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- Stede: Spanish Jackie's.
- (Blackbeard chuckles)

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- Roughneck: So awesome
we got a chance to meet him.
- What?

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Congrats, mate.
You're infamous.

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Come on.
I mean, a few roughnecks

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outside a fish shack
does not infamy make.

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Tell ya what.
Why don't we go
and get that drink, ay?

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You can try out
your new fame.

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- Maybe just one.
- Mm-hmm.

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Should we get the bill?

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Pirates don't pay,
especially famous ones.

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- (Stede squeals)
- Run for it.

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- Go, go, go, go.
- Stede: We didn't pay.

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- (Stede/Blackbeard laughing)
- We didn't pay!

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- (chatter, laughter)
- And so I said
to the poor bastard,

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"Not with those shoes on,
you won't." (laughs)

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Hey! Thanks, mate. (laughs)

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God, this is going
great for you.

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- I'm enjoying it.
- You are getting famous.

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Here's a couple
of things about that.

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Accept drinks,
but, uh, never
finish them.

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- Oh.
- Um, never insult
someone's tattoo,

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especially if
it's of you.

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What?
People have your face
tattooed on their body?

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Not just my face.

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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, um, what else?

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Number one thing,
for me, is I'd say,

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watch out
for the papes'.

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- What are they?
- The paper-razzi.

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Those assholes
that f-float around,

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they're hiding
in the corners
doing drawings

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of you without
your permission.

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- There's one over there.
- Stede: What?!

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- Blackbeard: Yeah. Fuck you!
- Stede: Oh, wow!

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Hey, someone's
definitely, probably
gonna try and kill you.

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- Oh, really?!
- Yeah. Enjoy the night!

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What? What? Kill me?

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Lucius:
Maybe there isn't
any bad blood.

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Jackie might not
even be here today.

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- Dude!
- Lucius: What?

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(whispers)
We set one foot in here,

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Spanish Jackie
will have our heads.

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Spanish Jackie:
More like your balls.

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- Frenchie: Oh, Christ.
- (crew muttering)

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- Oh, shit.
- Spanish Jackie:
"The Revenge" boys.

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I never thought I'd
see you in here again.

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- (panicked crosstalk)
- Sorry!

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Spanish Jackie:
Everyone, listen up!

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Here's the crew
that 86ed Ned Low!

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- (bar patrons cheering)
- Hey!

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- Come on in!
- Hey.

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Don't be scared.
Come on!

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The Swede will be
happy to see ya.

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This is
my signature cocktail.

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I call it the <i>Sot och Saftig,</i>
or the Sweet and Spicy,

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just like my wife.

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- Okay. Thank you.
- The Swede: Cheers.

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Is it just me
or did The Swede
get, like, so hot?

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It's an adjustment
for me as well.

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Another round...
for the legendary crew
of "The Revenge"!

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- (cheering)
- (bell ringing)

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Black Pete:
Thank you!

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Hey, this free drink
shit is for the birds.
You know what I mean?

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Birds love
drinking for free?

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No, that's not
what I mean.

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I mean, there's
money to be made.

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- Let's get our grift on.
- Okay.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, let's do it.

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(Spanish Jackie laughs)

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Spanish Jackie:
Ah, it looks like
your man is famous.

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- Woo, look at me!
- Blackbeard: Hm.

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Why you dressed like
a dirty-ass orphan?

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(chuckles)
Just takin' a little break
from the leathers, ya know?

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Mm.

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Natural fibers,
bird shit on your collar.

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You goin' through that
"If I was a regular dude"
phase, huh?

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Actually, it might
not be a phase.

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Ah. Does he know that?

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- Crowd (chanting): Stede! Stede!
- (cheering)

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Because your guy
just became
the motherfuckin' man.

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Okay, here we go.

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Oh, Blackbeard,

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- are you a poor now?
- Uh, what? No.

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I'm just, (sighs)
just trying something
different, man.

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- Oh, okay.
- Blackbeard: Jesus.

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Back to basics.

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- Blackbeard: Love the new look.
- Yeah, now he's <i>mucho caliente.</i>

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Fucks like a jackhammer.
(chuckles)

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- Crowd (chanting): Stede! Stede!
- I'm a Sea God!

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- (Spanish Jackie laughs)
- Shit.

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(muffled cheering)

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You were kinda like
the break in my day.

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- (both chuckle)
- I've, I've never been

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called "the break"
in anyone's day before.

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Ya know, she just
looked at me like
I was a worm.

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Was it as devastating
as it was arousing?

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How'd ya do it, Swede?

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How'd you, how'd you
make Jackie so happy?

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(scoffs)
Hard work.

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I put my heart, soul,
my back into it.

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My whole body.
(chuckles)

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Ya know, if it doesn't
work out with you
and your lady friend,

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I could put in a word
with Jackie. Hm?

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There's decent turnover
here, husband-wise.

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Jim:
I know things
didn't end well,

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but he thinks about
you all the time, man.

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Olu came with me
because we're like
anchors for each other.

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- We're, we're family.
- Oh, yeah. Family who fucked.

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- Jim: Not helping. Look.
- Archie: Sorry, sorry.

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Ever since Olu
came with us,

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all he does is
talk about you

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and how he wishes
he could make it up
to you.

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Thank you for telling me.

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You wanna talk to him?

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I would not say no to that.

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See you soon,
Pirate Queen.

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Don't make yourself
too available.

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- (bell dinging)
- (birds cawing)

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Izzy:
Havin' a think, are ya?

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Hey, ya know what
I did this mornin'?
Bright and early?

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- Made your
boyfriend blush.
- Hm.

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Ya threw away
your leathers,
I saw ya.

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'Course ya did.

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How'd it feel?

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Fucking great.

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(pensive music playing)

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00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,484
Maybe you should
listen to it.

239
00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,486
♪

240
00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:15,654
(indistinct chatter)

241
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:22,452
- I just threw a violin.
- (group laughing)

242
00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:24,996
Blackbeard didn't wanna
kill Ned Low himself?

243
00:11:24,996 --> 00:11:26,331
No, you see--
Well, maybe.

244
00:11:26,331 --> 00:11:28,708
But we're
a partnership.

245
00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:29,793
We take turns
on making
our decisions.

246
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:33,213
That's what we do.
It works for us,
always has.

247
00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:35,132
Right, Blackbeard?

248
00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:38,844
- Where is he? Ed?
- Man (yells):
Stede fucking Bonnet!

249
00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:42,139
(crowd murmurs)

250
00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:44,641
I'm gonna
fucking kill you!

251
00:11:44,641 --> 00:11:47,310
(crowd gasps, oohs)

252
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:52,649
- (man screaming)
- (crowd laughing)

253
00:11:52,649 --> 00:11:54,109
Looks like I got someone
all hot and bothered.

254
00:11:54,109 --> 00:11:56,486
(laughter)

255
00:11:56,486 --> 00:12:00,115
Gentlemen Pirate's
the fuckin' dude!

256
00:12:00,115 --> 00:12:02,909
- (cheering)
- You're not wrong.

257
00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:04,786
♪

258
00:12:06,663 --> 00:12:10,500
Ed? I've been looking
everywhere for you.

259
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,878
Hey, I'm just
getting some air.

260
00:12:13,628 --> 00:12:15,755
Someone tried to kill me,
just like you said they would!

261
00:12:15,755 --> 00:12:18,758
But I set them alight,
and then I said a cool thing
and everyone laughed!

262
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,218
(halfheartedly) Whoa.

263
00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:21,678
Your first immolation.
I'm sorry I missed it.

264
00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:25,056
People are so jazzed!
I even got my ear pierced!

265
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:28,018
It hurt like hell!
It's been a great day.

266
00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:31,563
Hey, I'm happy for you.
I really am.

267
00:12:32,606 --> 00:12:33,732
You don't sound
that happy.

268
00:12:38,195 --> 00:12:39,696
Man, I said to you
that I needed to take
this slow,

269
00:12:39,696 --> 00:12:41,990
and it's been
the complete opposite.

270
00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:45,744
I think last night
was... a mistake.

271
00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:52,125
I'm not ready
for whatever this is.

272
00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,215
Well, you know,
this can be whatever
we want it to be.

273
00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,716
I don't even
know who I am.

274
00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:01,510
Alright? I know I don't
wanna be a pirate.

275
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:02,928
And you. L-Look at you,
you're blowing up, ya know?

276
00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:05,680
You're the toast of the town.
Everyone wants a piece--

277
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,724
- Ed, you're panicking!
- I'm-I'm not panicking. Alright?

278
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:08,975
And here's the news,
I'm leaving.

279
00:13:08,975 --> 00:13:10,101
What?

280
00:13:10,685 --> 00:13:15,607
I got a job on a little
fishing boat

281
00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:17,609
and I'm leaving.

282
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:19,319
I'm a fisherman now.

283
00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:24,407
Oh, Ed. Seriously?
You're not a fisherman.

284
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:26,201
I am.
I-I caught a fish.
You saw that?

285
00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:30,413
- One fish?
- Yeah. You liked that fi--
You said it was a good fish.

286
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,917
It was a fine fish.
It was... whatever.

287
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,086
- I was just making
you feel good!
- Oh, whatever? Whatever?

288
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:37,504
Okay, you know what?
Fuck you. No.

289
00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:39,339
If you're not taking
my fishing seriously, fine.

290
00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:40,757
Come on,
it's not about that!

291
00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:41,591
It's everything
about that!

292
00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:44,261
It's everything
about fishing.

293
00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:46,555
Why don't we
just stop now,

294
00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,306
before we say something
we can't take back.

295
00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:49,349
You're just blowing this up.

296
00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:53,311
Fishermen and pirates
are nothing alike.

297
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:54,854
You're a coward!

298
00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,569
- Hey!
- Tiff: What?

299
00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:01,778
What is that
doing here?

300
00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:03,780
Queen said she didn't
want it in her quarters.

301
00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:07,450
Well, I do not
wanna see it here.

302
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:08,118
Put it below deck.
Fuck's sake.

303
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:12,205
Ugh! (sighs)

304
00:14:12,205 --> 00:14:15,333
Planks, ahoy!
Planks! Authentic!

305
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:18,295
100% Gentleman Pirate-certified
replica planks!

306
00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:20,797
- Anyone for a plank?
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
- Patron: Over here! Over here!

307
00:14:20,797 --> 00:14:23,883
Black Pete:
This is a genuine signature.

308
00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:28,638
Very few of these available.
This deal won't last.

309
00:14:28,638 --> 00:14:31,933
The Gentleman Pirate,
the genuine article!

310
00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,393
{\an8}- We need more of these, babe.
- I'm going as fast as I can

311
00:14:33,393 --> 00:14:34,978
{\an8}with a missing
finger, hon.

312
00:14:34,978 --> 00:14:36,938
Fancy man
from Barbados!

313
00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:38,523
Wee John Feeney:
Ya know, for another
piece of eight,

314
00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:41,318
I can do the back
of his head on the front
of your torso.

315
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:44,487
- Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
- I've got all day, buddy.

316
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:46,656
Stede:
Some people are
afraid of success,

317
00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:48,908
but... I feel like
you guys get me.

318
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:52,037
You like me for me.

319
00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:54,039
I've only known you
a few hours, Bonnet,

320
00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:57,375
but I'd fuckin' die for ya.

321
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:00,629
A bit intense,
but (sighs)
I like the feeling.

322
00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:02,172
(indistinct chatter)

323
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,299
VIPs only.

324
00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:08,053
Oh, Mr. Hands.

325
00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:10,555
Steak Knife.
Fuck off a minute.

326
00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:12,849
Steak Knife:
Fucking off, sir.

327
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:17,062
Whatever you wanna say,
you can say it in front
of my friends.

328
00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,733
- Fuck off, Bill.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Hands.

329
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,109
Oh, Bill?

330
00:15:28,615 --> 00:15:31,534
I know what happened.
Edward left you.

331
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,245
So, this is
a victory lap, then?

332
00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:37,707
Might take you a while
with your horsey leg.

333
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,043
For the record,

334
00:15:41,002 --> 00:15:42,504
I think you're
good for him.

335
00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:44,005
You balance
each other out.

336
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:47,676
Took me a long time
to realize that,
but... I do now.

337
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,886
- Fat lot of good
it's done us.
- Hm.

338
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,765
Yeah, well... (groans)

339
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,729
ya know what he did
when I told him
I loved him?

340
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:01,648
- He shot me.
- He shot you.
Yeah, I know.

341
00:16:02,774 --> 00:16:04,442
- (groans)
- (bangs table)

342
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,737
He's a complicated man.

343
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:18,707
No pressure,
but, um, this might
be your last shot.

344
00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:20,125
What we talkin' about?

345
00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:24,796
<i>Que valga la pena.</i>

346
00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:28,049
(light piano music playing)

347
00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:44,816
I have a hard time
with trust.

348
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,862
You know that saying,
"Fool me once, shame on me;

349
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,447
fool me twice,
I need to end
your life"?

350
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,324
Okay. That's not
how that goes.

351
00:16:53,324 --> 00:16:54,617
That's how
I was taught.

352
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:58,621
Look, I-I'm sorry I left.

353
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,332
Okay? It was, it was
just all that stuff

354
00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:03,293
about killin' my friends.
It was just--

355
00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:06,379
- It was a little bit intense.
- You don't have to explain.

356
00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:11,760
Uh... I...

357
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,971
(deep breath)
I missed you.

358
00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:21,144
You missed
the break in your day.

359
00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,938
- (Zheng laughs)
- 'Cause that's what
you used to say.

360
00:17:23,938 --> 00:17:25,523
I missed the break
in my day.

361
00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:28,318
- (both laughing)
- I love when you say that.

362
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:29,569
(softly) Okay.

363
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,739
(mellow music playing)

364
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:38,369
Let's get you
back on the ship.
You need it.

365
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:42,499
Besides...
you stay here
much longer,

366
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:45,627
you're gonna end up
on the wrong end of a sword.

367
00:17:45,627 --> 00:17:46,795
(Stede chuckles)

368
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:49,881
Jim:
Look at you, you got
all four limbs.

369
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:52,550
- He was concerned you were
gonna stab him, but--
- So, yeah.

370
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:56,054
I-I'm, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go
with Zheng now.

371
00:17:57,096 --> 00:17:59,891
- Oh.
- So, thank you
for being kinda nosy

372
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:01,601
and crossing boundaries,

373
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,436
and-- (chuckles)
you know what you did.

374
00:18:05,396 --> 00:18:07,690
All good,
Pirate Queen.

375
00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:09,400
Stede:
What's she doing here?

376
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,403
She's recruited
half the island.

377
00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:16,699
Well, she better
back off my guys.

378
00:18:16,699 --> 00:18:20,453
As I understand it,
there might be a bit
of room on the ship.

379
00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:23,039
Oh, would we get
our own room or...?

380
00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:24,541
- (Archie/Jim laugh)
- Don't push it.

381
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,167
I mean,
we can also share.

382
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,794
- I mean, we've been doing that--
- Oluwande: Alright.

383
00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:31,631
Oh, I see...
We're all friendly now.

384
00:18:32,131 --> 00:18:34,717
Zheng, last we
saw each other,

385
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,469
you were tryna
kill everyone.

386
00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:38,012
Hi, Stede.

387
00:18:38,012 --> 00:18:41,099
Congrats on
the Ned Low thing,
that's big for you.

388
00:18:41,099 --> 00:18:43,226
Leave my crew alone.

389
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:43,893
Are you sure
they're yours?

390
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:47,981
Oh, they are.
We've been through
hell together.

391
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:50,900
This might make things
a bit awkward, Cap--

392
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:54,737
- S-Stede, but--
<i>- Et tu,</i> Olu?

393
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:56,739
You're gonna
stab me in the back
right in front of me?

394
00:18:56,739 --> 00:18:57,824
For her?

395
00:18:57,824 --> 00:18:59,784
I took her entire crew down
with chamomile tea!

396
00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:02,704
Let's not
do this here.

397
00:19:02,704 --> 00:19:04,581
Stede: Do what?
We're just talking,
aren't we?

398
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:07,083
- Unless...
- (crowd oohs)

399
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,627
...you had something
else in mind.

400
00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:14,424
I'm going to pretend
you didn't just touch
your sword.

401
00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:16,885
Should I pretend
you're not poaching
my crew?

402
00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:20,430
It's not poaching
if they wanna leave.

403
00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:24,392
Maybe go spend
some time with your
serial killer boyfriend.

404
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,477
Or did he already
leave you again?

405
00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:29,439
- Oh, damn.
- (crowd murmurs)

406
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:32,692
(tense music playing)

407
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,068
Who told ya that?

408
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:37,030
Oh, shit, really?

409
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,115
That was a lucky shot,
but, yeah, figures.

410
00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:42,202
I got this, boss.

411
00:19:44,829 --> 00:19:47,206
That was really mean.

412
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,708
I'd back up.

413
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,628
- Now, I'll be mean.
- Okie-doke.

414
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,546
(crowd murmurs)

415
00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:55,173
(choking)

416
00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,800
Steak Knife!

417
00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:02,096
- No! What have you done?
- (Steak Knife choking)

418
00:20:02,096 --> 00:20:05,350
(cries)
Steak! Fight it! Steak-y!

419
00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:09,562
♪

420
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:15,360
- Draw.
- Oh, Bonnet, no.

421
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:19,280
I'll make this quick.

422
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,741
You're gonna die
quickly, are you?

423
00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:23,826
(Stede grunts)

424
00:20:24,285 --> 00:20:26,496
- Ah!
- You fight like a towel boy.

425
00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:29,248
(grunts)
Aha!

426
00:20:29,248 --> 00:20:31,167
♪

427
00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:34,504
I've killed mediocre men.

428
00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:36,381
I've killed exceptional men.

429
00:20:36,381 --> 00:20:37,924
But you're the worst kind:

430
00:20:37,924 --> 00:20:40,343
a mediocre man who thinks
he's exceptional.

431
00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:43,680
Thing about being mediocre,
no one sees you coming.

432
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,847
(grunts)

433
00:20:45,598 --> 00:20:46,182
(groans)

434
00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:48,977
- (Archie laughing)
- Shit.

435
00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:53,022
You got fucked up, bro.
You got fucked up.

436
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:55,692
- (grunts)
- (Archie yells)

437
00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:58,027
- Hell no!
- (grunting)

438
00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:01,072
(upbeat music playing)

439
00:21:01,072 --> 00:21:02,281
- (fighting)
- (grunting)

440
00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:06,869
(indistinct yelling)

441
00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:08,955
♪

442
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,006
(bottle shatters)

443
00:21:19,465 --> 00:21:22,427
Oh, hell no!
Y'all take this
shit outside!

444
00:21:22,427 --> 00:21:26,472
- (patron screaming)
- I said, take this shit outside!

445
00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:32,353
(clock ticking)

446
00:21:33,646 --> 00:21:35,815
Stede:
Oh! (groans)

447
00:21:35,815 --> 00:21:37,900
Black Pete:
Stay down, Stede! Stay down!

448
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,569
- (grunting)
- Oh, no!

449
00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:41,195
Jim:
Stede, please don't get up.

450
00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:43,948
Say "mercy"
and this all ends.

451
00:21:43,948 --> 00:21:45,033
- Oluwande: Just do it.
- Black Pete: Say it.

452
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,951
- Quit.
- Black Pete: Say it, Stede.

453
00:21:46,951 --> 00:21:48,369
(cries) <i>Merci...</i>

454
00:21:48,369 --> 00:21:50,371
(sighs of relief)

455
00:21:50,371 --> 00:21:51,664
<i>beaucoup.</i>

456
00:21:51,664 --> 00:21:54,250
(disappointed murmurs)

457
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,211
- (Stede whimpers)
- (Zheng yells)

458
00:21:57,837 --> 00:22:00,590
- Is this how you
plank someone, Stede?!
- (Stede groans)

459
00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:01,924
- Am I doing it right?
- (crowd exclaims)

460
00:22:01,924 --> 00:22:04,385
Stede:
Well, actually. (grunts)

461
00:22:06,554 --> 00:22:08,598
- (crowd exclaims)
- Oh, no, no, no.

462
00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:09,932
- Fuck.
- Fuckin' hell.

463
00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:12,101
(clock ticking)

464
00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:17,440
Now the plank walks you!

465
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:17,899
(yells)

466
00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:19,942
(clock chimes)

467
00:22:21,277 --> 00:22:22,695
(explosions)

468
00:22:25,865 --> 00:22:28,785
(cannonfire)

469
00:22:28,785 --> 00:22:31,454
(solemn music playing)

470
00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:35,166
(pedestrians screaming)

471
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,251
{\an8}- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God!

472
00:22:37,251 --> 00:22:39,003
(explosions)

473
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:41,255
♪

474
00:22:44,717 --> 00:22:47,345
- (cannonball whizzes)
- (explosion)

475
00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:49,388
♪

476
00:22:49,388 --> 00:22:51,057
(screaming)

477
00:23:24,173 --> 00:23:26,217
♪

478
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:03,671
This rope is so rough
on my tender fingies.

479
00:24:04,463 --> 00:24:06,340
I shouldn't have
agreed to do all this.

480
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:10,386
What if we just...
(exhales) don't?

481
00:24:10,386 --> 00:24:13,389
- (Roach laughs)
- I'm so relaxed, man.

482
00:24:13,389 --> 00:24:14,891
How did ya
think of this?

483
00:24:14,891 --> 00:24:18,561
My curl pattern
was messed up
by the salt air,

484
00:24:18,561 --> 00:24:21,355
I was permanently sunburned,

485
00:24:21,355 --> 00:24:24,233
- my toenails were
coming through my shoes.
- (Fang groans)

486
00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:28,738
And I said to myself,
"Roach, buddy,

487
00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:30,448
you need to take
care of yourself."

488
00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:33,826
Yeah, that's so,
so, so important.

489
00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:37,538
Hey...
check this out.

490
00:24:37,538 --> 00:24:40,458
(light music playing)

491
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:43,085
(Fang gasps)

492
00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,587
What?
What are you doing?

493
00:24:46,505 --> 00:24:46,589
Huh?