1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,795 Leslie: This is the best night ever. 2 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,506 I wish we were getting married tonight. 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,966 Let's just do it, then. Leslie... 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,345 Let's get married. Tonight. 5 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:16,975 Are we really doing this? 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,560 I guess. Why not? 7 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:22,856 The gala ends at 11:00. At 11:01 we get married. 8 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:26,276 Okay. Butwait. My mom isn't here. And your parents aren't here. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,111 Good. Yeah, that makes it better. 10 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,364 Yes. But we reserved a space for may 16th, 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,950 and we just ordered 200 white chocolate top hats. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,034 We did? 13 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,261 You did, actually. It's under your name. 14 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:40,791 Leslie, we can get married may 16th or June 1st or July 57th. 15 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,126 But doesn't it feel right today? 16 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,588 Yeah, it does. Every time you say it, it just feels more right. 17 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:47,899 Oh, my god. We're getting married tonight. 18 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:48,983 This is really great. Yeah. 19 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,276 You're either in or you're out, buddy. 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,468 I... ltwas my idea. 21 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,594 I'm totally in. 22 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,863 Wait. Wait. No. We can't. Okay. 23 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,931 This is our wedding day. This is very bad luck. 24 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,614 Turn around. We can't look at each other. 25 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,394 Well, you are aware that we've seen each other several times today. 26 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,728 We have two hours to do this. 27 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,188 I want you to get everyone together 28 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,872 and meet me at Ann's house in 10 minutes. 29 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,334 Okay. Oh, wait. Before we get married, 30 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,901 there is something we need to discuss. 31 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,045 I mean, we've never talked about it, 32 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,405 but I really want you to take my last name. 33 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,574 Oh. Oh. 34 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,908 Okay... really? 35 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,120 Yeah. It's just really important to me symbolically 36 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,748 that Leslie knope disappears and becomes Leslie Wyatt. 37 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,376 Or councilwoman Mrs. Ben Wyatt. That's fine, too. 38 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,169 It's a deal breaker. 39 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,149 Wait, are you messing with me? Yeah, sorry. 40 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,383 Oh, mygod ihadto gweitashot 41 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,010 Ben. Now, go. Run! Okay. Okay. 42 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,636 Wait. Where do I go? Run! 43 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,843 Ben: The falcon is entering! 44 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:57,927 The turtle dove acknowledges. 45 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,620 Hey. Where are you? I'm here. 46 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,055 Okay. Let's go over the duties right now. 47 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,391 Ann, you're in charge of the dress and the hair and the makeup. 48 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:07,002 And I was thinking, like the sensuality of Eleanor Roosevelt 49 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,085 combined with the animal magnetism of Lesley stahl. 50 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,255 Piece of cake. 51 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,358 Oh. We have to get the wedding cake. I'll do that too. 52 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,384 I'm perfectly calm. 53 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,596 I feel like every crazy thing Leslie's ever had me do has been like a drill. 54 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,765 And today is the real thing. 55 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:23,894 I'm ready, because I had the greatest teacher in the world, Leslie, 56 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:24,978 who is crazy. 57 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,814 Also, we also need rings and marriage licenses. 58 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,500 Oh! Let me be on rings. I love what they symbolize. 59 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,817 Great. And I can do the license. 60 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,462 I've got a guy that works in city hall. And that guy is my wife. 61 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,947 You also work there. Oh, yeah. 62 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,092 Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle. 63 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,077 Itwould be an honor. And the first time 64 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,037 I won't regret walking down the aisle. 65 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,207 Oh, uh, yikes! We need an officiant. Tom: I got this. 66 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,311 You can become an ordained minister online in, like, five minutes. 67 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,713 Do you want more, like, a Steve Harvey vibe, or straight-up seacrest? 68 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,548 No. Never mind. I'll combine them. 69 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:54,716 "Steve-crest". 70 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,259 Okay. And Jerry and Donna... 71 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,780 I need you guys to just make sure that the gala runs smoothly. 72 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,657 Let's say that we're all going to meet back here in an hour. 73 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,016 I love all of you. One, two, three, break. 74 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,394 Ben: Excuse me. 75 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,197 We're looking for a couple of wedding rings? 76 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,582 You're going to want to look through the jewelry and nails tray. 77 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,067 There's some beautiful jewelry in here. But be careful. 78 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,902 There's also nails. 79 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,406 Well, these aren't bad. 80 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,889 Those are real nice. And they were nipple rings at one point. 81 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,619 How do you know that? 82 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,789 Mmm. They were yours. They were his. Let's go. 83 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,667 Hey, it's pretty crazy. I'm going to be a cop tomorrow. 84 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,478 I guess I better commit as many crimes as possible tonight. 85 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,628 Get it out of my system. 86 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,505 Found the marriage licenses. 87 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,549 And I'm going to take all of them. 88 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,110 I don't want anyone else in this town to get married 89 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,760 because it makes it less special for us. 90 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,679 Good call, babe. Let's roll. 91 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,930 Okay. 92 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,515 (Gasps) 93 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,725 Andy: I'm good. 94 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,978 It's not finished. Why didn't the seamstress finish it? 95 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,956 If you're not going to finish something three months early, 96 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,064 then don't accept the job. 97 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,691 There's got to be something we can do. 98 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,752 This wedding is meant to be. We're going to figure it out. 99 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,571 Now, how did cinderella finish her dress so fast? 100 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,947 Squirrels and birds. 101 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,157 That's not very helpful. No. 102 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,384 Andy: Hey, we got it. April: We got it. 103 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,826 Marriage license. Done. 104 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,161 Wait a minute. Hold on. 105 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,180 It needs to be signed by somebody at the city clerk's office. 106 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,707 I'll just forge it. I forge government documents all the time. 107 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,125 That's true. Leslie: No. 108 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,752 (Cell phone vibrating) 109 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,170 Hey Ben: Hey 110 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,380 so, we didn't find any rings. 111 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,174 Yeah, we're having a few roadblocks here. 112 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,860 It kind of feels like this thing is falling apart. 113 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,802 Don't panic. I swear there are some rings 114 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,971 in this old box of stuff my mom gave me. 115 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,806 It's still here at April and Andy's house. 116 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,266 Okay. Want to come help me look? 117 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,684 Ann, dress duty. April and Andy, 118 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,478 license duty. No time for verbs. 119 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,788 (Laughing) I know you're in a rush, Leslie. 120 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,023 I should point out that you said "duty." 121 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,191 Twice. 122 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,317 Okay. 123 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:37,778 Business is a-booming. 124 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,738 Indiana celebrity lookahkes. 125 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,782 I mean, this is a brilliant idea, Donna. 126 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,326 All my favorites are here. We've got Orville redenbacher, 127 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,370 latoya Jackson, axl Rose, David letterman... 128 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,290 Look. Don't tell anyone, butlbooked a special surprise. 129 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,419 There's a li'i Sebastian lookalike on the way. What? 130 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,047 (Laughing) What? Oh, my god. 131 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,132 (Groaning) Oh. 132 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,509 (Grunts) 133 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:01,843 Did you just pee your pants? 134 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,595 Just a dab. 135 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,263 I better go clean up. 136 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:06,890 You nasty, Jerry. 137 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,308 (Door slams) 138 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,893 Third time this week. 139 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,520 Oh, what the hell? What's wrong? 140 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:15,065 "Your minister certification will be emailed to you in 24 hours." 141 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,567 (Scoffs) But this is america. I want it now. 142 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,653 Sorry, Tom. That's what happens. 143 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,547 I had all these great bits written for the wedding, too. 144 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,611 I was going to beatbox. There was a dance breakdown. 145 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,326 I'm talking, like, six guaranteed applause breaks. 146 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,914 Uh, you know, I am actually ordained. I could do the wedding. 147 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,624 That's the worst idea I've ever heard. 148 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:33,917 Yeah. You're right. Okay. 149 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,795 Wait. What if you do the ceremony, 150 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,297 but you don't have any stupid ideas of your own, 151 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,550 and you just say the stuff that I came up with? 152 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,843 Anything to help Leslie. 153 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,011 Perfect. Now, shut up and start memorizing. 154 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,931 We open with will Smith's monologue 155 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,851 from the modern cinematic classic, hitch. 156 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,395 Turtle dove? Falcon. 157 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:54,855 Turtle dove. Falcon? 158 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,178 Turtle dove. There's your butt. 159 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,524 Hey. Hey. 160 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,067 Did you find the rings? No rings. 161 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,821 Just a tennis bracelet and a necklace that says "wine chick." 162 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,115 No rings, no license, no dress? 163 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,034 This idea felt so right, but maybe it's just too crazy. 164 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,744 Maybe it wasn't meant to be. 165 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,788 Hey, it's snowing. 166 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,873 (Gasps) 167 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,541 It's him. What? 168 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,960 Ben: Who? I can't see. 169 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,587 I don't understand. This is impossible. 170 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,921 Ben: What... 171 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,967 Whoa. 172 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,135 Li'i Sebastian? 173 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,346 No, no. Sorry. Actually, this is bucky. 174 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,850 He's a licensed li'i Sebastian impersonator. 175 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,895 We're headed to the gala so folks can pose for pictures with him. 176 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,414 Two hundred a pop, ifyou're interested. 177 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,480 Quiet, you. 178 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,983 This is li'i Sebastian. And this is a sign. 179 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,484 We're going to do this. 180 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,507 We are going to pull this wedding off. 181 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,614 Come on, bucky. Li'i Sebastian. 182 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:46,907 Yes, ma'am. 183 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,929 Oh, my god. We're running out of time. 184 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,789 Ann, please tell me that you have sewn a new dress from scratch. 185 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,642 Or several dresses, because I would love some options. 186 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,186 I have an idea, and it might be insane. 187 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,795 But I've been watching a lot of project runway recently. 188 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:01,922 And the past eight years. 189 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,924 Okay, great. So, ltrust you. And make it work. 190 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,884 No time to do the Tim gunn voice. 191 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,904 Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time. 192 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,209 "Designers, make itwork." Ann, you have less than an hour. 193 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,933 (Door closes) 194 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,372 Ms. Beavers, this is official police business. 195 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,498 I hope we didn't wake you up. 196 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,483 It's after 10:00. 197 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,235 I've been asleep for four hours. What do you want? 198 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,862 We need you to sign this. 199 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,155 It's a marriage license. 200 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,365 Ethel? 201 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,908 Is it robbers? 202 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:30,992 No. Go back to bed. 203 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,869 Aw, is that your husband? 204 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,913 I'm not married. I was on a date tonight. 205 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,207 It went well. He's sleeping over. 206 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,417 Cool. 207 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,145 It would really mean a lot if you'd sign it. 208 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,480 It's for Leslie knope and Ben Wyatt. 209 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,505 I think you know them? 210 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,049 They dragged me out in the freezing cold once 211 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,302 so they could tell each other "I love you". It was annoying. 212 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,971 Andy: Oh, thank you so much. 213 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,407 You have got an amazing house and a really cool nightgown, 214 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,617 and seem to be super good at dating. 215 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,281 Yeah. So, can we adopt you as our grandma? 216 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,978 Fine. Andy: (Laughing) Cool! 217 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,647 Okay. Love you, grandma! We love you, grandma. 218 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,792 Ben: I guess we could go to a pharmacy. 219 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,235 But I really don't want to use, like, a cheap plastic ring. 220 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:09,364 I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in rings. 221 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:13,034 What is this? It's a toe ring with a brown gemstone? 222 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,286 Is this a Ruby that's gone bad? 223 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,831 I am out of ideas. 224 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,499 Jewelry store. No, that's closed. 225 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,042 That's why we're doing this. 226 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,228 Perhaps I can be of service. 227 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,461 How? 228 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,630 How much do you think Ann would miss this sconce? 229 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,424 Well, I don't know. It's part of her house. 230 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,925 (Grunts) 231 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,969 Vveh, okay. 232 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,097 "When I heard Ben was getting married, I was like, 233 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,766 "'to Leslie, or to game of thrones?” 234 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,852 Ugh! Horrible delivery. 235 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,312 "You ever heard Leslie talk about Ben's butt? 236 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,605 "I'm all like, 237 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,483 "'damn, girl, you mad sweet on that back meat."' 238 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,877 you're murdering my beautiful words. 239 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,462 Do you even want to kill at this wedding? 240 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,114 I just want Leslie and Ben to have a nice night. I'm sorry. I... 241 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,908 No. No. It's my fault for believing in you. 242 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,286 Look. To be official, 243 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,289 I just have to do the vows and the pronouncement. 244 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,998 So, why don't you handle the speech, 245 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,875 and then I'll just come in at the end? 246 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,711 Well, I'm not crazy about the part where you do something, 247 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,339 but I do like the idea of me doing something. 248 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,550 Let's give it a shot. 249 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,888 Hello, everyone. Got some bad news. The gala ends at 11:00. 250 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,932 The good news is, at 11:01, 251 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,602 we 7! Be holding a special wedding ceremony. 252 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:25,106 Everyone is invited to stay. All the drinks and the food will be on us. 253 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,525 (All cheering) 254 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,487 Hey. Everything going okay? 255 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,738 Everything would be peachy 256 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,823 if it weren't for that dumb-ass with a megaphone. 257 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,326 No one wants a park here. 258 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,953 Parks are stupid. 259 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,830 Hey, butter-teeth. What's up? 260 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,235 I can fix those chompers for you. 261 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,792 Just come to jamm orthodontics. 262 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,627 Councilman jamm, what are you doing here? 263 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,003 What are you doing here? 264 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,922 Parks are stupid. 265 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,173 Okay. Enough. 266 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,384 You better give me back that megaphone. That belongs to my aunt. 267 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,220 Why don't I call you a cab? 268 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,305 No. This isn't over, knope. 269 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,516 It is over. I won fair and square. 270 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,727 And in a half an hour, I am getting married over there 271 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,312 to the most perfect man in the world. 272 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,715 And all my dreams are coming true. 273 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,649 Knope rules. Jamm sucks. 274 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,275 Knope rules. Jamm sucks. 275 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,527 Knope rules. Jamm... 276 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,694 Councilman howser. 277 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,530 Leslie. Jeremy. 278 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,200 You better make sure my aunt gets her megaphone back. 279 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,911 Okay. Did I do it right? How does it look? 280 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,123 Terrible. And perfect. 281 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,042 I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight. 282 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,920 And I have already broken that promise five times. 283 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,048 But I will not break it a sixth. 284 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,884 Go ahead and let it out, buddy. It's okay. 285 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,053 I have something for you. 286 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,349 It is the letter from the state house 287 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,852 telling us that we've been assigned to Pawnee. 288 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,895 Dated may 1st, 2010. 289 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,021 No way. 290 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,665 We were supposed to be here eight weeks. 291 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:52,735 I am so happy that those eight weeks turned into three years. 292 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:57,323 And that you met Leslie. And that we both found a home. 293 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,428 Damn it. You're transferring your crying thing over to me. (Laughs) 294 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,954 It's okay, buddy. Let it out. 295 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,791 I gathered up all the meaningful bills, 296 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,711 pictures, documents, and memos from your career. 297 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,921 What do you think? Is it okay? 298 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,886 It is the most beautiful object I've ever seen. 299 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,759 It is like the Ann Perkins of dresses. 300 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,886 Yay. 301 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,220 It is amazing. 302 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:24,100 All set. (Gasps) Leslie. Wow! You look amazing. 303 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,144 Oh, my god. What? 304 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,997 I'm not supposed to see you before the wedding. 305 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,123 No, that's the groom. I ruined it. 306 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,398 Andy, that's the groom. 307 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,066 Well, I saw him, too. 308 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,070 I'm just going to cover my eyes, just to be safe. 309 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,780 Okay. So, we're ready out there for your wedding, or whatever. 310 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,950 My god. The license? The rings? The officiant? Everything? 311 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,493 Yes. It all came together. 312 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,370 Let's go. 313 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,041 (Instrumental music playing) 314 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,842 Jamm: Boo. Boo. Boo, Leslie knope, boo. 315 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,719 Here comes the boo. 316 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,180 All dressed in boo. 317 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,015 Boo, Leslie knope. 318 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,685 Boo.boo.boo. 319 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,312 Dude, what are you doing? 320 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,772 I'm being awesome. 321 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,982 Boo. Boo, Leslie, boo. 322 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,027 My friend, I don't think you understand what a bad idea this is. 323 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,446 I don't think you understand that I would have gotten 324 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,948 a cut of that new paunch burger 325 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,242 if she hadn't screwed everything up. 326 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,702 So, sorry, guys. This wedding is canceled 327 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,537 because the bride is a b-hole. 328 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,456 Hey. Check this out. 329 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,833 Stink bomb! Who knows what that does? 330 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,085 Oh! (Grunts) 331 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,712 Ugh! A stink bomb? Are you joking? 332 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,674 Oh, my god. Where did you even get a stink bomb? 333 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,634 Amazon, baby. That's how. 334 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,387 You are looking at a prime customer, everybody. 335 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,764 Two days, free shipping for this guy. 336 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,058 Let's get this party started with another one, gang! 337 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,852 No! (All groaning) 338 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,063 It's terrible! Jerry, you do the wedding! Who cares? 339 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,898 Come on, man. Just go home. 340 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,483 And who's going to make me? 341 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,320 It's your wedding day. I'll handle this. 342 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,030 Here comes the bride. 343 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,865 Time to go, sir. No. 344 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,118 Hey, get off me. What the hell, man? 345 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,953 Don't you touch me. Oh. 346 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,496 I'll give you that one. 347 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,403 But if you do it again, I'll... 348 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,458 If I do what again? What, kick your ass? 349 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,378 Is that what you like? You want me to just... (All gasping) 350 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,842 Yay! Best wedding ever! 351 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,052 (April chuckling) 352 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,515 Ow. (Sniffles) 353 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,475 You broke my tooth. 354 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,828 Good thing you're an orthodontist. 355 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,604 Yeah. It is a good thing. You see my house? 356 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,606 Five bathrooms. Great. 357 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,775 I'm sorry, Leslie. For what? 358 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,153 I've never presented a bride on her wedding day, 359 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,739 so I'm not 100% sure of the duties involved. 360 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,508 But I don't think you're supposed to punch a man 361 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,867 in the mouth during the service. 362 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,910 I think that's exactly what you're supposed to do, 363 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,621 if that mouth is attached to a drunk jerk-face. 364 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,542 Well, please don't worry about me. Just go and get married. 365 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,169 Leslie. 366 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,629 Ron. Listen to me very carefully. 367 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,381 I lost my father when I was 10, 368 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:04,344 I don't have any brothers, and Ken burns never wrote me back. 369 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,222 So, I am not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle. 370 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,183 End of discussion. 371 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,146 Better get used to this, honey. 372 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,473 There are going to be a lot of late nights for me here. 373 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,733 Graveyard shift. 374 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,235 You coming to bring me coffee while I interrogate murderers. 375 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,505 You've had all night to get something out of him, dwyer. 376 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,572 We've got to let him go. 377 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,884 Come on, captain. I'm this close to getting a confession. 378 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,053 You're never going to break him, dwyer. He's a psychopath. 379 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,317 He chopped off both of his arms 380 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,638 so he wouldn't leave any fingerprints. 381 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,873 No! He did? How did he murder a person? 382 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,143 I don't know. Hey, chief fugleberg. It's me, Andy dwyer, 383 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,585 pre-reporting for duty. 384 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,296 Listen, about my new partner. Is it a dog? 385 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,800 Oh. Has Chris traeger not told you? 386 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,844 Told me what? 387 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,889 Hey, Ron. We posted bail. You're free to go. 388 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,474 Jamm: Wait a minute. What? 389 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,768 He punched me in the teeth. This is an outrage. 390 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,038 I think we have a pretty clear picture of what went down. 391 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,231 Sleep it off in the cell, councilman. 392 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,609 Leslie, I'm so sorry. I think we missed it. 393 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,736 The gala's over. They're taking it all down. 394 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,781 Yeah. It's okay. I mean, I guess it just wasn't meant to be after all. 395 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,658 We'll get married in may like we planned. 396 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,536 You know what? I have some champagne back at the office. 397 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,705 Let's go back there, have a drink, toast to Pawnee commons. 398 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,582 Fun! That's a good idea. 399 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,143 It will be good. Because I actually have 400 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,877 some work I need to get started on. 401 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,505 I've got five bathrooms. 402 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,384 I love the first floor of city hall at night, 403 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,762 when all the fluorescents are half-off. 404 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,974 It just makes the informational fliers look so beautiful. 405 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,102 I've never willingly been here later than 5:04 pm. 406 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:40,273 Before we go inside, I'd like to say something. 407 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,903 You are a wonderful person. Your friendship means a lot to me. 408 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,157 And you look very beautiful. 409 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,743 Okay, weirdo. Let's go. 410 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,957 Oh, boy. 411 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,501 (Donna singing opera) 412 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,013 All set? 413 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,389 Mmm-hmm. 414 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,851 Jerry, everything I wrote is wrong. 415 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,853 There's, like, 20 minutes of hitch quotes 416 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,563 before I even say Leslie's name. 417 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,773 What do I do? You know what, Tom? 418 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,526 Justspeak from the heart, okay? You'll do great. 419 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,839 Tom: We are gathered here tonight 420 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:33,493 to join Leslie knope and Benjamin Wyatt in marriage. 421 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,330 It's been a long and winding road for these two lovebirds. 422 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,541 And they're so impatient to begin their lives together, 423 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,127 they moved their wedding date up three months. 424 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,630 So, I say let's keep it short and sweet. 425 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,632 Yes. Just do it, already. 426 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,386 I assume and hope you prepared your own vows? 427 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,556 Ben? You want to say some stuff about Leslie? 428 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,393 In my time working for the state government, 429 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:03,606 my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. 430 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,693 I lived in villages with eight people, 431 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,238 rural farming communities, college towns. 432 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,615 I was sent to every corner of Indiana. 433 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,201 And then, I came here. 434 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,996 And I realized that this whole time 435 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:23,125 I was just wandering around everywhere, 436 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,336 just looking for you. 437 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,287 Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff about Ben now? 438 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,885 Okay. Well, the first draft of my vows, 439 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,263 which I wrote the day after we got engaged, 440 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,014 clocked in at around 70 pages. 441 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,516 Mmm. Mmm. 442 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,959 But I don't have them with me today. (All sighing in relief) 443 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,330 Although maybe there's a copy of them in my office. 444 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,480 (All groaning) 445 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,284 That's fine. I think we can just keep going. 446 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,400 Okay. 447 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,484 (Exhales) 448 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,728 Here's what I'll say, though. 449 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,176 The things that you have done for me, 450 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,324 to help me, support me, 451 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,536 surprise me, to make me happy, 452 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,456 go above and beyond what any person deserves. 453 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,875 You're all I need. 454 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,003 I love you and I like you. 455 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,839 I love you and I like you. 456 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,051 And now, with the power vested in me by the state of Indiana, 457 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,846 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 458 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,115 You may now kiss the... well. (Laughing) 459 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,225 (All cheering) 460 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,063 Lagavulin all around? 461 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,774 Don't bother answering. I am already pouring. 462 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,318 You don't have to drink yours. 463 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,694 Thank you. 464 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,490 Just this once, I thought I nailed something. 465 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,534 Well, I'm still proud of you. 466 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,870 You worked hard, and you got really close. 467 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,165 Close only counts in horse grenades. 468 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,541 What? It's a saying. 469 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,768 Becauseifyoute playing horseshoes, 470 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502 and then, you throw a grenade at a horse, 471 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,866 it doesn't have to be that close 472 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,523 and you can still blow the horse's legs off. 473 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,798 It's from the movie seabiscuit. 474 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,717 How's it going in here? 475 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,803 Good. I was just telling Andy that I'm proud of him. 476 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,641 And I was just explaining to April that I'm a failure 477 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,726 and she should leave me for Orin. 478 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,022 Andy, this is a very important moment for you. 479 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,567 How we deal with tragedy defines who we are. 480 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,653 I used to be terrible at it. 481 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,696 Beyond terrible. 482 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,367 You are not going to let this deflate you. 483 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,828 You are going to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, 484 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,290 and we will figure out what the next step is. 485 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,712 Chris can be very paternal. 486 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,674 I look around this room. 487 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,968 If it weren't for Leslie knope, none of us would be here. 488 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,056 So, Leslie? This song, which is for li'i Sebastian, 489 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,265 is for you. 490 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,850 (Playing guitar) 491 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,773 (S I n g I n g) Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing 492 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:57,446 you trade your legs for angel's wings 493 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:03,285 and once we've all said goodbye 494 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:10,418 you take a running leap and you learn to fly 495 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:15,423 all: (Singing) Bye-bye, li'i Sebastian 496 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,721 miss you in the saddest fashion 497 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,700 Leslie: There were a lot of signs that Ben and I should get married tonight. 498 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,768 But truth be told, we just really wanted to get married. 499 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,355 When you're in love, everything seems like a sign. 500 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,817 I love my husband. I love my job. 501 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,444 And I love my friends. 502 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,155 Even though they really can't handle their booze. 503 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,408 Yeah. Hey. We should just go, right? 504 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,202 Careful. 505 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,707 Andy: (Singing) Spread your wings and fly 506 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,585 spread your wings and fly 507 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,255 it's not rocket science. 508 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,841 I removed the sconce, 509 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,093 fired up my grandfather's torch, 510 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,721 heated up the pieces in a cast-iron bucket, 511 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,307 liquefied the metal, poured it into a mold, 512 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,060 obviously, keep it over a low flame to achieve a nice temper, 513 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,687 cooled it in anti-freeze, 514 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,273 and just forged and shaped the rings. 515 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,651 Any moron with a crucible, an acetylene torch, 516 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,855 and a cast-iron waffle maker could have done the same. 517 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,044 Whole thing only took me about 20 minutes. 518 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,617 People who buy things are suckers.