1 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,883 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 2 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,845 Sure, can I ask who's calling? 3 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,473 Just a second. 4 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,896 Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,523 Stalker. 6 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,108 Katy and Jim met in the office. 7 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:29,196 Pam: And now, I guess they're, like, going out or dating or something. 8 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,447 And... 9 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,660 I don't know, you know. They're just... 10 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,287 She calls him, and they... You know. 11 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,499 I'm sorry, I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud? 12 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,834 So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? 13 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,546 Okay. Great. Bye. 14 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,759 Hey, you can just give her your extension. 15 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,553 Okay. 16 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,755 Howard/ryan. 17 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,300 Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. 18 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,760 And he has been a temp here for a couple of months, 19 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,848 and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. 20 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,391 Had a few laughs along the way. 21 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,810 And now he wants to know what I think. 22 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,731 The temp agency wants to know what you think. 23 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:49,067 Shall we? Let us proceed. 24 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,404 First up, "proficiency in necessary skills. 25 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,993 "Excellent." 26 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,667 Dwight: Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. 27 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,338 He hasn't evaluated me in years. 28 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,673 Five years from now, what do you wanna do? 29 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,258 Where do you wanna be? 30 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,843 Well, I'm interested in business. 31 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,220 Oh. Good. Ambitious. Excehent 32 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,182 wanna be a manager? 33 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,393 No, actually, what I want is to own my own company. 34 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,895 That is ridiculous. 35 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,941 Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott school of business. 36 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:34,404 I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one. 37 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,573 "Much advice you seek." 38 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,035 Do you know who that is? 39 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:42,954 Fozzie bear? 40 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:45,791 Hmm. 41 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,669 No. That was Yoda. 42 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,631 There are 10 rules of business that you need to learn. 43 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,175 Number one: 44 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,470 You need to play to win, 45 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,933 but you also have to 46 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,768 win to play. 47 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,271 Got it. 48 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,566 And I will give you the rest of the 10 at lunch. 49 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:16,822 Hey. 50 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,912 Dwight: Michael and I have a very special connection. 51 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,956 He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. 52 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,667 He's like the lone ranger and I'm like Tonto. 53 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:32,671 And it's not like there was the lone ranger and Tonto and bonto. 54 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:44,891 People! 55 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,017 Okay, everybody! 56 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,894 This is not a test. Move to the exits. 57 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,622 Devon, head towards the exit. Do not panic! 58 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,749 Get up off your desks. Oscar: No, I don't wanna hear it. All right? 59 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,042 Let's go, people! No panic is warranted. 60 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,502 Do not panic! Go in a single-file line. 61 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,153 This is not a drill! 62 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,547 Arms at your side! Arms at your side! 63 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,365 Dwight: Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people. 64 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:04,953 Step lively. This whole place is a tinderbox. It is ready to blow. 65 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,499 This is not a test. Can you leave? 66 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,709 Oh, you say that every time. 67 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,252 Do you wanna die? 68 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,336 Oh, god. 69 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,880 Do you wanna die? Out! 70 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,232 All right, let's go, let's go, let's go. 71 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,609 Stanley, have you ever seen a burn victim? Move to the exits. 72 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,611 Come on, your safety partners. Your safety partners. Let's go! 73 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,054 Real smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! 74 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,143 God! 75 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:39,839 Oh, Kelly! Are you okay? I got you! 76 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:40,906 I'm okay! 77 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,508 Cover your nose and mouth. Hey, let go of me! 78 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,885 Breathe through your nose. Let go of me! 79 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,995 Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings, okay? 80 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,915 They'll melt right into your flesh. Stay below the smoke line. 81 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:55,670 Let's go! Clear out, stat! Stat means now! 82 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,426 Michael: Yes, I was the first one out. 83 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,387 And, yes, I've heard women and children first, 84 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,681 but we do not employ children. 85 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,726 We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. 86 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:14,356 And women are equal in the workplace bylaw. 87 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:19,069 So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands. 88 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:24,616 Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. 89 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,742 Yeah? Mmm-hmm. 90 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:29,579 Adapt. React. Readapt. 91 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,749 Apt. All right? That's rule number two. 92 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,918 Okay, guys, listen up. We need a head count. 93 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,687 Okay, we need to count off. Michael's number one. 94 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:37,754 Where is he? Where's he? 95 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,922 So, what was rule two? 96 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,007 Adapt, react, readapt, apt. 97 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,802 Okay, well, let's just kind of take it a little slower. 98 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,221 Hey, Michael, Ryan needs a number for the count off. 99 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,765 Okay, well, "1" is taken. 100 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,267 Okay, "2"? 101 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,018 Okay. Oh, sorry. 102 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,704 He can have "14." Marjorie's not here today. 103 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,373 Michael: Well, he needs a permanent number, right? 104 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,439 No, I don't. 105 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,168 Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. 106 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,569 Three musketeers. 107 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,281 Yeah, okay.Yeah.No, no, no. Igotone, lgotone. 108 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,615 The three stooges. 109 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,927 Dwight: That's funny, too. But if we're the three musketeers... 110 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,996 I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? 111 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:14,666 Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy 112 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,877 and Angela has cats. 113 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,421 I don't wanna have a thing here. 114 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:23,466 You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy." 115 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,303 Okay, you know what? 116 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,055 I think I'm gonna be setting the agenda here, okay? 117 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,807 Can everybody gather up, please? 118 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,143 Important announcement. Very important announcement. 119 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:37,314 I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate 120 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:41,443 in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. 121 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,820 So, we're gonna be playing "desert island," 122 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,366 "Who would you do" and... 123 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,076 "Would you rather." "Would you rather." 124 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,600 "Would you rather" is our third game. 125 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,586 Yeah! 126 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,343 Hey, guys. Great response time. 127 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,971 Listen up. I got some theories. Okay, there's a... 128 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,726 Okay, so three books on a desert island, Angela. 129 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,603 The Bible. 130 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,733 That's one book. You've got two others. 131 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,735 A purpose driven life. 132 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:24,986 Nice. 133 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,030 Third book. 134 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,700 Okay, Phyllis. 135 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,868 The Da Vinci code. 136 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,203 The Da Vinci code. 137 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,788 I would take the Da Vinci code, 138 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,289 so I could burn the Da Vinci code. 139 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,668 Okay, great. That's gonna keep you warm for, like, seven seconds. 140 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,253 Question, is there firewood on the island? 141 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,505 I guess. 142 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,757 Then I would bring an axe, no books. 143 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,467 Jim: No, it has to be a book, Dwight. 144 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:48,969 Fine. 145 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,720 Physician's desk reference. 146 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,805 Nice. Smart. 147 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:55,934 Hollowed out. Inside, water proof matches, iodine tablets, 148 00:07:56,893 --> 00:08:00,271 beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, 149 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,024 and, in case I get bored, 150 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,318 Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone. 151 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,779 No, Harry Potter and the prisoner ofazkaban. 152 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,824 Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash? 153 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:15,286 Rule number four: In business image is everything. 154 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,871 Andre agassi. 155 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,416 This car is an investment, right? 156 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,878 If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it... 157 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,466 I love it. I love this car. 158 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,637 Do you like it? 159 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,099 Yeah. 160 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,685 Jim: Okay, thought people read more books. 161 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,521 DVDs. Five movies, what would you bring to the island? 162 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 Yes, Meredith. 163 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:46,735 Legends of the fall, my big fat Greek wedding, legally blonde, 164 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,194 Bridges of Madison county. 165 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,279 Wow. 166 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,989 Legends of the fall. 167 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,782 Wow. Bridges of Madison county. 168 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,343 Legally blonde, these movies are just... 169 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,428 Well, I kind of like legally... 170 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:59,039 Wait, wait, wait. Pam, no. Do you understand? 171 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:03,710 The game is "desert island movies," not "guilty pleasure movies." 172 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,547 Desert island movies are the movies you're gonna watch for the rest of your life. 173 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,091 Forever. Unforgivable. 174 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,551 I take it back. Unforgivable. 175 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,053 Good. I take it back. 176 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,639 And, ghost. Butjust that one scene. 177 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:21,770 Is this your car, Ryan? 178 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,497 Well, sir, I don't... some pretty big books back there. 179 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,522 Good shocks. 180 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,399 Hello, Mr. Egghead. 181 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,652 Oh, Stanley kaplan. I know him. 182 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,946 "M" is for murder, "p" is for... 183 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,924 That's actually a test-prep book... for phone. What? 184 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,700 That's a test-prep for business school. 185 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,386 Oh, thinking about business school? 186 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,329 I just got in. I applied. I go at night. 187 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,373 Really? So, you think you know a lot about business? 188 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,250 No, not yet. Just started. 189 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,335 Uh-huh. Yeah. 190 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,087 Quiz me. 191 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,522 I wouldn't even know where to start. 192 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,024 Oh, come on. Come on, egghead, let's do it. 193 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,049 Dwight: Do it. 194 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,217 Quiz me up. 195 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,301 All right. 196 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:58,598 Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years? 197 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,021 When I was Ryan's age, 198 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,817 I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for school. 199 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,946 And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme, 200 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:17,575 but I learned more about business right then and there 201 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,787 than business school would ever teach me or Ryan would ever teach me. 202 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:25,166 Is it cheaper to sign a new customer or to keep an existing customer? 203 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,627 Keep an existing cust... Shut it. 204 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,754 Can I just do it, please? 205 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,464 It's equal. 206 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,551 It is 10 times more expensive to sign a new customer. 207 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,928 Okay. Yes, it was a trick question, okay. 208 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,823 Look, I mean, he didn't need business school, okay? 209 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,157 Michael comes from the school of hard knocks. 210 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,408 All right. Okay, Dwight... Self-taught. 211 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,618 You didn't even go to college. 212 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,061 You know what? You don't need to help me here, okay? 213 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,814 You know, maybe you should go to business school like Ryan. 214 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,691 Then you'd know what you're talking about. 215 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:50,817 Dwight: Come on. So... 216 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,068 I'm studying with the master. 217 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,295 Reference. Why don't you go to business... 218 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,755 You should learn from him, right? Right? Right? 219 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,616 Stop it, Dwight. You know what, Dwight? You're acting like a dork. 220 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,369 Would you cool it, please? Okay. 221 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,831 Hey, he's not your five-year-old brother, Dwight. 222 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,417 He's a valued member of this company. 223 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,795 And you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will. 224 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,341 Stupid. 225 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,944 Michael: I did not go to business school. 226 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,737 You know who else didn't go to business school? 227 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:22,015 LeBron James, Tracy mcgrady, Kobe Bryant. 228 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,018 They went right from high school to the NBA, so... 229 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,982 So, it's not the same thing at all. 230 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,112 Look at this stuff. "Market fragments." What is that supposed to be? 231 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,866 It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base. 232 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:44,621 You are so smart. You are so effing smart. 233 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,414 You should be teaching me. 234 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,376 Pam, get us back into it. 235 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,045 Okay. Jim: Five movies. Go ahead. 236 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:56,382 Fargo, Edward scissorhands, dazed and confused. 237 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,884 Oh, definitely in my top five. 238 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,136 Yes, in my top three, so suck it. 239 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,555 Breakfast club. What? 240 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,350 The Princess bride and... Okay, that's five. 241 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,517 No, my all-time favorite! 242 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,810 Jim: Pam, play by the rules. 243 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,534 Pam: All-time favorite! Play by the rules. 244 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,900 Dwight, all-time favorite movie. 245 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,072 Dwight: The crow. 246 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,700 I became a salesman 247 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,121 because of people. I love making friends. 248 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:32,168 But then I was promoted to manager, very young age. 249 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,755 I still try to be a friend first, 250 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,343 but, you know, when you're very successful, 251 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,762 your co-workers look at you differently. 252 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,395 What do you think? 253 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,149 Maybe we should get some air. No, I'm okay. 254 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,445 I'm really uncomfortable. 255 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,408 All right. Let's move on. 256 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,202 Let's move on to the main event, "who would you do?" 257 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,787 Present company excluded? 258 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,871 Not necessarily. 259 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,540 Pam. Pam. 260 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,791 Jim: Um... 261 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,421 Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll finish explaining the rules. 262 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,798 Let me explain it first and then... 263 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,638 Yeah, so we'll get right... you know what? I'll be right back. 264 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,683 Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back. 265 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,851 Okay. 266 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,188 Dwight. 267 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,108 Dwight! 268 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,110 Come one, Dwight, use words. 269 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,406 Why didn't I go to business school? 270 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,591 Who goes to business school? 271 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,867 The temp. He does? 272 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,328 Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore. 273 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,664 You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, 274 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,751 "I wish lwere a volunteer sheriff on the weekend." 275 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,228 He doesn't even know that I do that. 276 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,754 Pam: You should tell him. 277 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:02,175 Oh, yeah, Pam, right. That's gonna help things. Just talk it out. 278 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,261 I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. 279 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,387 Dwight. What? 280 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,681 I'm sorry I said that. I didn't... 281 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,808 Just part of me meant it. 282 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,644 Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway. 283 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,273 You know what you should do? 284 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,858 You should quit. 285 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,029 And then, that would stick it to both of them. 286 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,990 No, Jim. I'm not gonna quit. 287 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,117 Then Ryan wins. 288 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,744 Yeah, you're right. 289 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,037 Thanks, you guys. 290 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,831 I just need some alone time. 291 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:34,999 Okay. 292 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,459 All right, buddy. 293 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,008 Hey. Guys, what's going on? 294 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,134 Nothing. Hey. 295 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,552 What's up? 296 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,388 Can I hang out with you guys for a bit? 297 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,932 The warehouse guys are a bunch ofjackasses sometimes. 298 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,434 Come on, people, you know the rules of the game, now. 299 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,770 Hey, gang. What game are we playing here? 300 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,855 Okay, it's called, "who would you do?" 301 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,984 Oh, I play this at home all the time 302 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,694 while I'm falling asleep. 303 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,364 What... where are we? Where are we here? 304 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,782 Roy? Roy. 305 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,076 Roy? Who would you do, Roy? 306 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,497 Oh, I got it. What's the name of that 307 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,583 tight-ass Christian chick. The blonde? 308 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,335 My name is Angela. 309 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,921 Hey, Angela. Roy, nice to meet you. 310 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,048 All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? 311 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,301 Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do? 312 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,597 Kevin, hands down. 313 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,518 Yeah, I mean he's really got that Teddy bear thing going on 314 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,813 and afterwards we could just watch bowling. 315 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,734 Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan, 316 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,322 'cause he is gonna own his own business. 317 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,032 You're all gay. 318 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,952 Who's next? Who we got? 319 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,247 Who... hey. No, I can talk. 320 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,975 I can talk. I can talk. Yeah, it's a great time. 321 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,310 Well, I wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside, so... 322 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,419 Would that make you happy? 323 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,605 What's that? If you had your cell phone, itwould make you happy? 324 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,922 Yeah. I'm on it. 325 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,382 Dwight. Hey, Dwight! 326 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,758 You can't go back in yet. 327 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:11,304 He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen. 328 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,723 What if he dies in the fire, 329 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,476 and that's the last thing you ever said to him? 330 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,604 I didn't say it to him. Isaid it about him. 331 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,194 Jim? Definitely Jim. 332 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,820 Definitely, definitely Jim. 333 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,071 Come on, Pam. Come on. 334 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,156 What about you, Pam? 335 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,950 Oscar's kind of cute. 336 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,285 Yeah, I like Oscar. 337 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,995 Ooh, Toby. 338 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,500 How long does it take to find a cell phone? 339 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,378 I don't know either. 340 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,880 Is there anybody else? 341 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,134 Hey, where are you? 342 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,303 Oh, good. 343 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,573 Yeah, we're just here. We're playing "desert island." 344 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,849 It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs. 345 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,435 Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? 346 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,734 Hey, call my cell phone. 347 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,986 It'll make it easier for him to find. 348 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,073 What's your number? 349 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,699 I gave it to you in the car. 350 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,787 I saw you program it in. 351 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,331 You gotta give it to me again. 352 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,666 Okay. All right. 353 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,921 Now I have it. 354 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,602 I better tell somebody. 355 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,312 Excuse me, sir? 356 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,815 Dwight! Dwight! 357 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,734 Oh, god, man! Why did you go in there? 358 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:52,029 What? Everybody was scared out of their wits, man. 359 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,782 Everyone, okay, I have an announcement. 360 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,452 Apparently, in business school, 361 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,831 they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven, 362 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,460 because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita 363 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,797 on "oven" instead of timing it for the toaster thing. 364 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,385 Oh, wow, okay. 365 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:19,223 Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school. 366 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,641 That's exactly what I said. 367 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,602 Hey, did you miss that day, there, Ryan? 368 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,686 Dwight: Were you absent? 369 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,895 Michael: Toaster oven 101. 370 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,980 Dwight: You failed? 371 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,148 I'm so sorry. 372 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,649 Oh, man. 373 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,029 "Hey, I know what'll impress everybody. I'll start a fire." 374 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,281 Oh, man. 375 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,200 Bad idea. Bad ideajeans. 376 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,454 I have a song, attention everyone, that I wanna sing, 377 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:45,499 that I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. 378 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,792 Ready? 379 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,420 Ryan started the fire! 380 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,673 It was always burning since the world's been turning! 381 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,384 Ryan started the fire! Ryan started the fire! 382 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,595 It was always burning since the world was turning! 383 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,971 Everybody! 384 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,975 I can't believe I started the fire. 385 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,315 Marilyn Monroe! 386 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,651 Ryan started the fire! Ryan started the fire! 387 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,486 It was always burning 388 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,489 Dwight: Eat it. Yeah, eat it. You have to eat it. 389 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,739 Hey Katy: Hey 390 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,008 how are you? Good. How are you? 391 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,176 I'm good. It's good to see you. 392 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,242 Good to see you, too. 393 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,786 I'm hungry. Yeah, I am, too. 394 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,081 Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over, 395 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,248 and I have my answers. 396 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,333 What answers? 397 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,793 For the "desert island." 398 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,646 Oh, right! Right, right, right. Come on, come on. 399 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,422 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around. We have one more participant. 400 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,466 Come on, be polite. Be polite. 401 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,177 Desert island, five movies, go. 402 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,888 Okay, first, 403 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,224 legally blonde, 404 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,854 I forgot what a super-nice girl Katy is. 405 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,150 And just good for Jim. They are so cute together. 406 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,903 And what an adorable car. 407 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,117 Okay, I think the game's over. People are, like, leaving. 408 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,552 There was a bigger crowd last time. 409 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,994 Do you wanna just go to lunch? Okay. 410 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,121 Yeah? All right. 411 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,247 Sure. You wanna drive? 412 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,498 All right. 413 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,632 They are so cute. 414 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,968 I'm really sorry, Dwight. 415 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,219 Answer me this, though. 416 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,012 What? Was it worth it? 417 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,431 Was it worth it, temp? 418 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,557 Was it worth it? Really? 419 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,850 I'm really sorry, Dwight. 420 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,352 The fire guy. The fire guy! 421 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,855 Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon studebaker, television 422 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,274 North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe! 423 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,526 Ryan started the fire! 424 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,195 Okay, rule five: Safety first, 425 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:41,115 I.e. Don't burn the building down. 426 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,325 Okay? That should be a no-brainer. 427 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,663 Oh, look, Ryan is book smart, 428 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,834 and I am street smart and book smart. 429 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,464 I'll give you the rest of the 10 tomorrow.