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Hey, have they left for the big
meeting yet? I got Michael's lucky tie.

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No, they're in
the conference room.

3
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Okay.

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Wait. Are those
Michael's Levi's?

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Yeah. Who dry-cleans jeans?

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Pam: Michael and his jeans.

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He gets in them, and I'm not
exactly sure what happens,

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but I can tell you he loves
the way he looks in those jeans.

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I know that's why he started
casual Fridays.

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I'll take those. Thanks.

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This is a projection
of the county's needs.

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Wow. Graphs and charts.

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Somebody's really been
doing their homework.

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Looks like usa today.

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Thirteen schools,
two hospitals...

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Jim: So, this possible client they're
talking about, actually a big deal.

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It's lackawanna county,
our whole county.

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And if we get this, they might
not have to downsize our branch.

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And I could work here for years.

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And years.

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And years.

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So when we get to the radisson,

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I would like to... oh,
I changed it to chili's.

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Excuse me?

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Radisson,
it just gives out this vibe.

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It's like, "oh, I'm doing
business at the radisson."

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It's kind of snooty. So...

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You had no right
to do that, Michael.

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Here's the thing. "Chili's
is the new golf course.

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"It's where business happens."

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Small businessman magazine.

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It said that?

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It will. I sent it in.
Letter to the editor.

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All right. But you will
let me run this meeting.

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(Mumbling in agreement)

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Power trip.

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What?

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She had done a background
check on me. She had it printed out.

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Yeah.

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And she was asking me about stuff,
line byline, while we were having dinner.

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Ryan: That is unbelievable.

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What's going on?

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We are doing worst first dates.

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Oh, my god, I win.

45
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Okay, it was
a minor league hockey game,

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he brought his brother,

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and when I went to the bathroom,

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the game ended
and they forgot about me.

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Okay, that's a joke.

50
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No, they had to
come back for me.

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Wait, when was this?

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It was not that long ago.

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Wait, not Roy.
Say it's not your fiance.

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I always knew Pam has refused
to go to sports games with Roy,

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but I never knew why.

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Interesting.

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Okay, let's do this thing.
Wish us luck.

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Good luck, Michael.
Good luck, jan.

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Thank you. Kiss ass.

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Okay, probably going to go late
tonight, burning the midnight Tequila.

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So, I think you all
could just take off now.

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Michael, this shouldn't take
more than an hour.

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Well... do you always
shut down the entire office

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when you leave for an hour?

65
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No, no.
That would not be efficient.

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Actually, they just don't get very
much work done when I'm not here.

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That's not true,
I know how to delegate.

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And they do more work
when I'm not here.

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Not more.

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The same amount of work is
done, whether I'm here or not.

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Hey, everybody, listen up!

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This is what we're gonna do.
You sit tight until I return.

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Sound good? Doesn't
matter, it's an order.

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Follow it blindly.

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Okay.

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All right, ciao. Adios!

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So which way is chili's?

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I'll drive.

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No, that's all right. I wanna
leave straight from there.

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It is just a couple
blocks away, so...

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Boy, you really don't know
Scranton, do you?

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I know Scranton. At all!

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All right... have you ever
been to Scranton, jan?

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(Singing) If it's a couple of
blocks away, we can go together.

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Okay.

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Michael: Jan Levinson-gould.
Jan is cold.

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If she was sitting across from you
on a train and she wasn't moving,

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you might think she was dead.

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We should come up
with a signal of some sort.

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Why would we need a signal?

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Well, in case one of us gets into
trouble, the other one can signal...

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What kind of trouble are you
planning on getting in, Michael?

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Well, it could be either of us.

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You're gonna let me do the
talking, we agreed on that.

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Yes.

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Michael: Hello? Christian? Yes.

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I thought that was you. Hi.

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Michael Scott.
This is jan Levinson-gould.

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Just "jan Levinson."

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And... no gould? No.

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Thank you very much for meeting
with us. Have you been waiting long?

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No, not long. Good. Good.

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Jan, what happened? Michael.

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Is gould dead? What...

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Michael, we got divorced, okay?

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I'm so sorry, excuse me.
Wow, you're kidding me.

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Do you want to talk
about it? Michael.

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Could we have
a table for three, please?

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When did this happen?

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We're in a meeting.

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Okay.
Waitress: This way, please.

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Christian. All right, after you.

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Thank you.

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I thought we could start by
going over the needs of the county.

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Right.

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Well, lackawanna county has not
been immune to the slow economic growth

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over the past five years.

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So for us, the name of the
game is budget reduction and...

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Awesome blossom?

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What?

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I think we should share
an awesome blossom.

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What do you say?
They are awesome.

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You want to, Christian? Blossom?

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Sure.

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Okay, it's done.

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Actually, Megan?

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May we have an
awesome blossom, please?

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Extra awesome. Now it is done.

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So, if you have a...

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Hey, I heard a very, very
funnyjoke the other day.

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You wanna hear it?

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Christian, you don't have
to listen to this.

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Vvecan_. Itsokay ihkejokes.

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Okay.

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Just the one.

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Just one joke? Okay.

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Well, if it's just
going to be one,

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I will think of a differentjoke.

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Let's see.

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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

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Pam, it's Michael.

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I need you to go into my office
and check some data for me.

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Okay, you want me to read them?

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Yes.

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Okay. "A fisherman
is walking down fifth Avenue,

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"leading an animal
behind him when..." No, no.

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Told it, not as good as
you think. Pick another one.

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Okay. "There's a transcript
between a naval ship..."

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Okay! Bingo! And a lighthouse.

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Yes. That is hysterical.

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Could you start that one
from the beginning?

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Sure. "There's a transcript between
a naval ship and a lighthouse..."

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(Closing drawer)

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Is this real?

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It is a screenplay
starring himself.

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Agent Michael scarn.

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Of the FBI.

158
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How long is this?

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Oh, Pam! Good work!

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Oh, wait, stop. Drawings.

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Pam: What is that?

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Oh, those are drawings.

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In case the writing didn't
really put a picture in your head.

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And there he is, in the flesh,
agent Michael scarn.

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Now we know what he looks like.

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The first guy says, "well, I'm
an astronaut, so I drive a saturn."

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And the second guy says,

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"well, I am a pimp,
so I drive a cheap escort."

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And the third guy says,
"I got you both beat.

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"I'm a proctologist,
so I drive a brown probe."

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Oh, no! No!

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Oh, my god, that's funny!

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I almost had awesome blossom
coming out of my nose!

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Excuse me, could I have
a vodka tonic, please?

175
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Jim: Do we all have our copy

176
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of threat level midnight
by Michael Scott?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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All right,
let's get this started.

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I'm gonna be reading
the action descriptions

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and, Phyllis, I would like you
to play Catherine zeta-Jones.

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That's the character's name?
Oh, yeah.

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You guys
should not be doing this.

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Why not, Dwight?
This is a movie.

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I mean, this is for all
of america to enjoy.

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You took something
that doesn't belong to you...

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Dwight... brought it in
here and made copies of it.

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Do you want to play the lead
role of agent Michael scarn?

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(Michael mimicking
hungry monster)

189
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Hey, that's delicious.
I love it.

190
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We would probably be upset
with ourselves

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if we went this whole night
without talking business,

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so dunder Mifflin can provide

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a level of personal service
to the county

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that the warehouse chains
just can't match.

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Well, we are out to save money.

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What's the bottom line?

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(Gibbering nonsensically)

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That's why I wanted
a signal between us,

199
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so I wouldn't have
to just shout nonsense words.

200
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That's her fault.

201
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:10,675
Did somebody say,
"baby back ribs"?

202
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Hmm? Hmm?

203
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I don't think Christian
has time for that...

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I have time.

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(Michael tapping spoon
rhythmically)

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(Singing) I want my baby back,
baby back, baby back

207
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I want my baby back,
baby back, baby back

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I want my baby-back,
baby-back, baby-back

209
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chili's baby-back ribs I want
my baby-back, baby-back

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"inside the FBI, agent Michael
scarn sits with his feet up on his desk.

211
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"Catherine zeta-Jones enters."

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"Sir, you have some messages."

213
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"Not now!"

214
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"They're important."

215
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"Okay, what are they?"

216
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"The first message is, 'i
love you.' That's from me."

217
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"Not in a thousand years,
Catherine, we work together.

218
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"And get off my desk."

219
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Yes, I have acted before.

220
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I was in a production of
Oklahoma! In the seventh grade.

221
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I played the part
of mutie the mailman.

222
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They had too many kids, so
they made up roles like that.

223
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I was good.

224
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,438
"If it isn't my old partner,
Samuel I. Chang."

225
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,526
"Agent Michael scarn,
you lost some weight."

226
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Dwight: "Thank you for noticing.

227
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"Now, keep me company
for one more mission."

228
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(Whispering)
Hey, I have to work late.

229
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,743
Ryan: "But as soon as I
blow out these candles..."

230
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You're joking, right?

231
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Jim: Michael scarn takes out a
9mm gun and shoots the cake.

232
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(Imitating gun firing)

233
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(Ryan laughing)

234
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"Agent Michael scarn,
you so funny. Word."

235
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Michael's movie?
Two thumbs down.

236
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,811
"A man, sitting several seats
down, who has a gold face,

237
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"turns to Michael scarn."

238
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(Exclaims)

239
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,108
Oscar? Do you want
to play "golden face"?

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(Clearing throat)

241
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,946
"Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be
more comfortable in my private jet."

242
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:58,908
"Yes, perhaps I would, golden
face. Sam, get my luggage."

243
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,743
"I forget it, brother."

244
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,495
"Samuel, you are such an idiot.

245
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,665
"You are the worst assistant
ever and you're disgusting."

246
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,876
"Dwigt." wait, who's dwigt?

247
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,712
Pam:
Here's what we think happened.

248
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Michael's sidekick,

249
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who all through the movie,
is this complete idiot

250
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who's causing the downfall
of the United States,

251
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,888
was originally named Dwight,

252
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,016
but then Michael changed it
to Samuel I. Chang

253
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,684
using a search and replace.

254
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,061
But that doesn't work
on misspelled words,

255
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,856
leaving behind one "dwigt."

256
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,192
And Dwight figured it out.

257
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,359
Oops!

258
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,905
D-w-i-g-h-t.

259
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,533
Okay, you know what? I am
done with this. That's it. The end.

260
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,203
Jim: Well, some of us wanna
keep reading, if you don't...

261
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,706
You don't speak for everyone,
Jim. Okay, announcement.

262
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,042
My uncle bought me
some fireworks.

263
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:53,171
And anyone who wants to see a
real show, come with me outside now.

264
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,065
Jim:
That's actually a good idea.

265
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,133
We'll all take
a brief intermission.

266
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,593
Hey, are you hungry?

267
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,094
Yeah. Yeah?

268
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,640
And so, after watching my
mom go through so much pain,

269
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,227
I decided to keep that
promise that I made to her,

270
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,811
and take care of her.

271
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:09,896
(Exclaiming)

272
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:14,234
Well, this brings us to jan. Truth
or dare. Tell us about your divorce.

273
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,110
Oh, no! Michael. Michael.

274
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,321
Michael. Michael, please. No.
Do, right?

275
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,257
Really. It's... hey, you
say you're not gonna play.

276
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,081
She's not playing.
She's not playing the game.

277
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,761
It isn't fair. We'd been
fighting for a while.

278
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,929
Check, please.
He didn't want kids.

279
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,205
I knew that going into it,
but he also knew that I did.

280
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,290
So I guess I thought that
he would change his mind,

281
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,584
he thought
that I would change mine.

282
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,877
You didn't?

283
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,087
I was stupid.

284
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,882
No, no, you were not stupid.

285
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,218
Gould was stupid, right?

286
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,302
That's right.

287
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,971
You know? You were really brave.

288
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:46,266
I mean, you put your arms
out there, you slit your wrists.

289
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,392
That's true.

290
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:51,271
You said, "world, this is my
blood, it's red, just like yours.

291
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,814
"So love me."

292
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,860
Jim: I had plans to meet a friend
tonight, which I had to cancel.

293
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,821
But this is cool, too.

294
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,115
I'm not a complainer.

295
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,870
Wow.

296
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,080
For the bugs.

297
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,331
Nice.

298
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,543
And that's excellent
because bugs love

299
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,545
my famous grilled
cheese sandwich.

300
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629
Yes.

301
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,423
Nice.

302
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,719
I can't remember the last
time someone made me dinner.

303
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640
(Whooping)

304
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,891
Yeah!

305
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,228
Yes!

306
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,234
Right down the street?

307
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,902
Kenneth road, born and raised.

308
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,156
Spent my whole life right
here in lackawanna county

309
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,491
and I do not intend on moving.

310
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,870
I know this place. I know
how many hospitals we have.

311
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,707
I know how many schools
we have. It's home, you know?

312
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,502
I know the challenges that
this county is up against.

313
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,172
Here's the thing about those
discount suppliers, they don't care.

314
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,591
They come in,
they undercut everything,

315
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,843
and they run us out of business.

316
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,055
And then, once we're all gone,
theyjack up the prices.

317
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,222
I know. It's bad.

318
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,307
It's terrible.

319
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,750
It is. You know what?
It really is.

320
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,393
(Shushing)

321
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,978
I don't know.

322
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:19,025
I guess I could give you guys our business,
but you have to meet me halfway, okay,

323
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,694
because they're expecting me
to make cuts.

324
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:26,491
Well, corporate's gonna go
ballistic, but you think we could, jan?

325
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,955
So I guess I'll see you in

326
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,707
10 hours.

327
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,417
What are you gonna do
with your time off?

328
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,502
Travel.

329
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,586
Yeah.

330
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:39,949
I've been looking fonnard to it.

331
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,256
It's gonna be

332
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,052
really nice.
I'm gonna find myself.

333
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,720
You have new music?

334
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,013
Yeah.

335
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,224
Definitely.

336
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,311
(Sing by Travis playing)

337
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,860
See you!

338
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,115
Thanks.

339
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,742
We did it. Yes!

340
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:14,038
We got it! I mean, we got it! We
nailed it! Nailed it! Come here. Yes!

341
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,500
I am really thrilled.

342
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,516
Let's go.

343
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,809
What? Let's go.

344
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,062
Going... okay. Where're
we going? Doesn't matter.

345
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,398
Going to the go-go.

346
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,482
(Laughing)

347
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,692
Okay.

348
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,121
Michael?

349
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,006
Michael?

350
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,719
Michael?

351
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,478
His car's
not in the parking lot.

352
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,646
I should check
the accident reports.

353
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,859
Who's this?

354
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,195
Jan.

355
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,661
(Beeping)

356
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,758
Good morning, Pam.

357
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,385
Hey.

358
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,514
No, nothing happened.

359
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,685
I swear. Nothing happened.

360
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,648
What? I'm totally being serious.

361
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,861
A gentleman does not kiss
and tell. And neither do I.

362
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,466
No, seriously, guys, I'm not...

363
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,284
(Stuttering) I don't
want to go into it at all.

364
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,079
It's off-limits.

365
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:23,125
Fine. I took her back to her hotel
and we made out for a little while.

366
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,294
It was great. I mean, she
told me about her divorce,

367
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,837
we talked for about five hours,

368
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,340
she fell asleep on my arm, so...

369
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,972
Hello, Dwight.

370
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,181
Did you do her?

371
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,433
Who?

372
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,018
Jan Levinson-gould.

373
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:45,064
No, no. No gould.

374
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,148
Did you do her?

375
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,234
This is none of your affair.

376
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,378
Because she is your boss...

377
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,444
And she is your boss.

378
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,779
And she is a woman.

379
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,366
She is a strong,
soft, thoughtful,

380
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,785
sexy woman.

381
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,329
And you know what?
I don't think I can sit here

382
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,584
and let you talk about her that
way without me defending her honor.

383
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,711
Jan, I defend your honor.

384
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,838
Isthatah?

385
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,345
(Whispering) Jan didn't
come back for her car last night.

386
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,555
(Whispering) What?

387
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,391
Could it be
that agent Michael scarn

388
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,143
has finally found
his Catherine zeta?

389
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,894
Oh, I don't know.

390
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,646
(Phone ringing)

391
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,316
Oh, my god. This is jan's cell.

392
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,400
No way.

393
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,361
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

394
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,947
I know we have to register

395
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,159
as a consensual sexual
relationship with hr.

396
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,245
My question,
do I do it as the man?

397
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,457
Does she do it as my superior?
I don't know.

398
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,502
That leads to other issues that
we may have in our relationship.

399
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,921
(Phone ringing)
It's... excuse me.

400
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,590
Hello?

401
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,134
Hi. Just talking about you.

402
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,428
To the camera? No.

403
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:58,596
Uh-huh.

404
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,350
How's traffic? I miss you. What?

405
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:04,852
Okay.

406
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,816
Well, if it was a mistake,
it was a wonderful mistake.

407
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,489
No. Could you just...

408
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,076
No, I did not intentionally
get you drunk.

409
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,412
Mmm-hmm.

410
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,581
No, no.

411
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,042
This is just a fight.

412
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,796
This is just the first of many
fights we're going to have.

413
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,255
Right.

414
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,178
See, you_. I don't understand.
You want to see other people?

415
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,222
Only other people? Why?

416
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,808
Okay, I think you're
still a little bit drunk.

417
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,685
Excuse me. Excuse me?

418
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,398
I think you're... yes, why
don't you just come back here?

419
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,067
We can go to the hotel,
have a few drinks.

420
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,486
No, I didn't slip you something.

421
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,948
Some might even say we
had our first date last night.

422
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,574
Oh, really? Really.

423
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,410
Why might some say that?

424
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,829
'Cause there was dinner
by candlelight.

425
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,913
Mmm-hmm.

426
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:09,208
Dinner and a show, if you
include Michael's movie.

427
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,546
And there was dancing and
fireworks. Pretty good date.

428
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,256
We didn't dance.

429
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,760
You're right. We didn't dance.
It was more like swaying.

430
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,304
But it's still romantic.

431
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,056
Swaying isn't dancing.

432
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,562
At least I didn't leave you
at a high school hockey game.

433
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,902
I have some faxes to get out.

434
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,906
Oh, come on, Pam. I...

435
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,118
Jim: Okay, we didn't dance.

436
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,079
And I was totallyjoking,
anyway. I mean...

437
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:51,417
It's not really a date if the
girl goes home to her fiance.

438
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,335
Right?