1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,648 Dwight: Go. Get the door. Michael: Here we are. 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:06,798 Dwight: Go. Push. 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,383 Oh, god. Dwight: Push. 4 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,052 No, no, no. Turnitaround. Reahyshoveit 5 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,855 you'll break it. Shove it through. Break it! 6 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,014 Michael: You shove it. Shove it back. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,060 Michael: Here we go. 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,979 Don't break the branches, Dwight. 9 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,981 All right. 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,568 I got a splinter. Well, suck it up. We all have problems. 11 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,279 Hey, everybody. Look what we have. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,367 Michael: Nice, huh? 13 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,719 I've got it leveraged. 14 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,137 Dwight: Push. Straight up. Michael: On three. Ready? 15 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,580 Big. One, two, three. Dwight: One, two, three. 16 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,544 Merry Christmas. 17 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,541 Did it work? 18 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,626 Well, sort of. 19 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,963 Why did you get it so big? 20 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:32,384 A, that's what she said, and, b, I wanted it to be impressive. 21 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,429 The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year. 22 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,764 But what are we gonna do with this hacked-off part? 23 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,851 Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, 24 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,645 and we are going to sell that to charity. 25 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,231 That's what Christmas is all about. 26 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:58,076 So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in secret Santa, 27 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,995 and I got her this teapot, 28 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,081 which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. 29 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,376 But I'm also gonna stuff it with some inside jokes. 30 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,713 Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. 31 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,258 She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. 32 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,093 Not sure why. 33 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,179 What else? 34 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,640 This is a hot sauce packet. 35 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,434 She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago 36 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,062 because she thought it was ketchup. 37 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,732 And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. 38 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:33,111 This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. 39 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,988 And this is the card. 40 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:39,826 Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. 41 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,373 Is there anything we're missing? 42 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,707 Phyllis, you got the lights? 43 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,709 Yes, I got those cute little ones. 44 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,213 Do you think I should have gotten the big ones? 45 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,631 We'll see. 46 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,967 Ryan: Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. 47 00:02:56,051 --> 00:03:00,305 Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster, 48 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,601 which to me seems excessive. 49 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:10,065 Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, pimp. 50 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,193 I'm kidding. What do we got? What do we got? 51 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,028 How many plates are we getting? Fifty. 52 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,781 Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. 53 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,658 Double it. On me. 54 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,412 Michael: It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. 55 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,622 This party has to really rock. 56 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:29,418 Check it out. Christmas bonus, 3,000 gs. 57 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,504 I got this for helping save the company money. 58 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,550 So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. 59 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,844 Maybe I should call him and tell him that. 60 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:43,515 I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. 61 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:48,812 I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. 62 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,815 I want it to be a playboy mansion party. 63 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:56,111 And also, I want you to know and spread the word that I will have my digital camera. 64 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,780 And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. 65 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,158 And the best and craziest thing that happens 66 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,035 will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive. 67 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,371 You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party. 68 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,331 Yeah. I know. Damn it. 69 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:12,335 Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody. 70 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,088 One. Two. Three. 71 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,342 You guys should use a hand truck. 72 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,095 Do we have one? No. 73 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,559 Will you help me? 74 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,271 No! No way. It... no. Come on, Mike. 75 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,207 Let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours. 76 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,566 Yeah. You wanna be Santa? 77 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:35,984 Have you ever seen Santa? 78 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,527 Yeah, I've seen Santa. Okay. 79 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,530 Who cares? Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work. 80 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,200 Michael, I would like to be the elf. 81 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,995 That makes sense because he has elfish features. 82 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,275 Dwight: Okay, everyone. Listen up. 83 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,377 It is time to get your presents, wrap them 84 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:58,423 and place them under the tree, like so. 85 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,803 If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree 86 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,138 within the next five minutes, 87 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,350 you will be disqualified from secret Santa. All right? 88 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,644 No exceptions except Michael. 89 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,687 I got Angela. 90 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:17,651 She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. 91 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,694 I got her one of those. 92 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,739 I felt kind of weird buying that. 93 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:26,618 I got creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about creed. 94 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,663 I know his name's creed. I know he works right over there. 95 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,873 I think he's Irish and I... 96 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,335 I got him this shamrock keychain. 97 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,172 I got myself for secret Santa. 98 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,843 I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't. 99 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,721 You get something good this year? 100 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:50,600 I think I did a pretty good job. Yeah? Who did you have? 101 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,727 Well, I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret. 102 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,651 I think I got something pretty nice for my guy. 103 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,732 Yeah? I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow. 104 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,068 Yeah. Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So... 105 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,321 I wanted this party to be really special so I sort of went above and beyond. 106 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,508 That's great. Well, don't tell me who it is, 'cause I can... 107 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:09,494 It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan. 108 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:13,832 Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. 109 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,168 Stanley, no. I'm gonna handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons. 110 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,712 I know how to plug something in. 111 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,171 I want to do it. 112 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:24,885 All right, let's count it down, like rockefeller center. 113 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,136 Michael: Ready? 114 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,848 Three, two, one. All: Three, two, one. 115 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,436 Michael: Not great. 116 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,187 I'm sorry, everybody. 117 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,857 I think the tree looks nice. 118 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,901 Hey, I could get some flares from my car. 119 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:44,571 No. No. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do secret Santa. 120 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:48,491 Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. 121 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,245 It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 122 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,624 "hey, man, I love you this many dollars' worth." 123 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,918 First present, Oscar. 124 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,298 Shower radio. Neat. 125 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,591 Oh, good, that was from me. 126 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,527 Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of... 127 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,387 Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. 128 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,640 Jim. Oh, cool. 129 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:16,937 That's from me. 130 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,063 Great. 131 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,607 Where did you get it? 132 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,692 I don't know. It was so long ago. 133 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,111 He obviously forgot to get me something, 134 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,406 and then he went into his closet and dug out this little number 135 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,950 and then threw it in a bag. 136 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,952 Yep. That's exactly what happened. 137 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,203 Dwight: Pam. 138 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,671 Oh, my god! 139 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,133 Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. 140 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,970 It's awesome. There's a little more to it. 141 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,429 Dwight: All right. Next. 142 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,223 Ryan. No.Dont 143 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,271 whoa, a video iPod. 144 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,565 Whoa. Wow. Jeez. 145 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,486 Michael: Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. 146 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,738 That was me. I got carried away with the spirit. 147 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,449 Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? 148 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,952 This is 400 bucks. 149 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,453 You don't know that. 150 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,764 Yeah, you left the price tag on. 151 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:17,789 Yeah. I did? 152 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,541 What? Oh, shoot. Wow. 153 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,502 Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. 154 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,588 What matters is that Christmas is fun, right? 155 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,135 Michael. Oh, hey, for me. 156 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,888 What is in here? 157 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,267 Oh, come on. 158 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,768 I knitted it for you. 159 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,104 An oven mitt? 160 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,023 Okay. 161 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,276 So Phyllis is basically saying, 162 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,862 "hey, Michael, [know you did a lot to help the office this year 163 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,490 "but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." 164 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,325 I gave Ryan an iPod. 165 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,207 Should we just keep opening up the presents? 166 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:05,378 We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions. 167 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,175 I got it. 168 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,510 We are going to turn 169 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,847 secret Santa into yankee swap. 170 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,474 What is yankee swap? 171 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,934 One person chooses a gift. 172 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:24,939 The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. 173 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,902 Ifyour gift gets stolen, then you can steal someone else's gift 174 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,361 or choose a new gift. 175 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,197 I thought that was called nasty Christmas. 176 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,865 Yeah, we call it white elephant. 177 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,658 Well, I call it fun! 178 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,951 Why are we doing this? 179 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,953 Because it's better. Because it's more special. 180 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,497 It sounds mean. Shut it. 181 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,165 No, it's not... 182 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,583 Okay, just give it a shot. 183 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,795 Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. 184 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,965 He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. 185 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:59,140 Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. 186 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,017 You can either pick a new gift 187 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,394 or you can steal somebody else's gift 188 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,688 that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt. 189 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,398 I'll take the teapot. 190 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,234 Oh. Shouldn't we... 191 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,862 I bought that specifically for Pam. Yankee swap! 192 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,322 Michael: That's what makes it fun. 193 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,242 Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now. I'll take the iPod. 194 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,577 And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice? 195 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,871 Yes. Now, you can steal the oven mitt, 196 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,333 the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift. 197 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,806 That was meant for Kelly. Yeah, I figured. 198 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,980 I think this is going great. 199 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,615 Yikes. 200 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,034 Well, it's for Angela, so... 201 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,415 That's, like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen. 202 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,167 Dwight: Angela, you're up. 203 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,046 I'll take the poster. 204 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,676 Some people like these. 205 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,137 I will steal the iPod. 206 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,251 Michael: Everyone wants the iPod. 207 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,934 It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle. 208 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:30,857 Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn. 209 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:35,195 Phtaketheteapot damnh. 210 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,906 Okay. Moving along, Meredith, let's go. 211 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,991 I really want the iPod. 212 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,429 It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else. 213 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,581 I hope nobody takes this baby, 'cause this is great. 214 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,292 Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. 215 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,630 Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful. 216 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,715 I'll take the oven mitt. 217 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,052 Suckeh 218 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,015 see, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology. 219 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,726 Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. 220 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,978 I don't know if you guys know about it, 221 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:13,775 but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe 222 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:17,362 and that tricks them into doing something stupid. 223 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,113 Works like a charm. 224 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,622 "In addition to these paint ball pellets, 225 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:31,209 "your gift includes two paint ball lessons with Dwight Shrute." 226 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,586 You and me, Michael. Yes. 227 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:41,678 Who wants to take paint ball lessons? How is that better than an iPod? 228 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,472 I never said it was better than an iPod. 229 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,395 Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? 230 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,022 Two paint ball lessons with someone as experienced as I am 231 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,358 is worth easily, like, 2 grand. 232 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,568 Take that, Saddam. 233 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,279 Last gift, Kevin. 234 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,989 I want the foot bath. 235 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,160 Kevin: That's the thing I bought myself. 236 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,663 I'm really psyched to use it. 237 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,626 Maybe I should have taken the iPod. 238 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,213 Oh, shoot. 239 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,800 Pam, steal something or pick the final gift. 240 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,177 I want the iPod. Kelly: Damn it. 241 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,471 Sure you don't want the teapot? 242 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,391 Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But... right. 243 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,810 Sorry, I... No. No. Definitely. It's... 244 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:35,648 Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories. 245 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:40,028 Yes! There you go. I want the tea pot. Gracias. 246 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,405 Got to be kidding me. 247 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,993 Yankee swap is like machiavelli meets 248 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,663 Christmas. 249 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,791 What is she so upset about? 250 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,793 Maybe because you hated her present so much. 251 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,087 Come on! I think that yankee swap was a big hit. 252 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,589 I think it was a success, 253 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,392 and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paint ball pellets. 254 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,845 Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people. 255 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,556 And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else. 256 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,766 Well, I didn't. 257 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,393 I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, 258 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,271 and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me! 259 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,025 You got a bonus check? 260 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,443 How much? 261 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:25,198 It wasn't... it wasn't that much. It was $3,000. 262 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,533 All right, I'm done now. 263 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,121 Michael: Unbelievable. 264 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,791 I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people, 265 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,000 and they freak out. 266 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,670 Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame. 267 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,009 Liquor store worker: It comes to $166.41. 268 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:49,389 All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? 269 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,433 Fifteen bottles of vodka? 270 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,229 Yeah, that should do it. Cool, cool. Box it up. 271 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,492 I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. 272 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,411 So, can I trade you for it? No trades. 273 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,414 Come on. It's a shamrock keychain. Good luck. 274 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,292 "A real man makes his own luck." Billy Zane, Titanic. 275 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:21,671 Look it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you? 276 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,714 No. I want it. I'm going to use it. 277 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,425 You don't even drink tea. True. 278 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,636 But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured 279 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,680 by making your tea from green tea leaf stems... 280 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,056 Okay... and pouring it directly 281 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,683 into your nose, like so. 282 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,523 To think that my gift to Pam will be used for that, 283 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,609 it's a little too much to handle. 284 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,861 Roy: This is awesome. 285 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,488 I know. It's totally gonna change the way I work out. 286 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:51,117 Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, now I don't have to. 287 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,386 I'm gonna save a ton of money. 288 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,762 So what are you gonna get me instead? 289 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,414 I don't know. Probably, like, a sweater or something. 290 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,710 Uh-oh. 291 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,005 Looks like Santa was a little naughty. 292 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,924 What is that? 293 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,012 This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze. 294 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,763 We can drink? 295 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,932 We're really not supposed to serve alcohol. 296 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,269 Zip it, Toby! Just... I mean, it's a party. Come on. 297 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:22,398 If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. 298 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,276 Who wants a drink? Me. Please. 299 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,903 Michael: Go! Here we go! 300 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,281 The deal is that this is my last hurrah, 301 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,783 'cause I made a new year's resolution 302 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,162 that I'm not gonna drink anymore during the week. 303 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,164 Hi, guys. Ryan: Hey. 304 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,833 Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance? 305 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,961 Kevin Malone. Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration. 306 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,923 Stanley Hudson. Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration. 307 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,926 Ryan Howard. Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration. 308 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,846 What line of work you in, Bob? 309 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,475 I think after I lost culpepper and to. It was over, man. 310 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,310 Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, 311 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,896 deion branch to have big games, or else I'm done. 312 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,105 Roy: It's possible. 313 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,167 Roy: I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man. 314 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,460 Darryl: I had to, I needed defense. 315 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,860 Roy: Come on! Shaun Alexander? 316 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,225 Roy: He's the best back intheleague. Darryl: It's defense. 317 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,949 Roy: Oh, no. That's not worth it. Darryl: It is worth it. 318 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,159 Roy: Never. Darryl: Are you kidding? You wait. 319 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:19,455 Anybody making out in here? Not yet. Give it time. 320 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,832 Oh, hey, ebenezer, boink. 321 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,709 Okay, how's it going in here? 322 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,188 We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some? 323 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,397 Yeah, there should be some... No, no, no. 324 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,006 We'll find some. Don't leave the party. 325 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,509 All: One, two, three! 326 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,849 Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee. 327 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,160 Oh, no. Michael: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 328 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,519 I really did not do anything. 329 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,522 Michael: Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend. 330 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,820 You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. 331 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,405 Just thought you should know. 332 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,366 No, I was just checking out my present. 333 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,162 But... I traded with Dwight. 334 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,457 Just, I figured, you know, 335 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,002 you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. 336 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,381 And also, Roy got me an iPod 337 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,759 or was going to get me an iPod, so... 338 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,761 Well, either way. 339 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,308 This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. 340 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,768 Look inside. 341 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:32,111 Oh, my god! The yearbook picture. 342 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,947 Yeah, I think I made the right choice. 343 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,285 Oh, my god! It's incredible. 344 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,578 Is this the bottle timer? 345 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,021 I didn't think you were gonna get that one. I really didn't. 346 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,667 This is so awesome. 347 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,421 Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to. 348 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,714 Thank you. You're welcome. 349 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,133 Merry Christmas, asswipe. No way. 350 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,470 Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! 351 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,265 Yes! Todd packer, ladies and gentlemen. 352 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,018 What's up, my nerds? Check it out! 353 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,522 Oh, no, no. Oh, look at that. Icing on the cake. 354 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,734 PacMan need a drinky. Oh, let's fix you up. 355 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,737 Who wants to fix up... Toby? Toby's gonna fix you up. 356 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,280 Yeah. 357 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,537 Darryl. There you go. 358 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,247 You earned it. That's okay, Mike. 359 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,459 No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it. 360 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,419 All right. Thanks, man. 361 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,296 Hey, merry Christmas. 362 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,218 Whose butt is that? Mine. 363 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,553 Oh, how did I not guess that? 364 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,683 Lampshade on head! It's happening! 365 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,768 Creed: Oh, no. 366 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,570 Hey. Oh, hello there. 367 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,284 But what are you doing? I don't know. 368 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,871 You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that. 369 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,220 Thanks for the party, Michael. Meredith: Yeah. 370 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,573 Michael: Oh, hey... listen up. We're going to poor Richard's. 371 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,724 Who's in? I'm in. 372 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,933 Yes. 373 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,185 Oscar: Michael? Poor Richard's? 374 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,938 Yeah. That sounds good. 375 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,857 Christmas is awesome. 376 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:37,236 First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. 377 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,990 Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. 378 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,785 Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? 379 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:48,831 And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. 380 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,042 It's really the greatest day of all time. 381 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,880 Hey, Meredith. 382 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,007 Heading over to poor Richard's? Yep. 383 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,343 Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? 384 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,439 All right, let's head out. 385 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,401 Yeah. Sounds good. Do you have a coat? 386 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,778 Okay!