1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:05,088 Well, lords of the ring trilogy, if you see it back to back, 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,608 yeah... it's really long, but it's good. 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:07,758 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,218 Pam, it's Michael. Help me. 5 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,386 I need help right now! Michael, what's wrong? 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,347 I'm hurt. I have hurt myself. 7 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,658 (Groaning) On, my god! Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait! 8 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,434 Oh, this is not looking good, Pam. 9 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,162 Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance? 10 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,354 No! I want you to pick me up. 11 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,563 Okay. What's going on? 12 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,374 Wait a sec. I thought you said that you were hurt. 13 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,776 I am hurt. I hurt my foot. I'm sorry. Pam, what is going on? 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,613 I want to come to work, but I need you to come and pick me up. 15 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,574 (On speaker phone) Oh, god! Hey, whoa, Michael. 16 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,993 Oh, god! It's... okay. It's Jim. 17 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,412 Just say again really loudly what happened. 18 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:42,167 Okay, iburned my foot very badly on my foreman grill 19 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:45,087 and I now need someone to come and bring me in to work. 20 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,715 You burned your foot on a foreman grill? 21 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,551 I enjoy having breakfast in bed. 22 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,136 I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. 23 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,139 And since I don't have a Butler, I have to do it myself. 24 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,809 So, most nights before I go to bed, 25 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,604 iwill lay six strips of bacon out on my George foreman grill. 26 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:06,858 Then go to sleep. When lwake up, I plug in the grill. 27 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,610 I go back to sleep again. 28 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:12,406 Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. 29 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,950 It is delicious. It's good for me. 30 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,827 It's a perfect way to start the day. 31 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:21,456 Today, I got up, I stepped onto the grill, and it clamped down on my foot. 32 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,793 That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. 33 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,461 Michael: Pam, could you come get me? 34 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,214 (Hesitating) I have to stay here and answer the phone. 35 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,717 Okay, could someone come and get me, please? Ryan? 36 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,678 Michael, you should stay home and rest. There's no toilet paper here. 37 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,847 Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,265 Could you tell him that? 39 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,892 Can you hop? I tried hopping, Kevin, 40 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:43,520 and I bumped my elbow against the wall, 41 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,898 and now my elbow has a protuberance. 42 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,611 No one wants to pick me up? 43 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,697 Dwight: What is going on? 44 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,699 What is going on? 45 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,869 Michael is sick and he wants one of us to rescue him. 46 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,552 I'm not sick! I'm... I'm coming, Michael! 47 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,705 I'm gonna save you! 48 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,624 Don't! Is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight. 49 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,460 Okay! Hold on, Michael, I am coming! Wait there! 50 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,045 I don't want Dwight! 51 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,088 Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend? 52 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,548 I don't have a girlfriend. 53 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,443 But you said you went out with her this weekend. 54 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,552 That was all made up. Just someone come, okay? 55 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,512 Anyone. Anyone, but Dwight. 56 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:18,930 (Crashing) 57 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,932 What was that? What was that? 58 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,312 (Pam and Jim exclaiming) 59 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,813 Jim: He hit the pole. 60 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,817 It's broken, right? Hecant_ oh, my gosh. 61 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,195 Oh, Dwight. Dwight. 62 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,030 (Pam and Jim exclaiming) 63 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,699 Oh, my god. Oh, my gosh. Is he okay? 64 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,077 He's still driving. 65 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,747 Jim: Dwight, you forgot your bumper. 66 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:47,417 Michael: Hello? Please don't send Dwight. 67 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,456 Morning, everyone. 68 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,960 Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. 69 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,172 Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover. 70 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,757 God willing. 71 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,759 I just want to be treated normally today. 72 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,971 Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through. 73 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,849 You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate. 74 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,101 Oh, did you explain why? 75 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,979 No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot. 76 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,689 Burned my foot, Pam. 77 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,860 Please stop popping my cast. 78 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,153 Thank you. 79 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,054 So where are you shipping your foot? 80 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,117 (Laughing sarcastically) So, where are you shipping... 81 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,162 Your foot. 82 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,248 Michael: Thank you. 83 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,917 Pam, messages, please. 84 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,461 You didn't have any. 85 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:17,257 Really? Well, it seemed very important to you earlier 86 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,968 that you needed to stay and... do my job? 87 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,971 No. Your job is being my friend, Pam. 88 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,141 Itshpped. God! 89 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,434 What... sorry. 90 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,278 It's just that before, you said you didn't want any special treatment. 91 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,898 I don't want any special treatment, Pam. 92 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:36,651 I just want you to treat me like you would a family member 93 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,613 who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. 94 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,048 I don't think that's too much to ask. 95 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,134 Do you want some aspirin? Because you seem a little fussy. 96 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,744 No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy. 97 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,412 Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. 98 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,165 I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot. 99 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,960 Pam, I am assistant regional manager and I can take care of him. 100 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,546 Part of my duties are to... 101 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,718 (Michael sighing) 102 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,431 What? Part of your duties are to what? What? 103 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,352 You just said that part of your duties are to... something. 104 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,646 No, I didn't. Yes, you did. What is wrong with you? 105 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,648 What is wrong with you? 106 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,997 Where is my corn bread? Here you go. 107 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,934 Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like? 108 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:36,670 Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat. 109 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,421 Where are the yams? They were out of yams. 110 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,340 I got you creamed spinach. 111 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,551 Did you go to the one in stroudsburg? Yes. 112 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,111 And they had no yams? They had no yams. 113 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,596 How strange. Because they always have yams. 114 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,892 Oh, man, is that a prism durosport? 115 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,062 Yodveseen one of these? Yeah. 116 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,939 They're like an iPod, only they're better, 117 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,275 because they're chunkier and more solid. 118 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,860 Roy gave it to me for Christmas. 119 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,070 I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it. 120 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,947 Oh, no, no. Don't go there. 121 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:08,827 I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece. 122 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,913 Really? Yeah, I'll write down the address for you. 123 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:16,793 Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. 124 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:20,881 Kidding. 125 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,927 Why would they all be... 126 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,849 Okay, see you later, pan. 127 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,730 Pan? 128 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,150 Pam. Pam? 129 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,486 (Sighing) Oh, god. 130 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,447 (Phone ringing) 131 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,575 What? Come here, please. 132 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,410 Tell me before I come there. 133 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,914 I want you to rub butter on my foot. No. 134 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,083 Pam, please? I have country crock. 135 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,259 Ryan! Ryan! 136 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,345 Ryan! 137 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:12,349 These covers are totally indestructible. 138 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,600 Yeah. Really? 139 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,852 Throw it. I promise it won't break. 140 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,062 Chuck it. 141 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,361 Oh, no. It's broken. What? 142 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,739 No, it's fine. I told you it wouldn't break. 143 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,659 You could throw it all daylong. That is so cool. 144 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,411 Thanks, Dwight. You're welcome. 145 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,708 So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now. 146 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,920 Oh, god, no. Dwight isn't my friend. 147 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,466 Oh, my god. Dwight's kind of my friend. 148 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,720 No, no. No one is helping me out at all, mom. 149 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,641 No, I'm not gonna call jan. 150 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,811 She'd just worry, drive down here and make a big thing. 151 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,773 Who told you that? 152 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,109 No, it was mutual. 153 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,487 What is Pam doing chatting with you? 154 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,538 You like candy? 155 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,665 It's all right. 156 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,420 'Cause you're sweeter than candy. What is wrong with you? 157 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,078 Wow, you just dive right in. 158 00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:00,165 You know, around age 12, I just started going for it, you know. 159 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,708 (Thudding) Michael: Help! 160 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,168 (Michael groaning) 161 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,128 Oh, god! Oh, help! 162 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,130 Help me. 163 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,758 What happened? Lfell off the toilet. 164 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,012 I'm caught between the toilet and the wall. 165 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,265 What do you need? Not you. 166 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,017 Someone else. Get Pam. 167 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,436 I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room. 168 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:26,399 Get Ryan. He needs to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit. 169 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,151 Bring a wet towel. 170 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,738 Ryan is dead. 171 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,864 Dead. No, he's not. 172 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,866 I just saw him. 173 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:39,537 Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot. 174 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,707 Forget it. I'll just get up myself. 175 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,292 (Michael groaning) 176 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,668 (Crashing) Help! 177 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,631 (Groaning) Oh, god! 178 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,803 Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today? 179 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,931 No. He's actually been really nice and helpful. 180 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,183 And that isn't weird? 181 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,311 Well... 182 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,940 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 183 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,528 Phyllis. Oscar. Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. 184 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,614 Can I ask you all a question? 185 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,326 Do you know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar? 186 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,745 I had scoliosis as a girl. 187 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,582 Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble. 188 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,418 When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung. 189 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,547 How old are you? No, it... 190 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,007 Look, the point is, 191 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:38,138 I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. 192 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,517 Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. 193 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,646 Okay. I'm not disabled, and neither are you. 194 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,566 What does this look like to you, Stanley? 195 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,235 Mail boxes etc. 196 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,988 Shut it. Okay. 197 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,949 Well. Well, you know what? 198 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:02,370 Disabilities are not things to be laughed at 199 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,748 or laughed about. You people are jerks. 200 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,877 Imagine if you had left Stevie wonder 201 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,920 on the floor of that bathroom instead of me. 202 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,381 Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie wonder. 203 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,216 (Sighing) 204 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,636 I burned my foot! 205 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,892 Okay, 20 minutes, conference room, everybody's in there! 206 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,819 While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, 207 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,946 I wanted you all to take a look 208 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,325 at a few of the many, many disabled icons 209 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,952 who have contributed so much to our society. 210 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,204 Yeah. Jim: Quick question. 211 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,915 Why is Tom Hanks on the wall? Twice. 212 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:51,085 Good question. Forrest gump, mentally challenged. 213 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,546 Philadelphia, aids. 214 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,340 I think that's from big. 215 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,051 I don't think so. No. 216 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,637 Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert loggia. 217 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,474 He grew into a man overnight, rare disability. Still works. 218 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,851 (Sighing) 219 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,730 A crossword puzzle, Stanley? Seriously, are you learning nothing here? 220 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,898 Mmm-hmm. 221 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,650 What do you mean, "mmm-hmm"? 222 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,735 I mean I'm learning nothing. Okay. 223 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,463 Michael Scott. I'm looking for Michael Scott. 224 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,240 Good. Yes. Right in here. 225 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,866 Come on in. Great. 226 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,286 This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest. 227 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,582 Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked in the handicapped parking space. 228 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,670 Hey, everyone, I'm Billy merchant. 229 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,630 You may have seen me around here before. 230 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,341 I'm the properties manager of this office park. 231 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,801 You are so brave. 232 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,636 You are so brave. Thank you. 233 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,180 Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time... 234 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,475 But it's hard for you, right? Because you're in a wheelchair. 235 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,602 No, I just have a lot of properties to manage. 236 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,271 Let me ask you something. 237 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,524 How long does it take for you to do something simple every day? 238 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,651 Like brush your teeth in the morning. 239 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,404 I don't know, like 30 seconds. Oh, my god. 240 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,365 That's three times as long as it takes me. 241 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,494 How did you get in your wheelchair? This morning? 242 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,746 Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. 243 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,872 (All laughing) 244 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,959 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Not funny. Not funny. Hey, hey, relax. 245 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,962 Justjoking around here. Well, that's good. 246 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,630 He still has a sense of humor. 247 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:21,009 Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. 248 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,304 I don't really notice it anymore. Well, they do. They notice it, don't you? 249 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:28,141 You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it? 250 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,602 I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George foreman grill. 251 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,366 So, there were just a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of. 252 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,274 Okay. First is parking. 253 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,568 You can't block the freight entrance with your car 254 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,028 even if your blinkers are on. 255 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,155 Does anybody have any questions? 256 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,823 Yes. 257 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,908 Yeah. 258 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,202 Yes. 259 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,289 Dwight, you have your hand up. 260 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:58,755 Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. 261 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,633 When I clamped my foot into a non-stick grill... 262 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,385 You know what, Michael? Yeah. 263 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,220 Okay. Let me stop you right there. 264 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,430 And leave. 265 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,849 Did you see born on the fourth of July? 266 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,353 I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy. 267 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,772 What's wrong with that guy? You mean today? 268 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,524 He stepped on a George foreman grill and he burned his foot. 269 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,986 No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. 270 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,158 He looks like he has a concussion. 271 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,162 (Michael popping bubble wrap) 272 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,288 Hey. 273 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,084 I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station in carbondale! 274 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:40,380 You did it. Look at you. And with the plate and the napkin. 275 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,965 Very nice. Thank you, Ryan. You are very welcome. 276 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,258 Did you get the yams? 277 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:47,553 No, the gas station in carbondale did not have fresh yams. 278 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,472 (Sighing) 279 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,641 Oh, okay. I'll just have the pudding. You sure? 280 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,059 Yeah. Okay. 281 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,019 You know what? I feel better. 282 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,997 Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding 283 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,357 and his kindness healed my foot. 284 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,529 Yeah, baby! I am feeling better. 285 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,948 My body's literally healing itself. 286 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,283 It is amazing what the human body is capable of 287 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,119 when you have a powerful brain. 288 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,871 Ryan: Iground up four extra-strength aspirin 289 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,665 and put them in Michael's pudding. 290 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,919 I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine. 291 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,507 Oh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins. 292 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,468 (Exclaiming) 293 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,321 Okay, I think we need to take him to the hospital... 294 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,346 Dwight: No, no, no. 295 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,432 'Cause I'm pretty sure he has a concussion. 296 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,725 Oh, now you feel some compassion for him. 297 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,121 He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. 298 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,426 I think you should go with him. Why don't you go with him? 299 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,983 I barely know him. I want Michael to take me. 300 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,986 I can't take you. I don't have my car, and yours is all vomitty. 301 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,362 You can take my Van. 302 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,283 Oh, okay. That's great. No, I can't drive. Jim, why don't you drive? 303 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,369 Hne. eflgo. Hnsfih recovenng, soletsjust_ 304 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,264 Ryan, can you get my coat, please? Slowly, slowly. 305 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,039 Okay, let's just get to the elevator. 306 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,725 (Dwight imitating helicopter) What are you doing? 307 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,002 Vietnam sounds. Stop it. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 308 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,921 Tired. Dwight, you can't lay down. 309 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,131 Let's take a break. Wake up. 310 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,758 (Groaning) Wait, here, let me help you, Dwight. Come on. 311 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,218 Okay, Pam. Thanks. Get up. Get up. 312 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,220 You're the best. Jim: Just keep him awake. 313 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,222 It smells like chicken soup. I know. 314 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,516 I have to go to the hospital. I know. 315 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,852 Where are we going? I just wanna say goodbye, okay? 316 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,187 Well, I'll be back, I mean... 317 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,898 Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different. Why? 318 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,774 It's just hard to explain. 319 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:27,236 Oh, Pam, you're adorable. Oh, my goodness. 320 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,948 Come here. Huggy-hugs. 321 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,242 Shotgun! 322 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,953 You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight? 323 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,207 The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. 324 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:43,211 The first person to shout "shotgun" when you're within the sight of the car 325 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,130 gets the front seat. That's how the game is played. 326 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,925 There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion. 327 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:53,429 Oh, god, a minivan. What is Meredith's problem? 328 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,308 Well, I think she has a kid. Yeah, she has one kid and no husband. 329 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,435 She's not gonna find one driving this thing around. 330 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,438 Where are we going? Come on, get inside. 331 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,982 Where are we going? We're going to Chuck E. Cheese. 332 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,486 Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, god, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese. 333 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,029 We're going to the hospital, Michael. 334 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,156 I know. I'm just saying. 335 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,786 Dwight, what are you drinking? I found it under the seat. 336 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,038 Oh, my god. Dwight, put that down. I'm thirsty. 337 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,581 Give the bottle to Michael. No! 338 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,905 Give the bottle to Michael. No! 339 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,293 Give it to me, Dwight. Just keep your eyes on the road. 340 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,796 Give me the bottle or you're fired! You can't fire me. 341 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,798 I don't work in this Van. Give it to me, Dwight. 342 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,258 Give me the bottle! No. 343 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,944 Will you stop? Give me the bottle, Dwight! 344 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,302 Michael, stop! Just give it. 345 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,887 Michael, stop! Stop. Stop it! 346 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,681 Stop spraying me! Give me the bottle! 347 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,724 Stop spraying me! My eyesi 348 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,059 give me the bottle! 349 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,312 Dwight, what is your middle name? Dangeh 350 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,816 something with a "k." It's Kurt. 351 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,610 Wow, I'm so sad that I know that. 352 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,488 What do I write under "reason for visit"? 353 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,698 Concussion. 354 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,120 Jim: What did you write? (Clears throat) Nothing. 355 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,082 I wrote, "bringing someone to the hospital." 356 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,725 So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital? 357 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,921 No, no. You know what, Jim? This isn't about me anymore. 358 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,717 I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. 359 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,135 Come on, Dwight. 360 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,344 (Sputtering) 361 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,847 Hi, Michael. Hi, Dwight. 362 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,099 (Moaning) 363 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,813 Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury? 364 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,316 A head injury. Well, you don't have all the information. 365 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:32,737 The foot has been fairly severely burned, and healed quickly, very quickly. 366 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,949 Actually, like, suspiciously quickly. So I'm ordering a cat scan. 367 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,743 Dwight: What is that? 368 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,245 Look, since you have the machine up and running, 369 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,581 can I just stick my foot in? We can take a look. 370 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,209 Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot. 371 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,045 Okay, what kind of machine is that? 372 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,297 Does the skin look red and swollen? 373 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:55,051 That's what she said. That's myjoke. Damn it, Dwight. 374 00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,640 Okay, no electronics past this point. Camera, sound equipment... 375 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,768 It's okay, they're with me. No metal of any kind. 376 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,604 All right, well, I guess this is where we leave you off. 377 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,772 I don't wanna do this. 378 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,208 You should have thought of that before you crashed your head 379 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:14,695 on your way to pick me up. So, we'll see you when you get out. 380 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,994 Fine. Fine. 381 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,293 (Beeps) 382 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,836 (Inaudible) 383 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,467 (Phone ringing) 384 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,637 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim. 385 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,390 Oh, my god. What's going on? Is Dwight okay? 386 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,892 He should be fine, but they brought him in for a ca t scan. 387 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,019 I can't believe he's getting a cat scan. 388 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,730 Michael went in there with him, too. It's pretty sweet. 389 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,941 Mmm-hmm. Really? Michael went in with him? 390 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,871 Wow. But they shouldn't be much longer now. 391 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,737 So we'll be back soon. Okay, that's good news. 392 00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,532 Yeah, no, I'll let you go. 393 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,616 Okay. Okay. 394 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,909 Bye. 395 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,752 Hey, Oscar. What's up, Pam? 396 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,089 I just wanted to let you know that Dwight's gonna be okay. 397 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,812 The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion. 398 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,969 So he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow. 399 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,013 Okay. I just thought you'd wanna know that. 400 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:33,733 Okay, Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. One, two... 401 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,819 Sir! Stop that. Stop. 402 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,946 Stop that.