1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:06,715 I really like Valentine's day in this office. 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,383 It's kind of like grade school. 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,677 Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. 4 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:14,848 Like, last year, Jim gave me this card with Dwight's head on it. 5 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,893 It was horrifying and funny and... 6 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,110 Phyllis. 7 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,904 Man: You could just sign here. 8 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,965 Pam: Roy and I are saving for the wedding. 9 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,284 Sol made him promise not to get me anything too big. 10 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:39,164 "Happy Valentine's day, darling. Love, Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration." 11 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,124 Isn't he sweet? Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,376 Wow. 13 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,587 All right, Dwight, as you know I'm heading to New York today, 14 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:49,383 doing a presentation on the branch to the new cfo. 15 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,344 And you want me to come with you. No. The opposite of that. 16 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:55,597 I will stay here and run things on this end. Very good. 17 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,976 Question: Will you be seeing jan when you're in New York? 18 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,061 I probably will. Why do you ask? 19 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:05,023 Well, it's Valentine's day. And you guys, you know... 20 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,609 Well... screwed. 21 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,528 What is your problem? 22 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:13,949 This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic 23 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,743 to try to talk to jan about what happened between us. 24 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:20,372 Her words, not mine. She sent me an e-mail this morning. 25 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,501 But it is Valentine's day. 26 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,255 It's New York. The city of love. 27 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,468 Hey, Pam. You heart NY, right? You want me to pick you up anything? 28 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:34,928 That's okay. All right. 29 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,765 The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new cfo. 30 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,934 Dude. I'm going to nail it. 31 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,896 Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. "Forget about it!" 32 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:46,857 See you. 33 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,517 Well, here we go, on our way to New York. 34 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,061 New York, New York. 35 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,313 The city so nice, they named it twice. 36 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,523 Manhattan is the other name. 37 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,653 Jim: So, I broke up with Katy and I haven't been dating anybody else. 38 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,239 So, this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's day. 39 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,343 It's going to be good. I invited a couple of friends over. 40 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:41,411 We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lot of money, 41 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,455 because they're idiots. 42 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,082 It's gonna be great. 43 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,544 What's this? What is this? 44 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,422 I don't know. It's on your desk. 45 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,175 Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose? 46 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,135 It was there when I sat down. 47 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,771 "Happy Valentine's day." 48 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,240 It's me. 49 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,992 I'm the bobble head. 50 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,497 Yes! 51 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,503 The meeting isn't till 3:00. 52 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,047 But I always like to come to New York a little bit early, 53 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,674 and hit some of my favorite haunts. 54 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:39,177 Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint. 55 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,514 And I'm going to go get me a New York slice. 56 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:48,562 Hey, Kelly, what's up? Nothing. 57 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,731 Oh! Except... oh, my god, Jim. 58 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:54,192 Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. 59 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,737 It was awesome. That's great. I'm really happy for you. 60 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,740 I know, and it was so funny. 'Cause we were at this bar with his friends, 61 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,742 and I was sitting next to him the whole night, 62 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,945 and he wasn't making a move. So in my head I was like, 63 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,414 "Ryan, what's taking you solong?" And then he kissed me. 64 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,249 And I didn't know what to say. Wow. 65 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,918 So I said," Ryan, what took you so long?" 66 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,129 I mean, I just said it to him. Can you believe that? 67 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,673 Wow. Oh, my god, Jim, is that embarrassing? 68 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,592 I'm embarrassed. No. Don't be. 69 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,428 Oh, thank god, because I was nervous, Jim. No. All right... 70 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,722 You will not believe I was so nervous. I bet. 71 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,641 But now... now I have a boyfriend. All right. 72 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,896 I hooked up with her on February 13th. 73 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,110 Here it is. The heart of new York city, Times Square. 74 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:41,615 Named for the good times you have when you're in it. 75 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,742 Most people, when they come to New York, 76 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,119 they go straight to the empire state building. 77 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,246 That's pretty touristy. I come here. 78 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,706 Great places to eat. 79 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,001 We have bubba gump shrimp, red lobster down there. 80 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,544 You know... 81 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,006 This is the heart of civilization, right here. 82 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,725 Guess what. Really? 83 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,188 It's from Bob, again. That's great. 84 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,277 Everybody takes the subway in New York. 85 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:23,031 It's fast. It's efficient. Gets you there on time. 86 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:27,994 It's a way to... okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there. 87 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,248 This is the world-famous rockefeller center, 88 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,458 founded, of course, by Theodore rockefeller. 89 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,293 This is the skating rink. 90 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,713 And I think the rangers practice there sometimes. 91 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,006 And it's... 92 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,800 That's Tina fey. 93 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,928 That's Tina fey from Saturday night live. 94 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,181 Hello. Hello. Hi. 95 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,016 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 96 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,311 I thought you were... Okay. I thought that was... 97 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,982 She looked like... she looked a lot like Tina fey. 98 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,525 Hello, hello. 99 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,319 I thought that was Tina fey, but itwasn't. So... 100 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,573 Are you serious? He was here? 101 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,616 When? When I was talking to the fake Tina fey? 102 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,660 Come on! Are you serious? 103 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,791 Hello, Angela, did you hear? 104 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,169 Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten. 105 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,797 Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. 106 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:24,175 But I'm glad you enjoyed it. Oh, I did. I did. 107 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,303 I didn't get anything for Valentine's day. 108 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,346 Oh, I bet you will, before the day is over. 109 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,766 Really? Well, I hope I do. 110 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:42,611 Michael: I would love to live in new York someday. It's a big dream of mine. 111 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:45,780 Work at corporate with jan. That would be awesome. 112 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,408 Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. 113 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,243 Scranton is great, but... 114 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,663 New York is like Scranton on acid. 115 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:58,627 No, on speed. No, on steroids. 116 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,211 Okay, um... 117 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,964 I think, 118 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,343 that's either the Hudson or the east, so we're back... 119 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,428 Should be back this way. 120 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,058 Michael: There's a lot of pressure on me right now. 121 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,644 It's like Michael Jordan in the NBA finals, 122 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,480 or like stormin' Norman schwarzkopf. 123 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,107 And this presentation is desert storm. 124 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,943 And as soon as it's over, 125 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,363 we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. 126 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,864 Let's do it. 127 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:34,454 No, that's all right. Spend money on her instead of giving it to us, that's fine. 128 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,123 No. I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. 129 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,416 Yeah. 130 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,294 All right, man. 131 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,129 Okay, have a good night. Bye. 132 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,558 Phyllis lapin? Holy god. 133 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,893 It's from Bob. 134 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,063 Man, that thing's nggerthanlanm no, it's not. 135 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,231 Oh, zip it. Wow. 136 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,024 There they are. What's up? 137 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,317 Hey. Hey, hey. 138 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,153 Michael Scott. Josh Porter. High five. 139 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,781 Bam. All right. 140 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,200 You know Dan Gore, from buffalo? Yeah, how you doing? 141 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,619 Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. 142 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,788 What's up, buddy? You have been kicked out 143 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,290 of every strip club in Albany, is that true? Guilty, yeah. 144 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,960 Well... so, what's going on? What'd I miss? 145 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,212 Not much. They're, I guess, running late upstairs. 146 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,464 We're just waiting for the presentations. 147 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:31,219 Cool, good, good. Good. Give us some time to catch up and... 148 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,517 Pam. Hi, how're you doing? Good. 149 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,894 Listen, may I speak with you, 150 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,646 privately? 151 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,958 You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here. 152 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,942 No, Pam, just... i'm... 153 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,819 Just_ 154 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,571 Please. 155 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:50,989 You need to get something 156 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,658 for your girlfriend? Girlfriend, yes. 157 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,286 And the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person, 158 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,079 who shall remain nameless, 159 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:02,876 is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's day. 160 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,087 She's kind of... tightly wound? 161 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,800 Exactly. Okay. Well, 162 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,762 sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, 163 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,347 like, what it means instead of what it is. 164 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,059 You mean, like a ham? 165 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,104 No, not like a ham. 166 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,232 It's about doing something, 167 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,985 so that the person knows that you really care abouthen 168 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,880 that you remember her. Okay, I get it. That's great. 169 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,364 Okay, shut up. I know exactly what to do. 170 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,548 What about you, Craig? Did you lose anyone? 171 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,746 Oh, man. 172 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,957 Jan called me in September, and she's like, "you gotta fire four people," 173 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,460 and I was just like, "what?" You know. 174 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,507 Did you? No. I just ignored her. She is the worst. 175 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,258 Well, she is our boss, so... 176 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,469 She ain't my boss, dude. I don't work for that bitch. 177 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,596 Hey, come on, you know, that's not... 178 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,847 Cool it. What? 179 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,183 You like jan? How can you like jan? 180 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,143 Maybe because she's my girlfriend. 181 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,981 Was. Or not my girlfriend. She... 182 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,068 We hooked up and... You hooked up with jan? 183 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,613 It's just, you know, it was months ago. Just... itwasjust once. 184 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:17,075 It was, god, just stupid. Just... just forget it. 185 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,744 Yeahjetschange the subject. Yeah, yeah. 186 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,516 I don't know what he's thinking, 187 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,251 but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever. 188 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,962 Well, I'd take it slow. 189 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,799 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time, things like that need to... 190 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,513 Soda. Cool 191 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:46,062 hey, so, do you want to do something tonight, or... 192 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,439 Oh, no, not while I'm here. 193 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,584 I mean, I know that it's Valentine's day or whatever. 194 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:54,404 But there's totally no pressure at all of any kind whatsoever. So... 195 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,198 I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends. 196 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,243 Okay, that's cool. Okay. 197 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,620 I completely understand. Cool. 198 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,788 Okay. 199 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,561 Josh Porter, stamford. 200 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,729 David. Nice to meet you. 201 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,938 And Michael Scott, Scranton. 202 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,815 Nice to meet you. Ditto. 203 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,443 How are you, jan? Fine, Michael, thank you. 204 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,238 Okay. So, we are in the process of doing a complete review 205 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,823 of the company's financial strength. 206 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,617 All I'd like to do today is to hear you... 207 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,452 Jan: Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. 208 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,788 Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. 209 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,916 The new cfo isjudging me on this, too. 210 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,335 And, well, it is Michael, so... 211 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,296 Yeah. I am very nervous. 212 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,423 So, with the 12 new local accounts, 213 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,384 we had a total of four percent organic growth, 214 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:02,055 which was just above our pre-year targets. Thanks very much. 215 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,183 Thank you. Okay, Michael. 216 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,107 What is a business? 217 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,862 Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? 218 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,532 Sure. But, as you know, David, and jan, 219 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,243 it is much more. 220 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:45,306 Michael: Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. 221 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,892 And that's the way we like it. 222 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,436 Because at dunder Mifflin, Scranton, 223 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,064 we 're not just in the paper business. 224 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,441 We 're in the people business. 225 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,610 Let's meet some of the folks 226 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,530 who make the Scranton branch so special. 227 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:05,576 This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesmen. 228 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,288 An African-American father of two, 229 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,708 Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks 230 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,962 of the foundation of the business we 're hoping to build our basis on. 231 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,316 Michael: Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, 232 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,759 edited it together on my Mac. 233 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:25,179 Was thinking about entering it in some festivals. Probably won't. 234 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,640 You know, not what this is about, but... 235 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,768 Michael: And finally, Pam bees/y. 236 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,229 Look at her. Look how cute. 237 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,273 Not bad at all. 238 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,108 As the receptionist, 239 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,903 Pam is truly the gateway to our world. 240 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,657 Well, I hope this gave you a little taste 241 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,910 of what life is like here at dunder Mifflin, Scranton. 242 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,080 What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes, 243 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,249 or try on Phyllis' pants. 244 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,962 Next time you're in town, give us a call. Stop on by. 245 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,758 I'm sure you'll be greeted by a big smile, and a "how're you doing, pal?" 246 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,677 Maybe even one ofangela's famous brownies. 247 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,764 And you'll know that you're home. 248 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,275 Male voice: Great Scott! 249 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,528 Questions? 250 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,948 Wow. 251 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,078 Okay. Okay, thank you, Michael, that was great. 252 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,329 Yes, thank you. 253 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:35,708 But for right now, what I'd really like to know about is the branch's performance. 254 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,586 So, do you have that information as well? 255 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,131 Yes. Absolutely, David. 256 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,801 Let me get that for you. I... 257 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,849 Yeah. Can you sign? 258 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,018 Oscar. 259 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,646 Nothing for me? Join the club. 260 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,777 Vvhositfiom? Mymom. 261 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,292 It's frustrating, 'cause we'd be so perfect together. 262 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,295 You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. 263 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:25,299 It would be really nice if he was into you, right? It'd be great. 264 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,803 But he isn't. So... yeah, but itwould be so great if he was. 265 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,472 Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. 266 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,517 You just gotta move on, try to have some fun. 267 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,602 Come to my poker game tonight. 268 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,062 Okay, cool. 269 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,731 Is it okay if I invite Ryan? 270 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,074 And that about does it, thank you. 271 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,325 Okay. 272 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,077 Craig. 273 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,248 Yeah, here's the deal. I did not understand 274 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:01,878 that this was supposed to be a full-on, like, report or whatnot. 275 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:06,507 I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant? 276 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:11,220 I was under the impression this was more of, like, a meet-and-greet type deal. 277 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:15,475 So, does that mean that you don't have the numbers on your branch? 278 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,351 That is correct. Yes. 279 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,396 Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide 280 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,482 whether drastic steps need to be taken. 281 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,150 Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know. 282 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,862 Well, the point is, that this doesn't exactly bode well for your branch. 283 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,155 Oh, man. You know what? 284 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,533 Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get in any trouble. 285 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,369 Maybe I should have slept with you, too. 286 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,170 Okay, okay. All right, this... no, no, no. I'm not... I'm not... I just... 287 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,672 I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. 288 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,716 I mean, I'm probably gonna get fired. 289 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,009 No, you're not. 290 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,262 Yeah, I... Michael, the cfo thinks that we slept together. 291 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,890 Don't you understand? People get fired for much less. 292 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,852 And I just can't believe that you told everybody. 293 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,854 And we didn't even sleep together. 294 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,774 Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. 295 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,400 Oh, god. So... 296 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,069 Michael, it was months ago. 297 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,446 It was once. It's over. 298 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,033 Do you understand? 299 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,246 Yes, I'm sorry. 300 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:24,126 I'll fix it. I will talk to him. I'll talk to David. 301 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,296 Surely, you cannot be serious. 302 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,798 I am serious. 303 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,634 "And don't call me Shirley." Airplane! 304 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,104 Dwight: Women are like wolves. 305 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,148 If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. 306 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,317 You have to snare it. 307 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,570 And then you have to tame it. 308 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,989 Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. 309 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,284 Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. 310 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,955 And my animal deserves a lot of loving. 311 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,420 Hey. Hey, babe. 312 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,381 You almost ready to go? I guess. Yeah. 313 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,800 What's wrong? Nothing. 314 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,594 It's just that I had to sit here all day 315 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,847 while Phyllis got, like, an entire garden delivered to her. 316 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,557 What? You're mad at me? 317 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,393 I mean, I know that we said, "no big gifts," 318 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,521 but I was, kind of, hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's day. 319 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,982 Well, Valentine's day isn't over. 320 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,194 Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of your life. 321 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,033 You understand this is a very serious situation. 322 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,909 No, no, no, no, no. Yes, I... okay, well... 323 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,954 All right, here's the deal. This is my fault, this is totally on me. 324 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,707 Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. 325 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,835 We were all chatting and I made a joke, 326 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,339 a really dumbjoke, and Craig, the idiot, took it seriously. 327 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,300 You made a joke? I did. It was stupid. 328 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,346 And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. 329 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,681 Although he is a tool. 330 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,768 Well, I don't need to explain to you that even a joke 331 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,728 about sexual relations with your boss... 332 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,647 I know. It was borderline at best. 333 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,734 And jan is a fantastic executive 334 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,612 and has all the integrity in the world and... 335 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,991 I'm really sorry, and that will never happen again. 336 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,998 That's fine. Let's just... just forget it. 337 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,917 Okay. Good. 338 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,846 Heading out? Yeah. 339 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,642 All right, beesly. Hey, happy Valentine's day. 340 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,652 Good night, Pam. Night, Phyllis. 341 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,991 Jan: Michael. 342 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,452 Thank you again for that, really. 343 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,162 It was very nice. Oh, no big deal. 344 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,999 Really, sorry again. Oh, no, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. 345 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,503 So... happy Valentine's day. 346 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,839 Yeah, happy Valentine's day. 347 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,597 Okay.