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So, Phil recruited me
to sell these cards,

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and now I am recruiting you.

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Who is this guy again?
Don't worry about Phil.

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He drives a corvette.
He's doing just fine.

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Okay. Calling cards
are the wave of the future.

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These things sell themselves.
Who uses calling cards anymore?

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You know what?
That's a nice attitude, Ryan.

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I'm just helping you invest
in your future, my friend.

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It sounds like
a get-rich-quick scheme.

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Yes, thank you. You will
get rich quick. We all will.

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Didn't you lose a lot of money
on that other investment,

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that one from the e-mail?

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You know what, Toby? When the
son of the deposed king of Nigeria

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e-mails you directly
asking for help, you help.

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His father ran
the freaking country, okay?

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All right, so raise your hand
if you wanna get rich.

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All right. No.

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How is this not
a pyramid scheme?

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All right,
let me explain, again.

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Michael: Phil has
recruited me and another guy.

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Now we are getting
three people each.

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The more people that get involved,
the more people who are investing,

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the more money we're all gonna
make. It's not a pyramid scheme.

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It is a... it's not even
a scheme, per se. It's...

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I have to go make a call.

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Happy birthday, Michael. What?

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I said, "happy birthday."

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Thank you. That's really nice.

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Today is my b-day.

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And people around here
just go crazy for it.

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I don't know why.

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Oh, fun fact.

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I share my birthday
with Eva longoria.

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So, lhave a perfect icebreaker
if I ever meet Teri hatcher.

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You excited?

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Everybody freaking out?

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Cool. It's gonna be fun.
You're late. Thank you, it's noon.

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But, I forgive you. Because
doth, it is my birthday.

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What's up? Jim: Hi.

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Oh, happybnthday thank you, §n

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Jim: Michael's birthday.

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It's pretty fun to watch,
actually.

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He gets very excited and
then he eats alotofcake.

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And then he runs
around the office.

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And then he has a sugar crash in
the afternoon. And then he falls asleep.

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And that's when
we get our work done.

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Did you hear anything yet? No.

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I'm still waiting.

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Yeah. Yes.

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There he is, the
birthday boy. Oh, god.

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Birthday hug. No, no,
no, no. New suit. Please.

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That suit is amazing.
Thank you very much.

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It is from Italy.

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Actually, Bulgaria. So...

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Maybe I should get one.

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Good luck. One-of-a-kind.

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EBay.

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Question: May I be in charge
of the party planning festivities?

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Not necessary. The party
planning committee is all over it.

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They've been working 24/7,
all day, yesterday.

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Excellent. On my part,
I did manage to reserve the...

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Don't! No. Please. Don't
want to spoil it for anybody.

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Don't spoil the surprise.

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Let's get the party started.
Let's get the party started.

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Not the way I taught you.

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When should we bring
out the cake, 1:00 or 1:30?

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1:00 is good. 1:30.

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I'm sorry, are we boring you?

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Party planning committee,
listen up.

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Michael would like trick
candles for his birthday cake,

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so make that a priority.

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Where do we get those?
Not my problem.

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Here's a list of things that Michael
would like to be surprised by.

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Michael wants a stripper gram?

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Yes, but he doesn't want
to know when or whom.

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No.
This is a closed-door meeting.

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Yeah. Pam: Michael,
I have jan on the line.

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Oh, great, put her through.
Okay.

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Jan: Hello, Michael? Hey, you.

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I'm returning your call.
You said it was urgent.

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It is urgent. I just wanted to call
and wish you a happy birthday.

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Well, today's
not my birthday. So...

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Really?

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'Cause I thought we had
the same birthday.

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Happy birthday, Michael. Thanks.

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Nope. Am I on camera?

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Totally private. You can
say whatever is in your heart.

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You can take a five if you want.

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Somebody brought in donuts
for my birthday.

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Happy birthday. Thanks.

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Man, I'm so sorry.
When do you find out?

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They said this afternoon. They're
waiting on a second opinion.

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Oh, okay.
Second opinion on what?

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I might have skin cancer.
Oh, no.

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I was watching Grey's Anatomy
and there was a lifeguard on it,

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and he had skin cancer, too.

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Kelly, you know what...

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Ineverreahy thought about
death until Princess Diana died.

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That was the saddest
funeral ever.

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That and my sister's.

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Who brought in donuts?
Somebody got donuts for my birthday.

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Happy birthday. You didn't
know it was my birthday?

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I guess I forgot.

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Well, I guess I forgot
to give you a donut.

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Are you serious?

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Skin cancer is treatable. Right.

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It's gonna be okay.

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You don't know it's going to be
okay. Don't give him false hope.

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It's probably nothing though.

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Delivery for Michael Scott.

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Michael: Here we go.

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Okay, this is great.

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Thank you, my friends.
She is perfect.

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Dwight, may I have your chair,
please?

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And some singles if you will?

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All right.

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Okay.

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All right.

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This has arms. Is that
gonna be a... is that all right?

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Sure.

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Okay.

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I'm so nervous.

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I can sign for it. Oh, thanks.

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When I was seven,

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my mother hired
a pony and a cart

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to come to my house
for all the kids.

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And I got a really bad rash
from the pony.

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And all the kids got to ride
the pony and I had to go inside.

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And my mother was rubbing
cream on me for probably three hours

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and I never came outside.

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And by the time I got out, the
pony was already in the truck

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and around the corner.

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So that was my worst birthday.

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Stop it! Stop! What is that?

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It's for the longest time
byvvhhanijoel yeah.

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It's your favorite song.
Yeah, when it's on the radio.

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My birthday blows.

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Nobody even signed
my birthday poster.

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Apparently, my mother is the only one
who cares enough to send me anything.

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I probably care more than she
does. You're making it worse.

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I bet Luke Perry's friends
don't treat him like this.

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When does he hear?
Sometime today.

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Poor Kevin.

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If I knew I had a week to live,
I would probably go to Europe.

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And South America.

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And the Grand Canyon.

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And I would want to see
the pacific ocean.

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Itwould be a pretty busy week.

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That's a list price of $4.50.

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Unfortunately, this item is on back-order.

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Michael! Michael!
Michael! Michael! Michael!

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Come here, come here,
come here, come here.

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What? What? Listen up, everyone.

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It is 11:23 exactly.

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The exact moment when you emerged
from your mother's vaginal canal.

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So, huh?

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Right, have a seat please.
Oh, god.

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There is a tradition
that the hebrews have

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of hoisting the birthday
boy up on a chair. Oh, no.

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So come over and help me
celebrate Michael's birth moment.

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Kewn! Oh, no, no, no!

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I'll do it. Ryan, come on.

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Dwight: Creed. Let's do this.

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Dwight: Come on, Stanley,
let's go!

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I feel like we should go
get Kevin something.

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Do you think we can
sneak out of here? Maybe,

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but we're gonna need somebody
to create a diversion and...

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Dwight: On three, we're gonna
hoist away. Ready?

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Okay. Happybndnnoment
Michael. Thank you.

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One! Two! Three!

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Whoa, whoa! Cut... all
right, all right, watch it please.

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Dwight: Oscar. It wasn't me.

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Okay, that is not an 8-foot sub.

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We don't make an 8-foot sub.
This is eight 1-foot subs.

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All right, what's the damage?
$39.60.

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$39.

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Sixty.

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Why tip someone for a job
I'm capable of doing myself?

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I can deliver food,
I can drive a taxi,

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I can and do cut my own hair.

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I did, however,
tip my urologist.

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Because I am unable to
pulverize my own kidney stones.

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Here they come. Get in here.

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Come and get it. Everybody,
birthday party subs.

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My gift to you.
Oscar: What is this?

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Baloney, tomato and ketchup.
The best.

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These are all the same. Yes.

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Baloney? I don't eat baloney.

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Well, then just have the tomato
and ketchup. It's still good.

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Just the bread.
It's fresh-baked. No.

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Okay.

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Get whatever you want.
And choke on it.

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When I was 16,

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I was supposed
to go out on a date

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with a girl named Julie.

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But there was another Michael
in the class

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that she apparently thought
the date was with.

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So she went out with him
on my birthday.

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And she got him a cake
at the restaurant,

200
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and itwasn't even his birthday.

201
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But I heard about it
the next day in school.

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So, that was the worst
birthday I think I ever had.

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So, we got kev some stuff.

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Party pack of M&M's,
his favorite candy.

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A DVD of American pie 2,
which is his favorite movie.

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And he lent it to creed,

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so I can guarantee you
he won't get that back.

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Sixty-nine cup of noodles.

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Which we realize sounds crass,
but it is his favorite number.

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And his favorite lunch.

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Hey, temp, you know we still
got five feet of sandwich left.

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00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,434
Someone ate three feet
ofthatflflng? Hell, yeah.

213
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,354
Saveroom for ice
cream cake. Thank you.

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00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,521
Wait. Oh, I got it.

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00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,482
Itsthe party planning committee.

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This is the most
important day of the year.

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I can't risk anything.

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Fine.

219
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,034
What about that meeting later

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00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,745
to discuss finances?

221
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,164
Yes.

222
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But don't expect any cookie.

223
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,836
Butwhat if I'm hungry?

224
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No cookie.

225
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,316
What?

226
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,902
You use fabric softener?
Yeah. You don't?

227
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,279
No, I do.

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Okay.

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All: Happy birthday

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dear Michael

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Happy birthday

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to you

233
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hello. Hey.

234
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,718
Kevin, respect
the birthday, please?

235
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,053
No. No, not yet.

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I will. Goodbye.

237
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It was just Daisy.
Michael: Are you done?

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Good.

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Okay. I'm gonna...
Here we go. Make a wish.

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Blow out the candles. Okay.

241
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,237
Yeah!

242
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,450
I asked for trick candles.

243
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,452
Pam was supposed to
get them. Sorry. Okay. Well,

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when she comes back
we'll do it again.

245
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,916
Hello? What about
the birthday boy?

246
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,169
Haven't had a hug all day.

247
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,755
No one cares
about your birthday.

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Kevin's waiting to hear
if he has skin cancer.

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00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,310
Oh, that sucks! Great.

250
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,899
Wow, that's good timing.

251
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,817
Thats_.

252
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,570
Sorry, that's terrible.
Terrible news.

253
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:26,240
That's terrible news
for both of us.

254
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,960
We should probably head back.
Yeah, okay.

255
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,630
Oh, I dare you
to make an announcement.

256
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,965
You dare me? How old are you?

257
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,134
Justquit stalling.

258
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,056
Luke, this is your father.

259
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,726
Come set the table for dinner.

260
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,895
Such a dork.

261
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,817
Jim Halpert, price check
on fabric softener.

262
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,045
The kind with the cute...
Ma'am, please don't touch that.

263
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,238
That is not a toy.
Oh, I'm sorry.

264
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,657
Sorry.

265
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,327
How old are you? I hate you.

266
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,622
Honestly, is there any way you
can get on your fiancée's plan?

267
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,749
Our health plan is terrible.

268
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,960
Here you are. Good news.
Did some research.

269
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:23,339
It turns out that 98% of people
with skin cancer fully recover.

270
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,049
It's still scary.

271
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,468
Yeah, but it's not brain cancer,

272
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,096
and it shouldn't stop us
from having fun.

273
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,181
You know what they say
the best medicine is?

274
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,185
Well the doctor said a combination
of interferon and dacarbazine.

275
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,813
And laughter also.

276
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,275
I don't really think people
are in the laughing mood.

277
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,485
Why are you here?

278
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,487
I didn't even invite you
to my birthday party.

279
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,781
I work here. "I work here."

280
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,635
All right. Well, you know what? Since
Toby doesn't speak for everybody,

281
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,912
and I am your boss, I think
you should just go home.

282
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,373
Take the rest of the
afternoon off. Take a sick day.

283
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,334
If I go home now,
I'll just drive myself crazy.

284
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,337
Well, you're pretty much
driving everybody else here crazy.

285
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,050
Crazy with worry.

286
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,244
Where have you been?

287
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,431
And don't say the bathroom,
because I kicked in all the stalls.

288
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,416
Well, that's an invasion of
privacy, so I'm gonna tell Michael.

289
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,001
Please, don't.

290
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,253
You owe me.

291
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,255
Excuse me, everyone.

292
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,382
Attention, please.

293
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,386
Kevin, we're gonna take you
to a very special place,

294
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,931
a place that will
make you happy,

295
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,142
and a place that is far,
far away from the evil sun.

296
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,563
Is this trip in any way
related to your birthday?

297
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,274
How dare you, sir.
You are gross.

298
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,819
That should not be there.

299
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,256
I'll get someone to take it down.
No, it's all right. It's already up.

300
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,657
Just leave it. Where's Kevin?

301
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,951
Come on, let's get our skate on!

302
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,705
Don't be scared. You're
good. You're good.

303
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,505
Jim: Iwanna go...

304
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,632
Think you can let go?

305
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,635
Okay.

306
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,428
Yeah! Who's that?

307
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,972
Was that Michael?

308
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,808
Yeah, I've been pretty much
skating my whole life.

309
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,770
I thought about playing in the
NHL, but you're on the road so much.

310
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,523
You get no time to spend
with your wife and kids.

311
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,733
And I really want
a wife and kids.

312
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,574
I got it.

313
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,869
Hey, Pam.
All the stuff with Kevin

314
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,871
is pretty scary.

315
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,583
And I'm thinking that next
time you're in the shower,

316
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,711
you should check yourself out.
You know, give yourself an exam.

317
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,088
Those things
are like ticking time-bags.

318
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,465
All right? Think about it.

319
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,137
It's something to think about.

320
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,472
I just can't relax about it,
you know? Michael: Kevin!

321
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,642
You heard anything yet?
No, not yet.

322
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,561
Okay. Well, live strong.

323
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,854
Okay, Michael. All right.

324
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,355
Carol: Michael? Yeah.

325
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,940
Yeah. Carol?

326
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,067
She sold me my condo.

327
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,987
Hey, what, is this place
on the market or...

328
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,407
No, I don't just
sell real estate.

329
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,117
My daughter has
a skating lesson.

330
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,952
Oh, these all your kids?

331
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,704
No, just the front two.

332
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,414
Oh. Hey, guys. What's up?

333
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,583
You wanna go for a ride?
Isthatokay?

334
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,627
Sure. Cool. All right, grab on.

335
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,838
Here we go. You ready?
Hang on tight.

336
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,341
All right. We are moving.

337
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:56,302
We are really moving now!

338
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,060
Michael:
Push. Good, that's great. You got it.

339
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,145
Excuse me.

340
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,607
Hello?

341
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,109
Yeah, okay.

342
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,820
All right.

343
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,199
Okay, I will. Thanks.

344
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,786
It's negative.

345
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:24,955
Oh, god!

346
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,923
We're gonna beat this, okay?
We're gonna...

347
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,591
Come here.

348
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:40,388
Well, apparently,
in the medicine community,

349
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,931
"negative" means "good,"

350
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,183
which makes absolutely no sense.

351
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,894
In the real world community

352
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,772
that would be chaos.

353
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,192
This is awesome.

354
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,778
Thanks, you guys.

355
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,489
Okay, who is this from?

356
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,912
Wowee, look at that Jersey!

357
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,706
Cool. Turn it around.
Turn it around.

358
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,957
Show it.

359
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,625
Great.

360
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,254
"From Dwight. Number one." Thank
you, Dwight. That's great. Thanks.

361
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,338
Michael. Yeah.

362
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,883
This is from all of us. Oh,
you didn't need to do that.

363
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,971
Night swept.

364
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,099
This is really amazing.
Thank you.

365
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,892
I love it.

366
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,937
Michael's birthday
was actually pretty cool.

367
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,273
It was a good day.

368
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,191
I don't know.

369
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,235
It was a good day.