1 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:06,757 Michael: Tonight the Scranton business park is having casino night 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,509 and we are converting our warehouse 3 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,636 into a full-blown gambling hall. 4 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,721 And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,473 but it's for charity. 6 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,726 And I consider myself a great philanderer. 7 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,020 It's just... it's nice to know, at the end of the day, 8 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,563 I can look in the mirror and say, 9 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:25,651 "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo 10 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,487 "has a belly full of rice this evening." 11 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,406 Makes you feel good. 12 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,294 Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two? 13 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,047 I would never, ever serve you. 14 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,633 Not in a million, billion years. 15 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,343 It's a nice tux. 16 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,012 I know. It belonged to my grandfather. 17 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:57,182 He was buried in it, so family heirloom. 18 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,188 So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? 19 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,107 That's lame. Come on, it'll be fun, 20 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,567 and besides, I'm a roulette expert. 21 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,486 Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, 22 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,363 it is a game of chance. 23 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,007 I can always kind of win at roulette. 24 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,116 Oh, really? 25 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,200 Mmm-hmm. 26 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,202 Yeah. How would you do that? 27 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,288 Mind control. 28 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,914 You can't be serious. 29 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,001 Are you serious? 30 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,462 Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, 31 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,507 I could sort of control things with my mind. 32 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,926 I don't believe you. Continue. 33 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,469 It was just little things, you know, 34 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,846 like I could make something shake 35 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,448 or I could make a marble fall off the counter. 36 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,266 You know, just little things. 37 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,687 That's ridiculous. You know what? 38 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,232 Why don't you move that coat rack? 39 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,650 Excuse me, everyone! 40 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,861 Attention in the office, please. 41 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,655 Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers 42 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,699 and he needs absolute silence. 43 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,492 Go ahead. 44 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,578 Okay, I'll try. 45 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:28,857 Oh, my god. 46 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,941 Itry not to think of it as lagging behind. 47 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,610 It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing. Jan: Yeah, but... 48 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,112 Well, the fact of the matter is 49 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,795 that your branch is currently number four 50 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,448 of the five branches that I oversee. 51 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,991 Top 80%I 52 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,993 Michael? Yeah? 53 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,162 You know that I'm very serious here. 54 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,958 Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Baml 55 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,334 what? 56 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:32,421 Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, 57 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:35,173 not that I have you or have ever had you, 58 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,008 but we're having our casino night tonight 59 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,137 and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here. 60 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,014 I thought that you were their fearless leader. 61 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:47,894 I am, but you are the Eva peron to my Cesar Chavez. 62 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,898 I think you can handle it. 63 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,668 Oh, come on. Come on. I think so, Michael... 64 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:54,943 You know, it'd be fun. 65 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,904 I can hear it in your voice. You need a break. 66 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,533 Goodbye, Michael. 67 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,119 Jan and I understand each other. 68 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,402 The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, 69 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,165 but we've remained good friends. 70 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,292 Good friends with privileges. 71 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,210 Not now, some day. 72 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,421 Okay, everybody. 73 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,424 Tonight's event is to benefit the boy scouts ofamerica. 74 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,426 Again. We do that every year. 75 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,719 Well, they need our money. 76 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,721 They don't have cookies like the girl scouts. 77 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,599 It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering. 78 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,893 Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, 79 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,270 then you should concentrate on winning. 80 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:35,025 Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count 81 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:39,404 will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. 82 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,406 And they will get a mini-fridge, 83 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,991 compliments of Vance refrigeration. 84 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,117 Dwight: Yes. So, 85 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,702 get your charities in to Pam. 86 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,371 I, for example, am playing for comic relief. 87 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,540 That doesn't exist anymore. 88 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,668 Comedy's very much alive, as are homeless people. 89 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,171 No, they stopped making that show. 90 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,007 Well, then, they need our money more than ever. 91 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,843 You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization. 92 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,387 There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. 93 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,431 Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. 94 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,391 I'll probably give the money to them. 95 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,560 Something with animals. 96 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,771 Or people. 97 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,775 Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. 98 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,903 And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. 99 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,905 I know he didn't do it. 100 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,325 Maybe he did it. 101 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,370 We are giving money that has been gambled. 102 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,164 Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, 103 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,083 and donate that money to charity? 104 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,627 Oh, and another fun thing. 105 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,212 We, at the end of the night, 106 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,797 are going to give the check 107 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,383 to an actual group of boy scouts. 108 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,551 Right, Toby? We're gonna... 109 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,303 Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children 110 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:49,057 since it's... you know, there's gambling and alcohol, 111 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,393 and it's in our dangerous warehouse 112 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,936 and it's a school night... 113 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,816 And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? 114 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,151 Should I keep going? 115 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,823 Why are you the way that you are? 116 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:09,035 Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, 117 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,913 you make it not that way. 118 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,583 I hate 119 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,962 so much about the things that you choose to be. 120 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:21,882 Okay, you know what? 121 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:26,511 I will not donate my winnings to comic relief, 122 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,096 since apparently it doesn't exist. 123 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:31,600 I am going to donate to afghanistanis with aids. 124 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,185 I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan. 125 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,938 No, I mean afghanistanis with aids. 126 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,273 Afghani. 127 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,066 What? Afghani. 128 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,485 That's a dog. No, that's Afghan. 129 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,570 That's a shawl. 130 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,988 Wait, canine aids? No. 131 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,823 Humans with aids. Who has aids? 132 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,617 Guys, the afghanistananies. 133 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,411 Okay, you know what? No. No. 134 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,997 Aids is not funny. 135 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,124 Believe me, I have tried. 136 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:59,252 There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, 137 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:02,839 jfk, aids, the holocaust. 138 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,842 The Lincoln assassination just recently became funny. 139 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,135 I need to see this play 140 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,220 like I need a hole in the head. 141 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,974 And I hope to someday live in a world 142 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,144 where a person could tell a hilarious aids joke. 143 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,104 It's one of my dreams. 144 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,274 What are you doing? Oh, nothing. 145 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,861 "Till death do us rock." 146 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,322 They're wedding bands. Oh. 147 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,740 Roy was supposed to pick the band, 148 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,368 but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now. 149 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,577 Wait, wait, where you going? 150 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,621 I mean, even if you don't hire a band, 151 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,623 you still have to watch the bands. 152 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,752 Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. 153 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,837 I have great respect for that. 154 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,674 And, yes, they're all probably very bad 155 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:49,052 and that will make me feel better about not having dreams. 156 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,054 There's a kiss cover band in here. 157 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,472 Let's do it. 158 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,350 I'm pretty happy these days. 159 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:59,688 I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work. 160 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,650 Why did I talk to jan about transferring? 161 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,236 Well, you know. 162 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,531 I have no future here. 163 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,035 I have already put down the deposit. 164 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,287 Do you understand how a deposit works? 165 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,749 Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse. 166 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,127 It's casino night like Las Vegas. 167 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,604 There are fire-eaters all over the place. 168 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,671 Except my warehouse. 169 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,256 Well, actually, it's my warehouse. 170 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,299 Actually, it's owned by beakman properties, 171 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,428 and dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease. 172 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,179 Why are you here? 173 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,349 When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection. 174 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,184 Not. 175 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,478 I said, not that. 176 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,941 We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen. 177 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,901 That's ironic. What? 178 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,987 That you are afraid. 179 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,865 Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood? 180 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,075 Dinkin flicka. 181 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,953 Dinkin flicka. 182 00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:00,123 I taught Mike some phrases 183 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,001 to help with his interracial conversations. 184 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,712 You know, stuff like, "fleece it out." 185 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,465 "Going mach five." "Dinkin flicka." 186 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,718 You know, things us negroes say. 187 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,386 Give me some. 188 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,727 Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too. 189 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,583 Jim: Wow. 190 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,810 I don't know how you're gonna decide. 191 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,711 They are all extremely good. 192 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,088 I think I should hire them all. 193 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,506 Do like lollapalooza. Yes. 194 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,049 Have three stages, yeah. 195 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,801 Your mom would love that. 196 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,135 She would. 197 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,846 Oh, this band is called scrantonicity. Oh. 198 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,931 Let's take a look. 199 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,601 Nice. Oh, wait. 200 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,311 That's Kevin. 201 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,729 On the drums. What? 202 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,893 On the drums! On the drums! 203 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,316 Oh, my god, that's Kevin! 204 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,068 Great song, kev. 205 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,739 Oh, my god, he's the drummer and the singer. 206 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,450 We really don't do a lot of weddings. 207 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,912 We actually don't play in public very often. 208 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,916 We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. 209 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,503 This could be a turning point for the band. 210 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,256 Wow. Oh! Oh, my... 211 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,134 Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. 212 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,969 That is amazing. 213 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,096 Okay, we have to sign him. 214 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,573 I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna... no! No! 215 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,908 No, Pam, you're gonna loose him to another wedding. 216 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:41,972 No, come back! No, no, no! 217 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,017 Kev! 218 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,519 Jim is great. 219 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:48,398 Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding. 220 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,278 Yes? Michael, Carol stills for you. 221 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,572 Who? Carol stills. 222 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,199 Do I know a Carol stills? Your realtor. 223 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,285 Oh, yeah, put her through. 224 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:04,664 Hey, Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good? 225 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,166 It's still me. 226 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,685 Sometimes I don't put Michael through 227 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,711 until he's already said something. 228 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,505 I look at it as a practice run for him. 229 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,799 He usually does better on the second attempt. 230 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,218 Carol, you're on with Michael. 231 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,762 Hello, Michael? Hi, Carol. How you doing? 232 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,308 I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance. 233 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,351 Oh, hey, no problemo. 234 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,853 Incidentally, I love the place. 235 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,062 Oh, great. Great. 236 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,231 It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. 237 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,858 At Christmas, the tree helped. 238 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,526 Oh, good, I'm glad. 239 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,737 Can I drop it over later? 240 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,616 Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing 241 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,618 in our warehouse, casino night. 242 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,120 Oh, great. Yeah, it'll be good. 243 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,706 You know what? Why don't you come by? 244 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,249 Bring the papers, I'll sign them 245 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,251 and then you can stay and have a drink. 246 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,961 To the casino thing? Yeah. 247 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,172 It'll be fun. What do you... 248 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,256 What do you... what? 249 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,467 Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? 250 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,636 Yes? Pam: Michael, jan's on line two. 251 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,596 Okay, put her through. 252 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,600 Jan Levinson, I presume? 253 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,477 It's still me. 254 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,271 Jan, here's Michael. 255 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,148 Michael? Hey, jan. How you doing? 256 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,984 You know, I... I thought about it 257 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,070 and you are right. 258 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,614 I am? I could use a little fun. 259 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,533 So, I am going to drive up for your casino night. 260 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,410 Oh, okay. 261 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,789 Incidentally, what is the charity? Aids. 262 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,168 Okay, then. I will see you tonight. 263 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,212 Okay, sounds great. 264 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,047 B ye-bye. Bye. 265 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:40,218 Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. 266 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,220 I just.. Nopmmemo 267 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,972 right. 268 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,975 Toansweryourquesfion yeah? 269 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,101 Yes. 270 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,061 What? I'd love to go. 271 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,229 Okay. 272 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,374 I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem. 273 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,649 Problem. Good. 274 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,568 And I'll bring the papers, too. Good. All right. 275 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,321 Sounds great. I'll see you tonight. 276 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,698 Bye. 277 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,163 Two queens on casino night. 278 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,167 I am going to drop a deuce on everybody. 279 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,386 Oh, my god! Yeah! 280 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,974 Roy: That's great. 281 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,142 Hey, hey. Hi. 282 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,226 Hey, Carol. Hi. 283 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,937 You look great. Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. 284 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,523 It looks so great in here. Oh, well... kiss. 285 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,237 That's how we do it in the paper biz. 286 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,948 It's European and... yes? 287 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,366 Dwight. 288 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,330 Code name re/max is here. 289 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,999 No sign of Ian jevinson. 290 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,170 I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. 291 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,630 He's got two dates tonight. 292 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,926 My job is to keep jan away from Carol and vice versa. 293 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,971 Michael said, "we must deceive them, 294 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:11,559 "so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them." 295 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,646 Can I get you a drink? 296 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,940 The food is from Hooters. 297 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,859 Drink would be good. Okay. 298 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,114 Oh, I steal things all the time. 299 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,908 It's just something I do. 300 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,826 I stopped caring a longtime ago. 301 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,661 You should see how many supplies 302 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,372 I've taken from this place. 303 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,166 Honestly, I love stealing things. 304 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,044 I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything? 305 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,046 No, I'm fine. Thanks, sweetheart. Okay. 306 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,885 Billy, your nurse is hot. 307 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,970 That's my girlfriend. 308 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,723 Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet. 309 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:54,519 She was never my nurse. I met her at chili's. She was my waitress. 310 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,605 Chili's is great. 311 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,077 And welcome to monte Carlo! 312 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,246 Dwight. 313 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,624 I am no longer your boss. 314 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,502 Lady fortune is your boss. 315 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,087 Will lady fortune give me a raise? 316 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,547 Shut it, shut it, shut it. 317 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,841 Will lady fortune be your mistress? 318 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,970 Only time will tell, my friends. 319 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:34,016 Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. 320 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,728 Old friends, new lovers, 321 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:42,275 and the disabled, welcome, all. 322 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,277 Great, okay. 323 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,613 Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started. 324 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,240 Black-eyed crows. 325 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,243 Okay, the game is no-limit Texas hold'em. 326 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,036 Good luck, everybody. 327 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,543 That's at least four red chips to you, sir. 328 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,549 All-in. 329 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,928 Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, 330 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,723 because I'm not very good at bluffing. 331 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,933 Did you believe me? 332 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,228 I'll call. 333 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,564 What are... 334 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,775 That's insane. I have good cards. 335 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,820 Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, 336 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,406 so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? 337 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,575 So, don't be stupid. Just take it back. 338 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,578 No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever. 339 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,038 Flip them. 340 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,669 You really screwed that up. 341 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,672 Wow. 342 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,258 I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. 343 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,470 It felt really good to take money from Michael. 344 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,431 Gonna chase that feeling. 345 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,850 He asked the man a question. 346 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,853 Dwight: Lexpect to do very well tonight. 347 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,648 I have an acute ability to read people. 348 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,484 Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. 349 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,862 When he gets a good hand, he coughs. 350 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,741 I will raise. 351 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,832 Thanks. 352 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,920 It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds. 353 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,049 Wow, bad luck. Yeah, whatever. 354 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,552 Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, 355 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,137 I would always be winning. 356 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,598 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 357 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,475 Michael? 358 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,851 Jan. Hi. 359 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,771 Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, 360 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,482 and it has always been my understanding 361 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,568 that we have an open relationship. 362 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,944 What are you... just... 363 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,404 Wait, what're you talking about? 364 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,406 What does that mean? 365 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,034 After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come 366 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,704 and I don't think that I did anything wrong. 367 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,791 No, you didn't. Hi, I'm jan. 368 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,668 I'm Michael's boss. Carol: Hi, hi. 369 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,796 Does anyone want a drink? No, I'm good. 370 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,006 Okay. 371 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,848 Hey, hey. Hey. What... 372 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,225 Jan's here. 373 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,832 Give me the dice. Kevin: Come on, Dwight. 374 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,441 Let's go. Billy: It's all on you, baby. 375 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,525 Let's go. 376 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,652 Good evening, Dwight. What is this? 377 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,863 Evening, Angela. This is craps. 378 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,948 I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins. 379 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,325 Man: Yes. Then roll an eight. 380 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,451 All right. 381 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,412 Thank you, Angela. Good luck, Dwight. 382 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,166 Yeah! Yeah! 383 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,628 That's good stuff. 384 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,380 Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. 385 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,275 Kevin: Let's go. Oscar: Let it ride. Let it all ride. 386 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,425 Give me the dice! 387 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,226 Yeah, right. 388 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,479 "Yeah, right," what? What was this? 389 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,650 I have good cards. Really? 390 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,152 And I'm gonna take you all-in. Wow. 391 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,531 I think you're bluffing. 392 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,211 Yeah, I think she's full of it. 393 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,050 Straight. Oh. 394 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,677 Three nines. Kevin: Pam. 395 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,554 Kevin: Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen. 396 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,973 Thank you very much. It was fun. 397 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,185 Cosmopolitan, please. 398 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,979 Can I get a red wine? 399 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,192 So, two hours? That's a long drive. 400 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,903 Well, it's part of the job, you know? 401 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,155 Keep an eye on things. So... 402 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,157 Why not? 403 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,999 So, how long have you and Michael been... 404 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,338 Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. 405 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,925 I guess. Casino night in the warehouse. 406 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,385 Good sport. 407 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,430 Well, I'm having a nice time. Oh, me, too. 408 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,557 Me, too. 409 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,482 One beer and one seven and seven 410 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,710 with eight maraschino cherries, 411 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,278 sugar on the rim, blended if you can. 412 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,365 So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly? 413 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,746 Michael: All right! The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four! 414 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,123 Dwight: Come on, shooter! Four! 415 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,791 Shooter! Blow. 416 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,127 Blow for luck! Yeah! Shooter! 417 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,213 Also, you. Not playing favorites. 418 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,048 All right, here we go! 419 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,633 All right. Yeah! 420 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,719 Five. So close. 421 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,012 Well... so close. 422 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,096 Come on. 423 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,098 So, where you staying? Radisson? 424 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,433 What? Super8? 425 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,310 No, I... motel 6? Best western? 426 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,520 Idmnt_.ldontknoml_ hohdaylnn? 427 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,355 The Hyatt in wilkes-barre? 428 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,941 You staying with Michael? All right! 429 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:25,701 I won the 2002 $2,500 no-limit deuce-to-seven-draw tournament 430 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,496 at the world series of poker in Vegas. 431 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,206 So, yeah_. 432 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,707 I'm pretty good at poker. 433 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,712 All-in. 434 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,255 Okay, let's do it. 435 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,965 Good luck, honey. Oh, thank you, Bobby. 436 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,885 But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play. 437 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,346 Three queens. Nice, very nice. 438 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,598 I have an ace. No, that's a flush. 439 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,849 Oh, man! 440 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,143 Oh, I have a flush! Yes! 441 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,604 Look, iwon. Look, I have all the clovers. 442 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,022 You wanna play again? 443 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,649 I suck. 444 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,986 She took you down, huh? 445 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,447 I do not want to talk about it. 446 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,408 Hey, I saw your tape. 447 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,370 Your band, scrantonicity? You guys rock. 448 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,454 Yeah? 449 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,165 Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding? 450 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,836 Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay? 451 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,797 Whatever. I'm in charge of the music. 452 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,424 Dude, you will not be sorry. 453 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,343 Sweet. 454 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,554 All right. All right. 455 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,731 Smoke? No, thanks. 456 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,235 You having fun? 457 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,446 Fabulous time. 458 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,619 I drove two and half hours to get here. 459 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,832 Yeah, we all really... left work early, drove down here. 460 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,668 And I am completely underdressed. 461 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,504 Well, I think you look great. 462 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,633 Why did I hook up with Michael? 463 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,138 Yeah, why did you? 464 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,057 It was very late, Jim. Very... 465 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,643 Very late and... 466 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,898 Have you given any more thought to the transfer? 467 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,649 Oh, yeah. 468 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,817 Good. 469 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,905 Have you told anyone? 470 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,199 No. Well, you should. 471 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,959 Excuse me. 472 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,461 Big moment. 473 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:43,172 The evening's chip leader 474 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,051 and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator 475 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,845 courtesy of Vance refrigeration, 476 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,598 creed Bratton, dunder Mifflin. 477 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,439 Thanks. Lnever owned a refrigerator. 478 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,488 Sorry, babe. I am just beat. 479 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,572 It's okay. 480 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,240 I'll see you at home. Okay. 481 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,284 Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right? 482 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,787 Okay. If you still want a honeymoon. 483 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:17,957 Hey, Halpert. 484 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,709 Keep an eye on her, all right? Okay, will do. 485 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,378 See you. Bye! 486 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,632 Hey. Hey, how's it going? 487 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:30,135 Good, especially after I took all your money in poker. 488 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,470 Yeah. 489 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,308 Hey, can I talk to you about something? 490 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,203 About when you want to give me more of your money? 491 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,496 No, I... Did you wanna do that now? 492 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,021 We can go inside. 493 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,065 I'm feeling kind of good tonight. 494 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,608 I was just... 495 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,197 I'm in love with you. 496 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:51,699 What? 497 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,577 I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, 498 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,414 but I needed you to hear it. 499 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:04,211 Probably not good timing, I know that. I just... 500 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,005 What are you doing? 501 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,802 What do you expect me to say to that? 502 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,472 I just needed you to know. 503 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,766 Once. 504 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,603 Well, I... 505 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,819 I can't. 506 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,279 Yeah. 507 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,867 You have no idea... Don't do that. 508 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,536 What your friendship means to me. 509 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,039 Come on. I don't wanna do that. 510 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,499 I wanna be more than that. 511 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,710 I can't. 512 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,506 I'm really sorry 513 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,052 if you misinterpreted things. 514 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,765 It's probably my fault. 515 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,143 Not your fault. 516 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,772 I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. 517 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,199 Hey. 518 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,076 Hhleawng. Hey, okay. 519 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,512 So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. 520 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,996 You did the company proud. Thank you. 521 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,540 And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. 522 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,125 So, thanks. Okay. Thanks for coming. 523 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,289 Nice to meet you. You, too. 524 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,504 And you guys have a good time together. Okay. 525 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,963 Talk to you Monday. Yeah. 526 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,632 Goodbye. Good night. 527 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,468 She's a good boss. 528 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,221 She seems really nice. Oh, she's great. 529 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,223 Love triangle. Drama. 530 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,475 All worked out in the end, though. 531 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,519 The hero got the girl. 532 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,771 Who saw that coming? I did. 533 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,815 And jan was really happy for me. 534 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,817 So, actually, the hero got two girls. 535 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,318 He got the girl that he works with 536 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,530 and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. 537 00:26:55,948 --> 00:27:00,160 So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. 538 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,538 Life is good. 539 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,708 About 10 minutes ago. 540 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,504 No, I didn't know what to say. 541 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,756 Yes, I know. 542 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,137 I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. 543 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,015 Yeah, he's great. 544 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,478 Yeah, I think I am. 545 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,357 I have to go. I will. 546 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,528 Listen, Jim...