1 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,349 Ryan: Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. 2 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,476 I got Jim's old job, 3 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,245 which means at my 10-year high school reunion, 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,730 itwill not say, "Ryan Howard is a temp." 5 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,775 It will say, "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,902 "at a mid-range paper supply firm." 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,947 That'll show them. 8 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:51,218 You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that. 9 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,720 Me, too. 10 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,392 Ithinkwe'rejustdrunk. 11 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,644 No, I'm not drunk. 12 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,397 Are you drunk? 13 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:06,984 Jim. 14 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,864 You're really going to marry him? 15 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,035 Okay. 16 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,336 Jim is gone. 17 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,923 He's gone. I miss him so much. 18 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:33,802 I cry myself to sleep. Jim. 19 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,305 False. I do not miss him. 20 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,756 No. That is the fun of this place. 21 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,717 I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive? 22 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,446 Okay. I think Oscar would just like it if you used lame or something like that. 23 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,013 That's what faggy means. 24 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,640 No, not really. 25 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,476 Apparently you called Oscar faggy. 26 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,560 Yeah. 27 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,730 For liking the movie Shakespeare in love more than an action movie. 28 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,107 It wasn'tjust an action movie, it was die hard. 29 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,318 All right, Michael, but Oscar's really gay. 30 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,986 Exactly. I mean for real. 31 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,196 Yeah, I know. 32 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,073 No. He's attracted to other men. 33 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,117 Okay. Little too far. Crossed the line. 34 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,078 Okay. I am telling you, 35 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,747 Oscar is an actual homosexual. 36 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,585 Yeah. He told me this morning. 37 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:52,005 And obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion. 38 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,224 I would have never called him that if I knew. 39 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:59,054 You don't call retarded people retards. 40 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,639 It's bad taste. 41 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:04,434 You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. 42 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,104 And I consider Oscar a friend. 43 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,400 Listen, man, I am so sorry. I had no idea. 44 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,860 No. No. Oh, it's fine. It's okay. It's okay. 45 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:17,447 It's okay. No, it's not. I just... I feel terrible about it. 46 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:21,660 I have been calling people faggy since I was in junior high, 47 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,079 and I have never made this mistake. 48 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,331 If I don't know how to behave, 49 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:30,836 it is because I am just so far the opposite way. 50 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,295 You know? I'm just... 51 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:36,675 I... ican't even imagine the thing... 52 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:41,722 Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me 53 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,266 how you do that to another dude. 54 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,730 That sounds like a great, wonderful idea. Let's do that. 55 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,834 It explains so much. 56 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,504 No. I'm not gay. 57 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:19,676 And I don't understand why anyone would think that I'm gay if... 58 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,687 Yeah, I'm gay. 59 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,277 I can't say whether dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, 60 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,947 but I can assure you that it is certainly not more flammable. 61 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,908 Jim: Why did I transfer to stamford? 62 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,786 I think that's pretty obvious. 63 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,414 I got promoted. 64 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,875 And you can't beat that view, right? 65 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,087 Hey, big tuna, you're single, right? 66 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,964 Yeah, I am. 67 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,426 Pretty hot, huh? 68 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,681 She's completely crazy. 69 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,019 Steer clear, big tuna. 70 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,355 Head for open waters. 71 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,942 Okay. Okay. 72 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:24,616 Jim: I ate a tuna sandwich on my first day, so Andy started calling me big tuna. 73 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,538 I don't think any of them actually know my real name. 74 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,582 Big tuna is a super ambitious guy, 75 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,644 you know, cut your throat to get ahead type of guy. 76 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,712 But, I mean, I'm not threatened by him. 77 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:41,550 I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it? 78 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,718 I graduated in four years, I never studied once, 79 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,595 I was drunk the whole time 80 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:50,559 and I sang in the a cappella group here comes treble. 81 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:55,772 So, end of day, we are going to have a little diversity policy freshener, 82 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,775 because of some more problems at the Scranton branch. 83 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,863 And I have a list of business start-ups I got from the chamber. 84 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,866 Yes. I am going to need someone to cold call them. 85 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,701 Oh, I can do that. 86 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,120 Karen: Jim's nice enough. 87 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,164 I don't know how well he's fitting in here. 88 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:18,086 He's always looking at the camera, like this. 89 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:20,839 What is that? 90 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,717 Can you tell who's gay and who is not? Of course. 91 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,510 What about Oscar? 92 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:29,097 Absolutely not. Well, he is. 93 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,476 Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so... 94 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,646 There could be others. 95 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,816 I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else. 96 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:44,237 You could assume everyone is and not say anything offensive. 97 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,488 Yeah. 98 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:49,576 I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay. 99 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,371 Hey, what about Angela? 100 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,499 She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman. 101 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,753 I really don't think so. I don't know. 102 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:03,798 I can imagine her with another woman, can't you? 103 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,969 Do some research. 104 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,389 Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them. 105 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,643 Jim told me you could buy gaydaronhne. 106 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,520 That's ridiculous. Yeah. Probably. 107 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,648 He didn't tell the truth a lot. 108 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,735 Let's call him and get the website. Definitely. 109 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,487 What's gaydar? 110 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:29,699 Oh, oh, gaydar, yes! No, I think they have it at sharper image. 111 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,243 Oh, you know what? I can check for you. 112 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,453 No problem. 113 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,334 It's sold out. 114 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,671 Yeah. Sorry about that. That's a bummer. 115 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,632 They're sold out. Damn. 116 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,301 I'll try brookstone. 117 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,891 I miss that. 118 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,320 Chicken or fish? 119 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,698 Chicken. 120 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:16,371 So, you having a good day? Excellent. Thanks. 121 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,957 Good. I'm glad. 122 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,419 Okay. 123 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,009 Pam: Yeah, I didn't go through with the wedding. 124 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,511 I got cold feet a few days before, 125 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,596 and I can't really explain it. 126 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,932 I just had to get out of that relationship. 127 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,103 We still had to pay for all the food, so we froze it. 128 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,106 But I'm doing well. 129 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:47,318 I have my own apartment and I'm taking art classes. 130 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,572 And I have lunch for the next five weeks. 131 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,366 After Pam dumped me, 132 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:57,662 I kind of stopped taking care of myself for a while there, 133 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,207 and I hit bottom when I had a drunk driving arrest. 134 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,796 Yeah, I've been working out and, you know, 135 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,758 I'm not going to take her for granted. 136 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,765 I got to win her back. 137 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,392 I got them a toaster. 138 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,937 They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. 139 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,690 I tried to return the toaster to the store and they said 140 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,942 they no longer sold that kind of toaster. 141 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,237 So now my house has got two toasters. 142 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:40,830 It is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you. 143 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,709 Yes, I am super cool. 144 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,544 I am an accountant 145 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:50,715 at a failing paper supply company in Scranton. 146 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,927 Much like sir Ian mckellen. 147 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,935 Angela: Sure, sometimes I watch will & grace and I want to throw up. 148 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,145 It's terribly loud. 149 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,775 I do like it sometimes when Harry connick Jr. is on. 150 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,486 He's so talented. 151 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,295 Okay, 152 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,714 who put my calculator in jell-o? 153 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,387 Good one. 154 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:42,016 But, seriously, guys, who did this? 155 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,982 Seriously, guys. Who did this? 156 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,945 I need to know who put my calculator in jell-o 157 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:57,115 or I'm going to lose my freaking mind! 158 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,311 You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, 159 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,631 you can be so obtuse about sexual orientation. 160 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,843 Iwatch the I word, okay? Jan: Good. Good. 161 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,137 (Bleeping) Iwatch queer as... so... 162 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,638 That's not what it's called. 163 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,892 Okay, Michael, are you aware that you outed Oscar today? 164 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,852 What? What does that even... 165 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,814 Coming out is a significant moment for a gay person. 166 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,025 And they should be allowed to select the timing 167 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,735 and manner of announcing it. 168 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,945 Well, gay pride, right? 169 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,655 Gay pride parade. 170 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,159 It's not, like, gay shame festival. 171 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,038 All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, 172 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,082 primarily Angela, and that's your fault. 173 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,585 I think Angela might be gay. 174 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,879 Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? 175 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,298 Jan: No! Maybe. Is that what this is about? 176 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,593 No. No. It's not possible. I don't... 177 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:03,890 Anything's possible. Okay, you know, imagine you were gay. 178 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,893 Well, I'm not gay, jan, 179 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,020 and you should know that better than anybody. 180 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:13,608 Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing 181 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,235 and may even lead to a lawsuit, 182 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,630 which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now. 183 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072 Yes. Do you understand? 184 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,156 I know. 185 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,368 The company has made it my responsibility today 186 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:28,998 to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays. 187 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,626 Am I the first gay man you ever knew? 188 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,379 Trick question. 189 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,966 'Cause you can't always tell, so how would I know? 190 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,218 Was that the right answer? 191 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,387 Yup. 192 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,723 Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer. 193 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,893 Michael knows, Pam, okay? He asked me to do this just for him. 194 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,645 He has his own reasons. 195 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,650 Okay. 196 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,696 Nothing wrong with this stuff at all. 197 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,030 This is fine. 198 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:05,243 You know what? Gay porn, straight porn, it's all good. 199 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:10,331 I don't particularly get into this but, you know what, 200 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,626 I totally see the merit. And actually, 201 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,795 it is quite beautiful. 202 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,964 Oh, damn pop-ups. What are you doing? 203 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,592 Watching some of your friends. This is stupid. Excuse me. 204 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,052 Don't touch me! 205 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,387 (Exclaiming) 206 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,140 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop it! 207 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,100 All right, everybody in the conference room! 208 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,645 I don't care if you are gay, or straight, 209 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,982 or a lesbian or overweight, just get in here! 210 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,233 Right now! 211 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,238 Did you know that gay used to mean happy? 212 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,367 When I was growing up, it meant lame. 213 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,496 And now it means a man 214 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,708 who makes love to other men. 215 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,086 We're all homos, homo sapiens. 216 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,023 Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are... 217 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,131 What? ...People. 218 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,550 I mean, anybody can be gay. 219 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:06,346 Businessmen, like antique dealers, 220 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,807 or hairdressers or 221 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,851 accountants. 222 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:16,439 Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity to officially come out 223 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,942 to everybody here however you want to do it? 224 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,613 Go ahead. Stand up. 225 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,032 I'm doing this for you. 226 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,869 Yes, I'm gay. 227 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:35,458 And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, 228 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,169 so, whatever. 229 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,462 Can I sit down now? 230 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,756 Creed: I'm not offended by homosexuality. 231 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:47,136 In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, 232 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,222 in the mud and the rain, 233 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,308 and it's possible a man slipped in. 234 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,394 There would be no way of knowing. 235 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:59,482 Who should be the judges and juries of our society? 236 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,943 Judges and juries. Yes. 237 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,986 That's a good point. She has a good point. 238 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:09,367 Because gay marriage currently is not legal under us law. 239 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,246 I bet a lot of straight men wished that applied to them 240 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,790 so they could go out there and have some torrid, 241 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,710 unabashed monkey sex as much as they could. You know? 242 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,880 Sounds pretty good, right? That sounds great. 243 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,173 Yeah, Dwight. 244 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,427 I think all the other office gays should identify themselves 245 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,511 or I will do it forthem. 246 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,304 No one else in this office is gay. 247 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,556 What about Phyllis? 248 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,392 She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine. 249 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,061 I'm getting married to Bob Vance. Stanley: You are? 250 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,689 No way! Ryan: Congratulations, Phyllis. 251 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,899 When did you get that? Michael: That's great. 252 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:46,654 Congratulations, Phyllis. That is great, and frankly, kind of amazing. 253 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,323 See? Everybody has a chance. Thank you. 254 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,660 But, still Phyllis, in college, 255 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,662 did you ever experiment with other women? 256 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,081 A lot of women do. 257 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,625 No, and you knew me in high school. 258 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,337 Of course, we all thought you were gay in high school. 259 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,464 Right. 260 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,923 (Laughing) 261 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,178 And I take that as a compliment. 262 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,263 Well, with your ties and your matching socks... 263 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,765 Well, I just like to look good, okay? So... 264 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,350 You sound pretty defensive, Michael. 265 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:20,229 No. I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero! 266 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,356 I think the problem with this office is 267 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,109 that you are sending mixed signals about my being here. 268 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,989 No. No. The only signal that I am sending is gay good! 269 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,659 Look, if I was gay, 270 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:38,164 I would be the most flamboyant gay you've ever seen. 271 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,585 I would be leading the parade covered in feathers and just... 272 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,755 I'd be waving that rainbow flag. 273 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,966 I don't think I can work here any longer. 274 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,928 This has been the worst, 275 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,388 most backwards day of my life. 276 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,724 You misunderstand... Okay. All right... 277 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,143 You know what? Okay. Okay. 278 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,647 I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. 279 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,065 You ready? What are you doing? 280 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,817 I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch us, Angela, 281 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,237 because you can't catch anything. Here we go. 282 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,780 We are going to make a statement. No. 283 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,075 You and I are going to make a statement together. 284 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,910 Oscar is my friend. I'd rather not. 285 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,371 And I just don't care who sees it. 286 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,516 Doesn't bother me. Really, I really would rather not. 287 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,934 Come here, friend. I'd really rather not. 288 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,168 You're my friend. No! No! 289 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,922 I don't want to touch you. Ever considered that? 290 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,676 You're ignorant and insulting and small. 291 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:33,970 Okay. 292 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,935 All right. 293 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,609 I'm sorry. Michael, I'm sorry. 294 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,780 That was a good idea. Come on. 295 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,699 Come on. 296 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,410 All right. 297 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,955 I'm sorry I called you faggy. I know. I know. 298 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,623 You're not faggy. I know you are. 299 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,209 You're a good guy. You, too. 300 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,253 Dwight: Michael appears to be gay, too. 301 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,797 And yet he is my friend. 302 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,259 I guess I do have a gay friend. 303 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,095 You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes. 304 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,430 You don't... 305 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,181 I want you to watch this 306 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,811 and I want you to burn this into your brains. 307 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,247 I don't think we need to do this... 308 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,815 Because this is an image 309 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:32,361 that I want you people to remember for a long time to come. 310 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,032 Whenever you come into the office, I want you to think about this. 311 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,658 We don't need to. 312 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,452 Yes, we do. What? 313 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,712 (Grunting) 314 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,636 I did it! 315 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,681 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 316 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,891 See, 317 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,727 I'm still here. 318 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,313 We're all still here. 319 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,196 Oh, come on, Dwight! Come on, man! 320 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,200 We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. 321 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,661 We have to be mature, 322 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:27,041 but we can't lose the spirit of childlike wonder. 323 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,836 What is love anyway? 324 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,548 Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. 325 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,759 Like me and jan. 326 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,971 Or Oscar and some guy. Life is short. 327 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,683 When two people find each other, 328 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,644 what should stand in their way? 329 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,522 Brown: It is very easy for you to be a hero. 330 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,651 All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. 331 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,029 I'm glad if today spurred social change. 332 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,240 That's part of my job as regional manager. 333 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,492 But, you know what, even if it didn't, 334 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,078 at least we put this matter to bed. 335 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,832 That's what she said. Or he said. 336 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,380 Oh, there's Gil, Oscar's roommate. 337 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,804 I wonder if he knows. 338 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,474 I was going to quit, 339 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:30,479 but jan offered me a three-month, paid vacation and a company car. 340 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,441 All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. 341 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,736 Gil and I are going to Europe. 342 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:40,197 Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay. 343 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,706 "Hope this helps. Jim." 344 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,339 Nice. 345 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,843 What are you doing? (Shushing) Don't be scared. 346 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,348 (Beeping) 347 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,686 It works. 348 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,356 (Beeping) 349 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,486 Oh, no.