1 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:05,631 Pam? Yeah? 2 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,717 Did you see Oprah yesterday? No, I didn't. 3 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:12,638 I... I'm going to be a father. 4 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:18,519 What was Oprah about? Angelina Jolie was on. 5 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:22,481 And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life, 6 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,775 and that really inspired me. 7 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:30,948 So I want you to look into see how much a little Chinese baby would cost. 8 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:35,285 That's a really big decision. I know. 9 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,913 Maybe you should wait before you adopt. 10 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,790 Well... or not adopt. 11 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,708 Just do it, okay? 12 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:46,004 Roy's sister looked into it and the application alone costs $1,000. 13 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,717 Well, find out 14 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:55,389 if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay? 15 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,058 You know, she also said the waiting list is, like, eight months. 16 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,268 Yeah. Eight months? 17 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,287 I don't even know if I want a baby in eight months. 18 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,854 Probably won't. 19 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:06,692 You know what, Pam? 20 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,527 If in 10 years, 21 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,489 I haven't had a baby and you haven't had a baby... 22 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,740 No, Michael. 23 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,660 Twenty years. No, Michael. 24 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,037 Thirty. 25 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,040 Sure. 26 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,126 It's a deal. 27 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,869 All right, three pairs of pants. 28 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,495 Three pairs of socks. Mmm-hmm. 29 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,498 Three packs of condoms. Yes. 30 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,793 Fun jeans. Right there. 31 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,590 Sign. Per diem. 32 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,052 Michael: Guess where I am going? I will give you a hint. 33 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,847 It is a booze-fuelled sex romp where anything goes. 34 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,599 You are correct, sir! 35 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,850 I am headed to Philadelphia 36 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,896 for the annual northeastern mid-market office supply convention. 37 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,566 And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which'ii be fun. 38 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:34,029 Poor little guy has been stuck working under Josh, 39 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:38,742 the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo. 40 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,746 Don't be mad, it is a business trip. 41 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,832 But I don't understand. It's for managers. 42 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,710 Monkey, I am an arm, assistant regional manager. 43 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,671 I know! It's... 44 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:55,175 I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. 45 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,972 Are you still there? Yes, monkey. 46 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,601 Don't "monkey" me! You can't wait to get out of here, arm! 47 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,438 In the Martin family, we like to say, 48 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,566 "looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." 49 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,277 That's code for "check out the slut." 50 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,738 What is... 51 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,658 Why are there flies in here? 52 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,285 Oh, my god! Are you so excited for tonight? 53 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,705 I'm so excited. You guys are gonna click, I can feel it. 54 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,707 So what are you wearing? 55 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,958 This. 56 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,963 You look so pretty. 57 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,757 Thank you. 58 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,552 Pam: Yes, I have a date. 59 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,555 He's a cartoonist for the local paper, 60 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,891 which is really neat, because I like to draw, too. 61 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,769 I'm kind of nervous. 62 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,773 I haven't been on a first date in nine years. 63 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,986 Probably shouldn't broadcast that. 64 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,257 We”, remember, no matter how much you may want to, 65 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,200 do not sleep with him on the first date, it gives him all the power. 66 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:05,537 Sleep with who? Whom? Whom? Whom? 67 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,039 My neighbor, Alan. They're going on a date tonight. 68 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:11,042 Oh, wow! Oh, my god, I have a great idea. 69 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,171 You know what you should do? Be hilarious. Wear your wedding dress. 70 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,841 It'd be a great icebreaker! And your veil. 71 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,926 Yeah. Do it! 72 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,304 I'll probably just wear this. Really? 73 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,347 Okay, well, word of advice, 74 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,267 unbutton that top button, let those things breathe. 75 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,853 Any message you want me to relate to Jim? 76 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,980 "Um," okay. Um... 77 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,191 You got that? I got it. 78 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,984 Write it down. I'll write it down. 79 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,487 Um, um, um, um... 80 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,118 There's my girl. 81 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,580 Noticed you handing out some shekels. 82 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,540 How would one get on that train? 83 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,709 That was per diem for Philadelphia. 84 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,586 That town smells like cheese steaks. 85 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,922 That town is full of history! 86 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,803 Andrea's the office bitch. 87 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,180 You'll get used to her. 88 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,434 Creed. 89 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,941 Can I have my neck pillow back? 90 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,651 Michael! 91 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,946 Can I have my neck pillow back? 92 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,260 Josh: Hey, Michael. Michael: Hey, Josh, how you doing? 93 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,762 Pretty good, how you doing? Good to see you. 94 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,872 There he is! There's the traitor. Traitor! Traitor! 95 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,958 Come here, you. Come here! 96 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,629 The... the progidal... 97 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,297 My son returns! 98 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,051 I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to stamford. 99 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:46,137 It's like with firemen, you don't leave your brothers behind. 100 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,848 Even if you find out 101 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:51,726 that there is a better fire in Connecticut. 102 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,438 It's really good to see you, man. Yeah. 103 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,775 Wow. I didn't expect that. 104 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,319 It's good to see you, too. 105 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:06,283 Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet? 106 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,034 Yeah, sold about 40,000. 107 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,786 Dwight: Hey! Shut up, that's impossible. 108 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,290 No, it's not, and I did, yeah. Well, I did it, too. 109 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,167 You know, when I saw Dwight, 110 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,962 ireahzed how stupid and petty 111 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,630 all those pranks I pulled on him were. 112 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,925 And then he spoke. 113 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,929 I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key. 114 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,181 So did you hear? What? 115 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,892 Pam's back on the market again. 116 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,351 Really? She's dating? 117 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:37,230 If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that. 118 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,862 So what kind of commissions you get up there? 119 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,907 Oh, Dwight, I missed you so much. 120 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,451 You're so immature. 121 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,246 Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman, 122 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,682 and I just wanted to let you know 123 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,291 that if our branch absorbs your branch, 124 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,376 I'm gonna look for a place for you in stamford. 125 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,502 Jan: On, hey! 126 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,587 Hey. Josh: Hey, jan. 127 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,005 We all checked in? Yes. 128 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,841 Great. Let's dump our stuff and meet back down here in half an hour. 129 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,259 Josh: Okay. Jan: Okay. 130 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,469 Jan? 131 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,097 Look, I think we need to set some ground rules. 132 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:15,101 What are you talking about? The 800-pound gorilla in the room. Carole? 133 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,311 I'm still dating her, 134 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:20,273 so nothing can happen between us at the convention. 135 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,025 Step away from me, Michael. 136 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,153 Thank you for being so brave with all of this. 137 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,072 Thank you. 138 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,289 Alan's cartoon's so funny, right? 139 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,458 And they're, like, so smart. 140 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,252 I don't even know what they mean half the time. 141 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:59,479 This party is gonna be awesome! I know! 142 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:04,025 That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. 143 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,569 More foot traffic. Check it out. 144 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,489 That is crooked. On that side. 145 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,699 Wow. 146 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,034 Michael: Hey, hey! 147 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,453 That is a lot of liquor. Michael: Yeah. 148 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,830 And a dartboard. 149 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,541 Well, that's how we do it in Scranton, or did you forget? 150 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,626 Ain't no party like a Scranton party 151 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,545 'cause a Scranton party don't stop! 152 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,467 We should probably head on down, you know, hook up with jan. 153 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,429 Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen? 154 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,140 "A shot of midori, perhaps?" 155 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,604 Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. 156 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,065 There's this bartender in stamford who... 157 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,693 You know what? You just had to be there. 158 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,571 I wish I was! I love inside jokes. 159 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,615 Love to be a part of one someday. 160 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,622 We should... yeah! 161 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,250 All right, see you guys down there. See you guys. All right. 162 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,918 Change your mind, come back up. 163 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,503 I'll do a shot with you, Michael. 164 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,298 Don't be gross. It's not even lunch yet. 165 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,845 Swag! 166 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,473 Stuff we all get. 167 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,852 I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my swag! 168 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,563 Dwight: Check it out! Oh, my god. 169 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,732 Hi! I'm Michael Scott, dunder Mifflin. 170 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,752 Dwight schrute, assistant regional manager, dunder Mifflin. 171 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,028 All right. I'm a huge fan. 172 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,672 Thanks, appreciate it, guys. You know what? 173 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,491 I'm having a big blowout tonight, room 308, hope you can come. 174 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,035 All right, maybe. If I can. Well, cool! 175 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,038 Okay, so can I tell people you're gonna be there? 176 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,916 No, you cannot. So maybe. See you. 177 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,711 Why do they call him "the bus"? Because he's afraid to fly. 178 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,129 Smile! 179 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,507 Do you remember me from last year? 180 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,592 There's a party in my room, 308. 181 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,111 Can't miss it, right off the elevator. 182 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,595 Tonight! Be there! 183 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,555 All right, jan just e-mailed me. 184 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,015 She wants us to meet her up front. 185 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,685 Yup! Yeah, she's up front. You don't have e-mail on your phone. 186 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,355 I don't have to, I just know. 187 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,649 Yes? Hello? 188 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,461 No one just called you. All right. Nice meeting you. 189 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,545 Take care. Nice to meet you. 190 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,630 I'll see you soon. Yeah, stop by. 191 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,781 Take care. See you in a bit. Bye-bye. 192 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,617 May I have a moment of your time, please? 193 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,705 I need you to do something for me. Yes, anything. 194 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,705 I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh, 195 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,642 find out if there are any skeletons in his attic. 196 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,918 I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat. 197 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,254 Toby: Hey, Pam. 198 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,923 Hey, what's up? It's... how are... 199 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,359 I might ask if you wanted... 200 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,552 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 201 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,805 He's not in the office. Can I take a message? 202 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,599 I will. 203 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,476 You, too. 204 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,187 Sorry, what's up? 205 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,531 I just completely forgot what I was gonna say. 206 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,158 It's so weird. 207 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,368 Okay. 208 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,246 Well, if you think of it, I'll be here. 209 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,539 Okay. 210 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,381 So I called my buddy down at the station today 211 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,010 to have him run a background check on Josh Porter, 212 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,679 see if there's any known aliases, etcetera. 213 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:23,183 He wasn't volunteering today. And? 214 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,566 Yeah. Things have been pretty crazy around the office. 215 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,568 Yeah. Oh, yeah? 216 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,112 We moved Ryan over to your desk... 217 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,950 Tell him I say hi. I will call him later with that message. 218 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,244 Hey, how's Toby? 219 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:48,416 Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. 220 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,501 Is he why you left? 221 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,963 Oh, no, itwasjust, you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. 222 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,341 I got a chance to... opportunity, promotion, blah, blah... 223 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,885 You know, Jim, those are just words. 224 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:03,598 Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? 225 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,726 Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? 226 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,353 Because I have two, basically. 227 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,189 Michael, it's really not a competition. 228 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,335 Jim got us a great lead with the new rep from national envelope. 229 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,487 Really? Great. We can grab lunch with him tomorrow. 230 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,657 Hey, jan? Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip. 231 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,493 Whoa, Michael! Wow! 232 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,929 Oh, my god, thank you! Hey, no problem. 233 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,706 Was that your per diem? No, that was a different $100 bill. 234 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,250 What have you generated, Michael? 235 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:34,170 I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening. 236 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,130 What party? 237 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,801 The party I'm having tonight in 308, obviously, you are invited. 238 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:45,765 Michael, Jim and Josh are in meetings all day, 239 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,726 and I am in and out of meetings. 240 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,647 I... I can't stay on top of you 24/7. 241 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,072 You should order the most expensive thing on the menu. 242 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,116 So he knows you're worth it. 243 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,452 If you do that, you're gonna have to put out. 244 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,707 Oh, yeah, you'll have to put out. 245 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,294 Is there a key for a Jane Doe? 246 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,588 Thank you. 247 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,010 Any messages for 308? 248 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,221 All right. 249 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,682 Hey, hey, fellers. Michael! 250 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,808 Hey, Michael! What's up? 251 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,769 Well, Jim and I have a meeting with uni-ball in about 45 minutes, 252 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,855 so we should probably go now. Hey, check this out! 253 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,566 How about that? A little friendly competition. 254 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,236 Stamford versus Scranton. I don't think so... I don't really... 255 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:45,116 Jim, looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend. 256 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,454 Fine, all right. Okay! Excellent. 257 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,041 Do the wing flaps. Oh, just shut it. 258 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,668 Hey, Pam, what's up? 259 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,174 Yeah. No, tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? 260 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,384 Yes. Say hi to Pam! 261 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,802 Hi, Pam! Hi, Pam. 262 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,388 Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. 263 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,057 Pam says hi. 264 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,808 Have fun on your date. 265 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,519 Very good, talk to you later. Bye. 266 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,444 Michael: You first! 267 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,029 Come on. 268 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,572 Nice try, Josh! 269 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,657 Not. Hit the... hit the rim. 270 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,284 Okay, and... 271 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,455 Okay, double or nothing. 272 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,041 On what? We didn't bet anything, Michael, we... 273 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,585 Well, we... let's... you know, we should go. We gotta go. 274 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,546 Come on. Come on! We'll do it later. 275 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,631 Let's go... 276 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,299 Say, while I have you here, 277 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,402 could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances 278 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,928 to our product line? Fine. 279 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,989 Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. 280 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,182 I think it's talking and being friends, 281 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,393 and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut 282 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,937 and being best friends with Josh. Well... 283 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,899 Phooey on that. 284 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,653 I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. 285 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,823 Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work. 286 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,533 That is so true. 287 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,910 Ready? 288 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,455 Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for. Great. 289 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,501 Michael: Sorry, my meeting ran late. 290 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,879 Really? Yes, jan, really, 291 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,256 with the rep from hammermill. 292 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,632 They're exclusive with staples. 293 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,883 Used to be. 294 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,237 Evan'll call you in the morning to work out the details. 295 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,346 We can now sell hammermill products. 296 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,889 Yes! 297 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,853 Well, Michael, I just... I underestimated you. 298 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,523 Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me. 299 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,486 Dwight's room key. 300 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,072 And Dwight's room. 301 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,659 What can I say? Old habits die hard. 302 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,869 Angela: D? 303 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,331 Oh, my god! Dwight got a hooker! 304 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,334 Oh, my god, I gotta call... 305 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,129 Well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. 306 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,964 Dwight got a hooker! 307 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,509 So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. 308 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,470 She reads them every day. 309 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,929 Oh, great. 310 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,307 I don't like ketchup. You love ketchup! 311 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,850 He loves ketchup. 312 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,145 So how do you come up with your cartoons? 313 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,525 Oh, I just... I kind of think about stuff that I see. 314 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,652 Or dream them. 315 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,114 You dream in cartoons? How fun. 316 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,827 Hey! First guest! 317 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,580 You are going to have some Tequila, my friend. 318 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,000 I thought there was a party in here. This is the party. 319 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,669 This is room 308? Party central! 320 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,297 So what can I do you for? All right. 321 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,427 See, this one is great 322 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,472 because it could work on a couple different levels. 323 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,976 "More freedom fries for the table?" 324 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,562 "Freedom fries". Yeah. 325 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,609 Yeah, I mean, people always say, like, "don't be edgy," 326 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,695 but I don't know... I don't know any other way. 327 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,573 Yeah, you got it. 328 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,508 Well, it was... it was really nice meeting you, Alan. 329 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,236 Yeah, next time bring some of your illustrations. 330 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,053 I'll let you pick my brain. 331 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,722 "More freedom fries"! Yeah! 332 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,307 Okay. That's great. 333 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,017 Pam: I went on a date. 334 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,644 It wasn't a love connection. 335 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,899 I think when I like someone again, I'll just kind of know. 336 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,045 Jim: Michael. 337 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,386 Am I the first to arrive? 338 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,055 People have been filtering in and out. 339 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,351 Can I get a drink? What? 340 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,770 Can I get a drink? 341 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,606 Sure. 342 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,447 Do you like cosmos? Yeah, sure, sounds good. 343 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,492 So why are you here? Is Josh busy? 344 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,369 Michael... I get it! 345 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,264 Did I do something or... No. No, ltotally get it! 346 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,290 He made a better paper airplane, 347 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,709 stamford does better in sales. You... 348 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,254 I get it, we had some fun. We had some laughs... 349 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,215 Wait, wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you. 350 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,551 You're a good boss. 351 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,511 You're a great boss. 352 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,225 I'm not better than Josh. 353 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,478 Michael, it's not about... 354 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,106 I transferred because of Pam. 355 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,568 Oh, my god. 356 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,822 You don't even know. She's single now. 357 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,533 No, I... I heard something about that. 358 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,162 It's just... I kind of put it all on the line. 359 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,708 Twice, actually. And she said no. 360 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,086 Twice. 361 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,633 I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry, it's... 362 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,637 Hey, you know what? I will talk to her. 363 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,846 Nope, that's okay. 364 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,010 Yeah. No, that's all right. 365 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,225 I will. I'll talk to her. 366 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,478 You should at least talk to Roy, 367 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,898 I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling, just... 368 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,608 Yeah. 369 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,111 Okay, maybe. 370 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,238 Evan: Are we early? 371 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,408 Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out. 372 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,285 Hey. Evan, this is Jim. How are you? 373 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,372 Hey, Arnie rissman, Michael, Jim. 374 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,662 Hey, Arnie, how you doing? 375 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,875 You guys work together? 376 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,335 No, we used to. Yeah. 377 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,879 Now we're friends. Best friends. 378 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:21,137 Some people need dozens of friends to say, "hey, look at me, I'm popular!" 379 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:25,141 But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two. 380 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,728 When you meet that someone special, you'll just know, 381 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,188 because a real relationship, 382 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,649 it can't be forced. 383 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,153 It should just come about effortlessly. 384 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,033 Now would you do me the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? 385 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,541 Michael: What are all those stains? 386 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,501 Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen. 387 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,462 Oh, god, I hope it's urine.