1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:07,090 Oh, she's absolutely adorable. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,929 Oh, sorry. He's... He's dressed all in pink. 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,138 That's his favorite color. 4 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:16,850 Oh, that's fun for him. Fantastic. 5 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:20,395 Oh, wow, look at that. How cute. 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,105 Thank you. 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,358 Oh, may I? Oh, sure. 8 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,614 Hey, look at me! I'm a baby. 9 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,033 I'm one of those babies from look who's talking. 10 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,284 What am I thinking? 11 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:39,081 Look at all those staplers. What's a stapler? I don't even know. I'm a baby. 12 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:45,003 Hey, mom! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, mama! I want some milk! 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:48,924 And you know where milk comes from? Breasts. 14 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,752 Hey. 15 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:26,878 Hey. 16 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,174 Almost done? 17 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,302 Just about. Yeah. 18 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,429 Now. 19 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,015 Yes, I have started to see Karen. 20 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:42,728 It's very new and... not really ready to talk about it openly yet 21 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,938 just because I think, once the word gets out there, 22 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:49,109 it might affect the way people behave around us or... 23 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,196 I don't know. Just not yet. 24 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,784 Yeah, jan, it looks like a check, 25 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,704 a piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don't know. 26 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,248 Jan, this is Angela Martin from accounting. 27 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:07,586 We have a rebate from the federal work opportunity program 28 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:08,938 and no one knows what that means. 29 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,423 Jan: We get that money for hiring an ex-convict. 30 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:18,305 I didn't hire an ex-convict, unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. 31 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,932 I'm just kidding. 32 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,893 When did the check come? 33 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,061 Last week. 34 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,729 Okay, that's when the branches merged. 35 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:29,066 80 Josh must have been taking advantage of this program. Smart move. 36 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,109 One of the stamford people is a criminal? 37 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,529 Hey, jan, speaking of stamford, Hannah brought in her baby. 38 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,824 Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal? 39 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,078 A reformed convict, and I'm not sure 40 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,830 so hang on, let me e-mail our h. R. Stay on the line. 41 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,666 Who is it? 42 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,043 Hannah? 43 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,796 Andy? 44 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,339 Angela: Andy? 45 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,384 Martin? 46 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,178 Oh, you are such a racist. 47 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,429 Wait, why am I a racist? 48 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,348 Because you think he's black. 49 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,059 He is black, right, and... 50 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,662 He was the last one... Stop it, stop it right... 51 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,937 Just stop it right now! 52 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,731 Okay, it's someone named Martin Nash. Yeah! 53 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,108 Michael? 54 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:16,947 Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. 55 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,534 I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice, 56 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:21,993 like a white guy 57 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:29,042 who went to prison for polluting a black guy's lake. 58 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,254 I wonder what he did. 59 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:38,552 In our society a black man can be arrested for almost anything. 60 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:46,017 He was probably at a sporting event and saw some people pushing each other 61 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,061 and he intervened. 62 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,897 Why would anyone go to jail for that? 63 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:56,820 So what we need to do is to forget 64 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,281 about this whole Martin-in-prison thing. 65 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:04,327 People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin and/or black people. 66 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,079 Cool. Okay. 67 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,458 Angela? 68 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,585 Sure. 69 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,171 Let's protect the convicts 70 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,841 at the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. 71 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,677 As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, 72 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:25,056 rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally, I agree with that. 73 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,683 Good. 74 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,143 All right. 75 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,943 Jim Halpert. I am so horny. 76 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,617 Okay, I can't help you with that. 77 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,244 Oh, I think you can, big tuna. 78 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,248 Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. 79 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,752 She seems pretty slutty, good for a romp in the sack. 80 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,713 She is dating Ryan, I think. 81 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,174 Oh, and I care, why? 82 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,634 She's high-maintenance. 83 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,928 Next. How about... 84 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,432 Angela? 85 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,770 Blondes are more fun. Come on, trust me on that. 86 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,439 Yeah, trust me. That would be fun for no one. 87 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,567 Okay. Okay, fine. 88 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,569 Pam, the receptionist. 89 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,281 Pam, should I go for it? 90 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,666 Absolutely, you should. 91 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,917 Jackpot 92 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,586 just try to be cool. I am cool. 93 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,047 Okay. Are you cool, really? I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm so cool. 94 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,340 Tell me what is going on. 95 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:49,015 Martin from stamford was at one time in prison. 96 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,688 No! Be cool, be cool! 97 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:59,192 I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. 98 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:04,114 And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German 99 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:08,368 or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals. 100 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,215 Oh, god! 101 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:29,264 All righty, let's get started. What is she into? 102 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,891 I know Pam pretty well. 103 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,060 I know the things that she likes, and just as important, 104 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,021 I know the things that she hates. 105 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,982 So one of the things that she likes is pranks 106 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,818 and the things that she hates... 107 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,237 Frisbee-based competitions. 108 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,780 Are you kidding? She... 109 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,909 I started the main frisbee golf club at Cornell 110 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,619 where I went to college. 111 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,621 I live to frolf. 112 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,581 Lead off with that. Okay... 113 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,999 She loves hunting. 114 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:01,046 She also loves those ads for six flags with the old guy. 115 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,506 Got it. 116 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,385 Also, do you speak pig Latin? 117 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,679 Hey, Martin. How's it going? 118 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,264 Good. 119 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,434 Getting settled. Ah, good, good. Good. 120 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,519 Just a second. 121 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,022 Hey, everybody, may I have your attention, please? 122 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:24,903 I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here, 123 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,030 has had some trouble with the law. 124 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:32,911 But I just want to declare publicly that I trust him completely 125 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:39,751 and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb person, okay? 126 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:43,046 As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust 127 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:47,133 and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. 128 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,804 Pam, tell me a white person you trust. 129 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,305 My dad. 130 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:53,932 Danny glover. 131 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,143 Yeah. Jonas salk. 132 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,812 Who? Justin Timberlake? 133 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,314 Oh, please. Colin Powell. 134 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,691 Yeah. Hey, I've got one. 135 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,527 Jesus. Apollo creed. 136 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:12,993 Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? 137 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,831 Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. 138 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,668 He says something ordinary like, "yo, that's shizzle." 139 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,088 Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. 140 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,050 Who are you picturing? A black man? 141 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,637 Wrong. That was a white woman. 142 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:39,352 Surprised? Well, shame on you. 143 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,273 So, you all wanna know what I was in for? 144 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,483 No, that's not cool. 145 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:46,961 You don't have to tell them. 146 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:50,363 I really don't mind. It was stupid mistake. 147 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:56,411 I was working in finance and I got involved in some insider trading. 148 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,622 So, I spent a little time in the clink. 149 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,378 That is awesome. 150 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:12,427 I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because 151 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:19,809 it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day. 152 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,395 What was prison like? 153 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,856 Not terrible. Boring. 154 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:29,402 We do the same thing every day. But at least we get outdoors time. 155 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,779 You got outdoors time? 156 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,530 Two hours, every day. 157 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,116 Sometimes we'd play pick-up football games... 158 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,494 Michael, why don't we get outdoors time? 159 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,162 Yeah, some days I never go outside. 160 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,830 Well, we are running a business. 161 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,333 What was your cell like? Notgood. 162 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,544 It's a little bit bigger than Michael's office, 163 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,173 but, you know, I really only slept there, you know? 164 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,468 During the day our time's our own. 165 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:57,722 They had classes. I took some watercolor classes. 166 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,599 They have art classes? Yeah. 167 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,368 Did they have business classes there? 168 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,479 They did, taught by some Harvard business school guys. 169 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,439 A lot of the guys also that were in the class, 170 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,399 the inmates, a lot of them have gone on 171 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,319 to do extraordinary things in business. Terrible things... 172 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,030 It kinda sounds like prison's better than dunder Mifflin. 173 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,282 Well, that's not true. 174 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368 I would so rather be in prison. 175 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,512 Pam: Yeah. Ryan: Prison sounds great. 176 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,829 No, you would not. 177 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:25,250 This place is not prison. This place... it's way better than prison. 178 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,504 Baby. Hello, baby. 179 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,773 Here, you want to play with this? 180 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,382 You can't give paper clips to a baby. 181 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,051 He could swallow them. It's okay. I've got tons of them. 182 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,302 You like that? 183 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,224 Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. 184 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,354 Listen, you're cute. There is no getting around it. 185 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,190 So, I don't know if you like country music, 186 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,914 but I was thinking maybe one of these days 187 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,945 we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, 188 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:58,867 smoke a few macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around. 189 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,184 Ut-way ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-pay? 190 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,248 Wow. I... 191 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,332 Shh. 192 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,585 Think about it. 193 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,837 |'|| hit you back. 194 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:28,396 Wow. That was... wow. 195 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,193 Okay! Listen up, everybody! 196 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:38,281 You guys said that prison was better than this place. 197 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,200 And I heard you loud and clear. 198 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:45,079 So, I am instituting some changes to make this more like prison. 199 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:49,792 We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So let's go! 200 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,886 Michael, it's freezing out. 201 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,387 I can't feel my toes. 202 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:07,477 Why don't we pump some iron? Anybody wanna pump up? 203 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,562 What is that, like, five pounds? 204 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,813 It's two-and-a-half. 205 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,066 I'm not going for bulk, I'm going for tone. 206 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,486 I'm going back inside. Yeah, it is freaking cold out here. 207 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,615 Anybody wants to stay out, you've got about 27 minutes of rec time. 208 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,245 Oh, hey, man. Hey. 209 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,997 Did you have TV in the joint? 210 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,916 Yeah, in the rec room. 211 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,459 Like a 10-inch black and white? 212 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,753 Actually, our TV was bigger than that one. 213 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,466 Michael: These people don't realize how lucky they are. 214 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:43,888 This office is the American dream and they would rather be in the hole. 215 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,892 Oh, Andy. 216 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,312 I thought of one last tack you could take with Pam. 217 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,898 Yeah? What? Quick question. Do you play the guitar? 218 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,191 I play the banjo. 219 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,694 Hold on, let me think about that. Yes, that'il work. 220 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,780 But can you sing in a sexy, high falsetto voice? 221 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,785 You know I can, my man! 222 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:06,953 Yep, that's perfect. 223 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,289 Hey. Hey. 224 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,958 Maybe I'll get my banjo out of my car. Perfect. 225 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,877 What is going on? 226 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,379 I'm messing with Andy. 227 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,633 I'm sending him to all the women in the office with just terrible information 228 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,302 on how to get them to go out with him. 229 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,679 I love it. I want in. Who's the target? 230 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,727 Oh, you know what? It was gonna be Pam... perfect. 231 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,894 But... but what do I do? 232 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,689 Just give me an assignment. Oh, you know what, though? 233 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,483 Ifeelhkel already sicced him on Pam. 234 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,903 We'll give her a break. Let's think of someone else. 235 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:46,326 All right, everybody, there has been a lot of name-calling against our office today, 236 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:51,497 corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, 237 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:58,004 who claims that prison is better than here. 238 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:02,550 And none of us can say, "boo," because none of us have ever been to prison. 239 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,596 Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. 240 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,058 Somebody else who has been to prison, 241 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:14,062 who can tell you what it is really like. 242 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,190 I'm prison Mike! 243 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,443 You know why they call me prison Mike? 244 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,862 Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else? 245 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,824 Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch? 246 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,052 All: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Hey, pass... 247 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,662 All right. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's just the way we talk in the clink. 248 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:36,334 Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. 249 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,922 I am here to scare you straight! 250 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,509 In prison you are somebody's bitch. 251 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:50,223 Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball. 252 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,809 Don't drop the soap. Don't drop the soap. 253 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,060 Michael, please. 254 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,565 Where did you learn all of this? Internet. 255 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:04,487 So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both. 256 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:09,117 Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home 257 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,453 and recharge your batteries and come back in the morning 258 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,373 and be with your friends, having fun in the office. 259 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,918 What did you do, prison Mike? 260 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,922 I stole and I robbed 261 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:29,220 and I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom. 262 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,056 That is quite the rap sheet, prison Mike. 263 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,891 And I never got caught, neither. 264 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,144 Well, you were in prison, but... 265 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,813 Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison? 266 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:44,360 Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothing but gruel. 267 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,863 Plus, you can eat your own hair. 268 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,866 Wow. Prison sounds horrible. 269 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,494 Yeah, yeah. Well, thank you, Andy. Thanks. 270 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,704 Prison Mike, 271 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,206 what's the very, very worst thing aboutpnson? 272 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,041 Don't encourage him, Dwight. 273 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,337 The worst thing about prison was the dementors. 274 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,882 They were flying all over the place and they were scary 275 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,135 and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt! 276 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,554 Dementors like in Harry Potter? 277 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,639 No, not Harry Potter. 278 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,808 There are no movies in prison. 279 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,479 This is my point. You guys got it soft and cushy. 280 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,732 This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome. 281 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,693 Your boss is nice. Everybody seems to get along. 282 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,069 People are tolerant. 283 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,948 People who would jump to conclusions can redeem themselves. 284 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,659 Nobody is nobody's bitch. 285 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,747 I hope that this scared you, and from me, prison Mike to you, 286 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:43,503 I just wanna thank you for listening to me and letting me be a part of your life today. 287 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:50,176 'Cause you got a good life! You got a good life, a good life. 288 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,395 So what do you think? It doesn't sound so great, does it? 289 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,691 Wow. Thank you. 290 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:10,196 That must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you. 291 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:15,284 Yeah, that wasn't really at all my experience. 292 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,454 There's certain elements of what you performed 293 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,498 I've seen on television, 294 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,001 but it didn't remind me of my time in prison. 295 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,422 Okay. Okay, fine. 296 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,969 You guys think prison is so great. All right. 297 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,389 Well, here you go. 298 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,362 Kevin: Okay, Michael, come on, let us out. 299 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,311 No! If you think prison is so wonderful, then enjoy prison. 300 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,147 Are we gonna... They are such babies. 301 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,275 I am going to leave them in there 302 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,987 until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom. 303 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,782 And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas. 304 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,914 Kevin: Hey, let us out of here. 305 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,502 Hey! Lhave_. Shh. 306 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,718 This is Toby. 307 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,595 Hey, Pam. 308 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,469 Where're you calling from? 309 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,185 Michael, why is everyone locked in the conference room? 310 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,355 They were very disrespectful to me and to the office 311 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,609 and Martin has had a bad influence. 312 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,446 To think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt. It's... 313 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,950 Well, you're gonna have to let them out, or I will, okay? 314 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,288 You know what, Toby? I am teaching them alesson, so_. 315 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,458 You know they're teasing you. 316 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:52,131 I mean, obviously this is a much nicer place than an actual prison. 317 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,675 We get paid to be here. 318 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,969 We go home afterwards and have social lives. 319 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,139 And we have parties here. 320 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,062 They're teasing you to be funny. 321 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,989 Okay, nutcases, get out of there. 322 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:22,953 Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don't you guys head home early. 323 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,666 Time off for good behavior! 324 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,672 Good job. Enjoy your freedoms. 325 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:42,390 Martin went from being a new guy from stamford 326 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:48,521 to the convict, to my friend, back to a convict, 327 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:54,527 then to kind of a nuisance, actually, if we could be completely honest, 328 00:19:54,860 --> 00:20:00,366 and finally, to a quitter. And I will not miss him. 329 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,746 And that is not because he is black. 330 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:13,462 So we've been told and some choose to believe it 331 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:18,759 but I know they're wrong wait and see 332 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,554 'cause one day we'll find it 333 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,473 the ainbow-ray anection-cay 334 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,894 the lovers, the dreamers and me!