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(Computer beeps)

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Oh, damn. I lost another file.

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Gonna have to reboot, again.

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(Computer dings)

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Hey, Dwight,
do you want an altoid?

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What do you think?

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In school, we learned
about this scientist

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who trained dogs to salivate
at the sound of a bell

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by feeding them
whenever a bell rang.

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So, for the past couple weeks,

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I've been conducting
a similar experiment.

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(Computer dings)

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Dwight, want an altoid? Okay.

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(Computer dings)

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Sure. Altoid?

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(Computer dings)

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Mint, Dwight? "Mint, Dwight?"

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Yes.

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(Computer dings)

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What are you doing?

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I don't know. I... what?

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My mouth tastes
so bad all of a sudden.

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Always the bridesmaids,
right, ladies?

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Man: Okay, for this next
one, everybody hop out.

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Just Phyllis and dad.

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Actually, let's bring mom
back in and the sisters

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and you and you and you.

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Great.

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Michael: Phyllis is getting
married and I am in the wedding party.

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She has asked me to push her
father's wheelchair down the aisle.

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So, basically, I am
co-giving away the bride.

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Since I pay her salary

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it is like I'm paying for the
wedding, which I'm happy to do.

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It's a big day for Phyllis,

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but it's an even
bigger day for me.

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Employer of the bride.

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Yes.
I put Michael in my wedding.

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It was the only way
I could think to get

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six weeks off for my honeymoon.

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No one else has ever
gotten six weeks before.

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Phyllis ended up using the exact
same invitations as Roy and me.

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So, it was kind of like being
invited to my own wedding.

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And I was like, "wait,
I thought I called that off?"

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So, what's in the box?
A toaster.

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You?

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A toaster.

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Unbelievable.

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Hello, Angela.

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Hi, Dwight.

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You look as beautiful
as the queen of england.

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Thank you.

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Don't linger. Break left.

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Left.

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Dwight: The schrutes
have their own traditions.

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We usually marry
standing in our own graves.

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It makes the funerals
very romantic,

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but the weddings
are a bleak affair.

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Jim: Those flowers are nice.
Karen: Yeah.

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"P and r"?

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Phyllis and Robert?

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Oh, of course.

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Also, Pam and Roy.

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There she is.

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I swear, Phyllis,
you are as beautiful

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as the first day you started
work at dunder Mifflin.

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Thanks, Michael. That's sweet.

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Same as when you
said it outside.

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How you doing? Are you excited?

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Yes, very. Me, too.

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If you need to vomit,
that is okay. I did.

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Do you want to
talk about tonight?

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Because I know you're probably
worried about pleasing Bob.

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A lot of pressure.

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Phyllis, did you break wind?

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It's okay if you did,
it's a very natural reaction.

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It's your wedding,
and you're nervous...

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That wasn't me.

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Okay.

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I'm sure that Bob...

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Wow, that is...

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That is pungent.

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I lost my train of thought.

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Are you set on that hairstyle?

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I thought it was...
Michael, no... here, let me.

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I don't need your help.
Thank you, no.

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Just cover up that bald patch.

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Michael, please.
I just need some time alone.

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Okay. Okay.

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You might be
surprised to learn that

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I've only been to
one other wedding.

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It's actually a very cute story.

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My mom was marrying Jeff, and
they asked me to be ring bearer.

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And I was
understandably emotional

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and somehow my pants became wet.

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I hate you!

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A long story short, Jeff's
dog ended up as ring bearer.

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And the irony is that,
after the ceremony

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that dog peed on everything

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and nobody said boo.

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Why are all these people here?

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There's too many
people on this earth.

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We need a new plague.

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Who are all these people?

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You know what?

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I bet a lot of them
are wedding crashers.

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No way.
Did you ever see that movie?

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Of course I saw it.

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I saw wedding crashers
accidentally.

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Ibought a ticket for grizzly man

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and went into the wrong theater.

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After an hour, I figured I
was in the wrong theater,

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but I kept waiting.

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Because that's the
thing about bear attacks,

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they come when
you least expect it.

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You know, I just wish...

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Lwish I had
the investigative powers

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to actually smoke some of
these guys out, you know?

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Once again, Jim,
I will take care of this.

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I will locate the wedding
crashers and report them to Phyllis.

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That way I won't
have to get her a gift.

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Hi, I'm Kevin.

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Where did you find her?

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At the gym.

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Right.

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The gym...

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Could you scoot over?
You're on my dress.

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I thought you're not supposed
to wear white to a wedding.

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I know,
but there was an emergency.

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I look really good in white.

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This strapping, young lad sitting
here is Phyllis' father, elbert,

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and he is quite the ladies' man.

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Aren't you, elbert? Huh?

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Ring bearer.

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I could have done better.

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I will do better.
I am going to be better.

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I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.

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Are you ready for this,
elbert? I am.

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Let's do it!

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(Organ playing)

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That's my dress.

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It's...

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This is...

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Me walking
Phyllis down the aisle

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was supposed to be
the highlight of the wedding.

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And now,
the wedding has no highlight.

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I can't believe I pushed that
guy's lazy ass around all day

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until he was ready to
stand up and steal the show.

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Thafs_.

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Well, I've got news for you,
elbert, if that's your real name,

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the show's not over.

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(Wheelchair clattering)

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And do you, Phyllis, take Bob
Vance, Vance refrigeration,

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to be your
lawfully wedded husband?

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I do.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you,

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for the first time as a couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!

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And do you, Bob, take Phyllis
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

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I do.

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You may now kiss the bride.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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for the first time as a couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!

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That's what I'm talking about!

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Congratulations, Phyllis.
You look lovely.

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Thank you.

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Your dress is very white.

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It's so white,
my eyes are burning.

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Thanks, Angela.

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Congratulations, Bob.
You're a good man.

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Butjust know,

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if you ever lay a finger
on Phyllis, I will kill you.

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If you ever lay a finger
on Phyllis, I'll kill you.

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Agreed. No fingers
will be laid on Phyllis.

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Oh, decided to
sit down again, huh?

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Great. Bet you can hear me, too?

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Best of luck, Phyllis.

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Also, I'm gonna need to see
a copy of the guest manifest

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as well as
photographs of the caterers.

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I don't have that, Dwight.

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Damn it, Phyllis!

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Are you all right?

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This must be so awful for you.

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What do you mean?

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Well, this is supposed
to be your wedding.

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Oh!

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No, that's actually fine.

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There's no way it's fine.
I'm sorry.

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If I was you,
I would just, like,

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freak out and get really drunk

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and then tell
someone I was pregnant.

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Okay. That's a lot
of good ideas. Thanks.

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Excuse me, sir, how do
you know the happy couple?

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Who?

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The bride and groom.
What are their names?

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I don't... I'm not sure...

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I get it. I get it.

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Come on, freeloader.
Let's move it.

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Come on. Come on.

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Okay, okay. Where are we going?

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You've got to find yourself
another wedding to crash, my friend.

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Phyllis? Are you
happy with everything?

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What can I do to
make it more perfecter?

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It's beautiful.

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Why don't you find your seat
and enjoy the buffet.

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I'm already on it. The chicken?

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Totally undercooked.
I sent it back.

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It's fish.

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I will take care of that.

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I do. I know a fair amount
about fine food and drink.

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This is a white.

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No, this is not
our first wedding.

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This is the third wedding
that scrantonicity has played.

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We also played our bassist's
wedding and our guitarist's wedding.

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Attention, everyone.
Attention, please.

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I'm supposed to ask
if anyone has seen uncle ai.

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He is old and has
brown eyes and dementia.

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His family is very concerned.

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It's a very serious situation.

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Roxanne

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you don't have to
put on your red light

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those days are over...

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Hey. Hey.

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I know I don't normally
notice these kind of things,

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but this wedding's really nice.

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I mean, the flowers and stuff.

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Phyllis has got
some great taste.

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You're kidding me, right?

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I know you probably aren't
gonna remember this, but,

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those color roses,

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I got you those
color roses for our prom.

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Roy, I picked those flowers.

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Phyllis just stole all of
my ideas for our wedding.

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I guess I wasn't really too
involved in the planning.

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Yeah.

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Sorry about that.

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It's okay.

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Well, you think itsucksforyou?

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I'm the one who actually
wanted to get married.

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(Horn blaring)

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Phyllis,
you're a wonderful woman.

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And you're a hell of a bowler!

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Cheers.

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All: Cheers!

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Thank you, Randy.
That was great. Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Hi, I'm Michael Scott.

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And, for the next 40 minutes,

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I am going to be
your tour guide through

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the lives of Phyllis lapin
and Bob Vance,

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one of the great, seemingly
impossible, love stories of our time.

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My name is Michael Scott.

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Webster's
dictionary defines wedding

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as "the fusing of two metals
with a hot torch."

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Well, you know something?

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I think you guys are two medals,

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gold medals.

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For those of you
who don't know me,

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I'm Michael Scott,
Phyllis' boss.

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To quote from
the Princess bride,

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"marriage..."

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The most important part of
a speech is the opening line.

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When time is not a factor, I like to
try out three or four different ones.

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Phyllis and Bob, their
celebrity couple name would be

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flob.

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You look at her, and she's
kind of matronly today,

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but back in high school, I swear
her nickname was easy rider.

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Now, as for Bob. Bob Vance...

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Okay, that's enough. Thanks.
Isaguy...

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Thanks, Michael.
Give me the Mike.

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He works...
Okay, hold on, hold on...

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Look_.

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I didn't say anything when Phyllis's
dad upstaged me at the ceremony.

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And I think you
owe me this, okay?

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Give me the microphone.

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No, I'm not going to.

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Michael, give me the microphone.

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Itsokay you're out
of here. Okay, good.

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Yeah, you're out of here.
You're...

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Michael: I hate you!

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A year has passed
since I wrote my note

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hey. Hey.

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When are we gonna get to see some
of those famous beesly dance moves?

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I'm pacing myself.

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Come on.

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Get out there. Give the
people what they want.

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No. I'm such a dorky dancer.

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I know. And it's very cute.

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Hypothetically, if I thought
Pam was interested, then,

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no, it's totally hypothetical.

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Come on.
I can't let you in, Michael.

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Dwight, just... no. It's
Bob and Phyllis's orders.

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Look, I just wanted to go in and
quietly sit, and have a piece of cake.

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I'm not even gonna dance,
one song, maybe...

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You are a real life wedding
crasher and I must bounce you.

294
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I'm sorry,
it gives me no pleasure.

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Okay.

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You remember me
when the west wind moves

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upon the fields of barley

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you'll forget
the sun in his jealous way

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as we walk in fields of gold

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so she took her love

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for to gaze...

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Even after you're gone

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and I know that you love...

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They're playing oursong, huh?

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Yeah, that's weird.

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I thought they only
played the police.

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I know. I...

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I gave them 20 bucks.

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You wanna dance?

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Dreams last so long

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even after you're gone

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and I know

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that you love me

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and soon you will see

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you were meant for me

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and I was meant for you

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and I was meant for you

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Hey, you wanna get out of here?

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Here's a non-hypothetical,

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I'm really happy I'm with Karen.

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Every little thing
she does is magic

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everything she do
just turns me on

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even though my
life before was tragic

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now I know my
love for her goes on

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one, two, three!

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Toby... yeah!

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I just want Phyllis
to have a great day.

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Phyllis and you
will be great together.

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We are great together.
We are a great team.

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The celtics were a great team.

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Yes. Yes, they were.

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Robert parish...

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I should talk to her. I don't
want this to ruin her honeymoon.

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00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,577
Well, nobody ever helped me.
I had to do it myself.

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Even the doctor didn't know.

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Dude, keep it together.

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I listened to you
for a half an hour

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eventhough most of that
stuff went right over my head.

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(All whooping)

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Yeah!

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Phyms? Phyllis, wait, please.

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I'm sorry. I just...

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I just wanted to make
this a day to remember.

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You found uncle al!

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00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,360
Yeah, yeah.
He's kind of a weirdo.

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Thank you, Michael.

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00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,239
You're... you're welcome.

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00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,176
Michael: They say that your
wedding day goes by in such a flash

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that you're lucky if you even
get a piece of your own cake.

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00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,955
I say, that's crazy.

351
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,624
I say, "let them eat cake."

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00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,837
Margaret Thatcher
said that about marriage.

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Smart broad.

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00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,346
Be careful with the... no!

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00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,515
Oh, wow!

356
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,686
Phyllis. Phyllis, come on.

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00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,438
You look like a clown.

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00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,648
Here. Oh, get me. Get me!

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(Grunts)