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Hey, Kevin. Nice of you
to join us. Where were you?

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My tire blew out
on the way here, Michael.

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I almost died. I went
into this skid... pop quiz.

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What?
Why is today a special day?

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I almost died.
Today is a special day

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because I am being honored

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as a visiting professor.

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Special lecturer?

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Emeritus, how did you put it?

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You will be a guest speaker

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in my
emerging enterprises class.

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In business school, Kevin.

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Business school. Wow.

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If you bring your boss to class,

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it automatically bumps you up
a full-letter grade.

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I'd be stupid
not to do it, right?

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A boss is like a teacher.

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And I am like the cool teacher.

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Like Mr. Handell.

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Mr. Handell would hang out
with us,

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and he would tell us
awesome jokes.

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And he actually hooked up
with one of the students,

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and then, like,
12 other kids came forward.

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It was in all the papers.

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Really ruined
eighth grade for us.

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Here we go. College road show.
Gotta bring oura game.

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What is the most inspiring
thing I ever said to you?

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"Don't be an idiot."
Changed my life.

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Whenever I'm about
to do something,

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I think,
"would an idiot do that?"

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And if they would,
I do not do that thing.

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Will they throw their
hats, you think? What?

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A lot of times,
at a school or naval academy,

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after a rousing speech,

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the crowd will throw its hats
high into the air.

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You understand, nobody's
graduating. Yeah, I know. I know.

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I'm just saying,
if they did throw their hats,

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I've got a great line for that.

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May your hats fly
as high your dreams!

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That was a pretty good line.
I'm just...

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It doesn't apply. I understand!
Wow! Relax, spazzy boy!

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Sometimes you're such a
little spaz! God, I'm driving!

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Hey! Quit it.

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We have fun!

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I can't wait
for your art show tonight.

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Okay, just so you know,

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it's just the students from
my class in a little studio.

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Iwoumntnflssh for
the world. Thanks.

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I'm really happy
to be back with Roy.

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I think it shows maturity,
maturity and dignity.

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Is that braggy?
I don't mean it to be braggy.

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Love you! You, too.

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Pam's with Roy, I'm with Karen,

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and Brangelina is
with frangelina. Moving on!

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I can't believe
you're back together with Roy.

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Oh, yeah. We have such
a solid foundation, you know.

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Oh, my god,
you're so in love now.

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Yeah. You should come
to my art show, by the way.

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Art show!

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I mean, it's not a big deal,

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but I think a lot of people from
the office are gonna be there.

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Yeah. Definitely,
I'll be there. For sure.

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Campus. Brings back so many
memories that I would have made.

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Hey, frisbee! Check that out!

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What do you say we get our
frizz on before class? Come on.

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Yeah!

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(Whooping)

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Dude!

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Oh, my god.

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Animal stool.

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Dwight, what are you doing?

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Solving a mystery, if that's
quite all right with you!

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Come to papa!

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

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What we have here is a bird

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that has been trapped in a vent.

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Fortunately,
I have found it before...

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(Screaming) Bat! Get it out!

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Dwight: Bat! Bat! Oh, my god!

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Bat! What do you mean...

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No, I won't remain calm!

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(Woman screams)

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Dwight: There it goes! Goodbye.

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God, this is Angela Martin.

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Please don't let that stupid
thing come anywhere near me.

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Please make it go away!

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Okay. This is it. Ryan
is doing my intro right now.

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Dunder Mifflin can't compete
with the modern chains,

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and management is unwilling
or unable to adapt.

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Their customers are dying off...

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I can't hear what he's saying,

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but he looks like
he's really into it.

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(Screams)

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We have a bat in the office.

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Simple solution would be
to open a window,

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if we had windows
that could open.

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Poop is raining
from the ceilings.

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Poop.

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Jim: Okay, thanks.

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Animal control
will be here at 6:00.

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At 6:00?
No, that is unacceptable.

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Okay, Jim. You are the
number two in this office.

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You need to step up
and show some leadership!

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I'm sorry, what'd you say?

105
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So weird. What? What's so weird?

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The bat... I mean,
I know I felt it bite me,

107
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but look, there's no Mark.

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I feel so tingly,

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so strangely powerful.

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Oh, well.

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And now, without further ado,

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I present the regional manager

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of dunder Mifflin, Scranton,
Michael Scott.

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(Music playing)

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(Clearing throat)

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Hello, everyone,
I am Michael Scott...

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Hello, I'm Brandon fidalgo,

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ceo of the teaching company.
These...

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And I'd like to start today
by inspiring you.

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May I borrow someone's
textbook, please?

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Thank you.

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What have we here?
Ooh, economics.

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Very, very interesting.

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You cannot learn from books.

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Replace these pages
with life lessons,

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and then you will have a book

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that is worth
its weight in gold.

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I know, those are expensive,
but the lesson is priceless.

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Good.

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All right,
I think you're inspired.

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Shall we proceed?

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There are four kinds
of business,

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tourism, food service,
railroads and sales.

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And hospitals/manufacturing.

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And air travel.

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This is your job, Halpert.

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Jim: Ow!

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What happened?

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That bread on your desk. I
just picked it up. It's white hot.

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But, Jim, this garlic
bread is cold. What?

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No, it burned me, I...

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Bizarre.

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No. One crisis at a time.

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Ifa vampire bat was in the us,

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it would make sense
for it to come

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to a "sylvania,"
like Pennsylvania.

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Now, that doesn't mean

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that Jim is gonna
become a vampire.

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Only that he carries
the vampiric germ.

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So, you want to start a
business. How do you start?

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What do you need? Well,
first of all, you need a building.

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And secondly, you need supply,
you need something to sell.

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Now, this could be anything.

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It could be a thingamajig
or a who's-he-what's-he

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or a whatchamacallit.

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Now, you need to sell those
in order to have a payday.

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And if you sell enough of them,

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you will make a 100 grand.

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Satisfied?

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This looks great.
I'd love to be there,

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but my daughter's play
is tonight.

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Damn it!

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You know, one of the other
parents will probably videotape it.

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So... oh, no, you should go.

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Well, it's important
to support local art.

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You know?
And what they do is not art.

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Okay, I'm seeing some
confused faces out there.

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Let me slow down a little bit,
break this down.

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Okay.

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The more stickers you sell,
the more profit,

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fancy word for money,

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you have to buy playstations
and beanie babies...

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Michael... and products!

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What we normally do here is
more of a question and answer thing.

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Well, okay... I'm just kind
ofgetting going...

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Yeah, I know. All right, okay.

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Well, we can do questions.
Okay, very good. First hand up.

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Sir, as a company that
primarily distributes paper,

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how have you adapted
your business model

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to function in an increasingly
paperless world?

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We can't overestimate
the value of computers.

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Yes, they are great for playing
games and forwarding funny e-mails,

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but real business
is done on paper, okay?

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Write that down.

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Hey, Jim, here's the aspirin
you wanted.

186
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Oh, thank god. I've such
a headache from that glare.

187
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What glare?

188
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,000
The glare offangela's
crucifix. It's blinding.

189
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I don't have a lot
of experience with vampires,

190
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but I have hunted werewolves.

191
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I shot one once,
but by the time I got to it,

192
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it had turned back
into my neighbor's dog.

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Extraordinary events call
for extraordinary actions.

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Will you form an allegiance...
Sure.

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To use sudden violence? Okay.

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Do you have the tools

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to turn a wooden mop handle
into a stake?

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What size?

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What do you say to a customer
who wants to leave you

200
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for the convenience and
savings of a nationwide chain?

201
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I say,
"you will miss our service

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"and I absolutely guarantee
you'll come back."

203
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Has anyone ever come back?

204
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We don't want them back.
They're stupid.

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How far has your herfindahl
index declined since the merger?

206
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,221
Nice try. How's your
polack-says-what index?

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What? Thanks, Kowalski.

208
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Can we get back on track here?

209
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By your own
employee's calculation,

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you'll be obsolete
in the next five to ten years.

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Wait. Ryan said that?

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What are you doing?

213
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You better not hurt that little
bat. Animals can't feel pain.

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Don't hurt that bat, creed!

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It's a living thing
with feelings and a family!

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Flush him towards the door.
On my go! Now!

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Bat! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

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I am a hero.

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Yeah, sure. You know business.

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Sitting up here in your ivory
tower and your ebony tower.

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Well, you know what?

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I tell you one thing,
dunder Mifflin is here to stay!

223
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,589
But how can you compete
against a company

224
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with the resources
of a nationwide chain?

225
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David will always beat Goliath!

226
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,121
But there's five goliaths.

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There's staples, officemax...
Yeah, yeah.

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You know what else
is facing five goliaths?

229
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America. Al-qaeda.

230
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Global warming. Sex predators.

231
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Mercury poisoning.

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So do we just give up?

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Is that what we're
learning in business school?

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But in the big picture,
you have...

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Dunder Mifflin
is the big picture!

236
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Can't you understand that?
No, you can't, you're too young.

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Ryan has never made a sale.

238
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And he started a fire,
trying to make a cheesy pita.

239
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And everybody thinks he's a
tease. Well, you know what?

240
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He doesn't know anything
and neither do you.

241
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So, suck on that!

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It wasn't personal.
Business is always personal.

243
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It's the most personal thing
in the world.

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When we get back to the
office, pack your things.

245
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Pack my... you heard
me. Pack your things.

246
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,469
I really want to come out!
Good night, Mary Beth!

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So, you're cool to just wait
here for animal control?

248
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,070
Animal control?

249
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I've been controlling animals
since I was six.

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Cool. Okay.

251
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I'm gonna go home and
lie down, draw the shades.

252
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There's just
so much sun in here.

253
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Bye, Dwight.

254
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Goodbye, Jim.

255
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And good luck.

256
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Jim is on a path now,

257
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an eternal journey,
and I wish him well.

258
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,569
But I have a destiny
in this realm.

259
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Specifically, in the kitchen.

260
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,783
And it's all
from the same series.

261
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Called impressions.

262
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Not that I would call myself
an impressionist per se.

263
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But maybe one day. I hope so.

264
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I still need, you know,
my breakthrough or whatever.

265
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Hey, babe. Roy: Hew

266
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how are you? Good.

267
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I brought my brother.
Hey, Kenny.

268
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Hey, Pam. Hey.

269
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How about this, huh?

270
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I show up with my brother
and no one from work is here.

271
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That's pretty cool, huh?

272
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,410
(Dwight breathing heavily)

273
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Magic time.

274
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(Yelling)

275
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(Screaming)

276
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My hair!

277
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,466
Get off! Get off me!

278
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:52,220
Get it off me! Get off me!
Hold still, woman!

279
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,263
Get it off! I got it! I got it!

280
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,431
Get it off!

281
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(Screaming)

282
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You're welcome.

283
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,951
Roy: It's cool if I go, right? I
mean, I looked at all of them.

284
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,744
Yeah. I'll just...
I'll drive myself home.

285
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,497
To my place?

286
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,333
Maybe. I'm a little tired.

287
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,547
Your art was the
prettiest art of all the art.

288
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,715
Thank you.

289
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,804
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

290
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,306
I was just trying
to do my presentation.

291
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,600
And, of course I was wrong

292
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:43,020
to suggest that dunder Mifflin
might ever go out of business.

293
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,523
But you don't have to fire me.

294
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,984
Fire you? No, no, no.

295
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,821
You are moving to the annex.

296
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,197
To the annex?

297
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,283
Where Kelly is?

298
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,826
A good manager
doesn't fire people.

299
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,287
He hires people
and inspires people.

300
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,291
People, Ryan.

301
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,713
And people will never go
out of business.

302
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,467
You're the one who said
we needed more culture.

303
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,804
This is culture to you?
It's her first try.

304
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,681
Yeah. On Van gogh's first try,

305
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,224
he drew the hands
of the peasants.

306
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,559
Meaning what?

307
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,522
Meaning real art takes
courage, okay, and honesty.

308
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,000
Well, those aren't
Pam'sstrong points.

309
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,569
Yeah, exactly.
That's why this is motel art.

310
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,242
Thanks for coming.

311
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:53,841
Pamcasso!

312
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,553
Sorry I'm late. I had to race
across town. Oh, Michael.

313
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,347
Wow!

314
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,352
You did these? Freehand? Yep.

315
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,687
My god, these could be tracings.

316
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,942
Look at this one. Wow!

317
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,320
You nailed it.

318
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,326
How much?

319
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,955
What do you mean?
I don't see a price.

320
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,585
You want to buy it? Vveh, yeah.

321
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,630
Yeah, we have to have it
for the office.

322
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,966
I mean, there's my window.

323
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,510
And there's my car!

324
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,845
Is that your car?

325
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,561
That is our building.

326
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,858
And we sell paper.

327
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,117
I am really proud of you.

328
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,421
Thank you.

329
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,423
What?

330
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,220
Do you have something
in your pocket?

331
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,349
A chunky.

332
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,897
Do you want half? No, thank you.

333
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,274
Okay.

334
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,694
Michael: It is a message.

335
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:42,908
It is an inspiration.
It is a source of beauty.

336
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,372
And without paper,
it could not have happened.

337
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,460
Unless you had a camera.

338
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,756
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

339
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,216
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

340
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,595
Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh,
my god! It's only temporary, okay?

341
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,556
Don't get excited.
I won't. I won't. I won't.

342
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,850
I won't. I won't! I won't!

343
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,685
I won't! I won't! I won't!
I won't! I won't!