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So, the figures show
improvement right there, Michael.

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And again...

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I'll call back.

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You never call back.

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Pam: Every time Michael's
in a meeting,

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he makes me come in
and give him a post-it note

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telling him who's on the phone.

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I did it once and he freaked
out. He loved it so much.

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The thing is he doesn't
get that many calls.

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So he has me make them up
every 10 minutes.

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Tell him I'll call him back.

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'Youcantjust work
200 days... Pam: Sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no. I
don't have time for this.

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Tell him I'm in a meeting.

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You have to know how to work
this. There's no excuse for this.

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Yeah. I can get you
a tutor if you need.

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Ah, this is a very
important client,

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but I have the most important client
sitting right in front of me, my boss.

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So I will call him back.
Oh, no, no, no.

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Customer service is obviously
priority one. You can take the call.

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No. Money isn't
everything, Ryan.

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And you're my friend,
and I don't want to be rude.

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Take the call, friend.
I refuse. No.

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My house, my rules. I insist.

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I insist you take
your work calls.

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Okay. All right, Pam, would
you put the call through?

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Hiya, buddy.

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I don't know, I just... I never
feltwelcome there, you know?

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Thats_. It's such a boys' club.

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Good. Yeah. I hate that.

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So, here's the deal.

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I am on my way to
New York to be deposed

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as part of jan's wrongful
termination lawsuit.

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The company fired her
for having the courage

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to augment her boobs.

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And they displayed

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a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behavior.

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Yes. Yes. Pattern. "Pat-turn."
My friend pat took a turn.

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That's how I remember that.

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Could we pull over
and put down the top?

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My... I'm feeling a little...

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Queasy. No, I
want it up. My hair.

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Remember, it's not
just a pattern.

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It's a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behaviors.

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"Dis-ray." my friend
dis ray got new specs.

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Dis ray spect.

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My friend in-a-pro drives a
prius with his behind neighbor.

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Does this work for you?

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Tell them how much
you're going to get if you win.

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Come on, Michael,
that's tacky. Million dollars.

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4 million. $4 million!

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Man, that is a lot ofguacamole!
Lot of the green. Lot of green.

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That is why I have
memorized jan's answers

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and I've also thrown in
some "er's" and "ah's"...

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No, Michael... just
to make it seem like

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it's not memorized. No, come on.

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Perfect crime! Stop
saying ridiculous things.

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He's just going to tell the truth. The
truth is very, you know, complicated.

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So we went over it carefully,

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and just so that we wouldn't leave anything
up to chance or Michael's judgment.

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Could we please pull over
and pull down the top?

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I do not feel good.
Michael, I told you, I'm not...

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I'm getting carsick!
Putting the top down!

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I'm going to puke. I think
I'm going to throw up.

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All right, fine. Just
a second. Hold on.

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(Groans)

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(Sighs)

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Hey, Schneider, real quick,

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what do you call a buttload
of lawyers driving off a cliff?

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A good start. And I
think it's "busload."

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Yeah, a bunch of rich
lawyers took the bus.

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Where did you find this guy?

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Hey, there he is. Hey, Michael.

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Hey, hey. Jan.

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I'm glad you're here. I actually
need to talk to you for a second.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Can we talk off the
record asfnends?

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(Sighs)

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I would love that.

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Jan has put the company
in a very tough position here.

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Now, you've been with us for a
long time. Over 10 years, right?

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We just want to be sure that you won't
do anything to hurt us with your testimony.

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Do you understand?
Abso-fruitly. Yeah.

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Ph_.hldoanyflflng for
the company. Good.

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That is great to hear.

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It is.

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Game, son!

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All right, let's run it back.

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The warehouse got a
ping-pong table last week.

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Now Jim comes down and plays
with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice.

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My boyfriend is 12.

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What has two skinny chicken
legs and sucks at ping-pong?

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Hi, Kelly. Guess
whose boyfriend it is?

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I don't want to guess. I'll give
you a hint, it's not my boyfriend.

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I think it's a guy over here.

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I don't talk trash.
I talk smack.

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They're totally different.

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Trash talk is all hypothetical,
like, "your mama's so fat,

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"she could eat the Internet."

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But smack talk is happening,
like, right now.

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Like, "you're ugly and I know it for a fact
'cause I got the evidence right there."

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Jim? Can I see you for a second?

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Sure.

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Wow.

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Okay, it's not regulation
size, but it'll do.

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You have to practice. You have
to get really good and beat Darryl.

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Oh, I can't beat Darryl. Please.

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Kelly's trash-talking me
because Darryl's beating you.

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What? Seriously?
What is she saying?

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Your boyfriend is so weak, he
needs steroids just to watch baseball.

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Jim couldn't hit a ping-pong
ball if it was the size of the moon.

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Were Jim's parents first cousins
that were also bad at ping-pong?

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So, you're asking me to
defend your honor against Kelly?

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Sort of. Yes.

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Bring me a player. Okay.

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Hi, everyone. Dianne Kelly. I'm
the company's chief legal counsel.

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Hi. No. No. Absolutely not.
What is he doing here?

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Toby? Are you renewing
your divorce vows

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before my deposition?

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Michael, I'm your hr rep.

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Pntonyourflde. Neven

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I want him gone. I
don't talk until heleaves.

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Michael, just relax, okay?

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You know what, I think
they're ready for us now, so...

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Okay. All right.

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Mr. Scott, do you swear to
tell the truth, the whole truth

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and nothing but the truth?

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Yes. Mr. Scott,

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can you describe the circumstances
of Ms. Levinson's termination?

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Well, it was not
just a termination.

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It was a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behavior.

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Oh, very good. Well put.

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People underestimate Michael.

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There are plenty of things
that he is well above average at,

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like ice-skating.

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He is a very good ice-skater.

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Hey, Kevin,
Jim needs to see you.

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About what?

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He needs help balancing
some travel receipts.

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Are you sure he wants me?

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Because I have Oscar balance
my travel receipts.

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Yeah, no, he asked
for you specifically.

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He's in the conference room.

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Kevin: Awesome!

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How long have you
known the plaintiff?

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Ihavent actually seen it,

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butlhave seen the firm

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and I'm planning on renting
the pelican brief.

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How long have you
known Ms. Levinson?

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Six years and two months.

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And you were directly
under her the entire time?

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That's what she said.

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Excuse me?

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That's what she said.

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Ms. Levinson told you that
she was your direct superior?

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What? Why would she say that?

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Can we just move on to
another question? No, wait,

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I don't understand. Who's
on record as saying this?

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With all due respect, I'm in the
middle of a line of questioning.

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Now, Mr. Scott, what did
you say Ms. Levinson said

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regarding your employment status
with respect to her corporate position?

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Come again? That's what she said? I
don't know what you're talking about.

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If I may, he was just telling a joke before,
so can we move on to another question?

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Oh, are you sure? Yes.

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Can you go back to where
this digression began?

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Mr. Schneider, "and you were
directly under her the entire time?"

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Mr. Scott,
"that's what she said."

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Well, delivery's all wrong.
She's butchering it.

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Did Ms. Levinson ever say why
she thought she was being fired?

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She thought it had to do with
the twins. That's what I call them.

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Could you be more
specific. Who are the twins?

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To be delicate,
they hang off milady's chest.

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They make milk.

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You don't need
to go any further.

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Her breasts? Yes.

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She thought it had something to do with
her recent breast-enhancement surgery?

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Yes. And frankly, the timing
was nothing short of predominant.

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What about your romantic
relationship with Ms. Levinson?

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Could that have played a part
in her termination?

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Well, if it did,

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then the company
is breaking its own rules.

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Interesting. How so?

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Because before we started dating,
we disclosed our relationship to hr.

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And I have the proof right here.

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(Gasps)

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Okay, the company has just a
few clarifying questions, Mr. Scott,

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if that's okay with
you? I will allow it.

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Would you mind, please, just

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taking a quick look at
this photograph, please?

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That is you and Ms. Levinson
in Jamaica, is that correct?

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Michael: Uh-huh.

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And that photograph was
taken more than two months

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prior to the start of your
relationship, does that sound right?

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Mr. Scott, the timeline here
is actually very important.

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Please, when did your
relationship actually begin?

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(Sighing) Well, it depends
on how you define begin.

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I mean, if it's from the first time
we shook hands, like, six years ago.

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If it's from the first time we
kissed, it's, like, two years ago.

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Excuse me? If it was from
the first time we kissed sober,

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it was, like,
four months after that.

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Schneider: Can we take
a short break?

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00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,773
No. Are you telling me
that your relationship

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began two years ago and not in February
as you previously testified to here?

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Line. I'm sorry, what?

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He asked for a line,
like in a play.

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"Mr. Scott, do you realize
you just contradicted yourself?"

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"I did." "Yes, you did."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"

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"No." "I really have to. I've
been drinking lots of water."

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"You went five minutes ago."
"That wasn't to go to the bathroom,

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"that was to get out
of a question."

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"You still have to answer it." "First,
can I go to the bathroom?" "No."

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Good game, Meredith.

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Don't patronize me.

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All right, what is
going on here? Dwight!

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Thank god you're here.

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As it turns out, one of our biggest
clients is a ping-pong master.

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And I have to play him
tomorrow, or we lose the account.

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Can you help me out?
Will you help me practice?

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What the hell? I told you.

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All of my heroes
are table-tennis players.

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Zoran primorac, jan-ove
waldner, wang tao,

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joerg rosskopf and,
of course, ashraf helmy.

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I even have a life-sized poster
of Hugo hoyama on my wall.

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And the first time
I left Pennsylvania

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was to go to the hall of fame
induction ceremony ofandrzej grubba.

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Jan and I had an on-again/off-again
relationship for two years.

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And I know this destroys
her case and I am sorry,

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but I throw myself at the
mercy of the deposition.

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Thank you, Mr. Scott.
That's all we needed to know.

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Schneider: Wait.

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We'd like to enter into the record a
page from Michael Scott's personal journal.

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Michael: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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What are you doing
with my diary?

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This is plaintiff's exhibit 107.

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I quote from an entry dated

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January 4 of this past year.

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"Just got back from Jamaica,
tan almost everywhere.

239
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"Jan, almost everywhere.
Hee, hee.

240
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,850
"Oh, diary, what a week.

241
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,854
"I had sex with my boss. I don't
know if it's going to go anywhere.

242
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,899
"Jan was very specific that
this is not going anywhere,

243
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,651
"that it was a onetime mistake.

244
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,487
"But we had sex six times,
so you tell me.

245
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,490
"I am definitely
feeling very eerie."

246
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,658
Irie.

247
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,201
Irie. Sorry.

248
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:27,163
"More tomorrow.
X-o-x-o, Michael."

249
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,582
It would appear that
neither you nor Ms. Levinson

250
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,292
considered you
had a relationship

251
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,419
in any sense of the word.
Is that correct?

252
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,232
We're going to need to see a copy of
that entire journal before we proceed.

253
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,734
I don't think anyone in this
room has a right to read my diary.

254
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,969
It's basic discovery. We
have the right to review it.

255
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,389
Okay, let's make 10
copies of this diary.

256
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,974
Could you make it 11?

257
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:51,229
Eleven. Sure. And we'll break for
lunch, so everyone can have a look.

258
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,962
(Sighs)

259
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,964
Can I sit here?

260
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:33,271
You know, I know a little bit about
what you're going through in a way.

261
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,986
When I was a kid,
my parents got divorced.

262
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,988
They both wanted custody

263
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:46,951
and they both asked me to testify
against the other one in court.

264
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:51,080
So, I don't know. I didn't want them to
get divorced in the first place, you know?

265
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,166
I love them both so much.

266
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,836
I just wanted...

267
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,900
How could you give up
my diary like that?

268
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,220
I had to. I'm sorry,
but I need to win this.

269
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,597
We need to win this.

270
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,015
How did you even find it?

271
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,659
You keep it under
my side of the mattress.

272
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,769
I don't like the lump. I'm
really upset about this.

273
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,563
All right, I stole your diary
and gave it to my lawyer.

274
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,941
You e-mailed a topless photo of
me to everyone in our company.

275
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,068
Let's call it even.

276
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,444
Fine. I love you.

277
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,737
I love you, too.

278
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,949
Mr. Scott, who is this
other woman, Ryan,

279
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:31,996
who you refer to here as "just as
hot as jan, but in a different way."

280
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,791
Not a woman, just a cool,
great-looking, best friend.

281
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,042
Aren't we trying to determine

282
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,586
whether Michael and jan were
engaged in a romantic affair?

283
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:39,962
Not Michael and
this Ryan person.

284
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,047
(Laughing)

285
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,799
Toby: Excuse me.
Michael: All right.

286
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,967
All right, this is
the way I see it.

287
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:50,181
Yes, I had sex with jan and, yes, I
did consider jan to be my girlfriend,

288
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:55,520
however, jan clearly did not
consider me to be her boyfriend.

289
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,481
So her actions are
completely rightful.

290
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,484
Okay, Mr. Scott, it's admirable

291
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,071
the way you defend a woman
who is so obviously ambivalent

292
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,572
about her relationship with you.

293
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,576
Thank you very much.
You didn't have to say that.

294
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,286
Considering she consistently gave
you such poor performance reviews.

295
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,791
That was before our relationship.
She was going through a divorce.

296
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,001
And she was drinking a lot.

297
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,628
Dianne: Okay.

298
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,754
Of water.

299
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:27,593
Mr. Scott, this is a copy of a
particularly negative performance review.

300
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,847
Would you mind reading
the date on that, please?

301
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,685
"March 17."

302
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,021
And that would be a month after
your relationship became official,

303
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,481
is that correct? Yes.

304
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,816
You may read

305
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,610
the highlighted portion
out loud if you'd like to.

306
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,451
"I am out of carrots.
I am out of sticks.

307
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,036
"Mr. Scott has time
and again proven himself

308
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,833
"to be an unmanageable employee
and a poor branch manager.

309
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,461
"I recommend he be removed
from that position

310
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,172
"and reassigned to sales
where he belongs."

311
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,941
Dianne: Mr. Scott,
after hearing that,

312
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,259
wouldn't you say
that Ms. Levinson's judgment

313
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,804
is at least very
seriously flawed?

314
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,601
Dianne: Mr. Scott?

315
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,358
How's it going?

316
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:28,738
Well, he has gone from completely
hopeless to simply miserable.

317
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,990
Check this out,
though. Spin serve.

318
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,912
Works, like,
80% of the time, so...

319
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:36,996
Nice.

320
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,166
So, should I schedule
the rematch with Darryl now?

321
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,375
I think I'm ready.

322
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,960
I'll make the call.

323
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,715
Wait a minute,
Darryl is the client?

324
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,970
No, no, no, he works
here, dumb ass!

325
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,556
Right.

326
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,142
Spin serve!

327
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,982
How could you do that to me?

328
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,295
You can respond. Just remember
it's all going into the record.

329
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,447
Michael, I'm not the enemy,
okay? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.

330
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,408
Dunder Mifflin has
always treated me

331
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,662
with the utmost respect,
with loyalty.

332
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,749
They were going to give me
your job, and I should have taken it.

333
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,435
All right, wait,
before you go any further,

334
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,337
let me show you what kind
of loyalty they have, okay?

335
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,423
Lester, please read that part
of Wallace's deposition.

336
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,009
Schneider:
Starting at paragraph six.

337
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,012
Counsel, "Mr. Wallace,
regarding Michael Scott,

338
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,306
"was he a contender
to replace jan Levinson?"

339
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,267
David Wallace, "yes."

340
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:44,021
See? I was number-one
contender. I was being groomed.

341
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,190
Counsel, "was he
your first choice?"

342
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,776
David Wallace, "Michael
Scott is a fine employee

343
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,112
"who has been with the
company many years."

344
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,240
Counsel, "was he in
the top five of contenders?"

345
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,450
David Wallace,
"what do you want me to say?

346
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,745
"Come on, he's a nice guy. There
were many people that I considered."

347
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,624
Counsel, "was he being seriously
considered for the corporate job?"

348
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,668
David Wallace, "no."

349
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,593
I have one more question,
Mr. Scott.

350
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,928
Wouldn't you agree
with Ms. Levinson

351
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,015
that the company exhibits
a pattern of disrespect

352
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,683
toward its employees?

353
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,523
Absolutely not.

354
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,578
Yes! Way to go! See that?

355
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,164
Yeah. The floppy-haired
girl you date won a point.

356
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,957
Nineteen serving four.

357
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,755
(Cheers)

358
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,841
Nice, baby! Nice one!

359
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,469
(Singing) Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend

360
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,780
'cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause
'cause he sucks at ping-pong

361
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,432
you know what? I'm sick
of this. Let's go. You and me!

362
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,226
What? Let's go!
Pick up a paddle.

363
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,437
Okay. Bring it on. I am.

364
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,706
You think you can handle this?

365
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,856
In my sleep.

366
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,775
Okay, volley for serve. "."P

367
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,151
"o_"

368
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,365
"O_"

369
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,010
Do you want to go play
on the table upstairs?

370
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,035
Kelly: "P." Pam: "O."

371
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,370
Yes.

372
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,456
Pam: "P."

373
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,715
Michael, I am very sorry.

374
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,676
Oh, hey, no biggie. Just...

375
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,345
No, no, no. This was rough.

376
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,806
We never meant for you to
get caught in the middle of this.

377
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,557
I'm very sorry.

378
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,485
Hey, David?

379
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,778
Yeah?

380
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,155
I think you're a nice guy, too.

381
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,032
Thanks, Michael.

382
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,450
Michael: Why did I do it?

383
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,618
I don't know.

384
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:07,123
Jan said that it was
because of the photo

385
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,708
that she revealed the diary.

386
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,628
But she already brought the
diary with her to New York. So...

387
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,674
You expect to get screwed
by your company,

388
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,760
but you never expect to get
screwed by your girlfriend.

389
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,436
What do you want
to do for dinner?

390
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,188
How about Chinese?

391
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,733
We should really try
to save some money.

392
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,860
How about something cheap?

393
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:41,407
That was my cheap suggestion.
Chinese was my cheap suggesfion.

394
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,909
Can you do fast food? Fine.

395
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,619
Fast food's fine.