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Pam: W.B. Jones is renovating their
offices, and their construction crews

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are taking up some of the
parking spaces we used to get.

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So we had to park at a
satellite parking lot over there.

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Which just means we get to
see more of our lovely street.

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Tell them what
we saw today, Jim.

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Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking
the bones of a rotisserie chicken.

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Nature.

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I've been here nine years,

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now all of a sudden I'm
supposed to park half a mile away.

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I lost a penny out
of my loafers, Oscar.

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I will quit.

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As god is my witness, I
will quit if this is not fixed.

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Some of us like the walk
more than others.

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Kevin: It hurts like hell.

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Did you pick a new chair?
It's been a while.

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Pam, when I first
opened this catalogue,

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I thought I was just going
to be picking out a chair.

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But instead you found something to
distract you from ever picking out a chair.

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Michael started the process of selecting
a new chair about three weeks ago.

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And normally I wouldn't care,
but he promised me his old one.

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It's way better.
It's one of these.

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(Imitating chair mechanism)

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I really want it.

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Have you ever seen this woman?

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Her?

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The one in the really great mesh,
black, high-back swivel chair?

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Look at her smile. It's the eyes.
Look at her eyes. She's got...

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I don't know what it is, exactly.
She dresses like a professional,

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and yet you know there is a side of
her that could just curl up on a couch.

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Or in a great chair.

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Yeah, maybe, but...

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Remember, after my dinner party,
when I said that I was swearing off women?

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I definitely remember
your dinner party.

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I think what I meant was that I am
completely swearing off one woman.

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Jan.

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I think that fate put this
catalogue in my hands.

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Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand,
'cause you have to pick out a new chair.

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What is it like being single?
I like it. I like

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starting each day with
a sense of possibility.

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And I'm optimistic,

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because every day I get
a little more desperate,

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and desperate situations
yield the quickest results.

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Ladies and gentlemen, would you
please open your supply catalogues

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and kindly turn to page 85?

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(Phone ringing)

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Yo, is this his new chair?

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No, he hasn't picked one yet.

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God!

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When Pam gets Michael's
old chair, I get Pam's old chair.

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Then I'll have two chairs.
Only one to go.

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I am ready to start dating again.
I'm getting back on the market.

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So, fyi, for those of you
who're thinking about fixing me up

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with any of your friends,

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use the woman on page 85

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as a template.

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That will be all.

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I left my cell phone in my car.

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Call us when you get there,
so we know you're okay.

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Listen, man, I am
completely overjan.

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So, would you set me up?

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If I had somebody to set you up with,
Michael, then I'd take her for myself.

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Ithoughtyou were engaged.

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Nope. Stacy broke up with me.

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What? God, that's terrible, man.

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(Exclaims)

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She's crazy.

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Are you still on good terms
with any of her friends?

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Not anymore.
It's a bitter situation.

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She's... you don't deserve her.

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All right.

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Hello, Oscar Mayer weiner lover.

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I bet that you have a bunch
of very liberal girl-type friends

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who trust you implicitly,

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because they know you'd never
touch 'em because of your condition.

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Phyllis: Michael? What?

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I have a friend who's single.

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Sandy.

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She's gorgeous, and she's
got a feisty personality, too.

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Feisty? So she's notjolly or sassy?
Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

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No, she's a professional
softball player.

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(Shudders)

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Catcher or infield?

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I don't know, Michael.

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Is she a dress-wearer
or a pants-wearer?

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Could we share a rowboat?
Could a rowboat support her?

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What are you asking?

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I think I'm being very
clear what I'm asking.

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Would an average-sized rowboat
support her without capsizing?

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It bothers me that you're
not answering the question.

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No, all right? No,
she can't fit in a rowboat.

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Damn it! I knew it!
I knew it, Phyllis! Okay.

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What is wrong with these people?
I would do anything for them,

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and they're just
hanging me out to dry.

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Dating shouldn't be hard
for somebody like me,

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but it is, and you know why? Because
nobody here is willing to help me.

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Nothing would ever get done in this
office without a formal request, would it?

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Well, fine. Here goes.

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I don't think that
this is... now, okay,

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I know that this is
probably not appropriate.

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But I need help.

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Because I want to play ball
with my kids before I get too old.

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And before that happens,
I need to get laid.

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And before that happens,
I need to be in love.

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And I don't wanna hear, "I
don't know, I can't help..."

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No, no. I am a catch,
and I am not going to be

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the one who got away.

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So this is what
we're going to do.

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Dwight is going to hand out index cards,
and I want you all to write down the name

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of an eligible woman for me
to date by the end of the day.

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No, by the end of the hour,
or you are fired.

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Write legibly, people.

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Because of the construction at w.B. Jones,
half of us have to park in the satellite lot.

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It's, like, a ten-minute
walk. No, 30.

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Well, look, I have an assigned
parking place in front, so...

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All right, all right, all right.

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Let me try to think about what
it would be like to not have one.

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Okay, yes, that
would be bad. Yes!

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That would be bad. Okay, so...

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Help us out. Wish
I could, but I can't.

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Well, can, but won't.

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Should, maybe, but, shorn't.

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Michael, please...

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What part of "shorn't"
don't you understand, Kevin?

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Look, I could probably
handle it, yes, but...

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I think it would be a good exercise
for you guys to do it yourselves.

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We won't let you down. You
can't, because I don't care.

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Listen! Don't forget to fill out
those cards. My love cards.

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There's nobody I hate enough
to write her name on this card.

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Well, I'm setting Michael up
with my fat friend, anyway.

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He can just deal with it.

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Who are you putting down?

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Oh, you don't know her.

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Who is it? Your mom.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Give that to me!
Give that to me.

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Okay, Wendy.

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Hot and juicy redhead.

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Let's give this a try.

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(Phone ring/ng)

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Woman.“ Wendy's.

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Hello, Wendy.

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This is Kevin's friend, Michael.

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This isn't Wendy.

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I'm sorry. Could you
put her on, please?

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Dude, this is a
Wendy's restaurant.

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Damn it, Kevin. Okay...

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Could I just have a frosty
and a baked potato, please?

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You have to come to the
restaurant to order food.

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Well, I'll send somebody to
pick it up, just have it ready.

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It's ready now.

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Well, put it aside.

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I've collected the rest
of the ladies.

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Good, good.

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Because this batch was awful.

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This one says "chair model"?

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I wrote that.

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Michael, you shouldn't have to
settle. This is my pledge to you.

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I will find her, and I
will bring her to you.

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And as god is my witness,
she shall bear your fruit.

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That sounds good. Go get her.

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Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

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First, go to Wendy's, get my
food, come back, and then go.

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That is fantastic.

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Thank you, thank you very
much. This is just what I needed.

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The furniture company gave me
the name of the advertising agency.

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They gave me the name
of the photographer.

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The photographer, a spaniard,
used a wilkes-barre modeling agency.

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The agency gave me
the following information.

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Deborah shoshlefski,
142 south windsor Lane.

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Dead, car accident. Case closed.

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She's dead?

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But she's so young. She was
so young, and now, she is dead.

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As dead as every dead animal
who has ever died.

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God.

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Why don't you sit down,
Michael? Come on.

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There we go.

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(Michael sighs)

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Michael, you didn't
even know her.

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Try not to be so hurtful, Jim.

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Jim, how dare you?
Please, not at a time like this.

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Okay, Michael, you know what?
I might have someone for you.

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Oh, really? What's her
name? Burger king?

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Pam: No, I mean it.

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She's really nice and sweet and
you guys might actually get along.

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I don't think I'm ready.
Is she hot?

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I'm setting Michael up with my
landlady. She's really sweet, and...

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Whatever, I just can't
take Michael like this.

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No question about it,
I am ready to get hurt again.

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We need to assemble
the five families.

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No, not the five families.

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We have to!

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The five families are the five
companies of Scranton business park.

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The bosses rarely meet.

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There's Michael Scott,
regional manager, dunder Mifflin.

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Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.

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Paul faust
of disaster kits limited.

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They call him "cool guy" Paul.

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W.b. Jones of
w.B. Jones heating and air.

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Grade a badass.

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And bill cress of cress tool and die.
Bill cress is super old and really mean.

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Kevin, I don't have time
for this right now.

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I'm trying to get a date
with Pam's hot friend.

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And she needs
to meet me right now.

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I'm calling the meeting anyway.

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Thank you very much.

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Our suspect has straight brown hair.
She is wearing blue jeans and a black top.

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Behold our bachelorette.

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Give her a 10 for her looks, and a
three for her ability to describe herself.

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Hello, my lady.

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Michael?

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Are you Michael Scott?

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Is who Michael what?

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I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be
meeting someone named Michael.

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That's not... yeah,
I'm not... Michael?

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Michael?

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Large hot chocolate with
caramel and a shot of peppermint.

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So you

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get the rent checks
every month, and...

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What happens next? What...

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You're asking me what I do with
the checks that people write to me?

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Just making conversation.

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Why is it so hard to meet
people? I... you know, it's...

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All I want is somebody
nice, and sweet,

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and someone I can talk to and
share an experience with, you know?

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Why is it so hard
for people like us?

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I don't know.

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You want to see
what I walked out on?

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This is going to blow
your mind. Look at that!

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She's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah.

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And you can't see her whole
body, down here, she has a boob job.

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Just_

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She was just crazy smart
and really manipulative, and...

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I don't know.

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Jan: (On phone) Michael?
Hello, Michael?

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Well, I'm gonna head out.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, I enjoyed
this conversation.

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It was very nice.

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It was like talking to the
sweet, old lady on the bus.

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That's incredibly rude.

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Now you ruined it.

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Where's Scott?

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Michael Scott could not make it today
due to an unforeseen prior engagement.

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Let's just meet back in an hour.

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Gentlemen, please.

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We called this meeting.

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Andrew Bernard

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is the name of me, and this is
my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.

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(Stammering) I have things.

250
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All right, what do you want?

251
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Well, first of all, I'd just
like to say what an honor it is

252
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to be sitting here with you
gentlemen. You have about 10 seconds.

253
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We want our parking spaces back.

254
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Whose parking spaces?

255
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W.b. Jones' construction guys park
in our parking spaces every morning,

256
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and some people have
to park really far away

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and walk all the way
to the office.

258
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And some people sweat
too much for comfort, and...

259
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My god.

260
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I don't have time for this, guys.
Just give them back their spaces.

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Okay. We good? Okay.

262
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Could've done this over e-mail.

263
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After Stacy left, things
did not go well for a while.

264
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And it was hard to see...

265
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It's just nice to win one.

266
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(Door closes)

267
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Margaret the landlady? Really,
Pam? Is that what you think of me?

268
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She's sweet and cute.
I thought you would get along.

269
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:18,543
Oh, okay. Well, I'm looking for a
passionate affair, not companionship.

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I'm a man of intensity.

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Of cool, and youth,

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and passionately. God...

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Margaret? I know...

274
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You just got yourself
kicked out of your apartment.

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(Laughs)

276
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Oh, I don't care. I didn't really
like that place that much, anyway.

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I'll just move.

278
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Oh, really?

279
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Who's gonna take you in? You're messy.
You're a klutz, you spill everything.

280
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And you leave the volume
on the TV way too loud.

281
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Yeah.

282
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Maybe I'll just move in with my
boyfriend, 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.

283
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,253
Okay. Sure. Let's do it.

284
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,300
No, I... well, I'm
not gonna... i'm...

285
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I'm not gonna move in with
anyone unless I'm engaged.

286
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,347
Have I not proposed to you yet?

287
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,684
Idont_.no. Oh.

288
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,770
Well, that's coming.

289
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Oh, right now?

290
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,943
No. I'm not gonna do it right
here. That would be rather lame.

291
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,904
Okay, so then when?

292
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Pam, I'm not gonna tell you.

293
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,258
I hate to break it to you,
but that's not how that works.

294
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,284
Oh, right. Yeah.

295
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,952
Wait, I'm serious.

296
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Okay. Itshappenmg.

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And when it happens, it's
going to kick your ass, beesly.

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So, stay sharp.

299
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I've been warned.

300
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I am not kidding.

301
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Got it a week after
we started dating.

302
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I don't know, man. I
was with jan for so long...

303
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I was excited about meeting
somebody new. Put my heart out there.

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You know what you need?

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Closure.

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You're right.

307
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What do you mean, though?

308
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There was a woman in your life
who affected you very deeply,

309
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and she left before you could say
goodbye. I think you need to say goodbye.

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Hmm.

311
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Come on. I'll drive.

312
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We did it! I did it.

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We got our spaces back.

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(All exclaiming)

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Nice job.

316
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Yeah. Nice.

317
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There it is. You're welcome.

318
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Did I do this for me? No.

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I did this for the little guy.
For Joe six-pack,

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the guy who wakes up every
morning in his $400-a-month apartment,

321
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wonders how he's gonna
pay his mortgage that month.

322
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,714
Wonders how he's gonna
fill his car up with oil.

323
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Wonders, "how am I going to
pay my kids' orphanage bills?"

324
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That guy shouldn't have to
wonder where he's gonna park.

325
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How did she die?

326
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I guess you could say
she died of

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blunt-force trauma
and blood loss.

328
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She got in a car accident and plowed
into the side of an airplane hangar.

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God... yeah.

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She was so innocent.

331
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She was stoned, apparently.

332
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,262
You know, I used to think that

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I had this perfect person
out there, waiting for me.

334
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,352
But now I know
that that's just silly.

335
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Because she's dead.

336
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What do you do?

337
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You wait till next year's
chair catalogue comes out,

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and you find someone
who's still alive.

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00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,824
You move on. Yeah.

340
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,785
Where do you want
to go for dinner?

341
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:24,622
I don't know. I kind of hate
all our regular places right now.

342
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,540
Oh!

343
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,834
You know what? Thatone_.

344
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,254
Hey, Pam?

345
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,677
Will you wait for me one
second while I tie my shoe?

346
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,471
I hate you. What?

347
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,141
My shoe is untied.
What is your problem?

348
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,811
Oh, my god! You thought I...

349
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,646
No, no, no. How could
I have thoughtthaf?

350
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,189
How could I have thought that?

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(Singing to the tune
of amer/can pie) Bye, bye

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miss chair model lady

353
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I dreamt that we were married
and you treated me nice

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we had lots of kids

355
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,673
drinking whiskey and rye

356
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:20,302
but why'd you have
to go off and die?

357
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:26,183
Why'd you have
to go off and die?

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(Both exclaiming)

359
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(Both singing)
You believe in rock 'n' roll?

360
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,235
Can music save your mortal soul?

361
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,113
And then, can you have to dance

362
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real slow?

363
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,078
Well, lknow
that you're in love with him

364
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'cause I saw you
dancing in the gym

365
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kicked off their shoes they
both turned off their shoes

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no more rhythm and blues!
No verdict was returned!

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Rhythm and blues

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this will be the day that I die