1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:05,130 Hey. Ready? 2 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,675 Come on. Show me excited. 3 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:13,138 Yes. Yeah, I'm pretty excited, too. 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:16,600 Today, I'm headed over to the job fair at valley view high school 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,102 to find some new interns. 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,438 Want to get some fresh blood. 7 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,065 Youth-anize this place. 8 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,441 Hey, we doing this thing? Yeah. 9 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,237 Oh, my god, Darryl. You look like Barack Obama. 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,589 Everybody, I'm dating Barack Obama. 11 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,281 Why are you dressed like that? Like what? 12 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,325 Like you're applying for a loan? 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,827 Maybe he's going to church or court. 14 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,412 Figured I'd look presentable. Yeah. 15 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,748 You went a different way. 16 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,309 I think you look nice. Both: Thank you. 17 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,834 Okay, here's what we're going to do. 18 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:46,296 I am going to instruct the kids about management and sales. 19 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,507 Oscar will be in charge of accounfing, 20 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,968 Pam will be eye candy. 21 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,680 No, and also because that is your Alma mater. 22 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,182 Darryl will hire some kids for the warehouse. 23 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,351 We don't have to worry about internships with them, 24 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,274 because they definitely ain't going to college. 25 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,188 What college did you go to, Mike? 26 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,523 Let's go! 27 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,100 Jim: Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course 28 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,978 because Ryan put me on probation. 29 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,897 You remember Ryan, he was the temp here. 30 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:50,360 Yeah. And it is not a good time for me to lose my job, 31 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:54,615 since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam, 32 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,742 that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. 33 00:01:56,825 --> 00:02:01,163 So I'm about to do something very bold at this job, that I've never done before. 34 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,457 Try. 35 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,462 Mr. Maguire, it's been a couple of years. 36 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,422 Hey, Jim. How are you? Nice to see you. 37 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,550 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 38 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,137 My grandfather would be spinning in his urn 39 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,431 if he knew that I was out here with a dartmouth boy. 40 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,768 You take that shirt off right now, or I will take it off for you, sir. 41 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,604 I am totally and completely kidding! 42 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,899 Andrew Bernard, Cornell, '95. 43 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,859 Phil Maguire, dartmouth, '74. 44 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:31,943 Got some blistees. 45 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,111 Yeah, you do. 46 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,906 Hit about twelve hundred balls last night in preparation for today, 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,158 so hands are a little tender. 48 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,453 It's actually not funny at all. It's incredibly painful. 49 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,414 Yeah, let's make it interesting. Say, 10 bucks a hole? 50 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,500 Great. What are we talking? Skins? 51 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,835 Acey ducey? Bingo bango bongo? 52 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,005 Sandies? Barkies? Arnies? Wolf? What? 53 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:56,677 I'm going to take this petty cash that I got from Oscar 54 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,596 and turn it into next month's rent. 55 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,895 Pam: So many memories in this old gym. 56 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:10,357 Pretending to have pms, so I didn't have to play volleyball. 57 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,151 Pretending to have pms, so I didn't have to play basketball. 58 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,029 Those were the days. 59 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,786 Little over the top, don't you think? 60 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,330 Show them what you brought, Mike. 61 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,791 That's all we brought. This is all we need. 62 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,335 We'll see. Yes, we will see, Oscar. 63 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:36,216 We will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities. 64 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,510 Conceptual. All right. 65 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:42,222 We are open for business. 66 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,185 Hello. 67 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,067 Andy, you're up. Let's go. 68 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,902 Giddy up. Let's do this. 69 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,946 And y: People assume I'm great at golf, 70 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:01,074 but, like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid, 71 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,745 so I used to just hang out with the sailing club instead. 72 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,663 Got my knot on. 73 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:09,916 Damn it! 74 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,505 Guys, do we have to stay all day? 75 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,716 I mean, Michael's gone. Can't we just go? 76 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,676 Yeah, and I finished my work months ago. 77 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,845 Okay, excuse me, people. 78 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,389 It has come to my attention that some of you have forgotten 79 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,057 who is in charge here. 80 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:29,686 When Michael is gone, Jim is in charge. 81 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,272 When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. 82 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:35,650 When Andy is gone, you answer to me. 83 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,277 Okay? 84 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,279 Excuse me, where do you think you're going? 85 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,698 Oh, no, no, no. You are not leaving. 86 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,743 No! Stanley, do not walk out that door. 87 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,954 If you walk out that door, so help me, I will... 88 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,042 He left. 89 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:57,005 Last time I checked, the American work day ends at 5:00 pm. 90 00:04:57,088 --> 00:05:00,801 You will all stay at your desks until that time. 91 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,470 Or you will suffer the consequences. 92 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,263 What consequences? 93 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,141 I will tell on you. 94 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:12,270 There is some filing, restocking of the supply sheres, 95 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,565 replacing the waterjug, which nobody likes to do. 96 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,153 We eat a lot of cake. 97 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,405 Cool. 98 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,408 Yeah, and, you know, you basically learn how an office runs. 99 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,620 Hello. Hi, can I talk to you for a sec? So... 100 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,789 Excuse me. This is Michael, my boss. Justin. 101 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,835 Hey. Remember what we talked about in the car, on the way out? 102 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,629 "Only the best and the brightest." 103 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,297 He's nice, and he seems interested. 104 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,925 He's totally wrong, Pam. 105 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,468 Hey. 106 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:49,474 How you doing? Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart, 107 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,352 funny-looking kid like you should limit himself. 108 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,272 You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classyjanitor 109 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,066 or a cashier with dignity 110 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:01,987 or a migraine worker. 111 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,283 Maybe, for you, paper should be more of a hobby. 112 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,486 Sorry for wasting your time. 113 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,910 Oh, no problem. 114 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:13,164 And he signed. Did he put his name on the piece of... 115 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:17,168 Okay, that was supposed to be a blank canvas 116 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,421 on which to put their hopes and dreams, 117 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:23,633 and he just made it into a stupid piece of paper. 118 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,927 We need another one. Immediately. 119 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,971 Yeah, the booth is lame without it. 120 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,222 I only brought the one. 121 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,433 Are you mental? 122 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,436 Michael, do you remember you specifically told me 123 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,562 to only bring one sheet of paper? 124 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,748 You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference, 125 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:41,276 and I said, "are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam," 126 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,821 and then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, "don't worry, it's just allergies." 127 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,407 Do you remember that? I don't. 128 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:53,038 Okay, I'll go look for another one. 129 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,626 And that is why I need a smart intern. 130 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,463 Hey, so, how's the direct mail business going? 131 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,632 I can't complain. People love theirjunk mail. 132 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,301 Now, are you getting all your paper from ppc or... 133 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:10,013 You know what, Jim? I'm not really looking to change things up right now. 134 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,241 I just came out here to get out of the office a little bit, 135 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,100 so why don't we just play, okay? 136 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,852 Absolutely. Will do. 137 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:20,273 So, I guess I'll just work on my short game. 138 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,199 Hello there. 139 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,867 What is this company? 140 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:35,538 Well, it's funny that you should ask, because it's really more than a company. 141 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,082 Dunder Mifflin paper. 142 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,583 Thanks. 143 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,877 Okay. Damn it, Oscar. 144 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,421 Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth, 145 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:48,259 but kids are very wary of being lured these days. 146 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,345 Thank you, dateline. 147 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,100 Thank you. 148 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,654 Extension 128. 149 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,531 Hiya, pumpkin, it's creed. 150 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,075 So, we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? 151 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,827 Are you out? No. 152 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,872 Pumpkin's out. Let's go, gang. 153 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,729 My old art room. 154 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,779 Oh, maybe it's still here. 155 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,869 No, no, they must have taken it down. Never mind. 156 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,338 What do you want? Michael, I know you're swamped. 157 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,759 I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, 158 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,469 except for Angela and I. 159 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,888 Do not worry, though. I have taken down their names, 160 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,890 and I have docked them a personal day. 161 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,560 Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not there. Why should they have to be there? 162 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,646 So, what else is up? 163 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:27,984 Mike? 164 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:40,163 Thank you. What is this? 165 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,957 A piece of paper. This isn't dunder Mifflin paper. 166 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,335 This is some sort of Pendleton crap. 167 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,021 Well, I think they'll get the spirit of it. 168 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,964 Pam, Pam, Pam! We're dying here. 169 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:54,094 I want you to go back to the office, and I want you to get the real stuff. 170 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,304 I want you to get ultra white card stock. 171 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,514 Are you serious? 172 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,599 Yes, and don't call me Shirley. 173 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,477 Okay. 174 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,945 Damn it. 175 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,201 You could just pick it up, take the triple bogey. 176 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,037 Yeah, I'll get it out. Thank you. Yup. 177 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,694 Oh, man. Come on, tuna. 178 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,739 Hey, can't really talk now. What's up? 179 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,492 Pa m: Just checking in. How's it going? 180 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,997 You know, we'll see. We'll see. 181 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,249 I just drove 20 miles round trip back to the office 182 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,002 to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. 183 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,922 So, I could've just had them fax it to me, I guess. 184 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,215 Oh, I like you. 185 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,717 Talk to you later? 186 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,219 Yeah. All right. Bye. 187 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,186 All right. 188 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,938 I'm sorry, I've got to annoy you one more time. 189 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,149 What if I bring down shipping costs? 190 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,694 You can try. Butpvelooked at your prices. 191 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,738 Even with free shipping, 192 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,449 doesn't work. 193 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,826 It's just... it's not in the stars, Jim. 194 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:48,249 Six. Yeah. All right. 195 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,211 All right, race to the next hole. 196 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,129 Winner gets ten bucks. 197 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,881 Wait, wait for me! 198 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,300 Shortcut, shortcut. 199 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,267 I fell in the sand trap. 200 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,789 Michael: All of these jobs suck. 201 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,667 I would rather live jobless on a beach somewhere 202 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,710 off the money from a large inheritance 203 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,296 than have to work in any one of these crap holes. 204 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,465 They suck. 205 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,844 Hey, game over. 206 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,894 Just-in time. 207 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,273 Just-in case. What's your last name? 208 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,819 Polznik. Thisjust in, 209 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,320 Justin polznik. 210 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:06,494 Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she's hot. 211 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,372 And you realize that she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses, 212 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,833 and that you were the blind one. 213 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,212 He's the most important thing in my life right now. 214 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,090 I want you to meet my family. Come on. 215 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,885 Oscar Martinez, accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin. 216 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,220 Hey. Hi. 217 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,473 This is Darryl philbin. Isn't he big? 218 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,643 And you already met her. Pam beesly, office hottie. 219 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,312 She will do you. 220 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,942 No, no, but she has already dated two guys in the office that we know of, 221 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,777 so this could be number three. 222 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,571 You never... excuse me. 223 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,991 Come here. I would never say this to her face, 224 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,535 butsheis a wonderful person and a gifted artist. 225 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,412 What? Why wouldn't you say that to her face? 226 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,499 So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? 227 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,102 The guys I didn't bring are even better. 228 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:59,714 Justin, I'm willing to commit right now. 229 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,719 Would you do me the honor 230 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:08,389 of spending the summer with us at dunder Mifflin? 231 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,308 I think you are very special. 232 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,144 You didn't want me before. 233 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,520 That's what you said. 234 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,646 No, I didn't. 235 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,149 You misconstrued. You were kind of a jerk to me. 236 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,526 And I'm going to go now. 237 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,236 Why don't... hey. 238 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,263 Angela: Bless you. 239 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,350 Thank you. 240 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:04,028 Okay, Jim, you owe me $120. And, Phil, you owe me $230. 241 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,324 Let's open a tab, because you and me are going to be playing more often. 242 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,076 Countmein nope. 243 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,786 All right. 244 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:15,998 Okay, you had some fun, and I think I paid for it. 245 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,377 So let me just get my last shot in there. 246 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,854 Is there anything you can do for me? 247 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,046 I'll tell you what. 248 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:26,217 My fiscal year ends in two months. Let's talk then. 249 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,593 Sound good? Absolutely. 250 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,430 Good playing with you guys. Right on. 251 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,519 Jim: You know, it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots 252 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,898 to get out of the sand trap, but I had to give Phil credit for not quitting. 253 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,775 Which is what I told him. 254 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,902 I also told him that I don't quit, either. 255 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,739 And I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. 256 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,578 Which he then did, after fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. 257 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,289 So I am now his paper supplier. 258 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:02,044 And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good. 259 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,715 The job fair will be closing in five minutes. 260 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,593 Eighth period will commence as scheduled. 261 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,429 Hold down the fort, I have to do something. 262 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,568 Excuse me. If you can hear me, 263 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,905 I would like you to look around at all these companies 264 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,993 and know that none of them are good enough for you. 265 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,662 H&r block? Come on. 266 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,707 I mean, I don't even know what they do. 267 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,920 Frank Regan funeral home? Too much formaldehyde. 268 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,546 The air force? 269 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,674 Air force is cool. 270 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:54,222 The refreshments? Bush league, you know? That's not what you want. 271 00:16:55,306 --> 00:17:01,854 Dunder... okay, lsee security is coming, so I just want to say, come to dunder Mifflin. 272 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,148 Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work. 273 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,443 Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at dunder Mifflin? 274 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,531 We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort ofpay, 275 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,075 but it is a really fun work environment. 276 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,578 Anybody? Show of hands. 277 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,624 Damn it. Okay. 278 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:26,963 I'm going to wrap it up here. Thank you for your time. 279 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,839 And drive safe! 280 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,738 Thank you. You're welcome. 281 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,005 Andy: You realize you are taking out. 282 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,884 I can't... beers? 283 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,262 You closed it? I closed it. 284 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,763 Yes! 285 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,125 Congratulations to you, sir. 286 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,793 Thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. 287 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,194 Vvehdone. Iwcejob thank you. 288 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,322 You know what? Screw this. 289 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,288 Michael: Today, I did something stupid. 290 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,541 I questioned myself, and I will never do that again. 291 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,501 Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert, 292 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:51,088 and I think that guy could do anything he wants to do. 293 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,507 He could do anything, 294 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,428 and he chooses to work here selling paper. 295 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,306 Just like me. 296 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,893 Yeah. Kiss her. Kiss her good. 297 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,739 Hello. 298 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,575 I was just wondering, what kind ofjobs do you guys have? 299 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,160 Are you interested in graphic design? 300 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,620 Yeah. 301 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,723 Can I fill out an application? 302 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,833 Oh, absqutely. Here, take a seat. 303 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,604 I should let you know right away that this is just an entry-level job. 304 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,673 It's really basic. We're looking for, like, a self starter, 305 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,299 someone who can meet deadlines 306 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,860 and pretty much just go the extra mile, 307 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,094 I guess. Icandothat 308 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,389 great, and, obviously, we're looking for someone who knows Photoshop, 309 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:47,103 and dreamweaver, corel painter, illustrator, after effects, all the basics. 310 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,522 I don't know any of those. 311 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,732 It's actually not super complicated. 312 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:55,611 I mean, I'm sure there's some sort of adult education classes in the area. 313 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,072 But ifyou're really serious about graphic design, 314 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,716 I would think about New York or Philadelphia. 315 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,159 They've got amazing programs out there for design. 316 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,369 New York or Philadelphia. 317 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,870 Yeah. 318 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,957 All right. Cool. Well, thanks. Sure. 319 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,917 Andlfllook intothose. Youshoum. 320 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,460 New York or Philadelphia? Absolutely. 321 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,729 Okay. That's where the action is. 322 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,921 Thanks.