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(Cell phone ringing)

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Hello, this is Dwight schrute.

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Hello?

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Hello. This is Dwight.

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Yes! Hello? Hello?

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We do have that.
Hold on one second.

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Jim, what are you doing?

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And how many would you like?

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Hang that up right now.

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Absolutely. I can get that
out to you immediately.

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This man is an imposter.

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Do not do business with him.
This is not Dwight schrute.

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Dwight left his cell phone on his desk,
so, naturally, I paired it to my headset.

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(Cell phone ringing)

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Okay, fine, I'll just let
it go to voicemail.

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Hello, this is Dwight.
Hey, is this Dwight?

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Yes, it is.

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Oh, my goodness, you sound sexy.

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Oh, thank you.
I've been working out.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pam! Pam!
You are not talking to Dwight right now!

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You are talking to Jim. Dwight?

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No! Pam, I'm over here!

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I'm confused.

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Disconnect that right now.

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You give me your earpiece.

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Can't do that. Unsanitary.

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(Dwight groans)

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Okay, you know what? Fine.

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I will reprogram my phone
to go to my office phone.

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Done.

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(Telephone ringing)

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This is Dwight.

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Oh, and I forwarded his
desk phone to mine.

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Oh, hello, mother.
Good news, I have married.

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Tell father.

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Such a nice woman.

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(Cell phone ringing)

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(Dwight exclaims angrily)

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Michael: Today is
Toby Flenderson's last day.

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I couldn't sleep last night.
I came in extra early.

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So much energy.

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There are certain days that you know you
will remember for the rest of your life,

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and I just have a feeling that
today is one of those days.

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Morning. Morning.

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So here we go.
Just a matter of hours now

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until his horrible-ness
has left the building.

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I'm going to set my watch alarm,

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and...

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(Beeps)

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Good morning, Kelly.

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I can't believe this is your
last day. How do you feel?

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Fine. Good.

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I feel weird.

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First thing on the agenda, actually,
the only thing on the agenda,

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is the status of Toby's
going-away party.

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We have a butter-cream cake

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and a slide show of Toby. Okay.

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But so far we only have
two pictures of him.

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Michael: Okay.
Well, this will not do.

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Toby is going away forever,

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and we need to do something
very, very special.

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In some cultures,
when somebody leaves,

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like New Orleans' culture,
they have a parade,

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and they have a band, and
people party in the streets.

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Do you mean leaves as in dies?

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You want us to throw Toby
a New Orleans funeral?

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If the devil were to explode,
and evil were gone forever,

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what sort of party
would you have?

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Michael...

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Like a beach blowout,

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or a toga, a toga.
No, you know, no.

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Toga! You always do this.

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We have a nice, modest party planned,
and then you come in and demand the world.

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Let me be clear, there is simply no
money for anything other than a cake

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and to develop
a few more slides,

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although Toby won't be in them.

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I thought that you
might say that.

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(Humming)

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Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother
sends me a check on my birthday for $50.

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And lately, she has been sending
me, like, nine or ten checks a year.

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As Nana starts to...

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But I knew I should be
saving it for something.

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I just didn't know what
I should be saving it for.

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And then I had an awakening.

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Michael, my motorcycle.

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So I put the money in my shoe,
andthen I forgot about it until now.

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I want a party that makes me
feel like I'm flying through the air,

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without this ugly weight
holding me down, you know?

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I want an anti-gravity
machine. I saw it in a movie.

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You drink a potion, and then
you just start floating all around.

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So how much anti-gravity
potion do you want?

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No. No, you know what? This is not
a party planning committee anymore.

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And I don't want your foot money,
and I feel uncomfortable participating.

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Phyllis, can you do this?

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Yes.

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Hi. Can I help you?

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Hi. Yes. I'm Holly flax.

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I was told to ask
for Mr. Flenderson.

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As part of my last day,
I am training

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the new human resources rep
in the ways of the company.

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Again, the company has
allotted for this training one day.

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So this is hr.
This is your desk.

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I love the view.

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Yeah. It's great. Isn't it?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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What?

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Guess who just got into
the Pratt school of design.

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No way!

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What did I say? I said that
they'd love those sketches!

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Congratulations! Oh, thank you.

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I don't know why I doubted it,
because I'm so clearly awesome.

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Yes. So, when do you start?

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I don't know.
I didn't read it carefully.

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I just saw "congratulations," and
I skimmed the list, I saw my name,

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I came in here to tell
you and get a snack.

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Wow. Busy morning. (Sighs)

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So, you know, it means I have to
go to New York for three months.

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It's not a big deal. I'll come
visit you, and you'll visit me.

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It's only two hours
away. It'll be fine.

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That part's going to suck,
but it'll be great.

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Yeah. It sucks,
but it'll be great.

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See how easy that is?

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(Pam laughs)

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I wouldn't go if things
weren't so solid with Jim.

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And down the road,
if we have a family,

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I couldn't go then either,
so the timing's perfect.

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And that is the first time I've
ever used the word perfect in here.

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Hey, Stanley,
I want to introduce you...

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Michael: Real good.

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Toby's replacement.
(Dwight growls)

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Wow.

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Dwight: So what do we
know about her?

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Well, we know that Toby
thinks she'll be great.

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Now, strike one.
I hate her already.

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I hate her, too.

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Why do you hate her?

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Because she stinks

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with her ways and her head.

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You know, Dwight, sometimes,

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I don't know, I think you say
things just to agree with me.

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Would that be such a bad thing?

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Yeah, it would.
Just have a thought.

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Have an original thought.

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Although, I will agree
that her head is weird.

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You know what we need to do?

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(Whispers) What?

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We need to sell her
an elevator pass.

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But our elevator
doesn't require a...

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Exactly. Little
old-fashioned hazing.

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Hi. Are there any local companies
that rent anti-gravity machines?

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Woman: Anti-gra vity machines?

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That's right. Yeah.

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What do they do exactly?

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They make you feel lighter.

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Anti-gra vity...

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Anti-depressant? I could put
you through to someone on that.

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Okay.

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(Knocking on door) Yeah?

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Hey, Michael?

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Oh, hey, do you still work here?

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I'd like to introduce you
to my replacement. Nah.

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Come on.
No, I think I will pass.

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Michael Scott, this is Holly.

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Hi. Yeah, right. Hi.

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Okay, well, they hired a
female Toby. Good for the world.

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Thank you, god,
for creating two of you.

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Here's how things work here.
My job is to make the office fun.

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Your job is to make the office lame,
and we have an eternal struggle, you and I,

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and only one of us
can be the winner.

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Spoiler alert, I'm going to win.

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Man, someone doesn't like hr.

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Yeah.

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What did you do to him?

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Nothing.

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No, he tortured me
with his awfulness.

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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I nearly fell asleep when
he gave me a tour of the files.

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Well, look, I'll let
you get back to work,

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but I really look forward to
working with you, Mr. Scott.

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You can... Michael.

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Michael: Thanks to Toby, I have a very
strong prejudice against human resources.

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I believe that the department is
a breeding ground for monsters.

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What I failed to consider, though,
is that not all monsters are bad.

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Like e.T.

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Is Holly our
extraterrestrial? Maybe.

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Or maybe she's just an awesome
woman from this planet.

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The pleasure's all mine.

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Thanks.

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I'm really looking forward
to sitting down with you

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and finding out more
about what you do here.

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Any time.

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Yeah. What do you do here?

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Excuse me.

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What is wrong with this woman?

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She's asking about stuff
that's nobody's business.

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What do I do?

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Really, what do I do here?
I should have written it down.

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Qua-something.

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Qua... quar...
Qua... qual... quar...

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Quabity. Quabity assuance.

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No, no, no, no,
but I'm getting close.

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Have you been
introduced to Kevin?

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No. Which one's Kevin?

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(Snickering)

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He's here on a special work program.
He's slow, you know, in his brain.

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Yeah. Oh, good for you guys.

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Hazing is a fun way to show a new
employee that she is not welcome or liked.

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Accounting department, listen
up. Holly, human resources.

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Angela, Oscar and Kevin.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hi.

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What do you do?

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I do the numbers.

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Oh, good for you.

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Do you want an M&M?

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Oh, no. That is so sweet.
Thank you, though.

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Yeah. I keep them here at my desk,
so that everybody doesn't take them.

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Well, that is a very
safe place for them.

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Yeah.

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Michael: Here she is, Holly.

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You know, if we hung
Holly from the ceiling,

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we'd have to kiss
underneath her.

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So, I know. Oh, sorry.

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Question, are you real,
or are you a Holly-gram?

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(Laughing sarcastically)

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Nice. I've never heard
that one before, actually.

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Ibet thatsgood.

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Are these guys
boring your ears off?

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Oh, no, no, I...

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What is your commute like?
How long does it take to get in?

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Oh, uh... you know, I
should make you a mix.

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Do you have a cd player?

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Um... yeah. Okay.

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All right. Thanks.

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Great.

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Do you like it?

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It's a photo of everyone in the
office, so you can take it to Costa Rica.

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You're not in it.

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Well, I was taking the picture.

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Iloveitlloveit

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I would love a picture of the two
of us to also take to Costa Rica.

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Sure. Do you have a camera here?

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Does anyone have a camera here?

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No one has a camera here.

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Okay.

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I'm going...
I'll go get one. I'll just...

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So I just got the fax.
Closing the sale, and it's big.

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It is really big.

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Ryan: Congratulations.

251
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,276
Thanks... don't interrupt.

252
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,488
Congratulations on doing your job.
Did you enter the sale on the web site?

253
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,051
Nope, I didn't.
I just logged it in...

254
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,200
All right, try to be
a team player here, Jim.

255
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,618
Log it in the web site.

256
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,054
All right, well, it already
went through, so...

257
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,121
Don't worry about that.
Just re-log it.

258
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,831
(Dial tone drones) Hello?

259
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,297
Hmm...

260
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,465
Jim?

261
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,473
I am downloading some n3p...

262
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,016
That's not it... music...

263
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,519
For a cd mix tape... yep.

264
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,895
Close... for Holly.

265
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,816
And I'm looking for perfect
songs that work on two levels.

266
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,025
What are the two levels?

267
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,736
The two levels being,
welcome to Scranton,

268
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,030
and I love you.

269
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,951
Okay, let's start with
the "I love you" level.

270
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:09,038
Hey, what's the group that was
from Scranton and made it big?

271
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,665
Was that U2? Yes.

272
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,625
You don't love Holly.

273
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,793
I think I do.

274
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,877
But you just met her.

275
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,255
Well, it's love at first sight.

276
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,050
Actually, it was... no, it
was when I heard her voice.

277
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,219
It was love at first
see with my ears.

278
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,138
Okay. It doesn't work like that.

279
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,890
Well, not a romantic.

280
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,183
Actually, I think I am.

281
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,687
And I have a little bit of
experience in office romance.

282
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,855
Oh, really? Yeah.

283
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,440
Like with who?

284
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:36,941
We've been through this.

285
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,026
Pam?

286
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,279
Yes. We are still dating,
and guess what, I took it slow.

287
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,739
Yeah, you took it too slow.

288
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,948
Well, we're really happy.

289
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:48,745
This thing with Holly
feels a lot like love to me.

290
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,205
And that's really sweet,
and you can think that,

291
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,667
but you don't say that out loud,
and you definitely don't say it to her.

292
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,419
I don't want her to get away.

293
00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:01,424
I know. Here, Michael, you can court
her as you get to know her, you know?

294
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,093
I mean, the office is
a great place for that.

295
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,596
Pam and I, we got to know
each other right out there.

296
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,516
I mean, the first time we
joked around was at my desk.

297
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:15,521
And the first meal we ever had
was in the break room, actually.

298
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:19,192
We were at two separate
tables, and I remember that.

299
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,321
The first time we kissed,
even, was right outside and...

300
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,910
Look, all I'm saying is that you can
get to know someone really, really well,

301
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,205
like I did, right here at work.

302
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:39,754
I was thinking fireworks for
the party. What do you think?

303
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,131
Oh, boy. I appreciate
your help, but I can't...

304
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:46,511
No, no, no. I just meant I wanted
to pay to have fireworks at the party.

305
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,262
Why would you do that?

306
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,349
Because I'm going to miss Toby.

307
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,812
Yep. He's a heck of a guy, and I
think we should send him off right.

308
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,022
Doesn't matter. Here you go.

309
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,944
Really?

310
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,507
Well, we all want
a good party, right?

311
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,741
I'm going to propose tonight.

312
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,744
Holy crap.

313
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,343
Hey, Kevin. Hi.

314
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,929
Do you need some help?

315
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,806
I can't decide what to get.

316
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,767
Well, what do you like to eat?

317
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,603
Well, I like pretzels,

318
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,232
but I really like chips.

319
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,733
Hmm.

320
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,403
Well, how much money
do you have there?

321
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,448
Okay, let's see.

322
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,535
Fifty... this is a button.

323
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,499
Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay,
you have seventy-five cents

324
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:04,005
so that means you could get
anything up in the top row.

325
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,967
Hmm.

326
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,182
I'm totally going to bang Holly.

327
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,352
She is cute and helpful,
and she really seems into me.

328
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,855
Hey, Ryan. It's Jim.

329
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,666
Look, man, I don't know
what's gotten into you lately,

330
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,126
but you know what?
I really don't care,

331
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,735
because you're
trying to get rid of me,

332
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,197
and I bet you think I don't care enough
about this job to actually fight back,

333
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,574
but you're wrong,
because I do, and I will.

334
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,701
So you can keep trying to
push me out of this place,

335
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,370
but guess what,
I'm not going anywhere.

336
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,000
(Exhales)

337
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,801
Holly: Damn it.

338
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,388
Hello, Holly.

339
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,601
Whoa, what are you
doing? You don't...

340
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,562
You don't have to do that. I mean,
we have already-put-together chairs.

341
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,731
That's how we buy
them, actually.

342
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,528
Trying to adjust the lumbar
support on Toby's chair,

343
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,947
and that made this
up-down lever thing not work,

344
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,282
and then I took the
whole chair apart,

345
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,203
and that is the story
of me on the floor.

346
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,886
It's pretty good, right? Yeah,
I'm going to sell the movie rights.

347
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,000
And the sequel, woman
stands at desk and works.

348
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:31,676
So, I have no idea
how you sit like that.

349
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,386
Yoga.

350
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,557
(Imitating Yoda) Sit on floor
and put together chair, we will.

351
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,688
(Laughs)

352
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,398
Yoda.

353
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,281
(Imitating Yoda) Pass
curvy metal piece, you will.

354
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:05,042
So are you in town this
weekend? Because I'm not.

355
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,837
I'm not going to be in town.

356
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,339
I'm going out of town.

357
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,633
Oh, so you can't make my orgy?

358
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,428
Kidding.

359
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,682
Kidding. Acting.

360
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,766
Acting.

361
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,685
Acting.

362
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,021
Lovhz.

363
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,106
Yeah.

364
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,318
I did it.

365
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,861
What did you do?

366
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,362
I talked to her. Holly.

367
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:39,368
Just pleasantries, nothing, you know,
not like, "do you want kids?" Or religion,

368
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,495
or "what side of the
bed do you want?"

369
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,373
Hey, I can take either side
of the bed at this point.

370
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,292
Wow. Okay, so how did that feel?

371
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,960
It was hard.
I wanted to kiss her.

372
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,795
I'm so glad you didn't.

373
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,589
(Inhales)

374
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,883
Laying a base. Laying a base.

375
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,259
There you go.

376
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,054
There's plenty
of base-lying left, right?

377
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,015
Yeah. Hey.

378
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,268
Hello, Angela.

379
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,521
Phyllis. You look like you're
going to have a heart attack.

380
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,690
Can I get a list
of your vendors?

381
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,859
I shredded it.

382
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,110
Why would you do that?

383
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,655
Gosh, I just don't know.
Why do you think?

384
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,787
Sorry.

385
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,376
What did you guys do?

386
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,879
Oh... there he is. I thought
you had gone home already.

387
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,799
Why don't you go home
and come back for the party?

388
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,887
Well, we still have to
do the exit interview.

389
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,767
Yes, we do.

390
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,536
I'll let you in on
a little secret.

391
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,063
I've been very much looking
forward to this moment.

392
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,609
Very, very much. I have
been steeped in anticipation.

393
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:59,448
Toby has been cruising
for a bruising for 12 years,

394
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,118
and I am now
his cruise director,

395
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,995
and my name is captain bruising.

396
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,373
Wow, thanks, Michael,
I didn't expect you...

397
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,960
Can I just say that
of all the idiots

398
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,422
in all the idiot villages
in all the idiot worlds,

399
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,508
you stand alone, my friend.

400
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,634
Hello.

401
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,095
Hey. Hi. Good to see you.

402
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,221
Here?

403
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,181
I'm just having
a little exit interview.

404
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,100
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm here.

405
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,018
No, no, no.
This is very boring stuff.

406
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,229
Why don't you take a tour?
Have you seen the bailer?

407
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,732
No, no. I'll look at it later.

408
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,818
It's part of my job.

409
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,572
Okay.

410
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,656
(Clears throat)

411
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,967
Did you need me to take notes?

412
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,242
Hey, Pam, stay.

413
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,452
Okay.

414
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,418
All right, well,
then I will proceed.

415
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:56,756
I just have some questions
that I was going to ask.

416
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,427
Michael: Um...

417
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,558
Who do you think you are?

418
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,522
I'm Toby.

419
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,567
Yeah. Correct.

420
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,323
What gives... what...

421
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,117
What gives you the right?

422
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,664
I brought the binder. Do
you want to take a little look?

423
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:34,084
Sure. You know what? That
sounds good. I'll take a little look-see.

424
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,712
Here we go. Thank you.

425
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:44,678
"What would you improve
about dunder Mifflin?"

426
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,305
At this point... no, no, no, no.

427
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,932
Pvegotsomeideas
I guess. No, no, no.

428
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,351
I'm not asking it.
I'm just reading it out loud.

429
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,478
I'd like to hear the answer.

430
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,732
(Sighs) Well, let
me see. I would...

431
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,537
(Whispering) I'll kill you.

432
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,040
I guess everything's okay.

433
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:17,253
I made it this far, right?
What's the point?

434
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,856
Toby, why don't you
open your present?

435
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,132
No, no, no, no.

436
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,928
Hey! Hey! Hey! This
might not be what I think

437
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,211
that I don't even know is in there because
there are a lot of presents in my car,

438
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,308
and I don't know which is which.

439
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,143
"Suck on this."

440
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,232
What the hell is that? Michael.

441
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,818
That's... what do
you mean "Michael"?

442
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:46,991
That's not even my handwriting.
Hey, what the hell is going on here?

443
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,535
Who thought it
would be hysterical

444
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,580
to give Toby a rock
for his going-away gift?

445
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:53,706
You did.

446
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,332
You made me wrap it. No!

447
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,394
Now, I thought it was over the
line. I just... (Michael humming)

448
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,396
Okay. You know what that is?
You know what that is?

449
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,754
That is

450
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,717
a psyche.

451
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,889
Psyche. So that is not
my real gift to Toby.

452
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:10,973
So what is your gift?

453
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,267
My gift is forthcoming, Pam.

454
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,727
What is it?

455
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,648
I am going to give Toby...

456
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,774
Your watch?

457
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,654
Yes, I am.

458
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,742
That was it. How did
you know that?

459
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,493
I just knew. How did you know?

460
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,287
Oh, that is so sweet.

461
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,081
Well, that's my watch.

462
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,459
Thanks. I'm going to
set it to Costa Rica time.

463
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,668
Hey, that's good.

464
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,171
Creed: It's the kid.
Look! Look! Look!

465
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,466
Hey, it's the temp!

466
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,800
Look! Dwight: Oh, my gosh.

467
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,135
Creed: It's the temp. Pam: Wow.

468
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,512
Pam: Is that the police?
Dwight: Yes.

469
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,097
Well, this is what happened.

470
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,642
Ryan's big project
was the web site,

471
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,479
which wasn't doing
so well, so Ryan,

472
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,941
to give the impression
of sales, recorded them twice,

473
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,610
once as office sales
and once as web site sales,

474
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,197
which is what we refer to in the
business as misleading the shareholders,

475
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,824
another good term is fraud.

476
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,663
The real crime,
I think, was the beard.

477
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:20,834
Oh, my god. Ryan. Oh, my god.

478
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:24,254
I cannot wait to
visit Ryan in prison.

479
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,698
I'm going to wear my hottest
track suit and get my hair done

480
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,551
and then be like, "hi, Ryan."
And then all the other prisoners

481
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:33,639
are going to be like, "damn,
Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend.

482
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:37,309
"I would never have treated her so
bad when I was outside of prison."

483
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,270
Would you do me a favor
and connect me to Ryan?

484
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,730
Absolutely.

485
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,069
(Clears throat)

486
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,363
Right to voicemail.

487
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,117
Hey, Ryan, it's Jim.
You know what?

488
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,910
Totally disregard
that last voicemail,

489
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,496
because you obviously
have your hands tied.

490
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,081
Good luck.

491
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,334
What's protocol on this?

492
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,795
I normally do nothing, I guess.

493
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,216
You shouldn't...

494
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,551
(Knocking on door)

495
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,761
Michael, are you okay?

496
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,014
I'm just worried
about my friend.

497
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,057
Oh, god, of course you are.

498
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,476
Just... I'm fine.

499
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,413
I'm holding it together.
I have a business to run.

500
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,313
No, hey, stop. I'm cool.

501
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,233
You can let yourself be
upset. He's your friend.

502
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,695
Look,

503
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,198
you know what I usually find?

504
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:37,536
Michael: Holly is sweet
and simple, like a lady baker.

505
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:42,124
I would not be
surprised to find out

506
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,085
that she had worked in
a bakery before coming here.

507
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,171
She has that kind of warmth.

508
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,342
I'm pretty sure she's baked
on a professional level.

509
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,388
Jim: Whoa.

510
00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,225
Cool. A bouncy house.

511
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,478
Kevin, take your
shoes off first.

512
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,106
(Dance music playing)

513
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,317
No anti-gravity machine, huh?

514
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,736
Sorry, Michael. I don't
think they're real.

515
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,738
Ferris wheel's pretty
cool, though.

516
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,449
Wow. Look at our parking lot.

517
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,950
Yeah. Who would have thought?

518
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,087
Pam: Is Jim going
to propose tonight?

519
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,590
He is, isn't he? No, he's not.

520
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:33,926
Is he?

521
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,054
It was a pretty good company,
but I just couldn't see a future there.

522
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,598
They kept hiring
from the outside.

523
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,684
It was easy to get in,
but impossible to rise up.

524
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,813
That's what she... a
lot of places are like that.

525
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,483
I think it's really cool
you hired Kevin.

526
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,609
Thanks.

527
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,446
(Whispers) Do you have it?
Almost.

528
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,410
Here we go, here we go.
Put it in!

529
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,498
I like... that's my car.

530
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,210
Hey, what are you doing?

531
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,047
Mose! What the hell
is going on here?

532
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,358
Nothing you need
to know the details of!

533
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,068
There is a raccoon in
the car! No, there's not.

534
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,094
Michael: Dwight,
why did you do that?

535
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,303
It was playful hazing.

536
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,140
No! There's no such thing
as playful hazing.

537
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,035
Dwight, I want you to
look at Holly right now.

538
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,895
Everybody, I want you to
look at Holly right now,

539
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:31,483
and maybe if you look at her deeply
enough, you'll see what I see in her,

540
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:36,113
and that is that we are all
very lucky to have her here.

541
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:41,869
Holly is the best thing that
has happened to this company

542
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,538
since world war ii.

543
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,498
Fifty years. She is the best.

544
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,085
Take care of that, all right?

545
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,329
It's not rabid. Michael: Shh!

546
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,964
Thanks for bringing that up.

547
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,441
Get it out. Come on.
Get it out. Get out.

548
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,758
I'm really sorry.

549
00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,387
Michael, thank you so
much for saying that.

550
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,931
I feel so welcome here.
I just...

551
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,688
Excuse me.

552
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,986
Did you see that? Did you
see it? Did you see what...

553
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,863
Wowee.

554
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,325
Well, jan didn't believe
in showing affection,

555
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:25,621
so sometimes I don't know how
to react when a girl touches me.

556
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,749
I like it.

557
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,417
(Laughs)

558
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,880
Hey, Mrs. Vance, we're all out.

559
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,381
Hey, Kevin.

560
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:40,135
I need you to do me a solid and
go buy some more barbecue sauce.

561
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,471
Okay.

562
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,517
Cool.

563
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,561
You drive your own car?

564
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,855
Yep. This is my car.

565
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,149
Do you drive your own car?

566
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,443
Yep. Just like you.

567
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,196
Okay, bye.

568
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,199
(Car engine starting)

569
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:05,702
Kevin, I'm really proud of you.

570
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,962
All right, let's hearit
for Darryl and his band.

571
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:20,133
You know what, let's also give a shout
out to Phyllis for this awesome party.

572
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,387
(People cheer/ng) Probably
the best one that we have ever had.

573
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:28,225
But the real reason that we
are here is to say goodbye

574
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:32,187
to a guy who we will probably
never ever see again.

575
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,607
Now, a lot of you know that I
am an accomplished song writer.

576
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:36,692
Song parody writer.

577
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,403
I've done things like
beers in heaven.

578
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:40,487
Jim: Classic.

579
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,281
Or total eclipse of the fart.

580
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,800
Not my favorite. I like
that one. I like that one.

581
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:47,911
I love to sing them, but I am
not going to be doing that today.

582
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:51,790
I am going to be doing something
I wrote specifically for Toby.

583
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:56,044
Do you know goodbye stranger,
supertramp?

584
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,296
Yeah.

585
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,590
(Singing) It was early
morning yesterday

586
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,927
I was up before the dawn

587
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,308
and I really have
enjoyed my stay

588
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,311
Toby must be moving on

589
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:20,152
I'm going to miss Toby. He has a
nice calming presence in the office.

590
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,237
Goodbye, Toby

591
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:27,451
it's been nice
hope you find your paradise

592
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:30,662
don't tell him I said this, but I
always thought he was kind of cute.

593
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:35,167
Come tomorrow, feel no pain

594
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,837
feel no pain

595
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:47,888
Toby, Toby, Toby's going away

596
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:52,267
see ya! He's out of here
see ya! He's out of here

597
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,689
goodbye, Toby! Goodbye, Toby!

598
00:30:57,773 --> 00:31:01,902
Goodbye, Toby! Goodbye, Toby!

599
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,445
Notbad.

600
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,572
Oh, hey, thanks.

601
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,699
Someday I would love to hear
beers in heaven.

602
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,117
Oh, okay. Yeah.

603
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:14,331
Well, actually, too soon.
It's very sexual.

604
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,083
(Cell phone ringing)

605
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,334
Sorry.

606
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:19,878
Kevin.

607
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,382
Kevin, where are you?
You missed my song, buddy.

608
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,635
Yeah, Michael, I'm at gerrity's.
You have to come down here.

609
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,946
Just pay for it, and we'll
reimburse you when you get back.

610
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,680
No, I brought my money.

611
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,724
Michael, there's something
that you need to see.

612
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,643
What is it? Just hurry.

613
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,270
Is he okay?

614
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,456
Yeah, he's at the supermarket.

615
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,273
He needs me.
You know, the party,

616
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:43,151
driving to the supermarket.
It's a big day for him.

617
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,362
Yeah. That's true.

618
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:49,199
Don't move a muscle. I will
be back momentarily. All right?

619
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:53,120
You can drink, finish your dnnk,
andthenlfl_. Okay, I'll be back.

620
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,712
Jan: Well, it was
good to see you.

621
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:03,956
It was great to see you, jan.

622
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,048
Yeah. So...

623
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,176
Okay. Hello, jan.

624
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,928
Oh, hello, Michael.

625
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,847
Wow, Kevin, really?

626
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,850
We're... sorry, we're
in the middle of a party.

627
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,119
Is this why you
called me down here?

628
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,395
Yeah. Michael, I just...

629
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,731
I think you kids have
a lot to catch up on.

630
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:22,983
Yeah. Okay.

631
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,609
Thanks, Kevin.

632
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:34,411
Wow. I can't believe it.
(Jan laughs)

633
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:35,912
Look at you.

634
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,664
Are you nauseous?

635
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,416
Do you have cravings?

636
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,626
You never touched my Propecia
or my Accutane, did you?

637
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,752
No, I... good.

638
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:45,297
Good. Thank god,
becausethats_. Didn't touch that.

639
00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,717
Wow. I am so happy.
I am so deliriously happy.

640
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,469
Why? Because you are pregnant.

641
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,095
Yeah. And because
it obviously happened

642
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,015
when we were together,
and I am very...

643
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,766
Yeah, hdkjhappen_. ._proud.

644
00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:00,729
When we were together.
That's true, and... but you

645
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,732
are not...

646
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,443
You're not the dad.

647
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,787
You cheated on me

648
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:21,625
when I specifically
asked you not to?

649
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:25,504
No, I did not...
I did not cheat on you.

650
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:27,672
I did not.

651
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:33,887
Well, okay, so it's not mine,
and it's not somebody else's, so...

652
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,848
I know

653
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,935
the whole toilet seat
thing is a myth, so...

654
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,521
I went to a sperm bank.

655
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,941
Yeah. You did?

656
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,567
When we were going out?

657
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:48,818
Yeah.

658
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:53,490
I don't understand. You
always used to be very cautious,

659
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,492
wearing two condoms.

660
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,660
I know.

661
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,222
You would rather have somebody
else's sperm than my sperm?

662
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:02,582
No. No, no. It's not
just any sperm bank.

663
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,586
I mean, it's really... this is
a really, really great place.

664
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:09,297
It's amazing, actually. I'm
going to bring you the catalog.

665
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,966
You should look through it.

666
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,302
It's... in fact, it's right next
to that little breakfast place

667
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,055
that you like in the city, where
you can draw on the tables.

668
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,306
Ihop.

669
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,474
Ihop.

670
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:23,562
If I was 22, and I had lots of
time to have lots of children,

671
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,748
then, sure, let's let Michael
have a shot at one of them,

672
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:28,024
but honestly, I need to
make this one count.

673
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,278
Oh, that's really good.
I feel so much better.

674
00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:33,905
I just needed to get all
of that out on the table.

675
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:35,365
I'm glad you told me.

676
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,593
Look, I don't know what you're
going to be doing tomorrow,

677
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:42,998
but I have my lamaze class in
allentown, and you could come.

678
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:47,586
I usually, you know, use a
foam noodle instead of a partner.

679
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:53,717
I'll... I have to
think about it.

680
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,678
Okay.

681
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:03,059
My whole life I have
known two things.

682
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:07,022
I love sex,
and I want to have kids.

683
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,734
And I always thought that those
two things would go hand in hand,

684
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:13,612
but now I think it might
be one or the other.

685
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,240
Oh, look, they're starting.

686
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,748
(Whoops)

687
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:37,052
Well, I hope you had fun today,

688
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,679
because you are never ever
throwing a party again.

689
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,579
Hey.

690
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,831
Can I have your
attention, please?

691
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,543
I was waiting for the
right time to do this,

692
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:13,755
and I can't think of a better
time than right now.

693
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:17,008
With the music playing
and all our friends around

694
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,220
and fireworks going off.

695
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,723
My parents are here,
Andrew and Ellen Bernard.

696
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:27,143
Thank you for sharing
in this joyous moment.

697
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,689
Ms. Angela Martin, will
you please join me on stage?

698
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,360
Okay. Then I will come
to you, my flower.

699
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,488
Darryl: Damn it!

700
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:46,621
Angela, will you do me the honor

701
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:52,836
of giving me your tiny
hand in marriage?

702
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,054
Okay.

703
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,473
Into the Mike, sweetie.

704
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,975
I said okay.

705
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,893
She said yes.

706
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,228
(All clapping)

707
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,731
And the crowd goes wild!

708
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,691
(Whoops)

709
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,359
(Clears throat)

710
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:21,823
(Sighs)

711
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:27,328
I've been carrying that ring
around in my wallet for six years,

712
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,914
because you don't know when
you're going to meet the right girl

713
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,041
and the moment's
going to be right.

714
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:35,128
And tonight, with the fireworks

715
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:39,841
and the music and
everything, it was right.

716
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,010
Can I be your bridesmaid?

717
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,269
D wi g h t.' Well,

718
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:54,689
it was my own fault.

719
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,693
Andy: Tuna!

720
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,405
I'm engaged. I know.

721
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,091
That's awesome, man.
That's great.

722
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,826
Mr. Andrew Bernard.

723
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,788
It's got a nice ring to it.

724
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:15,043
Hey... hey, you know,
I just realized,

725
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,504
I don't have a picture
of the two of us.

726
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,630
Oh, yeah.

727
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,715
Yeah, could we? Sure.

728
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,425
Meredith, do you mind?

729
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,594
This one. Okay.

730
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,807
One, two, three.

731
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,061
Oh, let's do it again.
Pam, your smile is weird.

732
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,855
It's digital, so just take
as many as you want.

733
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,192
One, two, three.

734
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,487
One, two, three.

735
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:47,200
I don't know. I just... I really thought
Jim was going to propose tonight.

736
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,539
Hey there. Hey.

737
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:53,891
So, you missed
something really big.

738
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:54,958
Yeah?

739
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,168
Yeah, Andy proposed
to one of your accountants.

740
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:58,294
Oh, wow.

741
00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,712
And that's as specific
as I can be

742
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,089
on my first day, but...

743
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,174
Well, I can see Andy
proposing to Angela.

744
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,735
I can also see him
proposing to Oscar.

745
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:05,760
Okay.

746
00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:12,684
So, you know, somehow after all
those ribs, I'm still really hungry.

747
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,354
I don't know, I was thinking of
maybe going off-campus somewhere

748
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,147
and getting some dessert.

749
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:19,232
Oh, um...

750
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,861
Well, you know what, you
should go to the glider diner.

751
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,322
Ask Stanley about that.
He practically lives there.

752
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:27,991
Okay.

753
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,284
I'll go to the diner with you.

754
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,287
Oh, that would be great.

755
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,539
We can go eat pie.

756
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,748
I love pie.

757
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,917
Me, too. Okay.

758
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,169
Have a good night. Okay.

759
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,296
Night.

760
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,765
Yeah, it was a good day.

761
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:55,560
I mean, first days are
always the hardest, right?

762
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,980
Well, I should go.
I got to buckle him in.

763
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,987
Michael: Well, this is it.
I am here to see you off.

764
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,114
Thanks.

765
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,657
Really, Michael?

766
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,075
Sorry. Corporate policy.

767
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,494
It's not.
You might take something.

768
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,180
I don't think he's
going to take anything.

769
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,165
Okay, security guard.

770
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,958
(Beeping)

771
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,169
Some kind of alarm.

772
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,795
Okay.

773
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,340
Hi, jan. It's Michael.

774
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:29,469
I just... I just want
to let you know

775
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:33,681
that I am going to go
to your lamaze class tomorrow,

776
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,436
and if there's any details
you need to fill me in on,

777
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:42,857
like what exactly lamaze is,
that would be great,

778
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,486
and I will see you
tomorrow morning.

779
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:55,119
I am going to be
kind of a daddy.

780
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,587
Party planning's a real high,
like a runner's high.

781
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:05,672
(Elevator bell dings)

782
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,309
(Heavy breathing)

783
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,104
Oh, god! What?

784
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,188
(Phyllis gasps)