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(Yells)

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Got you! Broken arm.
Boom! Boom! Boom!

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Broken nose! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Broken nose! Gonna flip you.

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Once a year, Dwight holds
a seminar updating us

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on the newest developments
in the world of karate.

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Because, as we all know,

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the one thing that thousand-year-old
martial arts do all the time

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is change.

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How can I pose this to
you in a relatable way?

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You are all members
of the yakuza,

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and you happen to be visiting
the lackawanna trolley museum,

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and you are attacked by triads.

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How can you hold them off
until your clan arrives?

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You cannot go wrong
with a throat punch.

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(Yells)

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Okay, so there's no defense
for that. Good to know.

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No, there is a defense for
that. Let me demonstrate.

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Someone attack me. Kevin, go!

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No way.

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Last time, you pulled
my pants down,

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and then you tried to
choke me with my shoelace.

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False. I did choke you with
your shoelace. Now come at me!

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Okay, with all due respect
to everyone here,

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I think the most worthy
opponent of you is you.

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That is correct, unless there
happen to be measles present.

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So let's just say that Dwight has
come at you with the throat punch.

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Now, how would you, Dwight,
defend against it?

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Easy. Allow me to demonstrate.

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I am attacking myself with a
throat punch. Here it comes.

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Block. Grasp wrist as such.

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And what if he comes at
you with the other hand?

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Because he does have two.

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Good point. Second throat
punch. Absorb the blow.

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Groin punch. Hit,
block, elbow to the gut!

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Uh-oh! Up to the nose!
No, you're not!

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(Screams in pain)

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Oh, my god, he's making
you look like such a fool.

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He really is, but not for long.

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Ow! God! Instep! Not again!

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(Exclaiming)

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You let go! You let
go! I can't hold on!

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You two are so evenly matched,

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I don't know how one of you
is gonna get the upper hand.

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The important thing
to remember, Jim,

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we always have what is
called the element of surprise.

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(Screams in pain)

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But I would say
my favorite art form

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is a tie between sculpting
and stand-up comedy.

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I did stand-up comedy once.

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You did? Yeah, I killed.

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That sounds like
it was hilarious.

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It was hilarious.

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Yes? Dwight: Michael?

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What is the meaning of
this e-mail that everyone got?

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You'll have to be
more specific, Dwight.

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Igethke eight e-mails a day.

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This one. "From David
Wallace to all dunder Mifflin."

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Whoo-hoo! Shout-out.

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"Hello, everyone. I'm sure
you've seen the item in the journal.

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"Just want to stress,
it's all conjecture.

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"If there's any concrete
news, you will know asap."

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Erin, do we have the journal?

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Your "feelings journal"?

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You told me to put it
in the time capsule.

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Did you? Michael,

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he means the wall street
journal online.

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Oh, "the wall."

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I found the article.

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"On a day marked by panicked
corporate board meetings,

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"one that is relatively
unsurprising is dunder Mifflin's.

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"It is rumored that
they will recommend..."

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And the article cuts off.

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It's $1.99 to
finish the article.

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I wonder what it was gonna say.

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Are you serious?

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I got it, I got it. Oh!
Tuna beat me to it.

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"It is rumored that they will
recommend declaring bankruptcy?"

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No, no. That doesn't
make any sense.

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Oh, lord, we're all
gonna lose our jobs.

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Not necessarily. Bankruptcy
could mean a lot of things.

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Maybe they're just
restructuring to get out of debt.

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Right. Oh, that sounds awful.

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Or it could mean
the end of dunder Mifflin.

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Oh, god! Well, that's
an interesting theory.

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You know what?

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You can all have jobs at schrute
farms as human scarecrows.

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It doesn't pay much
and you can't unionize.

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Woman over phone: I'm
sorry, Michael. David's in a meeting.

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Ah, well, maybe you
should spy on him.

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(Snickers)

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Oh, my god!
Wouldn't that be hilarious?

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I'll just have him call
you back when he's free.

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Okay, okay. Good.

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I'll catch you on
the flippity-flip. Bye!

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He's busy.
Call me back when he's free.

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(Michael retching)

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Michael, are you okay?
Did you throw up in there?

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No, just pooping.
You know how I be.

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But it smells like
throw-up in here.

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Crazy world, lot of smells.

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You guys, what if this
is our last day at work?

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What if we never see
each other ever again?

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I like Erin. There, I said it.

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I was kind of hoping
she would ask me out,

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but things have not
panned out on that front,

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so, it's time for the nard-dog

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to take matters
into his own paws.

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(All murmuring)

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(Singing) Everything is gonna

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we have to do something,
because people are losing it out there,

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wondering what's gonna happen.

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Okay, we need some sort
of distraction for everybody.

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Is there anything new
on YouTube? Michael...

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Doesn't even need
to be good. Oh, god!

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I can't think.
I need more mullins.

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Listen, Wallace said these
were just rumors, right?

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So we have no reason to think
that the company's anything but fine.

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So if we just go on
with our work,

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you and me,
they'll follow along.

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Monkey see, monkey do.

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That's it.
Monkey pee all over you.

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That rhymes. So what
have we on the docket today?

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We have a monthly staff meeting.

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All right!
Let's conference room it up!

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Here's the deal, guys. There
is no new information as of yet,

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so I suggest we all
just keep working.

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Sure, I'm a little nervous, but doing
our work will make us feel better.

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I only slack off
when things are good.

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Customers have to use the
coupon code from the website.

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And as of now, there
is no differentiation

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between the letter
0 and the zero,

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but we are working on that.
Stay tuned for that.

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He needs me. Seat-save infinity.

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Okay, great.

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Also... oh, god! What?

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Oh, my god.

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What? Michael, what happened?

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Pam: Is there news?
There has been a murder!

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What? What?

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There's been a murder
in Savannah.

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Michael: Games have the power to
distract people from stressful situations.

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Battleship got me through
my parents' divorce.

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Operation got me through my
vasectomy, I.E., "my operation."

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I don't think

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I would have been able to
endure my break-up with Holly

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had it not been for toss across.

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"Belles, bourbon, and bullets, a
murder mystery dinner party game."

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It is so much fun.

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Everybody plays a character,
we go around the room,

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we try to figure out who did it.

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Hey, I'm wondering if
this is a terrible idea.

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This is my call, Jim. Big
picture stuff. It's about murder.

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I thought we agreed that
we wouldn't do things like this.

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Tube city. You owe me one.

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Co-managing is a give and take.

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You have to pick your battles.

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One of the battles that I picked

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was to stop Michael
from running plastic tubes

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all over the office and placing
hamsters inside of them.

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He was gonna call it tube city.

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So, yes, I do owe him one...

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Man: August 5th, 1955.

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It's a sad day
down here in Savannah.

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Local magnate bill bourbon
was killed last night,

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and all y'all have
congregated tonight for a meal

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to celebrate bill as he
passes on to his great reward.

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But you're not just here
to pay your respects.

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You have to figure out which of y'all is
the no-account scoundrel who killed him.

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This is ridiculous.

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There will be food. You
leave, you do not get food.

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What kind of food?
Sandwich platters.

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I'm in. Baby carrots.

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Okay, here are your
character cards.

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Take one, pass it down.
Here is your prop box.

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Some of your characters
will have props.

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Now, on your character card,
it tells you who you are

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and what your alibi is.

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Everything else is
up to your imagination.

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So if you talk slowly
in real life,

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your character could, say, have
been kicked in the head by a horse.

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Cool. I'll try it.

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Okay. Use your imaginations.

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Who did you get?

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"Naughty Nellie nutmeg,

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"a vivacious young socialite
with a penchant for scandal."

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Both: Ooh!

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Saucy. How about you?

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"Nathaniel nutmeg, the local
bartender and Nellie's brother."

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Michael, I don't like
this game. It's scary.

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It's not scary.

191
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Idonthke my character.

192
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Who are you?

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"Voodoo mama juju, the witch
doctor of the Savannah swamps."

194
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,752
I'm not comfortable with this.

195
00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,045
Well, how do you think I feel?

196
00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:09,466
I mean, I have to play "Caleb
crawdad," handsome playboy.

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Every night a different woman,

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being ogled, having to
hug and kiss and spoon.

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I make them feel beautiful.

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(In southern accent)
Well, well, well!

201
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What is this contraption,
I do declare?

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It's my BlackBerry, Michael. I'm
trying to get updates on the company.

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Who's Michael? I'm Caleb
crawdad, I do declare.

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You don't have to keep
saying, "I do declare,"

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anytime you say something,
it means you're declaring.

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That is the way
southern people talk.

207
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And what designing woman
are you basing that on?

208
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Delta Burke, I do declare.

209
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Now, shall we get
to the mystery?

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I'll go.

211
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"My name is Deborah utante,
Deb for short."

212
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That's clever. Debutante.

213
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"Bill bourbon was my uncle.

214
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"I would have never hurt him
any more than I'd hurt a June bug."

215
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,314
Nice accent. You
sound like Forrest Gump.

216
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,440
I do not.

217
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,816
Well, you do, actually.

218
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,612
You got this kind of like
Florida panhandle thing going,

219
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,865
whereas what you really want
is more of a Savannah accent,

220
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,952
which is more like molasses just
sort of spilling out of your mouth.

221
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,871
Oh, now do the Swedish chef.

222
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,290
I'm not familiar.
What province is he from?

223
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He lives on sesame street,
dumb-ass.

224
00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,629
You know, I think I'm supposed
to say something to Pam,

225
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I mean, Deb. Okay.

226
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,845
"I overheard you asking the
Butler where the pistol was kept."

227
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,722
(Gasps) Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.

228
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,308
I'm the Butler. What, you
were listening in on that?

229
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,869
Oh, you rich people,
you think you can do

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whatever you want
to the servant class!

231
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,164
No, no, no. Don't turn
this into a political thing.

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I will poison your food.

233
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,150
I reckon I got something to say

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to miss beatrix bourbon,
if she don't mind.

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Ooh, doggy! We got a party now!

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I do believe that
the game is a big hit.

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People are really diving
into their characters.

238
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,996
Y'all...

239
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,380
I made a mistake.

240
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,983
Sorry, I'm late, boss.
What's going on?

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00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:17,386
(In southern accent) Sir, there
has been a murder, and you are a suspect.

242
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,223
Okay. Hang on just a second. Let
me settle in, and I'll be right back.

243
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,058
Very good! Very good!

244
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,478
Now, no one was there
in the wine cellar.

245
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,902
(Tires squealing)

246
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,052
(In southern accent)
Hey there, young lady.

247
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,202
Hello.

248
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:46,790
I would be remiss if I did
not ask the pretty young lady

249
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,626
out on a date for this weekend.

250
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,170
(In southern accent)
Sounds like a plan, sugar.

251
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:55,424
All right! A plan it is.

252
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,760
(Both chuckling)

253
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:04,224
Voodoo mama juju, explain
your dalliance with the dark arts.

254
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:07,269
It's not my fault. I was
exposed to Harry Potter.

255
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,854
I know you did it!

256
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,566
I know she didn't do it. It's never
the person you most suspect.

257
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,986
It's also never the
person you ieastsuspecl

258
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,323
since anyone with half a brain
would suspect them the most.

259
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,410
Therefore, I know
the killer to be Phyllis,

260
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:30,417
a.k.a. Beatrix bourbon, the
person I most medium suspect.

261
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,588
Do you want to go out
on a date with me?

262
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,091
We can make out by the horses.

263
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:42,554
Well, you know old Nellie is
always up for a romp in the hay.

264
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,765
How about a threesome?

265
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,976
(Chuckles) Yeah.
My boudoir's always open.

266
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,269
Nice.

267
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,565
I'm a little worried I might have
asked out naughty Nellie and not Erin.

268
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:54,834
Which would be a
whole lot less appealing,

269
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,694
because naughty Nellie
says yes to everyone,

270
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,655
and she might be a murderer.

271
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,281
Follow before...

272
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,951
I just got an e-mail
from corporate,

273
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,954
specifically for accounting, to
stop all payments to our vendors.

274
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,455
What does that mean?

275
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,975
Well, maybe nothing, but it
could be a problem with liquidity...

276
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,293
Whoa! What's this
strange yankee accent

277
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,920
coming out of your mouth, son?

278
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,047
This here is Savannah.

279
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,299
Phyllis...

280
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,303
(In southern accent)
This... plan...

281
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:28,976
This plantation, we're
running low on greenbacks,

282
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,020
and we're having problems
paying the people

283
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,816
who give us the seeds and
the dirt. We can't pay them.

284
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,235
Michael, I can't...

285
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,613
Basically, it could mean a lot of
things, but it is unprecedented,

286
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,737
so it's cause for concern.

287
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,324
Okay, I'm going back to work.

288
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,993
No. No, no, no. No. No, no.

289
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,829
I'm gonna skip forward to a
really big clue. Here we go.

290
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,666
Man: Well, by now, you figured out
that old beatrix bourbon was the killer.

291
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,834
Pam: What?

292
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,420
Michael, I was doing so well.

293
00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,048
Are you going to
believe that? That is a...

294
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,758
That's a misdirection.

295
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,095
We still don't know
who the murderer is.

296
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,143
Nellie nutmeg, come back
in here! I can't do this myself.

297
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:16,064
Voodoo mama juju.
What am I gonna do?

298
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,030
Okay, so corporate is
still in their meeting.

299
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,449
That could be a good sign.

300
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,243
Hey, everyone, Kevin's gonna
give us his take on the situation.

301
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,703
Let's listen up.

302
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,986
All right, guys, it's a workday,
and you guys work here,

303
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,623
so let's go do some work.

304
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,251
Now, Jim telling us all to work,

305
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,670
I think that is
a very good sign.

306
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,338
Don't just say things.

307
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,801
Oh, good, Michael. Listen,
iwrote up those sales targets...

308
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:49,306
I do believe you have me mistaken.
My name is Caleb crawdad.

309
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:53,894
Y'all skedaddled way too soon.
We need to reopen this case.

310
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,271
No, you're not re-opening
the case. The case is closed.

311
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,481
No, it ain't.

312
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,983
Frankly, I'm not surprised.

313
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,945
A lot of the evidence
seemed to be based on puns.

314
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,844
I was just thinking about
weekend at Bernie's.

315
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,828
So funny. The guy's
dead the whole time.

316
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,789
(Chuckles) I haven't seen it.

317
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:18,043
Speaking of weekends, you
excited about our date this weekend?

318
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,253
(In southern accent)
Of course, Nathaniel.

319
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,713
Okay.

320
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,632
Where are you taking me?

321
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,175
Well...

322
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,154
(In southern accent) The
finest steakhouse in all Savannah.

323
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:32,057
Savannah? That's a far way
from Scranton.

324
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,310
Did you mean a real date?

325
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:38,939
Did you?

326
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,690
Totally not.

327
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,953
I thought it was for real.

328
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,083
So I was excited, but
it was part of the game.

329
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,045
You're sure it was water?
It couldn't have been acid?

330
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,006
I already declared you,
it was too dark to tell!

331
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,359
Stop playing games
with me, crawdad!

332
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,593
This is not a game!
This is my life!

333
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,887
You are out of
order, sir! Answer me!

334
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,390
You are out of order!
You are out of order!

335
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,934
I think Michael
may have snapped.

336
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,644
Or maybe he's just
stuck in character.

337
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,605
Well, which is worse?
Snapped or stuck?

338
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,858
Both. They're both worse.

339
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,155
It's gonna be all right.
We're a good company.

340
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,491
We'll figure this out.
We're not going under.

341
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,327
Jim, what if we both
lose our jobs?

342
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,747
I'm trying to think of a way
that this all ends up fine,

343
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,708
and I can't think of one.

344
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,838
Deb, what in the world?
Do you have the vapors?

345
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,506
Michael! Not now. Can't wait.

346
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,259
We have to get you to
our witch doctor right now.

347
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,261
Come on, come on!

348
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,762
I should just go.

349
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,866
(In southern accent)
Where to now, Caleb?

350
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:58,101
Michael: To mama juju booboo.

351
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,937
Michael, can I...

352
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,025
Okay, I'm just gonna skip right
past the what and go with why?

353
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:08,820
Because this is the
recreation of a crime scene.

354
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,906
I'm the dead body, and
these are my brain chunks.

355
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,032
Hey, shut up. You're dead.

356
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,426
Michael, can I talk
to you in your office?

357
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,452
No Michael here.
My name is... Caleb!

358
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,836
Today, of all days?
No! You shut up!

359
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,214
They need this game, Jim.

360
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,841
Let us have this stupid
little game, all right?

361
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,219
(Knocking on door)

362
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,889
(In southern accent)
Oh, you startled me!

363
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,726
My stars, my heart nearly
leapt out of my chest.

364
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,019
What can I do you for?

365
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,688
Wallace is on the phone.
He's returning your call.

366
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,232
Detective Wallace?

367
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,610
I don't think so. I think it's David
Wallace from dunder Mifflin.

368
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,363
Oh, shucks!
Tell him I'm not here.

369
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,548
You're not gonna
answer the phone?

370
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,242
No, I only answer
to detective Wallace,

371
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,661
'cause I got a warm body
in the other room.

372
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,163
I'll take it.

373
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,581
Hey, David.

374
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:04,668
David: Hey. Sorry to be
getting back to you guys so late.

375
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,937
Things are still a bit unclear.

376
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:08,088
We didn't officially
decide anything yet.

377
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,839
Oh, okay.

378
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,926
But if! Can be candid with
you here, Jim, it's not good.

379
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,595
We fully expect to be out of
money by the end of the year.

380
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,013
Insolvent.

381
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,477
So, well, you know what?
I'm sorry. I have to run.

382
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,604
But we will talk
soon, okay? Sure.

383
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,128
Okay. Oh, you know,
while I have you,

384
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,549
today I was working on this
pitch for a supermarket chain...

385
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,236
Great... and it would
actually be a big account.

386
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,570
Okay, look, you know what?

387
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,364
I can't really get my
head around anything

388
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,991
like that right now,
but that's great.

389
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,867
Keep after it, but I gotta run.

390
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,952
Okay. Thanks, Jim.

391
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,036
See you.

392
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,081
(Clears throat)

393
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,340
What's the news?

394
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,883
Nothing yet.

395
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,431
Well, I guess that's not...

396
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,267
Well, there is some bad news.

397
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,146
There has been another murder.

398
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,109
A murder, you say?

399
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,487
I do declare.

400
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,573
Conference room, everyone.

401
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,658
Do we have to play?

402
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,660
Supen no.

403
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,996
Oh, this could be a juicy one.

404
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,290
Get in there! Get in there!

405
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,418
Jim: I think today was a good
day to have two managers,

406
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,047
because if you're a family stuck on
a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean,

407
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,716
one parent might want
to just keep rowing.

408
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,719
But if the other parent
wants to play a game,

409
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,512
it's not because they're crazy.

410
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:43,475
It's because they're doing it
for the kids. And I get that now.

411
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:49,105
(In southern accent) There has
been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue.

412
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,275
My little heart can
barely take it no more.

413
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,448
(Normal accent) Today is the
hardest I have worked in along, long time.

414
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,370
Okay. I didn't do it!

415
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,539
Everybody just calm
down. I am calm.

416
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,667
Count of three, we're all
gonna put down our guns.

417
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,003
I have crossbows.

418
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,672
We'll put down our weaponry
on the count of three.

419
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,799
Andy: Okay.

420
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,217
You ready? Dwight: I'm ready.

421
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,552
One, two...

422
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,637
Two.

423
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,306
Three. Three.

424
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,141
(All yelling)

425
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,394
Andy revealed himself
to be a double agent,

426
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,437
at which point,
Dwight felt comfortable

427
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,439
revealing that he also
was a double agent,

428
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,401
and then, Michael
announced to everybody that,

429
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:37,153
get this, he was a double agent.

430
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,989
Oh, and it is 6:00.

431
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,959
Really?

432
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:54,838
It wasn't me! I'm not
going down for this!

433
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,881
Hey, I want to go home.

434
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,217
Get the keys out of
my purse, start the car.

435
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,019
(All panting)

436
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,318
(All yelling)