1 00:00:02,712 --> 00:00:04,172 Got it. All right. 2 00:00:04,297 --> 00:00:06,316 Okay, let's go in. I'm freezing. People, wait, wait, wait. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,660 Come back, come back. One fun one. 4 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:09,010 We're gonna do a fun one. Okay. 5 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:11,762 One Charlie's angels. One. Let's go. 6 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:14,849 Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. 7 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,160 No one's putting this on their fridge. 8 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,269 I got it, you guys, how about this. 9 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,563 Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, 10 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:21,957 all the girls are on the other. 11 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,275 The boys are, like, "why, I ought to..." 12 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,652 And the girls are, like, "let's go shopping." 13 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,155 Let's justjump in the air. That's it! 14 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,865 That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. 15 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,259 We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go. 16 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:35,328 Okay, one, two, three. 17 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:37,747 Not everyone jumped. 18 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,458 Okay, everybodyjump in the air this time, please. 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,542 Here we go. 20 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:43,252 One, two, three. 21 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,273 Still some people notjumping. You gotta be kidding me. 22 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,216 Who isn'tjumping? I'll tell you who. 23 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,927 Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar. 24 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,011 I am jumping. 25 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,976 You are? Let me see you jump. Yes, I'm jumping. 26 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:57,266 Oh, my god. This is a store-bought camera. 27 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,244 This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras 28 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,454 that would be able to capture that. 29 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,562 I'm freezing. 30 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:03,689 Also, Erin is jumping way too early. 31 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,000 She's on the ground by "three." 32 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,108 I didn't want to miss it. 33 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:08,069 Well, if we all jump really high, 34 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,779 we'll be in the air longer. Do that. 35 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,364 Here's a question nobody's asking, 36 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:12,847 is this worth it? Don't answer that. 37 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,367 People, listen up and listen good. 38 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,535 We need to just get one picture 39 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,621 where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes? 40 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:19,997 Why? I believe in us. 41 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,165 We can do this. 42 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,209 Okay, on three, everyone in the air. 43 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:26,754 Three, two, one, zero. 44 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,917 Just say "jump." Say the word "jump." 45 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:31,592 We didn't get it. 46 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,537 I'm the office administrator now, 47 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,956 which means I'm basically being paid 48 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,000 to be head of the party planning committee. 49 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,044 The first thing I did as head, I shut it down. 50 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,715 At its worst it was a toxic political club 51 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:15,011 used to make others feel miserable and left out. 52 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:18,055 At its best it planned parties. 53 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:20,933 It hardly looks fake. It's so lush. 54 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,268 Why does it smell real? 55 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,187 Jim: Ah! 56 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:26,897 Good one. 57 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:31,819 Ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho! 58 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,655 Merry Christmas, little children! 59 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:35,841 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 60 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:38,534 How's everybody doing today? Pam: Good. 61 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:41,120 How's the party coming along? Great. 62 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,456 Nope. Are we over budget? 63 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:45,666 No? Good. 64 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:48,419 Did anyone get drunk already? 65 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:50,671 Not yet. Good for you. 66 00:02:50,755 --> 00:02:53,591 Angela, lay it on me, what's the problem? 67 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:55,468 Nothing. Should be fun. 68 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:59,096 So, Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today? 69 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:02,016 Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine. 70 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,728 All right, well, I will be in my office 71 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,356 making toys for the good children. 72 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,067 Andy? Yeah? 73 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,651 What you got? 74 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,278 It's all good, Santa. 75 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,696 Well, that's a relief. 76 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:18,115 Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. 77 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,701 All right. Good! 78 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:22,745 Michael: My kids are growing up. 79 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,706 As a boss, I look at that and I say, "great." 80 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:29,585 It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen 81 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,212 because that's what I want. 82 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,255 That's what every boss wants, 83 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:36,926 is a wonderful Christmas with no drama. 84 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:44,058 It's present time, you guys. 85 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:48,229 Happy holidays from your friends at sabre. 86 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,439 We just want to say how grateful we are. 87 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:52,691 Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me 88 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,735 as minority executive trainee. 89 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:58,072 So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. 90 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,116 And they said, "oh, yes. Perfect. 91 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:03,327 "Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do." 92 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,247 It's a hello kitty laptop sleeve. 93 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,665 Hello kitty's for girls. 94 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,417 Nashua got mp3 players. 95 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,127 Yeah, I don't even have a laptop. 96 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,879 I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny 97 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,381 if I were white. Woman: Wow. 98 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,966 Come on. I said "I wonder." 99 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,676 I didn't say "I think." 100 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,178 Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets. 101 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,013 Blankets? What am I, five? 102 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,891 Erin and I make great use of ours. 103 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,644 Yes, Erin and I are still dating. 104 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,981 Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating? 105 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,859 I'll take one of those pink pouches. 106 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,778 I feel good today. My little girl Jada? 107 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,406 It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. 108 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,117 Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. 109 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,660 I've tivoed her favorite shows, 110 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,245 some things I've never heard of. 111 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,872 Icarly... 112 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,666 You know who's funny on that show? 113 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,210 The friend with the video camera. 114 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:55,379 He's got a nice way of talking. 115 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,551 Hey, it's snowing. 116 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:03,304 Dwight: Oh, my god! 117 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,056 It's the first snowfall of Christmas. 118 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,059 Is that just so magical for you, little girl? 119 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,811 Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, 120 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:14,440 and cuddle up with papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? 121 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,192 It's not even a real snow. 122 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,694 Look, it's a dusting. It's pitiful. 123 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,122 Hey, Dwight. 124 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,084 Meredith: Yes! 125 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:37,087 Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here! 126 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:40,925 Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right? 127 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,570 Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You could have killed me! 128 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,012 Don't be such a baby. 129 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,764 Yeah, who's a little girl now? 130 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,019 You apologize to me right now. 131 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,371 You've got something on your nose. 132 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,105 You apologize right now. 133 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,149 Very well, 134 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,693 then I challenge you to a snowball fight 135 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,112 on the first real snow of winter. 136 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,033 You got it. 137 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,869 That sounds awesome. Can we all do it? 138 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:10,663 No, Andy, it's a snowball fight. 139 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,229 It's not fun. Go get your own thing. 140 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,457 Beat it. 141 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:19,463 Jim, let go. 142 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:28,389 Angela, are you bringing your new boyfriend to the party? 143 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,349 I wouldn't subject Robert to that. 144 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,393 He's a very busy senator. 145 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,769 State senator. 146 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,730 I would not expect you to know what it's like 147 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,214 to date someone in the public arena. 148 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,568 Who are you dating in the public arena? 149 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,362 The senator. Oh, right. 150 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,739 The state senator. 151 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:48,826 We went to a picnic thrown by the comptroller's wife. 152 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:51,662 Oh. That would be impressive 153 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,124 if anyone knew what a comptroller was. 154 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,668 Well... 155 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,588 Do you have any idea how many photographers there are 156 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,506 at a ribbon-cutting ceremony? 157 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:05,134 I do. Two. 158 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,153 "Angela... Over here." 159 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,847 "Angela... here. Look here!" 160 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:13,267 Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone 161 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,352 that an office party is just that... 162 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,645 Yeah! A party. 163 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,106 It's not an excuse to get really drunk 164 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,276 or confront someone or have a cathartic experience 165 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,694 of any kind. Michael: Pam? 166 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,321 Pam? Pam? 167 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,865 Wow, there are questions to that. Okay. 168 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,951 You know what, no questions. 169 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:34,622 Last item on the agenda, Toby would like to make an announcement. 170 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,292 Hi, guys. Hi. 171 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,377 I just wanted to let you know 172 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,314 that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week. 173 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:43,618 Because you've been on the I am? 174 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,900 Because the boring police have been after you, 175 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,027 and they finally caught up with you? 176 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:48,052 No, the opposite. 177 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:52,306 I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case. 178 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:57,019 Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. 179 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,313 And the verdict, it was Toby. 180 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,232 And the sentence, death. Death to Toby! 181 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:03,734 Dwight: Death to Toby! 182 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,819 Okay, that's hurtful talk. We've talked about that. 183 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,672 You know, I don't interrupt your announcements. 184 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,990 You leave these huge pauses in your sentences. 185 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:11,176 What do you expect me to do? 186 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,409 What's the case, Toby? 187 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,637 Well, I really can't talk about it, 188 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:14,888 but it's a very high-profile case. 189 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,372 Is it criminal? Yes. 190 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,998 Have we heard of it? I don't know. 191 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:19,708 Is it the middle school teacher who tried 192 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,728 to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave? 193 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,671 Come on. Was it the post office guy 194 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,190 who rubbed his penis all over the mail? 195 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,341 Guys, it's a really big deal. 196 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,301 He's rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his neck! 197 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:30,469 He's rubbing his neck. 198 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,720 Scranton strangler! 199 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:34,890 I can neither confirm nor deny this. 200 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:38,185 Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty. 201 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:43,816 That was the worst joke ever. 202 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,694 Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place. 203 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,278 Okay, good-bye. Good-bye. 204 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,090 Holly flax. She comes from the nashua branch. 205 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:51,448 What? What? Yeah. 206 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,634 She'll be starting next week. 207 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,843 If you have any questions about 208 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,969 the transition, just let me know. 209 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,537 Hold on, Holly's coming back here? 210 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,330 Yeah. Guys, who's Holly? 211 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,249 Michael: That is a great question, Erin. 212 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,378 How do you describe somebody who is at the same time 213 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,840 an old friend, and was a lover. 214 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,761 And was a complicated part of my past, 215 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,763 and maybe, just maybe 216 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,390 a part of my future? Wow. 217 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,808 She's one sassy black lady. 218 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,145 Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party. 219 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,938 I'm not sure the temporary replacement 220 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,690 of an hr rep really warrants a party. 221 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,568 You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. 222 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,070 This is too important. Cancel this one. 223 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,197 Dwight, get rid of the tree. Okay. 224 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,741 Cancel. We're canceling it. 225 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:34,825 No, don't throw them out! 226 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:35,969 No, we have to cancel the party. 227 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,053 We can save that! No, no, no. 228 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,917 We're gonna get fresh for Holly. Fresh and new. 229 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,236 I know. These cookies are fine! 230 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,583 It's not. They're not. Michael, wait. 231 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,834 We don't have... 232 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,919 We don't have the budget for another party. 233 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,963 Well, then, everybody will chip in. It'll be fine. 234 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,841 I honestly think you're idealizing people here again, Michael. 235 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,402 I don't think that's gonna happen. You know what, 236 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,404 I'll pay for it. I'll pay for the party. It doesn't matter. 237 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,181 This is way too important. People, Holly's coming back, 238 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,600 and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. 239 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,435 So back to work. 240 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,105 Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! 241 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,983 I was after corporate constantly. 242 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,069 I emailed Jo. I wrote letters. 243 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:15,324 And you know who lend up owing this to, is the Scranton strangler. 244 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,869 Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. I love you! 245 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,247 You just took one more person's breath away. 246 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:32,132 Michael: We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, 247 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,967 but they've never been cool. 248 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,262 The name is bond. Santa bond. 249 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,890 I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. 250 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,434 Classic brosnan. 251 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,854 Santa. Wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. 252 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:48,232 Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. 253 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,400 But that is a myth, because you know what, 254 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:53,237 he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. 255 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,905 He's not necessarily an old guy. 256 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,741 No one knows what the real Santa claus... god! 257 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,505 Could you just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking? 258 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,305 Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. 259 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,164 It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be... 260 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,376 You know what, the food is going to be austere. 261 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,170 It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. 262 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,798 It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa claus. 263 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,925 It's gonna be a cool, sleek Santa. 264 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,510 Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. 265 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,928 Okay. Sure. I'll invite him. 266 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,239 I mean, unless there's any chance 267 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,573 there could be press at this party. 268 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,849 You never know about the press. 269 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,226 Well, I only ask because he's a senator. 270 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,829 Could he help us with some parking tickets? 271 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:26,996 I don't think that's appropriate. 272 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,220 Well, then he's not a senator. 273 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,815 Okay. Yes, he is. 274 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,193 Hey. Hey. 275 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,528 We still doing the gifts today? 276 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,697 I mean, it is the Christmas party. 277 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,991 Well, the classy Christmas party. Yes. 278 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,594 But don't get too excited, 'cause I didn't have a lot of time this year. 279 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,745 Me neither. Okay. 280 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,833 I've been working forever on Jim's present. 281 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,586 He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. 282 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,589 He'll take a memory or a private joke, 283 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:57,217 and he'll create something totally unique. I love them. 284 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,887 So this year I made him something. 285 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,180 A comic book. 286 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,183 It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper salesman 287 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,786 who, while riding his bike through the forest, 288 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,896 is bitten by a radioactive bear 289 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:12,190 and becomes "bear man." Wreaks havoc on the office. 290 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,984 It's really good. 291 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,625 Okay. 292 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,216 No, no, no, no! Fake tree. No! 293 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,427 No, it has the little... Pam, no, no. 294 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,012 Holly's coming from New Hampshire. 295 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,741 Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. 296 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,268 No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. 297 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,187 Take some money. Thank you. 298 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,772 Hi, I'm looking for Michael Scott. 299 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,440 Yes, that's me. Come on in. 300 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,905 There's nothing classier than boring jazz music, 301 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,365 I am here to tell you. 302 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,075 And I made a bit of a judgment call. 303 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,285 I hired one musician, because I thought, 304 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,996 "what's better, to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, 305 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,082 "or one bassist for the entire day?" 306 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:19,257 Hey, any volunteers to come with me to go buy a Christmas tree? 307 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,010 I would, but I don't want to get dirty. 308 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,054 There might be girls at the party. 309 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,407 Why do you always think that girls are gonna be at the party? 310 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,101 No one invited girls. It's just us. 311 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,646 I will help. Although my brid, my hybrid, 312 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,148 my prius hybrid, won't fit a tree. 313 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,193 Which is ironic, considering how many trees it saves 314 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,987 on a daily basis. Kevin: Yeah. 315 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:44,074 I do, however, have a hookup with a dude who has a pickup. 316 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,201 Do you mean Darryl? That's a great idea. 317 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,484 I'll ask him. You know Darryl? 318 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,663 Yeah. He works here. We all know him. 319 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,041 I should come along, just 'cause he's my, you know, he's my hookup. 320 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,167 Cool. 321 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,919 Come on, now, justine, look. 322 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,047 Listen, look, I've been planning this, okay? 323 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,675 You cannot do this, justine. I'm not doing it! 324 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,593 She told me she wants to have Christmas here. 325 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,012 She did? Yes. 326 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,431 She wants to be around family for Christmas. 327 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,515 Darryl: I don't know. 328 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,352 I thought I was enough family for my daughter. 329 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,606 Don't come in, I'm busy. 330 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,191 It's cool, Darryl, I'm here, too. 331 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,995 Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. 332 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,879 It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, 333 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,905 and we're hoping we could borrow your truck. 334 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,366 Uh. No. Come on, it'll be fun. 335 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,535 We could do donuts in the snow on the way back. 336 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,246 No. Thank you for your interest in my truck. 337 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:34,875 Okay. Sorry. We'll leave you alone. 338 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,669 Hey. 339 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,339 You know what? I could use a breath of fresh air. 340 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,300 Let's do it. 341 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:49,014 When Holly gets here, I want you to be very helpful to her. 342 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,224 I've looked her up online. There's nothing about her. 343 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,785 She's made no impression on the Internet. 344 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,895 She doesn't need an Internet presence. You just know. 345 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,898 Hey. 346 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,261 What the hell are you doing here? 347 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,626 You're supposed to be in the courthouse. 348 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,819 We're on recess. I came for the party. 349 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,489 Hey, everyone. Kevin: Hi, Toby. 350 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,895 What does the strangler iookae? 351 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,326 Is he gorgeous? He looks gorgeous in the drawings. 352 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,494 Yeah. That scowl. 353 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,872 I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury. 354 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,041 And then he will come back here and replace Holly, 355 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,709 so stop asking him questions. 356 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,878 I know people are only this excited to talk to me 357 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,588 because of the trial. 358 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,633 But they talk to me for a while, 359 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,427 and maybe people realize I have something to say. 360 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,641 And then one day, we're just talking. 361 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,275 You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt schrute. 362 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,443 Please leave... 363 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,126 Stop! 364 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,051 I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. 365 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,262 But I think it was worth it. 366 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,020 I was laying on the ground, defenseless, 367 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:23,441 and he just kept throwing them until he exhausted himself. 368 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,735 And, then... 369 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,239 "How about icing it? Lol. Dwight." 370 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,998 Erin: Hello. 371 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,625 Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please? 372 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,277 I'm really sorry, I can't help you. 373 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,296 I'm waiting for my boss's pretty friend to arrive. 374 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,214 Michael: There she is. 375 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,841 Hey. 376 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,886 Erin, would you help her, for god's sake? 377 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,556 You're Holly! Of course. Sorry. 378 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,894 Hello. 379 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,687 Well, well, well, 380 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,607 if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard. 381 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,360 Well, I never thought I'd see your face 382 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,613 around these parts, you old bastard! 383 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,240 Well, I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard. 384 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,845 Why, you're some sort of wise guy, huh? 385 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,429 I most certainly am. 386 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,454 Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk... 387 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,498 Dbh! Oh, homey. 388 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,335 Okay. Holly's back. 389 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,796 Hi. Hi. 390 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,300 Oh, huggy monster! 391 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,385 Oh, not the huggy monster! 392 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,137 I don't want to die! I don't want to die! 393 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,805 I don't want to die! 394 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,060 Wow. Well, everybody, 395 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,853 you remember Holly. 396 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,688 Did you bring us anything from nashua? 397 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,274 Oh, yeah. I brought some maple candy. 398 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,152 But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, 399 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,320 and I ate some of them. 400 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,488 Michael: That's adorable. 401 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,240 Would you put those out? To throw out? 402 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,533 Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone? 403 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,220 Oh, it's so nice to be back. 404 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,788 It looks beautiful in here. Super-classy. 405 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,915 It's like a party for limousine drivers. 406 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,918 Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party. 407 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,379 It's fabulous. I love what you did! 408 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,814 Isn't it wonderful? 409 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,007 We love it here. Don't you love it? 410 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,385 All right, let me show you to your desk. 411 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,512 I show you to your desk! 412 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,907 Holly: Watch out for my guns. They're both loaded. 413 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,017 What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter? 414 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,397 This is weird. I can't believe you're here. 415 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,999 This feels like you never left. Doesn't it? 416 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,503 Yeah, kind of. Yeah. 417 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,321 Oh, god. Oh, and you have a Woody. 418 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,034 Oh, I love... a.J. Gave me that. 419 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,578 Well, that's understandable. Still raw. 420 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,749 Woody your favorite character? Mmm-hmm. 421 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,769 You know who my favorite character in toy story is? 422 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,420 Andy's mom. Why? 423 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,189 Because without Andy's mom, there's no plot. 424 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,340 And without any plot, there is no movie. 425 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,926 That is a really good point. 426 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,054 A.j. Said he hadn't seen any of the toy story movies. 427 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,681 You're kidding me. No. I know. 428 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,850 I'm like, "what? Are you serious?" 429 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,810 What a douche bag! Get a life! 430 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,187 Get a... yeah, good riddance. 431 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,982 We sat down and we watched them all in one day. 432 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,109 Now he's the biggest toy story fanatic ever. 433 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,402 Good for him. 434 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,237 Next day I found him in my bed. 435 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,656 Really? That's creepy. 436 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,199 How did a.J. Get in your house? 437 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,826 We live together. 438 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,495 Oh, you do? 439 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,666 He had a little note pinned to him that said, "you've got a friend in me." 440 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:34,215 Yeah, Randy Newman's the best. Yeah. 441 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,551 I love him. Me, too. 442 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,764 Christmas tree, Christmas tree 443 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,059 won't you be my Christmas tree? 444 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,602 Hey, how about this one? 445 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,188 Ah! Seems a little full of itself, right? 446 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,272 Kind of a pretty boy. 447 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,442 What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie brown, 448 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,152 and we just loved it for what it is? 449 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,236 Maybe. I mean... 450 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,781 No, she be talking to your mom or something. 451 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,908 This is my daughter too, justine! 452 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,118 You seem to think... 453 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,540 Pick a damn tree already. 454 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,710 Hey, listen, Darryl, it's none of my business, 455 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:14,297 but if I couldn't have Cece for Christmas, I'd be really upset, too. 456 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,634 I don't have kids or anything, 457 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,721 but if my grandmother ever dies, I'm going to kill myself. 458 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,599 Jada don't want to spend Christmas with me. 459 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,310 She told her mom it wasn't as much fun. 460 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,187 How could she say that? 461 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,190 You know, I took her to the toy store to buy her own presents. 462 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,902 Well, Darryl, no kid wants to buy their own Christmas presents. 463 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,463 Her mom wants me to take her to mass. 464 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,714 I guess that's something to do. 465 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,158 No, you should have her mom do the boring Christmas stuff on her time. 466 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,494 You should be associated with the fun parts of Christmas. 467 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,121 How do I do that? 468 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,914 Bring her to the party. 469 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,708 Yeah, we'll have Santa, and we'll play games with her. 470 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,627 It'll be a lot of fun. Yes! 471 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,505 You'll be Mr. Christmas by the end of the night. 472 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,759 Hey. Hey, guys, the tree's here. 473 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,262 Nobody hug me. I'm covered in tree sap, so... 474 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,514 Why would someone hug you? 475 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,766 Hey there, Jada. Nice to see you again. 476 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,269 I'm Santa claus. Welcome. 477 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,478 Are you serious? 478 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,689 It's a sophisticated take. 479 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,024 He doesn't look like Santa claus. 480 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,359 No, he doesn't. 481 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,487 I told her Santa would be here. 482 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,531 Yeah, well, I was told that Holly would be here, 483 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,782 single and ready to date. 484 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:23,950 And we all got misled. 485 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,160 Who told you that? 486 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,913 Nora ephron, in every romantic comedy ever made. 487 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,249 So is it an open relationship? 488 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,126 Oh, god, no. 489 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,462 Well, you're almost 40. Oh, do you not want kids? 490 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,590 Oh, I want kids. I really want kids. 491 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,884 Buta.j. And I are practically engaged. 492 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,094 We talk about spending our lives together. 493 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,220 So where's the ring? 494 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,472 Kelly! 495 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,515 How are you adjusting to the move? 496 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,725 Nobody cares about that. 497 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,644 Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb. 498 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,897 You guys, I don't think any of us 499 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,940 are really qualified to be giving Holly 500 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,650 personal advice about her love life. 501 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,528 Yeah, I mean, maybe Holly's not in any position 502 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,739 to be shooing guys away. 503 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,493 I don't get it. I'm sorry. 504 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,495 I just... I don't get it. 505 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,830 Okay, listen, 506 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:15,627 I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, 507 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:16,711 we're over. 508 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,923 Yeah. Wow, an ultimatum. 509 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,133 Itdoesnt really seem like you. 510 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,802 That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. 511 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,721 Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore 512 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,515 unless I threaten to kill myself. 513 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,112 Don't... stop. Dwight! 514 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,699 Dwight, stop! Oh, no. Oh, no! 515 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,368 Stop! Oh, no. 516 00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,703 Yes, taste my wrath! Okay. Okay... 517 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,038 You like that? Seriously! 518 00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,873 Okay. Okay. 519 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,129 Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. 520 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:06,094 You never know when you're gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone. 521 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,846 I just want it to stop. 522 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,224 So cool, right? 523 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,768 There's no connection between the origin story and the quest. 524 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:14,852 Okay. 525 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,396 We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was 526 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,759 before he was bitten by the bear. 527 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,857 Otherwise it's the bear's quest. 528 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,569 Okay, well, I just sort of meant, like, cute, right? 529 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:23,837 Well, did you come here for help, 530 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,798 or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is? 531 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,407 I mean, help, if it's something simple, 532 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,617 like add page numbers or laminate it or... 533 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:32,328 It sounds like you know what you want. 534 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,747 It's also a little derivative of a serial called bear man. 535 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:35,832 Did you look that up? 536 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,916 Okay. No. 537 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,336 Oh, Jim. Hey. Hey, Toby. 538 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,798 There's this female stenographer at the courthouse... 539 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,300 No way. Who looks exactly like you. 540 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,093 That's incredible. Yeah. No, it's uncanny. 541 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,762 You know what's crazy? I can't reconnect with you right now. 542 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,681 Hold on one second. 543 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,729 Excuse me. 544 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,954 I guess there are just some people 545 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,123 who you stay together with when you transfer, 546 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,625 and some people you don't. 547 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,209 And that's just the way it is. 548 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,881 And I can be mature about that. 549 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,853 It's so cold. Even with my coat on. 550 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:41,564 Maybe your senator boyfriend has a blanket in his car 551 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,191 for screwing Americans. 552 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:46,653 Yet another opportunity where a blanket would have come in handy. 553 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,404 You guys, this has to stop. 554 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,882 Someone could have really gotten hurt. 555 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:53,201 What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? 556 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,744 You know what would have happened? 557 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,067 The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. 558 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,248 And, yes, it might have been funny, 559 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,626 but it also would have been incredibly tragic. 560 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:02,794 I could not agree more. 561 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,672 And I just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim 562 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,423 for acute psychological distress. 563 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:10,510 What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me. 564 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,596 With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? 565 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:15,431 No. I thought we were just playing. 566 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,557 Dwight's right. 567 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,686 What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. 568 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,312 I'm really surprised at you guys. 569 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,773 Last time I was here, you were both best friends. 570 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,655 All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. 571 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:33,282 You see this on my desk? 572 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,619 You know who gave me this? 573 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,913 My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City. 574 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,289 Dwight: Wait, what girlfriend? 575 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,666 I haven't told you about her. 576 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,836 I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit. 577 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:47,213 I'm a man in my mid-405 and I still get zits. 578 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:48,715 I think that's pretty interesting. 579 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:51,551 But you know what, I am not on trial here, the Scranton strangler is. 580 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,469 So anyway, we have this great weekend, 581 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:55,221 and she drives me to the airport, 582 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:59,058 and we get to jfk, but I'm flying out of la guardia. 583 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,810 So we laugh and laugh and laugh, 584 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,204 and then we spend the rest of the day 585 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,731 walking around slo-mo drinking latte. 586 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,650 And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, 587 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,695 "Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab." 588 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,598 I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 589 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,533 I do. She is. 590 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,161 Did you see her face? 591 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,498 Well, it seems to me that there is a person sitting out there in the annex 592 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:25,501 that still has feelings for Michael g. Scott. 593 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,754 And it ain't Tara. 594 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,923 So you went homemade this year. 595 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,508 Yeah. Yep. 596 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:35,303 Money problems. Is that what this is about? 597 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,930 I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out. 598 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:40,975 No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. 599 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,852 I just wanted to get your opinion. 600 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,812 Are you good at homemade? 601 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,105 Look at this. 602 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,191 Yeah. 603 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,697 Who did this? 604 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,135 It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, 605 00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,745 but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving. 606 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:03,414 Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you. 607 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,249 That's not true. 608 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,019 I don't know her enough to make a decision even. 609 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:08,836 What happened? What happened? 610 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,671 Toby, what did you do? 611 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,850 I think Toby's very jealous of all the attention you've been getting. 612 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:16,427 No, I would never ever do anything like that. 613 00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:18,304 But it does seem like something you would do. 614 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,181 Oh, really? Turn it on me. 615 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,725 Well, isn't that nice? Thank you very much. 616 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,644 Wait, wait, guys, listen. 617 00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:29,899 Toy story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. 618 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,819 You don't think... It's not possible 619 00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:36,322 that Woody did this to himself? 620 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:37,824 Michael: It is Christmas. 621 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,243 No, it really seems like something Michael would do. 622 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:43,788 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Well, the fact that you would think that 623 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,624 points to the possibility that it is probably not me. 624 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,167 And that I have been framed. 625 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,520 Why would anyone frame you for that? 626 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,254 Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting 627 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,798 this whole "Woody came to life" thing so quickly? 628 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,430 Surprise! It was part of the party. 629 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:03,641 Pretty funny, huh? 630 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:05,184 You think this is funny? 631 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,603 I don't. 632 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,148 But someday I think we will laugh about this. 633 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,150 When we tell our kids... yikes. 634 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:16,529 Oh, my god. All right! Shh! 635 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:18,698 Okay. You know what, 636 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:21,117 Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. 637 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,538 An accident borne ofjealous feelings. 638 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,957 Michael, you have to let this go. 639 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,793 I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore. 640 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,044 Oh, really? 641 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:34,171 Well, you certainly seemed jealous 642 00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:36,382 when I told you about my fake girlfriend. 643 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:37,825 That's what Jim and Dwight thought. 644 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,386 Okay, hey, hey, hey... no, fake girlfriends are always wrong. 645 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:43,472 You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd getjealous? 646 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,641 And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? 647 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:46,976 What is the matter with you? 648 00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:52,732 When you got transferred, and I drove you up to nashua, 649 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:56,319 you said, "Michael, I love you, but I can't do this." 650 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,739 But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem 651 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,490 with a long-distance relationship, do you? 652 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,784 And you know what, 653 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,079 that is what is the matter with me. 654 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:12,501 Michael, I'm sorry... and we did this whole stupid party for you. 655 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,598 You guys, it wasn't my fault. 656 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,100 Nothing is ever your fault. 657 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:34,190 Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us! 658 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,405 I really think you're better off. 659 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:45,910 Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please? 660 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:47,036 Yeah. 661 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,832 Is she an amazing cook or something? 662 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,847 "Hey, pickles, merry Christmas. Open immediately? 663 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,308 "Love, Swiss cheese." 664 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:16,691 Damn it, Dwight! 665 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,068 Didn't think your affectionate nicknames 666 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,487 would be your undoing, did you, Jim? 667 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,905 Let that be a lesson to you all. 668 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,828 So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out? 669 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,287 No, they bring it in. 670 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:33,082 You lucky son of a bitch. 671 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,501 I have been trying to get on jury duty 672 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:39,088 every single year since I was 18 years old. 673 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:43,843 To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people 674 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,886 while my lunch is paid for... 675 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:48,931 That is the life. 676 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:52,059 Daddy, I'm bored. 677 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:54,520 Can I read my book in your office? 678 00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:56,564 Sure, sweetie. 679 00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:04,447 Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. 680 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:07,033 A grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree 681 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,118 and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. 682 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,120 You want to go help me find him? 683 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,129 Oh, my goodness. 684 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:33,642 I am the mean old grinch. 685 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:38,355 The little girl who wishes to win back the Christmas star 686 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:43,694 must first succeed at these challenges. 687 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:47,865 That sounds fun and christmasy, you mean old grinch. 688 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,534 What kind of challenges? 689 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:53,454 Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch? 690 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:58,834 No. You must answer topical political questions. 691 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:04,799 How many congressmen is the state of Pennsylvania guaranteed? 692 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,928 And what other state has the equal number? 693 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,930 I don't know. 694 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:12,556 Do you know the other state? 695 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:16,352 Maybe the grinch hid the Christmas star, 696 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,896 and we could ask for clues, 697 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:22,149 and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold. 698 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,361 The star has been hidden. 699 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,447 Is the little girl hot or cold? 700 00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:30,324 Well, it turns out she's burning up 701 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:34,703 because the star is right behind her ear! 702 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,706 And the game's over seconds later. 703 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:38,870 I'm so glad you could come. 704 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:39,917 It's nice. I know. 705 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:44,171 Hey, everybody, this is my boyfriend, senator Robert lipton. 706 00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:46,423 Senator, it's an honor. 707 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:47,883 I'm Angela's friend Oscar. 708 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:50,553 Oscar. A pleasure. 709 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:54,140 Robert seems great. He's very handsome, 710 00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,892 firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor. 711 00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:08,237 Hi. Hello. 712 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:10,573 I'm a.J., I'm here to see Holly. 713 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:11,949 It's kind of a surprise. 714 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:14,493 I know who you are, and I think you should go. 715 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,496 I bet you didn't even bring us anything, did you? 716 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,707 Was I supposed to bring you guys something? 717 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:23,085 What? A.J.! Surprise. 718 00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:24,879 What are you doing here? 719 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,463 I wanted to see you. Oh, my god. 720 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:28,924 How are you? Wow! Nice. 721 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,843 Oh, god, you look great. 722 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,304 When did you get here? 723 00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:35,055 Just now. Just now. Hey. 724 00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:36,849 Hey, Michael. Good to see you again, a.J. 725 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,559 Welcome. Pleased to see you. Thank you. 726 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,352 Good trip down? Yeah, it was great. 727 00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:42,104 Good, good. Good to see you. 728 00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:45,441 Have fun. Enjoy the party. 729 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:47,860 I am dead inside. 730 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,741 What do you want, baby? We got some granola, 731 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,868 got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies. 732 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,329 You have a whole room of vending machines. 733 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:01,165 I know. Isn't it something? 734 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,460 I can't decide what I want. 735 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,805 Merry Christmas. 736 00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:19,058 Merry Christmas. Thank you. 737 00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:20,476 A merry Christmas. Thank you. 738 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:24,146 A merry Christmas. 739 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:28,817 Thank you so much. Merry Christmas. 740 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:30,663 And merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. 741 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,863 Merry Christmas. 742 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,490 Oh, thank you. 743 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,286 For your feet. 744 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:42,039 It's amazing. 745 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,958 It's so great. Thank you. 746 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,877 For me? Yes. 747 00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:48,671 Thank you very much. 748 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,951 I don't know if you guys have had a chance 749 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,440 to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, 750 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:11,235 but Robert was instrumental in that legislation. 751 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,821 Wow, that's awesome! 752 00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:15,364 A real David and Goliath story. 753 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:18,701 I'm just so touched that she's so interested in my work. 754 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,160 Angela: I am. 755 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,097 Meredith: The real problem is the teachers' union. 756 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,455 Zip it, Meredith. 757 00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,958 You tell me why my kid is 17 and still can't read. 758 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,669 Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? 759 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,629 Is there a bartender? You are. 760 00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:31,880 You make your own drink. 761 00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:35,134 I'll make it. What are you drinking? 762 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:36,844 An f train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters. 763 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:38,154 I don't know how to make that. 764 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,556 Okay, well, I'll just stick with my mojito. 765 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,142 And you know those annoying geese at the park? 766 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,102 Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. 767 00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:47,247 I mean, I think they've really become a pest. 768 00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,272 Annoying. Yes. 769 00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:56,322 I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe. 770 00:35:57,573 --> 00:36:00,576 Well, I don't think any of us really know. 771 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:03,996 All right. 772 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,214 Is it... 773 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,216 Is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica? 774 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,096 Go easy with the shaking. 775 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:29,021 Oh, my god. 776 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,442 You like it? 777 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,364 I love it. 778 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:41,700 Yep, I do make great Christmas gifts. 779 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,244 But I couldn't make that. 780 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,038 All right, my turn. 781 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,457 Oh, it's just... I didn't... 782 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,643 I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder. 783 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,294 Right. Of course. 784 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:58,133 "The adventures of Jimmy Halpert." 785 00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:02,554 Oh, my god. 786 00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:05,140 This is awesome! 787 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:06,642 That's my bike. 788 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:09,144 That's my desk. 789 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:11,146 And that is my daughter. 790 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,652 I mean... 791 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,076 Idonthke to talk about it. 792 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,162 Better office policy up there. 793 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,417 Kevin: But it should be the same policy as us. 794 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,048 Okay. 795 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,802 Michael, wait. 796 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,805 Hey, hey, no, don't run. You're gonna slip. 797 00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:47,182 That's good advice. 798 00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:52,354 I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, 799 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:55,149 and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. 800 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,818 And then every day, her husband went 801 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,446 and visited her in the hospital until she died. 802 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,656 That's a sad story. 803 00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:05,284 Yeah, well, at least he was married. 804 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:07,494 Okay, Michael, slow down. 805 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,996 Everything's gonna be okay. 806 00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:11,415 No, it's not. It's not. 807 00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:16,170 Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay. 808 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,382 I shouldn't tell you this, but... 809 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:24,636 A.j. Won't commit to Holly. 810 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,599 And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her 811 00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:30,476 by the end of the year, it's over. 812 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:32,769 Really? 813 00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:33,979 Really. 814 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,942 And I don't know about you, but I don't know a lot of happy marriages 815 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:41,236 that start off with an ultimatum. Do you? 816 00:38:44,907 --> 00:38:47,910 So just be patient. 817 00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:52,080 Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. 818 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,004 Come here. I don't want you to fall. 819 00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:01,673 I surrender. 820 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:04,832 I do not accept your surrender. 821 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,263 There's only one way that I would ever relent. 822 00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:10,140 Anything. You got it. 823 00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:14,853 You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch. 824 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,147 You're a psychopath. 825 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,565 I'll take that as a no. 826 00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:21,777 I was in the mall, and I saw that, 827 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,860 and I thought it had your name written all over it. 828 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,951 Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. 829 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,194 You're re-gifting this to me. 830 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,954 No, that's not... 831 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,958 No, iwent to the mall and I picked that out especially for you. 832 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,085 Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt. 833 00:39:39,962 --> 00:39:42,005 From the mall. 834 00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:44,508 That_ 835 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,802 This is a fast food receipt from April. 836 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,220 That_ 837 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:49,972 God, how many number nines did you order? 838 00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:53,767 Is everyone here kind of mean? 839 00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:57,896 I think everyone's on edge because of the strangler trial. 840 00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,982 Hey, I'm so glad you came down. 841 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,693 It's been so much harder than I expected. 842 00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:04,987 Hey, what happened to Woody? 843 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:08,490 Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. 844 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:12,411 I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. 845 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:15,247 I mean, there was salad dressing all over him. 846 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,748 He smells awful. 847 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,333 It was blue cheese dressing. 848 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:19,835 Great. 849 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:23,755 Hey. Hey, Mike. 850 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,049 We wanted to give you something. 851 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,301 Merry Christmas. 852 00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:30,095 Thank you. A hostess apple pie! 853 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,514 This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? 854 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:33,724 Thank you very much. 855 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:35,934 What do you say? You're welcome. 856 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,438 Oh, you know, I seem to remember 857 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:41,231 that Santa promised that he would listen 858 00:40:41,315 --> 00:40:42,955 to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. 859 00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:44,067 Didn't he say that? 860 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:45,152 Yeah. 861 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:47,154 I think I know where he is. 862 00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,781 A trampoline. Mmm-hmm. 863 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,575 Video games. Video games. 864 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,827 Dsi. Dsi. 865 00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:55,537 A horse. 866 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:56,872 A pool. 867 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,957 Are you sure you don't want a pony? 868 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:01,209 You want a real horse? Yes. 869 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:04,212 All right. You have to pick up after them. 870 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,175 Hey, sorry. I'm ready. 871 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,135 I don't want to go. 872 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,846 Oh. Come on, bear man. 873 00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:15,766 Come on. 874 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,105 Have you ever seen them do that? 875 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,204 I'm sorry. 876 00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:38,497 I had no idea. 877 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,248 No, it's okay. 878 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,669 Okay. Oh, my god. 879 00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:45,587 Oh, my god. No, no, no, no. 880 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:56,598 Okay, this is it. What? 881 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,266 Go! Go! Go! What? What is it? What? 882 00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,601 Oh, my god! 883 00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:05,565 Honey? Jim? 884 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:13,949 Jim! 885 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:21,289 In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. 886 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,958 It's fear. 887 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:25,669 Merry Christmas.