1 00:00:02,962 --> 00:00:04,882 Sorry, mate. I'm sorry, mate. 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,966 Excuse me, mate. What are you... 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,110 What are you doing? Enghsh? 4 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:09,945 If you're taking the Mickey, you picked on the wrong person. 5 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,738 Let me tell you that. No, I'm not picking on you at all. 6 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,365 You're English, correct? Yeah, big time, yeah. 7 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:14,807 I'm working on an English character. 8 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:17,852 Would you mind... it's called Reginald poofter. 9 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,187 Oh. 10 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:21,522 David Brent, my liege. How are you? 11 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:23,232 Michael Scott. Oh, bloody hell. 12 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:26,068 I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. 13 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:28,154 Not politically correct, but he's called holy... 14 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,031 That's what it sounds like. 15 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,991 "Herro! Herro!" I do ping. 16 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,927 "Herro. I'm ping." You can't do that these days. 17 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:34,994 You can't. I'm ping! No. 18 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,580 No, no. And people don't understand 19 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:41,876 that it has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality. 20 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,587 No, no, no. No, comedy is a place 21 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,548 where the mind goes to tickle itself. 22 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:49,383 That's what she said. 23 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,972 That's good. Pleasure to meet you. 24 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,536 Where are you working? Dunder Mifflin. 25 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,476 Any jobs going? No, not right now. 26 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,685 Just let me know. All right. 27 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:01,812 See you around. 28 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,314 Bye, bye. 29 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,775 What a nice guy. 30 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,968 Your first student is here, Mr. Bernard. 31 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:36,097 That's actually "master of ceremonies" Bernard. 32 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,598 Lastyean I went to a seminar 33 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:39,159 called "the 10 secrets of real estate." 34 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,520 Turns out it was just a ploy to sell me timeshares in Idaho. 35 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,773 Cut to, you know, I'm spending a weekend in Boise, 36 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,650 terrible time, super lonely. 37 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,026 But I get to thinking, 38 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:53,447 maybe I should put on my own seminar to lure clients. 39 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:03,291 Hello, I am here for the small business seminar. 40 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,710 Michael? Nein, I'm Greek! 41 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,211 My name is mykonos. 42 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,379 Ooh. 43 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,549 Wait, Michael? 44 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:12,925 Michael? Okay. 45 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:15,052 I am the plant. 46 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,762 Every great seminar has one. 47 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,365 My job is to make the speaker look good, 48 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:22,184 and I do this through the techniques of leading questions 49 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:25,021 and laughing at all jokes. 50 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:28,149 And the character, mykonos, is just a little added flavor. 51 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:32,903 Mykonos is loosely based on another character I do, spiros, 52 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,531 who is more about the ladies. 53 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,658 Thank you so much, tuna Turner. 54 00:02:37,742 --> 00:02:39,201 You are simply the best. 55 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,221 Listen, this isn't a favor, all right? 56 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:42,621 This is a good idea. We all win. 57 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:43,705 Go higher. All right. 58 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:45,833 I get super flexible when I'm nervous. 59 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:46,917 Wow. 60 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:49,896 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 61 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,924 Hey, Andy, I'm really, really sorry to do this to you, 62 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,634 but I have a meeting today 63 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,511 that I totally forgot, 64 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,035 so I can't be a part of this seminar. 65 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,222 No! What? 66 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,035 You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar. 67 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,578 You're the charming warm-up guy. I know. 68 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,937 If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche. 69 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,750 You signal the flavors of the whole night. I'm really sorry. I can't do it. 70 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:10,775 You can't. You can't. 71 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,610 I can't have this go badly. 72 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,736 I'm a terrible salesman, 73 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,530 and I haven't been making very many sales lately, or ever. 74 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,574 This is my only idea on how to turn things around. 75 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:20,451 If it goes badly, I might lose my job, 76 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,329 which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at. 77 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,707 Will you let me know when this whole seminar thing's over? 78 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,793 What's going on? Do you know that guy? 79 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,933 I just have a meeting, outside the office. 80 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:32,463 Hey. 81 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,383 How are the marks? 82 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,176 What are some of your small business ideas? 83 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,638 I was thinking we could buy up a bunch of abandoned mineshafts. 84 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,181 All: 85 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,016 That's great. There's a big, 86 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,577 big future in that. Woman: A lot of mines in Scranton. 87 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,852 Dwight: Um, what about you? 88 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:48,687 Uh, medncams. Uh-huh. 89 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,898 My company will act as an inter-medium 90 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,900 for, like, 0.2 cents off every transaction. 91 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:53,983 Wow! 92 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,087 Or something with cell phones, 93 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:58,614 like, every time you make a phone call, I'd make 0.2 cents. 94 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,201 Or anything. Like, any online shopping, I get 0.2 cents basically. 95 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,494 Yeah. Right. Okay? 96 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,578 Okay. 97 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,081 You promised us whales. These are worms. 98 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,750 They're not worms, Dwight, okay? 99 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,086 They're just people with tiny businesses. 100 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,672 They're baby whales, which is even cuter. I'm out. 101 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,424 Stanley, you're supposed to close. 102 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:17,508 I'm out, too. 103 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:18,843 What? 104 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,344 I already lost Jim. 105 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:22,072 Salesmen are supposed to help each other out. 106 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,222 We're supposed to be a team. 107 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,306 We're no more a team 108 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,768 than the people staying in the same hotel are a team. 109 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:29,496 You know what might be kind of fun? 110 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,606 I was thinking, you know, Andy's having a seminar today? 111 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,650 What if we went in as a Greek couple? 112 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,986 Mykonos and... oh, I don't know, Michael. 113 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,779 Okay. I'm not feeling up to that. 114 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:40,823 Michael: Holly broke up with a.J. Last week, 115 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:45,119 which is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 116 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,913 To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, 117 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:52,126 and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school 118 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:56,046 when she got mono and her first period ever. 119 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,757 Too much information? That's what I thought. 120 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:02,386 But you know what? Here I am using it. 121 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:07,558 If you change your mind, why don't you talk to mykonos? 122 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,394 Is mykonos Greek? He sounds Italian. 123 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:12,771 Ugh. You're the fifth person to tell me that today. 124 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,649 Maybe mykonos ran away to join the Italian circus. 125 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,818 Okay, yeah, like a character history. 126 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:19,945 Good. Tom Hanks does that. 127 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,198 Yeah. 128 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,036 Is "jlp" a word? 129 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:30,581 "Jelp?" j-e-I-p? No, j-I-p. 130 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,917 Like, "I jlp... I jlp you!" 131 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,252 I don't think that's a word. 132 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,046 I'm playing scrabble with Gabe, 133 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,173 and I've never won a game. 134 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:43,010 The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. 135 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,514 So far I've seen the shining, 136 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:49,808 Rosemary's baby, the ring. 137 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:52,436 Not really my thing. 138 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:55,856 Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies 139 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,776 where they have a perfect family and everything. 140 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,110 You want some help? 141 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:01,987 Really? 142 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,072 Mmm-hmm. 143 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,490 Yes. 144 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:08,953 K-a. "Ka?" What does "ka" mean? 145 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:12,790 It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you. 146 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:14,833 Why did you play "moo?" 147 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,377 Because I'm playing to win. 148 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,838 I'm playing "moo," I'm playing "milk," whatever it takes. 149 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:22,716 Okay, but look, you could have hit "mood." 150 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,386 Would have played a... a triple word. Ah. 151 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,097 Like the cow mood yesterday. 152 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,223 God. 153 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,474 Or moon. 154 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,685 The cowjumped over the moon. 155 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,019 She's stuck on that one thing. 156 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,122 You know it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right? 157 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:40,651 Kevin, Jim dropped out of my seminar, and I'm just... 158 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,296 I was wondering if you could replace him as my charming warm-up guy. 159 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,031 Andy, I'm no Jim. I'm... 160 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:49,076 The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version 161 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:53,581 when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam. 162 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:57,626 Hey, that's crazy talk. I think you're great. 163 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,671 Then I won't let you down. 164 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,131 Pink. Indigo. 165 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,383 Hi, Ryan, you went to business school, right? 166 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,467 Yeah. I need somebody 167 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:06,987 to talk to this seminar about business. 168 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,762 And? Can you do it? 169 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:09,846 Okay. 170 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,267 I don't... I don't like committing to things just like that. 171 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,351 So, no? 172 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,563 No, I don't like committing to not doing things, either. 173 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,065 That's just as big a commitment. Oh, baby. 174 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,151 What do I put you down for, bro hombre? 175 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,569 Yes. 176 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,838 All right! Yes, I'll do it. 177 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:27,114 Okay, thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome. 178 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,907 And if I flake, I flake. What? 179 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,452 Kevin, you open it up. 180 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,954 Ryan, you come in with your small biz expertise, right? 181 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:37,416 And then creed, guest speaker extraordinaire. 182 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:42,504 And then I come in and just close all the sales and stuff. 183 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,590 Okay, here we go. 184 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,300 One, two, three! 185 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,843 Creed! Team! 186 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:54,683 Welcome everybody. Awesome to see you guys. 187 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:57,811 My name's Andy Bernard, but you can call me "the nard dog." 188 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,855 Hi, nard dog. I'm lu peachem. 189 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,357 Let's get things started, shall we? 190 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,026 You guys ready to hear from the dunder Mifflin business experts? 191 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,255 Good. Well, as you can see on your program, 192 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,157 first up is a speech called, "don't just dream it, do it." 193 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,411 Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone. 194 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,430 Four, five. 195 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,446 Yes! 196 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,535 There are some people who have charm 197 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,995 and some people who don't. 198 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,956 Guess which type I am. 199 00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:01,500 Charm type. 200 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:06,630 Dream big. Right? 201 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:10,259 So, what I want you to do 202 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,929 Is dream the biggest that you can. 203 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,313 And then double it! 204 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:34,742 Are you okay? No. Yes! 205 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,285 Here. Mmm-hmm. 206 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,078 I'm fine. 207 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,998 Okay, from here now. 208 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:44,001 The first lesson that I'm gonna teach you, 209 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,546 right, is about finding success. 210 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,258 And the key to finding success is to picture a winner. 211 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:07,274 Okay, so then, what are you picturing right now, 212 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,859 right this second? 213 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,946 'Cause the universe is yours, people. 214 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,073 Get out of the way. 215 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:25,250 I'm really excited to introduce you guys to Ryan Howard. 216 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,628 He has achieved a great deal in the last... 217 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,505 But perhaps no achievement is greater 218 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,132 than his on-again, off-again girlfriend. 219 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,383 What are you... 220 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:34,802 Who am I? 221 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,930 I'm Kelly kapoor, the business bitch. 222 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,640 It is important to brand yourself, 223 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,475 so I have a couple of things in the works. 224 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,602 The business bitch, the diet bitch, 225 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,896 the shopping bitch, the etiquette bitch. 226 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:49,441 I could sit here, and I could tell you the 10 secrets of business, 227 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:50,818 and you would have a great time, 228 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,611 and you would learn a lot. 229 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,737 But who better to tell you 230 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:58,367 than the Yale university adjunct professor in management, 231 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:02,329 professor Scott Powell, who I have on my BlackBerry. 232 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,166 It's ringing. 233 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:09,002 Man: Hey, Kelly kapoor, 234 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,046 what a delicious surprise. 235 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,758 Professor Powell, you are on speakerphone. 236 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,344 Uh, why? 237 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,930 Do you think you could tell us the 10 secrets of business? 238 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,850 Um, there aren't really 10 secrets. 239 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,893 Come on, Scott, please. It's me. 240 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,521 Uh, all right. Well, 241 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:31,775 Uh, I guess know your market would be key. 242 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,945 Practice fiscal discipline. 243 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,407 That brilliant little bitch. 244 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,285 A little treat for our old friend, Gabe. 245 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,287 Put that "q" right there. 246 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:44,913 Wait. Why? 247 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,123 Put the "q" there, sweetie. 248 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,176 I think there's better... Put the "q" there! 249 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,132 Sorry I yelled. 250 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,776 You could have just told us what you were thinking. 251 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,844 There's no theater in that. 252 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,138 There's no yelling in that, either. Well... 253 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:02,723 What do you do in your free time? 254 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,474 Practice Olympics. 255 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,393 Do you like movies? 256 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:10,022 I like the musical grease, 257 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,190 or as we call it, "home." 258 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,552 We have to try this out on somebody. 259 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,573 Hello. 260 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,925 Look, you want to order something? 261 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,952 She will have a greekaccino. 262 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,163 I don't know what that is. 263 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:32,169 It's a very strong coffee with milk from a goat. 264 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,838 I can't beheveit 265 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,216 it's a miracle. She can talk. 266 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,218 No more brain damage. 267 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,095 No more brain damage! 268 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,141 I don't know. 269 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:51,563 Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you. 270 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,523 He will inspire you. 271 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,817 He is... 272 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,111 Creed Bratton. 273 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,533 Two eyes, two ears, 274 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,535 a chin, a mouth, 275 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,789 ten fingers, two nipples, 276 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,000 a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. 277 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,296 Ihavejust described to you the Loch Ness monster. 278 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,883 And the reward for its capture? 279 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,719 All the riches in Scotland. 280 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,098 So I have one question, why are you here? 281 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:32,771 Okay! All right, ladies and gentlemen, 282 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:36,316 it is now time for the rarest of things, 283 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,484 an actual free lunch. 284 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,629 There's sandwiches in the back. Certainly help yourselves. 285 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988 We'll meet back up in an hour. 286 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,407 I picked out our movie. It's called suspiria. 287 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,825 It pushes all the boundaries. 288 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,995 All your preconceived notions about what horror can be, come crashing down. 289 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,538 When iwin, 290 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,498 we're gonna watch wall-e, 291 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:55,168 where all the boundaries of color are pushed. 292 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,338 Gabe: It is hard to explain why Erin is doing so well today. 293 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,049 The only thing I can think is Erin is living out 294 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,094 some slumdog millionaire scenano, 295 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,306 where every word she's playing has a connection to her orphan past. 296 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,102 It's possible. 297 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,275 So what's your crazy business pipe dream? 298 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,527 Well, I started my own golf supply company. 299 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,530 Really? It's taken off faster than I expected, 300 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,408 so I came here to learn about creating manageable growth. 301 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,038 Phyms? 302 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,957 Some of these people are for real. 303 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,878 Hey, friend. How's it going? 304 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,796 Oh, you know what? Let me steep that for you. 305 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,967 Thank you. Hey, you know what? 306 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,969 Good news. We're back in. 307 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,263 Let's go sell some paper, buddy. Huh? 308 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,514 Really? 309 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,977 Excuse me. I got it. I got it. 310 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,147 Hey, do you need a lozenge? 311 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,607 They're a bunch ofjackals. 312 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,733 What? 313 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,902 They left you in the lurch, 314 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,572 and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there. 315 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,782 You did this. 316 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,117 Bring it home. 317 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,878 Let me tell you what you can do with your offer to help. 318 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,005 You can table it and offer it up another time. 319 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,007 Just know that I really appreciate the gesture. 320 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,761 Hi. Hope you enjoyed your lunch. 321 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,346 Welcome back. 322 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,724 Ooh, well, hello. 323 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,310 Welcome to the seminar. 324 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,937 Hey, man. What's going on? 325 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,300 You're gonna blow it. 326 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,399 Maybe. Only maybe. 327 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,279 We got it. 328 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,447 Wow, we got it. 329 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,744 Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful 330 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,288 if Erin puts the last word in herself. 331 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,543 Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely. 332 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,752 Yes. Yes. 333 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,212 No. 334 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:09,469 Although I must say, I will have apoplexy ifyoulose. 335 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,473 Do you understand? Apoplexy is what I will have. 336 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,976 Apoplexy. Yes. 337 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,769 Got it. 338 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,108 Oh, Oscar. 339 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,401 Oscar? 340 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,154 I played "ape." 341 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,993 I just want to make a point to that last caller. I disagree. 342 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,679 I don't think it is the running game at all. 343 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,497 I think we do have to make a few moves in this off-season. 344 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,665 Wow! 345 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,834 What a day, right? 346 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,878 Guess you guys are probably ready to go. 347 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,088 And you got my business card, so... 348 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,425 You know, I like you. 349 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,344 I'm going to give you my secret gyro recipe. 350 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,556 Come out here, since it's a secret, and I'll tell you. 351 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,268 All right, you have to close right now. 352 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,728 Yeah, I'm getting to it. 353 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,997 No, you're not. You're getting past it. 354 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,415 You have to close. Do it. You can do it. 355 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,440 Yeah, yeah. 356 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,816 Andy, what's the problem? 357 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,115 This is hard for me. I'm a nice guy. 358 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,571 You know, Kelly and creed, Kevin, 359 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,198 they believe in you. 360 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,033 Don't let them down. 361 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,869 Don't let yourself down, Andy. 362 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,372 I'm gonna go back in. I'm going to stall them for a little bit. 363 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,816 I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. 364 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,251 I want you to close. 365 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,422 Michael: What is taking that guy so long? 366 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,133 Psst! 367 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,507 You think this thing's gonna go much longer? 368 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,993 I don't know. They're still in there. 369 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,061 Goodbye. Stop. 370 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,396 Out with it. 371 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,023 Here's the story. 372 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:49,194 That guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom. 373 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,570 Tom witashkin. 374 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,155 One of my best buddies, actually. 375 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,241 And when they were both in the third grade, 376 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,243 Jim was placed in the top reading group. 377 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,370 Jim: I was blue group, so I was second from the top. 378 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,830 Pam: And Tom... Was in green group. 379 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,540 And Jim's mom suggested 380 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:06,628 that Jim spend time hanging with the kids in his reading group, 381 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,814 because she thought that they would be a good influence. 382 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,341 And that's what I told him. Right. 383 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,927 But how'd you say it? 384 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,098 "My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with." 385 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,268 Okay, who would like to purchase 386 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,354 this small business package from me right now? 387 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,732 Yes, we got one. 388 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,819 Okay, the snowball is rolling. 389 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,195 Who else? 390 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,116 You can put it off for a couple of days, 391 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,326 but I guarantee you, 392 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:42,080 eventually you're gonna realize you need this. 393 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,834 So the only thing that's gonna be different 394 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,003 is you'll be a couple of days behind 395 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,631 where you would be if you bought this from me right now. 396 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,427 So who's gonna buy one right now? 397 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,680 I'll take one. Yes! Awesome! 398 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,682 All right, anyone else? 399 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,895 Sold! Anybody else? 400 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,605 Yes! All right! 401 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,733 Yeah, bitch. Andy: Good choice. 402 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,110 The rest of you are dead to me. 403 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,029 You made the stupidest decisions of your life. 404 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,739 No, no, no. 405 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,157 But it was a pleasure meeting you, 406 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,118 and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime. 407 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,268 Hey, you think it's coo I if I grab a soda? Yeah. 408 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,918 Yep, absolutely, go ahead. 409 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,170 Hey. 410 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,214 Hey. Hey. 411 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,008 How's it going? Pretty good. Good. 412 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,594 It's been a while. It has been, yeah. 413 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,220 So you work here, huh? 414 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,347 Sales. 415 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,350 Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory. 416 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,144 'Cause you're so smart. 417 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,938 Oh, man. You remember that, huh? 418 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,107 Barely. I'm so dumb, 419 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,918 you know, stuff goes in, stuff goes out. 420 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,695 Not like you probably remember every paper sale you ever made. 421 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,697 Paper salesman genius. 422 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:01,743 All right, good catch-up. 423 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,286 Yeah. Seeyou. 424 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,246 Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg? 425 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,625 Andy. 426 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,128 I didn't think you had it in you. 427 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,880 Well, I guess when you looked in me, 428 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,467 you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside. 429 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:19,969 Don't know how you missed 'em. 430 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,555 Wonderful seminar! 431 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:23,807 Almost as good 432 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,643 as the day when we first met. 433 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,521 You are the love of my life. 434 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,315 Come to me, necropolis. 435 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,902 Put your lips on my lips. Come on. 436 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,738 Michael, I should get back to work. 437 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:42,117 What? Come on. It's time for grapes. 438 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,704 That was a fun day. 439 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,376 So, lwon. 440 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,461 I know. You get to pick. 441 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,922 Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. 442 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,799 I know how much you want to watch wall-e. 443 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,927 Yes? So I got us a compromise. 444 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,595 This movie is called hardware, 445 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:06,224 it tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like wall-e, 446 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,810 that the government invented to destroy humans. 447 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,313 It's some of what you like and some of what I like. And... 448 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:16,276 Erin, I heard you talking about movies before and... 449 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,837 Anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. 450 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,279 I thought you'd really like it. 451 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,655 There's a Shrek 2? 452 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,031 Oh, yeah. 453 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,117 See you tomorrow. 454 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,368 Nice guy. 455 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,455 Ooh.