1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:07,090 Oh, man, my delts are blasted. 2 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,929 I wish they had a chart for how much protein powder to scoop 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,389 for a 180-pound man with no fat. 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,392 Protein powder, huh? You cut it with water? 5 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,394 Why don't you just take estrogen? 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:20,479 Here. 7 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,109 (Coughing) 8 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,531 There you go, boys. See how papa takes care of you. 9 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,115 (Laughs) 10 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:35,077 I remember when people thought biceps were all that. 11 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,419 They'd flex them all night at the discotheque. 12 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,540 I bet you think it's all about core, huh? 13 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:40,624 Yeah. 14 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,209 Core's critical. 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,087 There are four tenets of pilates that I live my life by. 16 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,672 One, lengthen. 17 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,549 Two, elongate. 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,944 Listen, guys. I think we all want to know the same thing, right? 19 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:51,969 Who's the strongest? 20 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,471 There's only one way to solve that. 21 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,099 Thigh curl contest. 22 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,309 All right, here we go, everybody. 23 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,270 May the manliest man win. 24 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,022 (Grunting) 25 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,650 Dwight: Feast on this, Lewis! 26 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:11,071 I love the burn. The burn is where I live. 27 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,245 Come on, Gabe. You can't handle his hamstrings. 28 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,992 You're getting hypno-thized. 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,493 Gabe: Speed set. One... 30 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,870 One, two... 31 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,807 Here, this is for your elbows. For your elbows. 32 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,871 Thank you. You're welcome. 33 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,500 Five, six... Meredith: Seven. 34 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,087 Quick phone call for you guys. Keep going. Eight. 35 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,255 All: Nine. 36 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,840 Hello? All: Ten. 37 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,341 Jim: We got it? 38 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,304 Very funny, Jim. 39 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:36,430 Yeah, Jim. 40 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,557 Way to mock us for perfecting our bodies. 41 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,976 Everyone, conference room. Now. 42 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,061 (Groans) 43 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,567 All right. Easy there, grandpa. 44 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,068 I don't need your help. 45 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,653 Okay, you don't need my help? 46 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,322 Here, here, just... 47 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,878 Hey. Morning. 48 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:12,633 Somebody left in such a hurry this morning that she forgot 49 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,093 these. 50 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,988 You know, the only thing more delicious than your feet 51 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:20,349 is the feast that I am going to prepare for everyone. 52 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,019 Andy, if you're going to hang out for a while... 53 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,272 What's this? 54 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,566 This dumb, new rule Robert made. 55 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,693 He just wants visitors to sign in. 56 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,695 Is this Robert's attempt to embarrass me? 57 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,530 No, of course not. 58 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,743 It's just... I think it's like if we make an exception for you, 59 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,496 then we have to make an exception for the water guy, 60 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,998 and then it's like, "where does it end?" So, just... 61 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,560 Andy: Why is it when other people spend all their time at the office, 62 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,337 they're rewarded for it, and when I do it, 63 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,756 I am told, "it's a little much"? 64 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,052 Is it because I'm not an employee anymore? 65 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,929 Because that's what it feels like. 66 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,156 All right, enjoy the Illinois game. 67 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,180 Good, we have a deal? 68 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,392 Thanks, Janet. Thanks so much, Earl. 69 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,060 Wow. A simultaneous sale. 70 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,080 And they said it couldn't be done. Boom. Screw them. 71 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,439 A lot going on, guys. What's happening? 72 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,084 The binghamton branch closed last night, 73 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,502 and all their clients are up for grabs. 74 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,444 That was a fine branch. 75 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:18,699 Things are really bad under Robert California, I guess. 76 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,033 It's like a festival of poo. 77 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,451 Hey, come on, language. 78 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,829 Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? 79 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,789 Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes. 80 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,416 In the fridge. 81 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,126 No, Jim. The butt, in his butt. 82 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,899 Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers. 83 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,337 There's too many potential clients. 84 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,005 You two better watch yourselves. 85 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,608 Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy 86 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,092 you're taking New York clients. 87 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,176 (Shushing) 88 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,770 (Retching) 89 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,319 Robert, why did binghamton close? 90 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,864 Can everyone just... please. 91 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:06,371 I had a one-man saturnalia last night 92 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,458 in celebration of the finalization of my divorce. 93 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,628 I got into a case ofaustralian reds, 94 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,673 and, how should I say this, Colombian whites. 95 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,261 Wait, what is this about binghamton? 96 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,638 The branch closed, forever. 97 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,228 Closing the binghamton branch never occurred to me before today. 98 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,190 Or, I guess, last night. 99 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,359 But, in vino veritas, as they say. 100 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,946 I'm not going to start doubting my drunken self now. 101 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:46,495 I got your voice mail from last night. 102 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,332 Wonderful. 103 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:56,922 And the answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, 104 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,882 and never. 105 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:11,603 Pam, when's the last time you lived so intensely 106 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,856 that your brain, literally, couldn't hold the memories in? 107 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,067 It was the summer... 108 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,336 Apparently, I left a phone message 109 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,905 for Nellie last night, and I need you to find out what I said. 110 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,282 Um, I am a little busy. 111 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,575 Yes. 112 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,285 Of course. 113 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:32,499 Why don't you list the things that would keep you from helping me? 114 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,086 Yeah. I can make you a list. 115 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,671 Let's do it now. 116 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,507 What's number one? 117 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,095 Why don't I help you now? Okay. There we go. 118 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,227 Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight schrute? 119 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,854 Jim, Dwight, what are your last names? 120 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,564 And you are? 121 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,358 Harry jannerone, dunder Mifflin Syracuse. 122 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,447 What the hell's all this? 123 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,242 Cherries jubilee over home-made gelato. 124 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:11,788 You live well down here in pa. I want to talk to you guys right now. 125 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,331 And Lloyd gross, too. 126 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,208 Which one's that guy? 127 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,335 The salesmen have a commission cap, 128 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,004 but we figured out a way around it. 129 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,923 Lloyd gross is a fictional salesman we invented to... 130 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:26,136 How do I put this? Steal from the company, embezzle, to commit fraud. 131 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,597 Okay, it sounds sketchy, but it helps us get more money. 132 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,723 Yes. 133 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,932 Pam made a drawing of Lloyd. 134 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,435 He is a blend of all the salesmen. 135 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,063 There he is. 136 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,232 That's Lloyd. Me? 137 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,026 Yeah, you. 138 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,612 Where do you get off crossing state lines? 139 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:47,240 Now, we're actually closer to binghamton than you are, 140 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,658 kemo sabe. 141 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,077 I like to think Lloyd gross is a no-nonsense guy 142 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,538 who doesn't back down from anybody, 143 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,832 and he calls people "kemo sabe." 144 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,959 They're New York, we're New York. 145 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,753 State line is the dividing line. 146 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,546 That's the way it's always been. 147 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,840 There's actually not a rule that says that. It's true. 148 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:07,135 It's true. There's no rule. You can check the employee handbook. 149 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,179 Can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd? 150 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,806 Does it say anything about me choking a man with my bare hands? 151 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:17,395 Wait, no? Are you kidding me? You told me there was a rule. 152 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,564 I could have choked so many people by now. 153 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,193 Stay out of my state. It's in your best interest to stay out of my state. 154 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,695 I've seen guys like you, big guys 155 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,530 who like to push the little guys around. 156 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,575 Lloyd gross eats bullies like you for breakfast. 157 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,994 Stay out of New York, Lloyd! 158 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,873 Text from the old wife. I'm going to take that. 159 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,190 How about this, why don't we just ask Robert? 160 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,549 Can we all agree that maybe the ceo should decide this? 161 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,051 Robert's here? 162 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,304 Look at us, bickering like school girls, 163 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:54,057 looking around the room for things to hit each other with. 164 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,684 I don't think we were doing that. 165 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,561 Chair, lamp, plant, table leg, Jim's leg. 166 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:05,026 Where's the advil, Jim? I think I've hit my limit on the Tylenol... 167 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,111 Sorry, not Jim. 168 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,116 Andrew, what do we have to do to get rid of you? 169 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,282 Hire you back and send Erin back to Florida? 170 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,994 Message received loud and clear. 171 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,578 Just have to get the caramelized sugar 172 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,913 off the pan before it dries. 173 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:17,998 Oh, for god's sake... 174 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,460 Robert California, what a surprise you're here in Scranton. 175 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,585 Harry. 176 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,338 So, why would you close binghamton down 177 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,215 without a transition plan in place? 178 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,383 How do you mean? 179 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,551 I forgot... 180 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:34,014 No, no, no, kid, stay there. Do your dishes. Go ahead. 181 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,391 Harry, there is a time for every decision 182 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,435 predetermined many years ago. 183 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,645 There's no benefit in questioning why 184 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,481 this particular decision seems 185 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,317 so poorly timed. 186 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,070 Okay, what are you deciding? We get a say. 187 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:52,365 Listen, Robert, I don't have time. There's a big client in play, 188 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,992 prestige direct mail solutions 189 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,302 used to be binghamton's... Don't listen to him. 190 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,453 Nope. I want it. It's mine. 191 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,537 Prestige is ours. 192 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,973 Okay, they're responsible for half of the junk mail 193 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,582 on the eastern seaboard. We get them. 194 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,265 We already put a call in to them, Robert. 195 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,793 We need you to make a decision. 196 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,795 Make a decision. I have decided. 197 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,257 Neither of you are to have any contact 198 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,678 with either prestige or any other binghamton client 199 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,806 until I've figured out how to divide things up. 200 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,684 As Solomon once said... 201 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,066 There's some bizarre energy in this place today. 202 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,944 Robert going off the rails, making some funky decisions. 203 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,030 Like why is nobody going to call on prestige? 204 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,490 That is a huge client. 205 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,033 They could give their business to 206 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,659 the first person to walk in the door. 207 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,411 Could be any idiot. 208 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,788 Any idiot at all. 209 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,378 Shaping a company is, in a sense, similar to training a geisha. 210 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,091 You have to mold not merely the physical form, 211 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:55,428 but also the character. The two must harmonize. 212 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,640 Are they still there? 213 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:03,436 They want a decision, who gets the big client. 214 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,272 They can wait. 215 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:10,318 I'll still be talking about geishas long past their bedtime. 216 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,530 You know, I trained as one. 217 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,825 Is it just me, or is our boss a freaking weirdo? 218 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,371 I'm going to get some air. 219 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,964 Jim, you know what would be really dastardly? 220 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,342 If we snuck out of here and got to the client first. 221 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,845 (Chuckles) 222 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,937 He's running! 223 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,065 Damn it! 224 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,109 Damn it. 225 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,154 What... what is this supposed to be? 226 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,238 It's a monkey. 227 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,199 Jim, get real. This is not a monkey. 228 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,723 It's got a hula skirt and a que nose. 229 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,202 Hold on. Hold on. Is this him? 230 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,996 What? Is that him? 231 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,355 It's him! Do something! Get out! Go! 232 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,767 Jim: What? What am I going to do? I don't... 233 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,918 Go slash his tires! Go dent his hood! 234 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,839 Dwight: That's it? 235 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,602 That's great. That's like a 5-second delay. 236 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,800 Jim: Dwight! 237 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:16,926 Dwight: Go! 238 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,180 Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous? Hit the nos. 239 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,599 Nos? You mean like in fast & furious? 240 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,993 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I definitely have nos. 241 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,560 Hit the nos. Are you sure? 242 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,605 Yes. We got it! Go! Brace yourself. Three, two, one. 243 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,064 Here we go! 244 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,072 Hello. Andy Bernard to see the ceo. 245 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,425 Oh. Do you have an appointment? 246 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,450 No, I do not. 247 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,452 Okay. I think I can squeeze you in. 248 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,954 Seriously? 249 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,333 Because I could just be anyone. I thought 250 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,126 I was going to have to convince you. 251 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,961 He's really not that busy. 252 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,325 Is there someone here to see me? 253 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,589 Yes. This man. 254 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,174 Come on in. 255 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,098 So, what do you make of this Robert California guy? 256 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,810 What does a guy like that do on an average weeknight. 257 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,021 I'll tell you what he does. 258 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,607 Hello. Hello, my clucking hens. 259 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,943 Got room for another in the roost? 260 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,153 Huh? Don't worry. I won't lay an egg. 261 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,282 Robert sent me to take over if Pam fails. 262 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,660 If? (Laughing) 263 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,789 I have been crunching numbers all day. 264 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,582 Math is for boys. 265 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,168 I need girl talk. 266 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,296 Did someone say "girl talk?" 267 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,134 Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum 268 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,553 because I am great at girl talk. 269 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,598 Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas? 270 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,809 I'm pretty deep into hee-jung cinderella girl. 271 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,312 Although, I definitely fast-forward through the Yung tae storylines. 272 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,321 Do you think I'd like that? Or is it important to have an Asian fetish? 273 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,027 I think you're going to need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah. 274 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,780 It'll be upsetting if you don't. 275 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,908 I'm a former paper executive. I know the product. I know the margins. 276 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,703 I can save you 25% on your costs. 277 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,622 Why haven't I heard of you? You got any references? 278 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,624 No. I'm a rogue. 279 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,543 Uh-huh. Which is the best part. 280 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,837 That means you will be my first customer, 281 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,215 and your business will get 100% of my attention. 282 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:23,720 Now, I have written down my personal phone number. 283 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,265 You call this any time. 284 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,727 Every salesman I've ever met has given me his personal phone number. 285 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,689 Of course they have, which is why I'm giving you 286 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,525 a key to my house. 287 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:45,325 Whatever you need, any time, night or day, you just stop on by. 288 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,495 You want me to drive to your house if! Need paper? 289 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,265 Maybe you just want someone to talk to, 290 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,000 maybe you need a place to crash for a couple of days. 291 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,003 My wireless password is "eat, pray, love." 292 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,671 Easy to remember. 293 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,384 Ready? Go, go, go! 294 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,646 (Yelling) 295 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,030 Yeah. You all right? 296 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,451 (Both exclaim) 297 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,587 Dwight, what are you doing? 298 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,671 Shh. 299 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,987 Go! Go! Take the stairs, now! What are you talking about? 300 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,114 Just run! Take the stairs! I don't even know where the stairs are. 301 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,765 Dwight: I'll stall him. Go! 302 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,977 What are you doing? 303 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,398 I'm going to activate the seismic fail-safe. 304 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,234 We'll be stuck between floors for hours. 305 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,446 Oh! 306 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,575 My pants fell down. What? 307 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,412 My pants fell down! I don't have a belt! 308 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,916 Hello, sir, good day. Dwight k. Schrute, dunder Mifflin Scranton. 309 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,292 Forgive my pants, they fell down. 310 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,753 An appointment with Mr. Ramish, please. Right now is fine. 311 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,315 No, no, no. I was here first. Dwight k. Schrute, dunder Mifflin Scranton. 312 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,507 Hi, guys. What's going on? 313 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,593 Mr. Ramish, Harry jannerone, dunder Mifflin Syracuse. 314 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,595 I was here first. Sorry about this mix-up. Okay. 315 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,639 I already made an appointment with your secretary. 316 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,962 Let me stop you all right here. 317 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,493 I've already picked a new paper supplier. 318 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,768 Wait, it's not dm utica, is it? 319 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:40,398 No, no, it's not dunder Mifflin at all, actually. It's big red paper company. 320 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,941 Big red paper company? 321 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,025 Mmm-hmm. 322 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,028 Yes, yes, yes! 323 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,241 Get me a cup of coffee. 324 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,325 Me too. 325 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,202 Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst? 326 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,246 All right, guys, it didn't work out for any of us, 327 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,248 so we're still on the same team. 328 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,208 Let me get these. No. 329 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,545 Let him get his own. He's got Syracuse money. 330 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,840 You know your partner's got a lot of attitude, but I like that. 331 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,550 How long you guys been dating? 332 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,510 Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years. 333 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,821 But you're saying there's a chance. 334 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,971 Shut up. 335 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,808 Hey. 336 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,062 I stole Nellie's phone. 337 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,899 Excellent. Excellent. 338 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:27,361 Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery. 339 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,446 What do you want from me? 340 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,575 Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's, "yes, yes, yes, yes, never." 341 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,285 Hello, Nell, it's mum. 342 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,497 Do keep your chin up. It can't possibly be as bad as you describe. 343 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,915 (Laughing) Oh, yes, it can. 344 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,170 Man: This is mastercard. You are over the limit. 345 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,215 Send the minimum payment of $448 by Monday, 346 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,509 or we will be forced to send it to collections. 347 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,718 Shopaholic. 348 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,012 Soundshkeit yeah. 349 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,557 Hi, sis. Is your boss still hitting on you? 350 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,812 Woman: This is Annie from second nests. 351 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,857 I'm sorry, but the Romanian orphanage felt more comfortable 352 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,735 with a two-person nuclear family than a single mother, 353 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,922 so we're going to hold out for that. Okay, that's enough. 354 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,590 No, no, no. Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this. 355 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,865 No. No. Come on. Come on. 356 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:16,786 Robert, okay... so, I deleted them all. They're all deleted. 357 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,580 Pam, you've completely bungled this. 358 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,213 Hey. 359 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,386 Can I do it, Pam? Can I pull off a gold arabian sandal? 360 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,307 Yes. Definitely. With your hair, certainly. 361 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,786 You dropped your cell phone. 362 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,061 Oh, gosh. Yep. 363 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,605 Thank you. I'm so stupid. 364 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,940 No. My goodness, you just... 365 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,693 You have a lot going on with Robert and everything. 366 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,445 Oh, god, Pam, don't get me started. 367 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,863 No, I will not. 368 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,031 You've just got me started. 369 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,119 Robert is a filthy beast. 370 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,124 Don't you get the feeling every time he looks at you, 371 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,668 he's just thinking of 15 different ways to do you? 372 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,002 Well... 373 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,839 The man talks of nothing but sex. 374 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,342 Sometimes he talks about flesh and bacchanals. 375 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,427 Oh, yeah. 376 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,180 I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night. 377 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,434 No.don't just put it out of your mind. 378 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,023 Pam, what is your address? 379 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,942 I'm going to send you a pair of these gold harem shoes. 380 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,528 Oh. No, you don't... yes. 381 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,740 Come on, a little gold arabian slipper. 382 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,159 Things are looking up. 383 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,870 I might be a mother soon. 384 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,625 I have mastercard right where I want them, 385 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,961 and I have a new friend. 386 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,131 A friend. 387 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,800 At work. 388 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,764 Erin. 389 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,182 There's a call for you on line 1. 390 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,142 Who is it? 391 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,645 He says, "salvation." No last name. 392 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,816 Yeah, hello. 393 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,486 You once put me on a list of the losers in the office. 394 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,072 This ioserjust got your biggest client 395 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,907 to give him all their business. 396 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,701 So, hire me back, that business is yours. 397 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,329 Don't, and I will find another buyer. 398 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:24,914 You're blackmailing me. 399 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,999 It's just business. 400 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,796 I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, 401 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,006 effete, soft-penised debutant. 402 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,293 You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, 403 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,511 but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. 404 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,264 You don't even know my real name. I'm the (bleep) Lizard king. 405 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,728 Whoa. 406 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,819 Well, I gave him a chance. 407 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,864 (Doorbell rings) 408 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,954 Andy Bernard? 409 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,122 You got a minute? 410 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,624 I'm in the middle of a piano lesson. 411 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,628 I wanted to see if could interest you in an investment, 412 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,754 dunder Mifflin. 413 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,967 Dunder Mifflin. Now, why would I want that? 414 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,112 It's worth half what it was three years ago. 415 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,303 Exactly. 416 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,865 And you know better than anyone that with the right management, 417 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,435 it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today. 418 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,274 Why don't you come in? 419 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,409 So, what would you do if you weren't selling paper? 420 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,286 Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets, 421 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,805 probably submit them for competition. 422 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,038 What? 423 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,307 Yeah, I know it sounds stupid, 424 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,451 but nationals has always kind of been a dream of mine. 425 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,419 How have we never talked about this before? 426 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,673 Wait, you don't even care about nationals. 427 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,885 Nothing? 428 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,763 I don't know. I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but... 429 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,389 What about you? 430 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,517 I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? 431 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,436 Like a plane. 432 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,521 One sale. I'm out. 433 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,399 That sounds lovely. 434 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,152 Anyway, Robert's going to run this company into the ground, 435 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,865 so we won't be doing this in six months.