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(Instant message chimes)

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Stone & son suit warehouse
recently lost their paper provider.

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They're a family-owned
business. (Chuckles)

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Jim and I used to
clean up with those.

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We'd go in pretending
to be family, brothers.

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We did it at
a family-owned law firm,

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at a family-owned
construction company,

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and a family-owned
motorcycle store.

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Jim and Dwight schrupert.

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I was the dynamic, likeable
winner that was doted upon by mom.

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Whoo-hoo! (Engine rewing)

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Yeah!

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And Jim was the closeted foot
fetishist pretending to belong.

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The client never knew
any of that, but I knew.

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I hope you've been paying
your wig storage bills, jimbo,

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'cause it's time
for another episode

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of handsome and stinky,
paper brothers for hire.

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Sorry, stinky,
can't do it. Too busy.

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Oh, god, this again?
You're stinky!

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Okay, there's no possible way I
can get there, sojust ask Phyllis.

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She can be your older
sister or something.

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Phyllis, my sister?

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More like my dead great-great-grandmother
who died of stupidity.

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I have ears, Dwight.

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Oh, do you really have ears,
Phyllis? Like all human beings?

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We all have ears.

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You see what you
leave me with here, Jim?

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Hey, I'm in
Philadelphia right now.

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How is that my problem? Get
in your car and drive down here.

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You can make it in 30 minutes
if you drive 240 miles per hour.

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Huh!

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How long would it take me
if I drove 300 miles an hour?

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Hmm.

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That's a good question. 300
times... (Disconnects call)

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A hundred and eighty. Um, that
comes to 25 minutes. (Dial tone)

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Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim.
Yes, I am better than you.

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Thanks for acknowledging that.
Okay, bye bye. Love you.

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Darryl! Looking good!

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I'm heading to Philly,
interview with Jim's company.

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Hey, good luck. When you get to
Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?

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Why don't you come along
and tell him yourself?

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(Laughs) That'd be great.
Kind of like ditching school,

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except instead of getting
suspended, you get...

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What do you get?

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Oh, my god! Why didn't I
think of this? Andy's not here.

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(Sighs)

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Oh, hey, Erin, um, I'm
expecting a shipment of pens.

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Can you cover that?

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Mmm, cover that.
What does that mean exactly?

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What are we
talking here? Details.

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A delivery guy will
deliver a box of pens,

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and you just make sure
everything's in order.

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What? Everything? How
do I make sure it's in order?

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(Laughs nervously) I
haven't been trained for this.

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(Laughs) Okay, see you later.

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(Erin gasps) Hey, guys.

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Clark! Hey.

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Hey, look who's back! Dwight Jr.

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Hey, so how was it?
I mean the sex with jan.

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A gentleman doesn't
discuss such matters,

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especially when the
feelings of a lady are involved.

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Women reach their sexual peak
at whatever age jan was last week.

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I mean, it was like making
love with a wild animal.

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But not like a cougar, like you might
think. It was like a swarm of bees.

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Bees that just find something
wrong with every hotel room.

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Nothing wrong with
being a gentleman.

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Like my mom used to say,
"talk classy. Act nasty."

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What's with the wig, Meredith?

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What? Is it on backwards?

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No. You got it. You fixed
it. Uh, I have a gift from jan.

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(Gasps) Ooh!
It's an Espresso maker.

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We came to be
quite fond of Espresso

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on the amalfi coast,
so bon appétit!

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Ooh!

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Sixteen types of Espresso!
Now that's Italian.

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My friend has one of these.
Fool-proof Espresso, every time.

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Always with the friends, Oscar.

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Can't we just enjoy
the new Espresso machine?

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Actually, it's
pronounced Espresso.

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Wait, that's what you said.

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I apologize. I just assumed
you would mispronounce it, so...

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There he is! (Laughs)

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We are all so proud
of you for the small part

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that you played in
landing the white pages.

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Prouder of me, but...

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If you really want
to show appreciation,

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just give me
half the commission.

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Gosh, you know, lwish
I could, but, uh, no.

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Hey, listen, remember how
everyone used to call you Dwight Jr.,

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and how much you loved that?

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(Laughs) I loved it.

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How would you like to pretend to
be my son in order to land a sale?

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If it will lead to me
being a salesman,

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I'll pretend to be your friend.

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Then it looks like
we have a deal, son.

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(Whirring)

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Hi, guys.

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Hey, look who it is.

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Oh, sorry, super busy.
Pens coming in later.

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Just grabbing a java before all
hell breaks loose. (Giggles)

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Oscar: Try this one.
Erin: Thank you.

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Erin: I don't really have time
to think about Pete right now.

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I just have a lot going on with
this whole shipment of pens.

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And I have a lot of people trusting
me, and I would feel super-guilty

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if I broke anyone's
trust about the pens.

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You ready for your interview?

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I was born ready!

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No. I suck at interviews.

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I had Andy's job in the
bag until my interview.

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Well, you shouldn't
be nervous about this.

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This is a tiny start-up with a
bunch of guys just as dorky as Jim.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Really! You can't be scared
of a room full of Jims.

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I love the guy, but he's
basically gumby with hair.

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(Laughs)

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(Laughs) It's kind of funny,
father-and-son sales team

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meeting with a
father-and-son suit store.

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You know? You're right. We hadn't
even thought of that, had we, boy?

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No, we sure hadn't, pop!

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(Laughing)

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Oh, you're a hunter, I see.

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Spend your early mornings out in
the blinds like clarky and me, huh?

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He calls me clarky
'cause he's my dad.

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Guilty.

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You don't meet many
hunters these days.

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My dad is
the best hunter there is.

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I mean, he's like a
serial killer of animals.

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One time, he snuck up
behind a sleeping deer

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and just sawed its head
right off. It was sick.

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(Mimics sawing)

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(Gasping)

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It was his birthday. Just
turned three. So... ah.

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You guys, I kind of think I want
to try them all. Is that crazy?

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Yeah. Look,
without a taste test,

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how are we supposed to know
which flavors we like to reorder?

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Taste test? I'm in.

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Yolo!

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What? Oh.

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It's a thing.
It means you only live once.

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Yeah, we're aware
of what it means, Oscar.

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You just do not
look cool saying it.

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Well... all right,
everybody, who's in?

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Angela? Don't make
us come over there.

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No, I don't. No.

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All right, let's go.

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Can't I just agree without
putting my hand in?

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No way. Absolutely not!

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Oh, fine.

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Okay, guys,
we all drink them all.

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All: We all drink them all!

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Yes. Yes!

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Hey, where's my ring?

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I'm sure it'll turn up.

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Man: Yes, ma'am, you want
to go east on Franklin,

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take that all
the way to commonwealth.

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You'll see us on the right
side. You can't miss us.

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Dennis: Yes, and I want to
reach every demographic possible.

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No, I hear what you're
saying, and we will.

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The thing is, we've got to lock
down this key demographic first.

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The rest will come, I promise. Just
give me a couple of weeks, all right?

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We're talking weeks here,
not months, right?

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Weeks, always weeks.

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Man, the last time
I talked months

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was, like, a million weeks ago.

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All right. Good.

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Thanks, Dennis. Appreciate it.

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Good. Hey! How are you?

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What are you doing here?
I just wanted to see you.

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That's so great. Damn.

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Jim, you've got a real Facebook
energy going on here, man.

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You Zuckerberg'ed
this place out.

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It's pretty great, right?
I mean, we're coming along.

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Hey, Wade! We've got to
just push up Dennis' timeline.

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Wade: Okay.
Actually, you know what?

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Give me one second, okay?
Make yourselves at home.

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But I think that all of your
concerns will be answered

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when you see the brochure
that Clark's getting out of my car.

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He's a good boy.
Does whatever I say.

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Yeah.

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I can't relate to that.
My son hates my guts.

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Oh, really?

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I bring him into the
business, and he resents me.

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How do you like that?

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Well, things between me
and Clark are good, not great.

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In fact, I will say that
they're not even good, really.

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They're bad.
Like you and your son.

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Here you go, pop!

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I know itwasjust a couple of
minutes, but god, I missed you!

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What took you so long?
Were you loitering

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out there like a hooligan,
smoking a doobie?

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I sure was, just like he
taught me. Looking cool.

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You're being disrespectful.

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And I love you for saying that.

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(Whispers) We don't get along.

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(Laughs)

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I just burned him,

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because the truth
is our relationship is...

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Terrible! Terrible.

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Yes, genius.
Stupid, stupid genius.

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Wow, this place is so great.
I had no idea!

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On the phone, you made
it sound kind of dinky.

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Well, I mean, I don't
even have a paycheck yet.

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It is a start-up, so these
things go down all the time.

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If this company is going down,
I want to go down on it.

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With it,
I want to go down with it.

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Are you cool to just hang out?

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Sure. No problem. Jim: Yeah?

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Youready? Letsdoit yeah.

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The pen delivery went amazing.

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And now I've got all these
pens just waiting to be unpacked,

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but Pam did not tell
me to unpack the pens.

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And I'm not one of those people

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who's just like, "sure, I'll accept
the pens when they come in,"

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and then as soon as your
back's turned, I unpack the pens,

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and get all this credit
as some great pen UN-packer!

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On the other hand,
they are just sitting here.

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Pam didn't tell me
not to unpack them.

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I don't want to be a busybody,
but I don't want to be a lazybones.

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Busybody, lazybones,
busybody, lazybones. Ah!

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My brain is ping-ponging around

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in my head right now. Itsinsane!

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I'm sorry. What was your
question again? Oh, yeah.

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No, I've never had an Espresso
before. They're good, though.

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Ah-bam!

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My favorite is
viennese amaretto,

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and the worst flavor I have
tried so far is alpine select.

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Yes!

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(Chuckung) (Screaming)

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One! Two! Three! Kevin!
Kevin! Kevin! Stop it!

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That's enough, Kevin. That's
enough! Cut it, Kevin! Kevin!

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So, for your menswear catalog,

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I think we can offer you
some very competitive pricing.

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I heard that before.

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Well, I understand...
I'll bet you have.

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He knows nothing about what
people have heard before, my son.

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Here we go again, another
lecture from the old man.

237
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Listen to him! He created you.

238
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,567
Maybe if you listened a
little bit, you'd improve.

239
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,777
No wonder women despise you.

240
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,195
Women don't despise me.

241
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:38,240
Oh, his last girlfriend was a
transvestite. I knew it right away.

242
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,409
Adam's apple like
the prow of a ship.

243
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,161
Thumbs like a lowland gorilla.

244
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,539
But this one couldn't see
it or didn't want to see it.

245
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,500
All right, that's enough, 'cause I
could say some things about him, too.

246
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,086
Yeah? Like what? Like
the time that you got drunk

247
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,631
and killed those kids
on their way to prom.

248
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,800
Thatneverhappened.
He's always been a liar.

249
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,986
Ever since he was a little kid,

250
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,638
and he got caught saving
"treats" from the kitty litter box.

251
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,723
Really shameful.

252
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,392
So we can offer you matte
or glossy printing in a variety...

253
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,394
Glistening brown
morsels tumbling

254
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,979
from every pouch
in his trousers.

255
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,773
There's obviously a
volume discount. Ifyou_.

256
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,984
Following the cat
around on his knees

257
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,236
with his hands
cupped beneath its tail,

258
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,072
going, "please, kitty,
may I have some more?"

259
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,782
You can't make this stuff up.

260
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:25,245
No, I think someone could make it
up, someone with very few friends.

261
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,914
Hey, fellas,
sorry to keep you waiting.

262
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,082
There he is. My son.

263
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,336
(Scoffs) He's got cat turd
collector written all over him.

264
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,549
Did you say
"cat turd collector"?

265
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,010
So, definitely looking to
expand our market, but for now,

266
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,511
we're just
concentrating on athletes

267
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,115
that are popular
here in the northeast.

268
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,723
Of course, that's not a mandate.

269
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,310
Mandate. Always think
of two men on a date.

270
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:57,611
I have gay friends.
One gay friend. Oscar.

271
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,779
Mmm-hmm.

272
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,283
All right, so what makes you
think you'd be a good fit here?

273
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,831
Okay. Um...

274
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,669
All right.

275
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,712
Obviously,
y'all are really busy,

276
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,048
and I don't want to
waste your time anymore.

277
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,050
I'm sorry. I just...

278
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,426
(Exhales)

279
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,096
Obviously, I'm not
qualified to be here, man.

280
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,598
I'm a warehouse manager,
you know?

281
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,977
Darryl, I was
a newspaper editor.

282
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062
Science teacher,
volleyball coach.

283
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,398
I work at home shopping network.

284
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,818
I'm a lawyer. I'm the only one
here who can honestly help.

285
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,488
And as you know,
I was a paper salesman.

286
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,491
Hey, I find it helps if you
just picture everybody naked.

287
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,368
(All laughing)

288
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,497
Cool. Hey, thanks.

289
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,959
So, how about we start over?

290
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,837
Darryl, do you have any
thoughts on the company?

291
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,757
Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact,
I wrote some down.

292
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,969
There you go.

293
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,057
Wow, this guy came prepared.
That impresses me.

294
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,600
(All chuckling)

295
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,981
Ah, so, this is what 2:00 pm.
Looks like around here.

296
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,571
Iusuahytake a siesta about now.

297
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,454
Stocking pens, huh? You're
like the new office administrator.

298
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,166
No, I just took over the pen
shipment because Pam had to leave.

299
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,145
When I say it out loud, I know that
sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.

300
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:41,256
Pam! Pam! Look out!
Erin's gunning for your job!

301
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,799
No, I'm not. (Mimics gunning)

302
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,052
It's not like that at all!
Forget it.

303
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,720
Pam, look out! I'm so sorry.

304
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:51,683
Pens, you did not buy into this. I
am sorry. What a day you've had.

305
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,071
By the way, Jim talks
about you all the time.

306
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,106
That's sweet that
he talks about me.

307
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:01,276
It's too bad he still has to work
part-time in Scranton, though.

308
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,070
Well, that's funny,
'cause I think of him

309
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,988
as working
part-time in Philadelphia.

310
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,656
We can't wait
until you move here.

311
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,995
I'm sorry. You guys are
here to sell us paper?

312
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,039
Do you mind?
The men are talking.

313
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,957
Sons used to
idolize their fathers.

314
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,043
Us old-timers need
to stick together,

315
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,296
and how better than
by signing a contract?

316
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:25,217
Pdloveto. But Sam Jr. here,
he runs the business now.

317
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,594
Kind of pushed me out,
truth be told.

318
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,846
I'm just here for human contact.

319
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,264
Okay, pop.

320
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,476
Wait, so you're the boss?

321
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,187
That's right.

322
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,939
Hi, I'm Clark. Hey.

323
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,857
Let's talk. Okay.

324
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,110
So if you look at
our catalog here...

325
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:45,505
Well, thanks for
coming down, Darryl.

326
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,756
It was nice meeting you, Darryl.

327
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,060
I think you'd fit in great here.

328
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,991
Yeah, yeah, me too.

329
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,828
I think itwould be like...
You know what?

330
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,290
I think it'd be like a Kevin
durant jump shot, perfecto.

331
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,515
Oh, my god.

332
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,271
They're the ones who put a fish
tank next to a basketball hoop.

333
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,082
It's like, if! Put
a glass of milk on the edge

334
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,858
of a table,
and Cece knocks it over,

335
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:23,984
I don't blame Cece.

336
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,403
So, I'm like a three-year-old
girl in this scenario?

337
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,782
Say they don't hire you. It's
not like you're out on the street.

338
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,201
You have a great job
with people who love you.

339
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,079
And I'd only get to see
Jada on the weekends.

340
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:40,250
You know, I'm not so sure
I'd like living in Philadelphia.

341
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,919
Right? Thank you!
It's just Philly.

342
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,547
Everyone's acting like it's
New York, or Paris, or London.

343
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,799
Vvhoneedsh? Notus.

344
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:54,264
Okay, so the consensus
was that that was unique.

345
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,784
They're going to make
you pay for the fish,

346
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,644
and they wanted to
know when you can start.

347
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,439
What?

348
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,901
How about yesterday?

349
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,654
Congratulations. Oh, thank you!

350
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,578
I guess you've got to
move to Philly after all.

351
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,367
Yes! I love Philly! 215 or die!

352
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,535
Come on, man!

353
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,953
(Darryl laughing)

354
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,624
No, I'm not upset.
I'm really excited for Darryl.

355
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,463
Maybe I'm a little disappointed
that we'll be losing him.

356
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,015
It feels really hot in here.
Is it hot in here?

357
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,362
It feels really,
really hot in here.

358
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,432
Itsinsane! They need to turn the
ac on year-round. January too!

359
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,934
(Banging)

360
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,229
I don't get the point
of this stupid window!

361
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,480
(Exhales)

362
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,398
I mean, look,
you and I both know

363
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,859
that in paper or fashion,
styles change.

364
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:52,072
Check out my dad's suit.
You are looking at pure acrylic.

365
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,865
That's why his face
always breaks out.

366
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,701
Does that suit come
with a fire extinguisher?

367
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,453
(Laughing)
(Laughing sarcastically)

368
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,373
You know what, dad? Maybe
you should buy me a suit.

369
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,476
Hmm. I mean, I'm
going to need one, right,

370
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,810
if I'm ever going
to get a "real" job

371
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,837
and move my lazy ass
out of your "gd" house?

372
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,047
He's got you there.

373
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,051
That's Italian silk.
Very comfortable,

374
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,595
very tasteful,
although expensive.

375
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,223
Yeah, you don't want Italian.
You'll look like a mafia Don.

376
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,618
Next thing you know, you'll
be doing life at riker's island.

377
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,994
Clark: Uh, that's better
than looking like

378
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,728
the undertaker
from boring island.

379
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:27,524
That place doesn't exist.
It's not a documented island.

380
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,192
Cartograph much?

381
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,194
(Clark sighs)

382
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,029
(Whistles)

383
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,532
How do I look?

384
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,953
Actually, you look great.
They steered you right.

385
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,707
I guess it does make sense buying
from a father-son team. (Chuckung)

386
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,376
You know what?
I'll take one, too.

387
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,962
Everyone, now that we
have all this energy,

388
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,090
why don't we move the copier into
the annex like we've always wanted to?

389
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,550
Whoo!

390
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,718
Frickin' a! Huh?

391
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,845
So long, noise!

392
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,513
One, two, three!

393
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,639
(Tearing noise) Oh!

394
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,349
And we have torn up the carpet.

395
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,073
Oh, we are going to be
in so much trouble!

396
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,311
Wait!

397
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,356
It's beautiful! Hardwood!

398
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,556
I always knew it was down here.

399
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,111
I just never dreamed
that I would actually see it.

400
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,946
Tear up the carpet!

401
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,197
(Whooping)

402
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:21,077
Killed their fish, and they still hired
me! That's how you do that, baby!

403
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,123
It's all good. I'm ready.
Y'all ready for this?

404
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,292
(Scatting)

405
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,009
J“ everybody dance now j“

406
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,177
yeah!

407
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,179
(Continues scatting)

408
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,264
Kevin, move!

409
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,077
I can't pull up the rug ifyou're
standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.

410
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,772
Well, I can't stand here if you
pull the carpet out from under me.

411
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:53,026
Oh, my head is killing me.
Does anyone have a baby aspirin?

412
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,527
Oh, enough with
the whining, aheady!

413
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,088
Why don't you just
have some more coffee?

414
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,865
It's all gone! I didn't get
a chance to try them all,

415
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,868
because creed poured my
Bogota sunrise in the plant.

416
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:02,994
I saw the leaves twitch.

417
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,162
Shut up!

418
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,330
You shut up!

419
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,040
Everybody shut up and work!

420
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,416
We don't work for you!

421
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,542
Kevin: Yeah! Yeah!

422
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,294
Hey, it's 5:00.

423
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,588
(Cars honking)

424
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,051
Kevin, can you...

425
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,135
What is going on?

426
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,304
(Cars continue honking)

427
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,101
Yes! We did it!

428
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,936
Well, you opened the door.

429
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,980
And you closed it.
The boys are back in town!

430
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,900
High fives! (Laughs)

431
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:38,446
Hey, so, all that really
specific cat turd business,

432
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,615
that was about you, right?

433
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,743
You got me!
I used to collect them.

434
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,748
Each one is very different,
like a snowflake.

435
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,934
Hey, what happened here?

436
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,894
You left me in
charge of the pens, Pam.

437
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:13,106
That's what happened.
The pens happened!

438
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,195
Are the pens here?