1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,504 We've got to clear out this cabinet, people. 2 00:00:03,588 --> 00:00:05,840 A lot of these are dead accounts. 3 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:07,592 Scranton mimeograph corp? 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,995 I don't think we're doing business with them any time soon. 5 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:11,679 That's odd. 6 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:14,432 A letter from Robert dunder. 7 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,019 "A valuable artifact has come into my possession. 8 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,687 "I have hidden it until such time as a person 9 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,607 "of strong intellect may safely recover it. 10 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,859 "This golden chalice is of immeasurable 11 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,944 "historical and religious significance." 12 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,073 The holy grail. 13 00:00:31,407 --> 00:00:33,659 Did you send Dwight on a quest for the holy grail? 14 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:37,371 I think I'm a little too busy these days to send... 15 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:42,126 Oh, my god, I did send Dwight on a quest for the holy grail. 16 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,212 The dunder code! 17 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,839 I completely forgot about that prank. 18 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:49,508 That had to be, like, six or seven years ago. 19 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:51,385 Stayed late every night for a month. 20 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,763 Had a lot more free time back then. 21 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,890 I don't get it. Ah-ha! 22 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,475 A light bulb. 23 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,518 A light bulb? A light bulb! 24 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,687 Okay, okay. 25 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,482 Invisible ink. 26 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,359 Whoa. 27 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,155 The ceiling above accounting! Angela: Dwight! 28 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,990 Down, Dwight! Dwight! 29 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:16,535 Jim: Man, I wish I was there to see his face when he gets to the end 30 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:19,455 and finds the fake grail? 31 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,792 No grail? You don't remember? 32 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:23,918 I don't. 33 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,923 Annex. It must open something in the annex. 34 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,425 Oh. 35 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,933 "Seat of entrance." 36 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,399 What? 37 00:01:46,691 --> 00:01:48,025 That's a flush. 38 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:53,197 All: The warehouse! 39 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,539 There's nothing down here. Jim: Oh. 40 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,749 I expected more from young Halpert. 41 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,253 This just... Forget it, forget it. 42 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:26,814 So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative? 43 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:29,275 Well, we created a fake profile 44 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,820 for a really cool guy named Derek mcblack. Wow. 45 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:36,240 It's just Pete in sunglasses. Oh. 46 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,200 And then we had him like dunder Mifflin. 47 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,870 Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, 48 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,581 and we had all of them like Derek's likes. 49 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:46,000 So far we're only popular with imaginary people, 50 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,669 but we think this is the start of something big. 51 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:49,920 You two are geniuses. 52 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:53,007 And I am a genius for putting you two together. 53 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,258 Well, all right. 54 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,801 Pete and I work well together. 55 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:58,387 Not that there's anything special about Pete. 56 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:00,389 It could be any guy. Or girl. 57 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:01,932 Not that I'm into girls. 58 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:04,393 Not that I'm into Pete. Ah! What was the question? 59 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:07,229 Hey. Hey, Jim. 60 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,875 Peter rowley at bridgeport capital requested a meeting at lunch. 61 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,233 Okay. 62 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:12,836 Can we keep it on the early side, though? 63 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,340 I've got that thing in Scranton later. 64 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,946 Oh, sure. No problem. 65 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:19,575 Cece's ballet recital is today! I cannot wait! 66 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,386 I've been working with her on her move. 67 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,912 It's called the Cece spin and kiss. 68 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,795 Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this. 69 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:29,710 It's pretty cute, right? 70 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,216 "Athlead." 71 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,803 Please. They're too lazy to call it athletes lead? 72 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:43,682 Jim should just call it stumpany for stupid company. 73 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,976 There's nothing stupid about working for yourself, 74 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,395 hanging out with pro athletes, 75 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,798 getting free tickets to the games. That's why I'm doing it. 76 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,607 You're working for stumpany, too? 77 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,210 Yeah. Just weekends for now, but pretty soon I'm switching over. 78 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,694 What? Yup. 79 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,572 Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea? 80 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:01,742 First you jump ship, now you're stealing Darryl, too? When will it end? 81 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,912 Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity. 82 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:07,998 You won't stop until you've poached us all. Yeah. 83 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,042 Even you. No! 84 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:12,545 I'll be damned if I'm going to let us lose me. 85 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,004 Bye, Dwight. 86 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,968 How are you? Good to see you. Thank you. 87 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:23,514 Hey, Angela, did you hear about the Irish-American cultural center mural? 88 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,433 Ooh, I haven't heard it! 89 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:29,311 So, what about the Irish-American cultural center mural? 90 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,773 Potato? Oh, no. Kevin, it's not a joke. 91 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,985 Angela's husband put me up for a... um. Just never mind. 92 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,028 I have no information. But I'm sure 93 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,655 as soon as they know they'll call you. 94 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,116 Senator lipton helped me submit my design 95 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,076 for a new mural on a building downtown. 96 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:46,513 Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. 97 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,581 But, you know, let's be realistic, 98 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,376 there are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. 99 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:53,854 I mean, who are they going to go with, 100 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:57,214 some nobody like me, or a big name like Tracy fleeb? 101 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,634 Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital. 102 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,474 Hey, Cece! Daddy's going to have dinner with us tonight, 103 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,976 after he comes to your recital. Are you excited? 104 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,102 Yeah! 105 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,312 Let's call him! 106 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,067 Hey. I was just about to call you. 107 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,986 Hey, hon! Are you close? 108 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,113 I am still in Philly, actually. 109 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,865 What? It's insane. 110 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,075 This huge investor got cold feet, 111 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,959 so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board. 112 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,121 Hon! I wish you would have told me an hour ago 113 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:30,956 when you knew you weren't going to make it. 114 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,251 Pam, I couldn't get out! I barely made it out just to make this phone call. 115 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,878 I want daddy! 116 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,338 You're going to do great. 117 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,192 And you know what? Mommy's going to record it, so we'll watch it together. 118 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:41,342 Do you mind doing that, Pam? 119 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,468 Of course. 120 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:45,513 Okay, are you sure you know how to do video on the phone? 121 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:49,141 Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something. 122 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:52,061 Okay, okay. Just sometimes you're not the best with the phone. 123 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,564 I know how to operate my phone, okay? Listen, we're getting close. 124 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,692 We will talk to you later. Say bye, daddy! 125 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,611 Bye, daddy. Bye. 126 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,573 Yeah, see? You've still got to press end, Pam. 127 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:05,866 Press end. 128 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:09,752 Oh, check it out, this is our first real like! 129 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:10,996 Oh, my god! 130 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,415 Alan olifson from north Dakota. 131 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,668 He also likes hammermill and Georgia pacific. 132 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:18,212 Yeah. Wow, that guy's really into paper. 133 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,547 Well done, you two. 134 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:20,839 We did it! 135 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,800 Yes! Youth task force forever! 136 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,426 Bap, bap, bap. 137 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,012 And then... oh, wait. No, you go... 138 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,115 Did I... is that you? No, you go first, and then it's a left. 139 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,617 No, you go... okay, all right. No, I didn't... 140 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:31,701 All right, okay, start over. 141 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,405 You always mess thatpartup. Oh, no, no, no. 142 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:36,105 Oh, god! Andy has just started to be nice to me 143 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,523 and now I've sent his girlfriend 144 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,149 into the arms of a younger man! 145 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:42,486 And I cc'ed him on every incriminating memo. 146 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,822 "Pete and Erin, don't hold back. 147 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:46,740 "Our social media presence should be 148 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,659 "hot, hot, hot. Go at it vigorously." 149 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,495 I did everything but unzip their pants for them. 150 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,998 Oh, god, Nellie! 151 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:58,043 Hey, everybody, uh, a coffee order is going around. 152 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,838 On me! Just sign your name below. Hmm. 153 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,089 You're welcome. 154 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,216 Wait, this says "dunder Mifflin loyalty pledge." 155 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,300 This? Oh, what? 156 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,428 Double mocha latte, please? You got it. 157 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,305 Just sign your name below. Whatever you want. 158 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,639 Loyalty pledge? 159 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,224 Come on, Dwight. Stop overreacting. 160 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,892 I'm getting all my work done here. 161 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,353 No customers have complained, nobody even knows. 162 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,896 Yeah, we'll see about that. 163 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,108 Bust out your complaint files. 164 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,877 I need everything you've got on Darryl since 165 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,796 he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. 166 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,072 Break it down by keyword, okay? 167 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,949 Infuriating, irresponsible... 168 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:30,993 They've got us set up with windows 95, 169 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,078 so you're kind of dreaming here. 170 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:37,124 Okay, I'm going to need you to print it out. 171 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:56,435 Customer onalty. What is it? 172 00:07:58,395 --> 00:07:59,897 Can you hold it in your hand? 173 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:03,567 Can you nudge it with your finger? Can you dump it on a woman? 174 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:08,238 No! Why? Because it's an idea. But what does it mean? 175 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,783 Oh, it's when you get a free sandwich 176 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,243 after you've already eaten 10 sandwiches. 177 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,870 Not even close. 178 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,748 Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. 179 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,667 He came in today in a rage. 180 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,210 Why? Because of Darryl, 181 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:25,589 because Darryl was focusing on outside projects 182 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:29,843 and needs to remember his first priority, the client. 183 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,428 I wouldn't say a rage. 184 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,515 Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, 185 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,517 but two of our trucks were down for repairs. 186 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,185 It's very unlikely it will happen again. 187 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,229 Thank you, thank you. 188 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,272 No, you're not going anywhere, okay? 189 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,983 You are angry and we are going to hear you out! 190 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,736 All right? Because business is about relationships, 191 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,030 and the key to relationships is what, Darryl? 192 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,034 Alt. Loy y loyalty. 193 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:55,869 "Loyalty" is exactly right! 194 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,831 Dwight: Thank you. Yes, I mean, it is everything. 195 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,168 Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships? 196 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,045 Mmm. That's none of your damn business. 197 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,882 Darryl is "dating" dunder Mifflin. 198 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,177 Darryl is dating val. Still. 199 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:17,891 But he's flirting with Jim's company on the side. 200 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,603 And we all know what flirting can lead to. 201 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,064 I'm sorry, do I still need to be here? Yes. 202 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:28,402 I'm still having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty. 203 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,238 So, let's use an example. Take Erin. 204 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:35,284 Erin's boyfriend, Andy, is away across the ocean. 205 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:36,493 Kevin: Yeah. 206 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:41,165 So is it all right for her to flirt with creed, for example? 207 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,708 Let's try it out. 208 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,044 No, let's not say creed. Let's say Mr. X. 209 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,173 Well, I think itwould be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy. 210 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:51,258 Oh, I'm sorry, didn't you cheat on Andy? 211 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,302 Yes, and he didn't like it. 212 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,346 Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, 213 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,433 or did Erin keep that from Mr. X? 214 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,436 Okay, this is really hard to follow. 215 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,773 Can we just say Pete, 'cause that's the guy that Erin's flirting with? 216 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,614 Ladies and gentlemen, the little ladybug ballerinas! 217 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,956 Plié. One, two, three! 218 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,628 Really? I'm sorry. Sorry. 219 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,050 Hello? Yes, this is Pam Halpert. 220 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,053 I got the mural! Oh, my god! 221 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:40,224 Um, I'm sorry, I have to go. My daughter is a ladybug. 222 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,936 I know that doesn't make any sense. Um, thank you, thank you! 223 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,480 You're very rude. Yes. Very rude. 224 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,440 Kids are dancing! 225 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,113 Thank you so much for coming! 226 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,782 Darryl and I will be here to serve you 227 00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:01,370 For years and years and years and years. 228 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,083 So, should we go call Jim and go tell him to go screw himself? 229 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,045 Dwight, look. I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? 230 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,256 Athlead is my future. 231 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,341 No disrespect to dunder Mifflin, 232 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,301 but if I can have fun at work, I want that. 233 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,038 It can't be more fun than selling paper and paper products. 234 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,265 Itcan. Are you pretending to be crazy? 235 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,310 Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla. 236 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,688 Whereas Pete, he's just one sick dude. 237 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,857 I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird. 238 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,709 I'm just going to say this one more time, 239 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,652 Pete and I haven't done anything. 240 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:34,987 It's true! Yeah, right. 241 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,865 With slamming bods like that? They ain't playing checkers. 242 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:41,493 People, it's 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. 243 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,620 Who says she has to end up with any man? 244 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,793 Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? 245 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,754 Andy is my boyfriend, Pete and I are just friends. 246 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,358 And that is the end of it! Right, Pete? 247 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,507 That is correct. 248 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,635 Come on, guys. Where is this even coming from? 249 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,972 Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart. 250 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,266 And a little bit your penis. 251 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,143 Kevin, really? 252 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,400 Nellie, you have to shut down youth task force. 253 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,648 I'm not sure if you need to start a new task force to do that, 254 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,317 but please just do whatever it takes. 255 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:17,779 I suppose that will be all right. Yeah. 256 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,866 Most relationships eventually die on their own. 257 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:24,453 But sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. 258 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:28,415 You're welcome, Andy. And you're welcome, my own ass. 259 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,669 Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me. 260 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,505 Peter, please, we completely understand your concerns here. 261 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,008 Let us just show you the latest projections. Jim? 262 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,676 Wade actually has those, on the road, 263 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,195 but he's going to be calling in with those 264 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,388 numbers any second. So just hold on one... 265 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,724 Actually... 266 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,225 Ah, nope. 267 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,394 That is my wife. 268 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,271 Again, he'll be calling in any second. 269 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,899 Hey, give me a call back when you get a chance. 270 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,152 Cece did great and I want to tell you something. 271 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,529 Hey, boss, you've got to jump on a delivery. 272 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,115 I don't do that anymore. That's what they told me. 273 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,455 All right, let's get this over with. 274 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,207 You looking for fun? 275 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,667 It just found you! 276 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,002 Whoo! 277 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:18,048 Here we go! Yeah! 278 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,053 Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, 279 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:28,225 but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun! 280 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,480 How far is this place? 281 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:39,403 Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way we could play some sports! 282 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,864 Fun. 283 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,909 Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there. 284 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,512 Oh, thank you. I don't know, I still thought... 285 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,578 Yeah. 286 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,163 I'm so proud of you, hon. 287 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,457 Oh, I don't know. Okay. 288 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,728 Just curious, though, what do you have against Pete and Erin? 289 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,088 Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter 290 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,215 for the adoption agency, 291 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,842 so I just felt like I owed him one. 292 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,301 Pete's a pretty cool guy, though. 293 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,180 And Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. 294 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,767 He basically ignored her, and then left on a boat. 295 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,978 I didn't really think about it like that. 296 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:17,566 Em, well, not everybody has what we have. 297 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,069 What we have? Hmm. 298 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,572 I just remembered. 299 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,533 I kissed that man. 300 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,329 Oh, no. Oh, no. 301 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,708 Yes! Fast food. 302 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,754 I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheese-steak any day. 303 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,106 They have fast food in Philly. 304 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,214 Not like this. 305 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,632 Exactly like this. 306 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,342 And your milkshake. 307 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,427 Thank you. 308 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,596 It's 30 degrees out, you're drinking a milkshake? 309 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,181 Nope. 310 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,891 Fire in the hole! 311 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,684 Yeah! 312 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,979 Now that's what working at a paper company is all about! 313 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,167 Wait, what are you doing? No, I need the keys! We have to go! 314 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,961 You just threw a milkshake into a restaurant where they make minimum wage. 315 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,654 It's a YouTube thing! Let's go, let's go! Come on. They're coming! 316 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,032 Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital? 317 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,368 Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped. 318 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,996 That. 319 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,124 I'll watch it. Let's get this over with. 320 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,210 All right, you don't have to... 321 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,796 Let's get this over with, Pam. 322 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,089 Okay. 323 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,094 Wait, what? 324 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,429 Sorry, I'm in a rush to get back to work. 325 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:33,850 Oh, no! I took a phone call in the middle of taping 326 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,686 and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off. 327 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,481 User error. I've heard it happens to other people. 328 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,607 Oscar, don't rub it in. 329 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,400 I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself 330 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,861 for choosing a phone call over her child. 331 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,697 Well, it was an important phone call. 332 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,325 I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. 333 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,244 I want Jim to be the first to know. 334 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,915 Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like "beesly!" 335 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,584 I love that. 336 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,461 The only thing better than getting the job. 337 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,213 "Beesly!" 338 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,054 Hey. Hello, Peter. 339 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,404 This barely even feels like a prank anymore. 340 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,781 You missed a spot. Fire in the hole! 341 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,075 Go, go, go! 342 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,787 Ha-ha, yeah, joke's on you, buddy! 343 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,165 They make you come back and clean it up. 344 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,170 I am sorry that that was so awkward for you two in that meeting, 345 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,590 but I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force. 346 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,901 Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea. 347 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,970 Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. 348 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,181 You have no choice in the matter, 349 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,057 and everybody knows it. 350 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,269 Well, okay then. 351 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,645 I guess we don't have a choice. 352 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,813 Nope. 353 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,190 Erin: Yeah. Peter: Yeah. 354 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,704 Lady”. 355 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,294 You never stop surprising me. 356 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,886 What? 357 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,471 What was that? 358 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,265 Did I just hear you laughing with glee? 359 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,268 No. I was just clearing my throat. 360 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,607 Good night. Good night. 361 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,317 Night. 362 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,401 Night, creed. 363 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,121 Jim: Hey. 364 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,165 So, how's it going? 365 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,668 We lost bridgeport capital. 366 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,895 I have no idea what happened. 367 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,213 It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it. 368 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,631 Pam: I'm so sorry. 369 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,943 I have no idea where we're going to come up with this money. 370 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,302 We have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks. 371 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,431 I'm sorry. I feel like you've already been working insanely hard. 372 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,102 Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? 373 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,854 I definitely could use a pick-me-up. 374 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,316 Actually, funny story, I didn't get it. 375 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,360 I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all. 376 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,989 You're not serious, are you? 377 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,032 You didn't get any of the recital? 378 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,159 No, I got the teacher introducing them, 379 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,953 and then the applause aftennard, 380 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,396 but not so much of the middle part. 381 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,623 Come on, Pam. Pam! 382 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,250 I asked you if you could use the phone 383 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,793 and you swore that you knew how. 384 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,713 Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. 385 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,131 A lot of people were taping it. 386 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,759 Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background? 387 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,887 I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video. 388 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,889 Is there... um. 389 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,142 You want to ease up a little bit? 390 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,478 Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do? 391 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,023 It's gone, that moment's just gone. I missed it. 392 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,358 I don't know, Jim. Maybe you should have been there. 393 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485 You're not serious, right? 394 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,571 I mean, how is that fair? 395 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,824 I'm in Philly, these are my days in Philly. You've agreed to this. 396 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,576 You know what? I don't think 397 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,053 you want to start a conversation with me 398 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,370 about what's fair, okay? 399 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,748 This is way more intense than I ever... 400 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,791 Pam, I'm not explaining this to you. 401 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,185 Pam, I'm not going over this again. Jim? 402 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,253 I don't know how else to... we need you. 403 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,339 I don't know how else to tell you, okay? 404 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,924 I'm doing everything I can, every week 405 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,569 to bring home something for our family. I am... I am... 406 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,179 I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay, 407 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,723 so that you can have everything that you want. 408 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,184 I'm doing this just for me? Is that what I'm doing? 409 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,435 I'm doing it just for me? 410 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:49,522 If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. 411 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,399 You know what? I got to go. 412 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,942 Okay? Yup. 413 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,779 We'll talk tomorrow? 414 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,740 Yup. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 415 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,701 All right, great. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 416 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,262 Brian: Hey, are you okay? 417 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,934 What am I doing wrong, bnan? 418 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,537 Nothing. You're doing the best you can. 419 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,062 Man: Brian. 420 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,897 Give her a minute. 421 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,405 It's just a tough situation, all right? 422 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,865 It's getting tougher. 423 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,327 I just didn't know that it was going to be this hard. 424 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,495 Yeah. 425 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,999 Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys? Enough. Enough. 426 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,878 Pam: Thank you. 427 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,591 Teen 1: Fire in the hole! 428 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,136 Teen 2: Go! Go! Go! 429 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,016 Teen 1: Lnailed that guy! 430 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,352 And replay. 431 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,939 Teen 1: Fire in the hole! 432 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,317 Teen 2: Go! Go! Go! 433 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,070 Teen 1: Lnailed that guy! 434 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,450 I'm going to miss the paper business.