1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:02,211 Hold it! 2 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:07,758 New glasses. 3 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:16,267 Dwight, what a ridiculous, fancy clown you are. 4 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,437 I am dressed according to the schrute codes of mourning. 5 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,981 My aunt Shirley has died. 6 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:25,860 Oh! Dwight, I'm so sorry. Were you guys close? 7 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,171 I would say that she raised me, 8 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,995 but let's not kid each other. I raised myself. 9 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:31,866 She was, however, the closest thing I had to a mother. 10 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,744 My actual mother was very cold and distant. 11 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,872 I'd say she was the closest thing I had to an aunt. 12 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:38,956 My condolences. 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,041 Keep them! Jim: Okay. 14 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,602 Now, what do we got in these two pails? 15 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:43,211 In keeping with schrute custom, 16 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:45,713 I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral 17 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:49,592 by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face, 18 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:53,221 or I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief 19 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:56,390 with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil. 20 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,813 What color is it? 21 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,232 It looks pretty black. 22 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:15,493 Yep. Acidic all right. 23 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,580 Oh, thank god. 24 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:20,664 Excuse me? 25 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:21,749 I'm so sorry, Dwight. 26 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,127 And if you want me to be there, of course I will go. 27 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:28,130 It's just, I have a personal training session. 28 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,799 Okay, that's not... I just can't... 29 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,887 I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. 30 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:36,681 I should've kept my mouth shut. 31 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,224 We 're not even that close. 32 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:41,018 I've only known Dwight 12 years. 33 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:45,314 Twelve years. Time is a son of a bitch. 34 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,363 I'm sure she's in a better place. 35 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,323 I really hope so. 36 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:02,373 Okay, now this is crazy. You can't make a dirtball... 37 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,375 Okay. I miss her so much. 38 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:05,960 You know? 39 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:36,782 Man: There's a bright golden haze on the Meadow 40 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:40,077 a bright golden haze on the Meadow 41 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,042 Zeke's here. Zeke! 42 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:50,046 Hey, Dwight. Mose, mom says hi. 43 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:51,630 Hi to mom. 44 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,383 You going? 45 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:55,760 Will there be ghosts there? 46 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,764 Both: Get in the sidecar. 47 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,891 Get in the sidecar. Get... You get in the sidecar. 48 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,691 What are you doing here? 49 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,444 You invited me. You threw the red dirt in my face. 50 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,821 Oh, yeah. 51 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,448 Who is that? 52 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:19,533 Jeb, my brother. 53 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,994 Mmm-hmm. You have a brother? 54 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,954 I didn't really see a better parking spot. 55 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,873 Oh! 56 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,917 Look what I did. 57 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,378 It's a rental. 58 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,886 You wanna goin? No, you do! 59 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,471 You wanna go in? You wanna go in? 60 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,032 I'll put you in there. Okay, I'll put you. 61 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,808 Here we go. 62 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,268 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! 63 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,940 Oh, gosh. Hey, moon face. 64 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:54,276 Nice to see those shiny little Chinese eyes of yours. 65 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,487 Who's this guy? 66 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:57,655 Bad. 67 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,906 Hi, all! 68 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,032 Why are you here, Todd? 69 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:03,411 Okay, let's get right to it, I guess. 70 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:06,080 My name is Todd packer, and I am in recovery. 71 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:10,376 I'm working the steps. I'm on step eight of alcoholics anonymous, 72 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,753 step nine of narcotics anonymous. 73 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:14,713 I'm here to make amends. 74 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,883 I've been hard to deal with over the past years. 75 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,219 Kind of a jerk. I know it. 76 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,888 I don't need you to accept my apology, 77 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:24,928 but I'd love it if you did. 78 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,435 Packer, we accept. 79 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:32,106 Actually, they have a specific way I need to do this, 80 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,066 and I have to go through examples of stuff. 81 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,527 Okay, where to begin? Hey. 82 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,613 Pam Pam and her pampams. 83 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:43,492 Well, I have said some crude things about those. 84 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,578 But they are beautiful, 85 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:49,165 and I guess that's why I acted out. 86 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,501 Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you 87 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,421 and personified your breasts. 88 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,382 Sorry, guys. 89 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:03,679 Oh, boy. I have not been nice to you. 90 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:09,018 Phylly, I'm sorry for the things I said about your size 91 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:12,062 to your face, behind your back, 92 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,314 and in the form of drawings. 93 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,526 Actually, that goes to all you double xls. Stanley, Kevin, 94 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,279 this kid in a few years. 95 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,909 Todd, you're just saying insults in the form of an apology. 96 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,203 Why can't I just be nice? 97 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:31,916 Truth is, I really like you guys. I really do. 98 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:35,794 Okay, the apology's just half of it. 99 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:38,005 The big thing is making amends, 100 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,840 and that's why I brought these. 101 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,509 I went out to the steamtown mall, 102 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,012 and I got you all cupcakes from that place nipples. 103 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,264 Think it's called nibbles. Todd: Ha! 104 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,600 The mind sees what itwants to, huh? 105 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,519 Hmm. Oh. 106 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,562 There you go. 107 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,528 Hey, hey, guys. Wait. 108 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,696 Before we accept these cupcakes, 109 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,199 I think we need to have a conversation privately 110 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,283 in the conference room. 111 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,702 Don't eat the cupcake. 112 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:16,627 We are here today to join this woman and the ground. 113 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:22,258 Man is born of woman, and his life is full ofturmoil. 114 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,472 It's crap soil. Nothing's gonna grow here. 115 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,766 It doesn't matter. It's a cemetery. 116 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,935 Yeah, well, I'm saying it's garbage so”, that's all. 117 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,163 Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies. 118 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,106 That's fine, 'cause they're not gonna grow. 119 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,233 Well, I thank god they're not, 120 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,818 because we don't wanna make zombies. 121 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,696 Good. I agree. Don't worry about it. You won't get any. 122 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,365 Would the family care to say something? 123 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,205 You had black hair and then gray hair. 124 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,210 You were the aunt to my cousins. 125 00:06:58,294 --> 00:07:00,337 Most of your life, you were 5'4". 126 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:02,464 At the end, you were 5'1". 127 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,847 They're a descriptive people. 128 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:13,535 I see you started without me. 129 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:14,602 You were late, 130 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,395 so... what am I supposed to do? 131 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,105 Hi, Fanny. How are you? Hey. 132 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,273 Oscar: Who is that? 133 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,500 Zeke: Dwight's sister. 134 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,067 Yeah. Dwight has a sister? 135 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,154 She's beautiful. 136 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,739 Blech. 137 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:30,451 Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years. 138 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,537 What is this? Oh, god. 139 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,789 Just... Whatdid you... 140 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:38,792 Henry. 141 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:39,877 Dwight. 142 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,588 I see Esther's back in town. 143 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,048 Hi, Dwight. 144 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,132 Hi, Esther. 145 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,592 Nice of you to come today. 146 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,385 This was on the way. 147 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,805 We're going into town after. I need yarn. 148 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,267 Well, if you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, 149 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:58,520 why use two motions to slaughter those chickens? 150 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,775 We're at a funeral. There's a funeral going on here. 151 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,068 Okay. Okay. 152 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,444 Anyone mention her height? 153 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:07,738 Land size? 154 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:15,371 Shirley, at 1,600 acres, you have the largest farm in the area, 155 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:18,040 sharing borders with six other farms, 156 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,751 including my own farm and your nephew Dwight's. 157 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,005 Okay. 158 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:31,053 So, let's get it going. 159 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:34,723 Would you want to do the honors? 160 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,350 Oh, right, uh, 161 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,435 you know, I don't think we have to do this. 162 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,312 We schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor 163 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:43,107 to tell us who's alive and who's dead. 164 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,692 But there was an unlucky streak 165 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,735 of burying some heavy sleepers. 166 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:49,530 And when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks 167 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,032 on the inside of some of the coffins, 168 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:53,867 we decided to make sure that our dead 169 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,870 were completely dead, out of kindness. 170 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,380 That's it for me. 171 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,943 I don't think we should eat packer's cupcakes. 172 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,111 We can't give him the satisfaction. 173 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,177 I agree. 174 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,722 Even though that place has a way of making those cupcakes 175 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,057 so they're dense but they're also really fluffy. 176 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:19,476 We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. 177 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,521 He was awful to us. And he still is. 178 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,566 How much is a cupcake, $2.50? 179 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:26,929 Is that the price of our dignity? 180 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:30,738 $3.75 a cupcake actually, $3.67 if you buy a dozen. 181 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,450 I never forget a number. Names, in one ear and out the other. 182 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,911 Places, nope. Faces, that's rich. 183 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,664 But numbers, I have a gift. 184 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,251 I guess that's why I'm an accountant. 185 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,130 Hey, man, I don't think we've met. I'm Clark. 186 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:53,260 Oh. I'm Todd. Sorry for calling you a fat little runt earlier. 187 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,763 You didn't actually say that. 188 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,556 No? 189 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,559 Wow! I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing 190 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,922 for thoughts that are in my head. 191 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,812 Hmm. 192 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:09,902 I have a crazy feeling that you are really gonna like this. 193 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,613 Maybe we should eat the cupcakes. 194 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,406 Haven't we done enough to packer? 195 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,742 I mean, we've sent him down to Florida on a prank, 196 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,951 and you did fire him. 197 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,286 I did. I did, yes. 198 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,663 And it was purely political. He did nothing wrong. 199 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,332 Would any of you be saying any of this 200 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,815 if the cupcakes were from supermart? 201 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,376 Do they even have a bakery anymore? 202 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,128 They do. It's awful! 203 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,255 And it's getting worse every day. 204 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,591 So, it really is just about the cupcakes. 205 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,178 Wow, you're right. It is just about the cupcakes. 206 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:40,724 So, we're all agreed no one touches those cupcakes? 207 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,268 Okay. Okay. 208 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,229 Packer can go to hell. 209 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,526 Thank you for coming to my funeral. 210 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,445 As I gaze at life's big sunset, 211 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,740 I can't help but wonder where it all went wrong. 212 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,952 You've all disappointed me greatly. 213 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,788 Fanny, a single mama in the city. 214 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,872 Thank you. 215 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,416 Jeb, a street pusher. 216 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,835 Afterl left the army, 217 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:11,505 I bought a 9-acre worm farm from a californian. 218 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:17,469 Turns out "worm" means something else out there, 219 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:22,474 and I am now in the business of 220 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,351 pain management. 221 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,271 Or the smoking of pain management. 222 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,525 I can't stand the fact that Jeb is a pot farmer. 223 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,443 He could've grown anything. 224 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,445 Anything in the world. 225 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,949 He used to talk about growing a peanut-grape hybrid. 226 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,994 One plant, one sandwich. 227 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,829 We can't just sit by 228 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,915 and watch our family farm disappear. 229 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,544 So, here are my terms. Dwight, Fanny, Jeb, 230 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:55,966 if you come back home, I will leave you my farm. 231 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,718 So, there you have it. 232 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,386 Fanny: Is she crazy? 233 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,888 Fanny: Dwight? Jeb: Dwight? Buddy? 234 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,890 Fanny: No, no, no. Jeb: Snap out of it. 235 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,053 Jeb: Dwight! 236 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,062 Let's do this. Let's run aunt Shirley's farm. 237 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,439 I'm in. Boom! 238 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,958 No, no, no. I'm not moving back here. 239 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,001 Are you crazy? Of course you are. 240 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,319 Look, I don't wanna be mean, or insulting. 241 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,462 I know that you like it here. 242 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,614 But, Dwight, it's just that farm life 243 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,326 lacks a certain sort of sophistication... 244 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,689 Oh, my god... that cammie and I 245 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,245 are drawn to. 246 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,748 I don't know, the men are just... 247 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,668 It's almost like there's a willing ignorance. 248 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,546 Yes, I... thank you for asking me. 249 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,966 I actually have written a little bit of poetry. That's crazy. 250 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,469 And I was recently published. 251 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,931 Which is just... Maybe I have... yep, I do. 252 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,517 Here it is, from the hartfordwomens iitquarterly.Com. 253 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397 "A willing ignorance" by Fanny schrute. 254 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,526 Totally. Yep. 255 00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,364 The people here are like A fart. 256 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,008 You know what I'm saying? Like a fart. 257 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,285 You know what? Let's take a couple of nights and stay here 258 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,079 and think about aunt Shirley's offer. 259 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,622 Couple of nights couldn't hurt. 260 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,433 Somehow I think a couple of nights could hurt. 261 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,625 You will say yes on one. 262 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,253 Five, four, three, two... Get ready to say yes. One! 263 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,089 Yes! Absolutely! 264 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,969 Growing up with Dwight and mose was not easy. 265 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,890 Dwight was obviously the cool one, and mose was the visionary, 266 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,518 which left me to be the comedian. 267 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,767 That doesn't work on me... 268 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,313 Okay... by the way. It's not... 269 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,778 Very clever. Okay. Oui! 270 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,741 Oui. Oh, my goodness. 271 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,495 All: When we arrive, sons and daughters 272 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:52,249 we'll make our homes on the water 273 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,709 we'll build our... 274 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,295 People underestimate the power of nostalgia. 275 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,463 If baseball can use it 276 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,674 to get people to care about that worthless sport, 277 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:04,386 then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm. 278 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,514 Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. 279 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,558 Second only to the neck. 280 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,645 All: When we arrive, sons and daughters 281 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:17,149 we'll make our homes on the water 282 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,610 we 'ii build our walls aluminum 283 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:25,449 we'll fill our mouths with cinnamon now 284 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,430 Fanny: So, I forgot about this old custom. 285 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,711 If a man is interested in courting a woman, 286 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,673 he may throw the beaks of a crow at her. 287 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,426 And then if she's interested in accepting the courtship, 288 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,720 she has to destroy the beaks. 289 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,023 All: When we arrive, sons and daughters 290 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,276 we'll make our homes on the water 291 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,072 we 'ii build our walls aluminum 292 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,325 we'll fill our mouths with cinnamon... 293 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,785 Hey, 294 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,746 I just wanna say I'm sorry for screwing you. 295 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,164 I'm not sorry about it. 296 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,248 I am. 297 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,584 It was my rock bottom. 298 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,549 Kevin, you can do this. 299 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,759 You don't know that. 300 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,637 Kevin, let's think of something to distract us. 301 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,305 Like the movie skyfall. 302 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,140 You loved the movie skyfall, right? 303 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,517 Angela: Mmm-hmm. 304 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,268 James Bond was a spy. 305 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,062 Yes, he was a good spy. 306 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,481 Yeah. He was the best. 307 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,109 James Bond would love this cupcake. 308 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,695 Hey, you know what, it was great to see you all again. 309 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,365 Take care. 310 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,496 I am going through a 12-step program. 311 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,748 I'm currently on step zero, 312 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,334 which is have a Load of fun. 313 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,879 I spent six hours 314 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,132 carefully removing the frosting 315 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:09,302 and then layering in a variety of drugs, some legal, some not, 316 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,472 some laxative, some constipating. 317 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:17,519 You don't fire the packman and expect to get away with it. 318 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,022 Guys, I'm proud of us. 319 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,942 I think we did the right thing. Hey! 320 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,278 What, Pam? Wait! 321 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,446 He's gone. It's just a cupcake now. 322 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,032 No, no! It's the principle of the thing. 323 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:35,829 Oh, my god. Iforgive him so much. 324 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,916 Andy: Whoa, is he choking? Pam: Kevin? 325 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,639 That was fantastic. 326 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,107 Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them? 327 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,234 Yes, very. You really need to stand back. 328 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,598 'Cause these are killer chickens. 329 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,739 I was just asking you something I didn't know. 330 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,866 Which is fine, and you learned something. 331 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,389 But it was kind of a stupid question, 332 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,211 so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit. 333 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,628 Are we gonna eat these today? 334 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,546 If you want. 335 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,302 Is that a guillotine? 336 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,387 This? No. 337 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,765 That'd be cool though. It's for milking. 338 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,644 That's a cow? 339 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,314 Did you just ask me if this was a cow? 340 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,860 What are you doing now? 341 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,571 Come here. Come on. 342 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,952 Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. 343 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,374 There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. 344 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,834 Really pull, use some muscle. Draw the milk out. 345 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,253 All right, going all right? 346 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,755 I don't know. 347 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,092 Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy? 348 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,343 I don't know any of that. 349 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,222 Okay, you suck at this. Gimme those teats. 350 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,935 Didn't your father teach you anything? 351 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,937 I never met him. 352 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,608 Good morning, Erin. Hey. 353 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,742 Hey, everybody. I decided to eat my cupcake. 354 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,595 I thought about it last night. 355 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,246 I talked to Jim, I talked to my sister, 356 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:45,542 and I think that as long as Todd packer doesn't know, it's okay. 357 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,753 I don't care what you do, Pam, just please stop making noise. 358 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:49,963 Phyllis! 359 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,464 Packer laced the cupcakes. 360 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,342 Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned? 361 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,760 Some of us got both. 362 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,096 Pam: Oh, my god! Is everyone okay? 363 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,307 Last night, I got out all of my old dolls 364 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,559 and played with them on the living room roor. 365 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,438 Then I ordered 10 American girl outfits online. 366 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,857 It was thousands of dollars. 367 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,484 Vveh, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. 368 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,194 I got the toilet. 369 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,696 Me too. 370 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,407 I went Christmas caroling, in march, 371 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,743 and I fertilized some bushes along the way. 372 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,371 - So, not my best night. - But not my worst night. 373 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,915 Oh! What did you do, Andy? 374 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,255 Andy: Last night! Oh, god. 375 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,300 I don't know. Nothing, really. 376 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,719 Andy: Kevin? Kevin: Why would you ask me? 377 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,929 Andy: I'm not... I just... I don't know. 378 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,140 Andy: No. 379 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:48,063 Gosh, actually, it is hard to recall. 380 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,648 Pretty normal night. 381 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,110 Kevin: My night was just like that. 382 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,904 Yup. Okay. 383 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,448 Kevin: Meaning normal. 384 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,077 An dy: Yeah, I didn't see you last night at all. 385 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,205 Kevin: Nope, I did not see you either. 386 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,628 Wow! He is officially the worst human being. 387 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,799 But, Kevin, that's... 388 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,052 Yeah, no, I understand, Pam. I understand. 389 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,555 No. Oh. 390 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,225 So, that's it. I just wanted to make amends. 391 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,066 That's big of you, man. Takes a lot of courage. 392 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,401 Ooh. 393 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,485 Red veret. 394 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,363 I should apologize too. It's okay. 395 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,616 I'm over it. 396 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,302 This is no 9-acre worm farm. 397 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,972 This is a beast. 398 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,016 Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job. 399 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,686 Not it. Not it. 400 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,321 Ifyour kid doesn't put in some farm time, he's gonna stay like that. 401 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,157 All right, fine.