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Hold it!

2
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New glasses.

3
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Dwight, what a ridiculous,
fancy clown you are.

4
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I am dressed according to
the schrute codes of mourning.

5
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My aunt Shirley has died.

6
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Oh! Dwight, I'm so sorry.
Were you guys close?

7
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I would say that she raised me,

8
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but let's not kid each
other. I raised myself.

9
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She was, however, the
closest thing I had to a mother.

10
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My actual mother was
very cold and distant.

11
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I'd say she was the closest
thing I had to an aunt.

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My condolences.

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Keep them! Jim: Okay.

14
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Now, what do we got
in these two pails?

15
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In keeping with schrute custom,

16
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I will either invite you
to Saturday's funeral

17
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by sprinkling red,
fertile dirt in your face,

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or I will ask you to keep a respectful
distance during my time of grief

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with a dusting of black,
slightly acidic soil.

20
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What color is it?

21
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It looks pretty black.

22
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(Spits)

23
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Yep. Acidic all right.

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Oh, thank god.

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Excuse me?

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I'm so sorry, Dwight.

27
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And if you want me to be
there, of course I will go.

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It's just, I have a
personal training session.

29
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Okay, that's not...
I just can't...

30
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I get red dirt.
Nobody is getting red dirt.

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I should've kept my mouth shut.

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We 're not even that close.

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I've only known Dwight 12 years.

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Twelve years.
Time is a son of a bitch.

35
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I'm sure
she's in a better place.

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I really hope so.

37
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Okay, now this is crazy.
You can't make a dirtball...

38
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Okay. I miss her so much.

39
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You know?

40
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(Sighs)

41
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(Screams)

42
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Man: (Singing) There's a
bright golden haze on the Meadow

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a bright golden
haze on the Meadow

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(motorcycle approaching)

45
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Zeke's here. Zeke!

46
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Hey, Dwight. Mose, mom says hi.

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Hi to mom.

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You going?

49
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Will there be ghosts there?

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(Sighs)

51
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Both: Get in the sidecar.

52
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Get in the sidecar. Get...
You get in the sidecar.

53
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(Sighs) (Clears throat)

54
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What are you doing here?

55
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You invited me. You
threw the red dirt in my face.

56
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Oh, yeah.

57
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(Honhng) Who is that?

58
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Jeb, my brother.

59
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Mmm-hmm. You have a brother?

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I didn't really see
a better parking spot.

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Oh! (Music playing)

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Look what I did.

63
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(Jeb grunts) (Car door closes)

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It's a rental.

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(Both grunt)

66
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You wanna goin? No, you do!

67
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You wanna go in?
You wanna go in?

68
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I'll put you in there.
Okay, I'll put you.

69
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Here we go. (Grunts) (Screams)

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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle!

71
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Oh, gosh. Hey, moon face.

72
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Nice to see those shiny
little Chinese eyes of yours.

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Who's this guy?

74
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Bad.

75
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Hi, all!

76
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Why are you here, Todd?

77
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Okay, let's get
right to it, I guess.

78
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My name is Todd packer,
and I am in recovery.

79
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I'm working the steps. I'm on
step eight of alcoholics anonymous,

80
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step nine of
narcotics anonymous.

81
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I'm here to make amends.

82
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I've been hard to deal
with over the past years.

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Kind of a jerk. I know it.

84
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I don't need you
to accept my apology,

85
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but I'd love it if you did.

86
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Packer, we accept.

87
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(Women protest)

88
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Actually, they have a
specific way I need to do this,

89
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and I have to go
through examples of stuff.

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Okay, where to begin? Hey.

91
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Pam Pam and her pampams.

92
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Well, I have said some
crude things about those.

93
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But they are beautiful,

94
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and I guess that's
why I acted out.

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Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you

96
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and personified your breasts.

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Sorry, guys.

98
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Oh, boy. (Sighs) I
have not been nice to you.

99
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Phylly, I'm sorry for the
things I said about your size

100
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to your face, behind your back,

101
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and in the form of drawings.

102
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Actually, that goes to all you
double xls. Stanley, Kevin,

103
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this kid in a few years.

104
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Todd, you're just saying
insults in the form of an apology.

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Why can't I just be nice?

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Truth is, I really like
you guys. I really do.

107
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Okay, the apology's
just half of it.

108
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The big thing is making amends,

109
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and that's why I brought these.

110
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I went out to
the steamtown mall,

111
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and I got you all cupcakes
from that place nipples.

112
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Think it's called nibbles.
Todd: Ha!

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The mind sees
what itwants to, huh?

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Hmm. Oh.

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There you go.

116
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Hey, hey, guys. Wait.

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Before we accept these cupcakes,

118
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I think we need to
have a conversation privately

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in the conference room.

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Don't eat the cupcake.

121
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We are here today to join
this woman and the ground.

122
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Man is born of woman,
and his life is full ofturmoil.

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(Scoffs)

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It's crap soil. Nothing's
gonna grow here.

125
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It doesn't matter.
It's a cemetery.

126
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Yeah, well, I'm saying
it's garbage so”, that's all.

127
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Well, the only thing we're
planting here is dead bodies.

128
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That's fine, 'cause
they're not gonna grow.

129
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Well, I thank god they're not,

130
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because we don't
wanna make zombies.

131
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Good. I agree. Don't worry
about it. You won't get any.

132
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Would the family
care to say something?

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You had black hair
and then gray hair.

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You were the aunt to my cousins.

135
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Most of your life,
you were 5'4".

136
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At the end, you were 5'1".

137
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They're a descriptive people.

138
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(Whispers) I see you
started without me.

139
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You were late,

140
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so... what am I supposed to do?

141
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Hi, Fanny. How are you? Hey.

142
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Oscar: Who is that?

143
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Zeke: (Whispers)
Dwight's sister.

144
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Yeah. Dwight has a sister?

145
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She's beautiful.

146
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Blech. (Scoffs)

147
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Hello, little man. Haven't
seen you in a few years.

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What is this? Oh, god.

149
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(Whispers) Just...
Whatdid you...

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Henry.

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Dwight.

152
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I see Esther's back in town.

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Hi, Dwight.

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Hi, Esther.

155
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Nice of you to come today.

156
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This was on the way.

157
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We're going into
town after. I need yarn.

158
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Well, if you can snap two
chicken necks with a single motion,

159
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why use two motions
to slaughter those chickens?

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(Dwight laughs)

161
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We're at a funeral. There's
a funeral going on here.

162
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Okay. Okay.

163
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Anyone mention her height?

164
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Land size?

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(Sighs)

166
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Shirley, at 1,600 acres, you
have the largest farm in the area,

167
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sharing borders
with six other farms,

168
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including my own farm
and your nephew Dwight's.

169
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Okay.

170
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So, let's get it going.

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Would you want to do the honors?

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Oh, right, uh,

173
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you know, I don't think
we have to do this.

174
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We schrutes don't need
some Harvard doctor

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to tell us who's
alive and who's dead.

176
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But there was an unlucky streak

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of burying some heavy sleepers.

178
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And when grave robbers
discovered some scratch marks

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on the inside
of some of the coffins,

180
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we decided to make
sure that our dead

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were completely dead,
out of kindness.

182
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That's it for me.

183
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,943
I don't think we should
eat packer's cupcakes.

184
00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,111
We can't give him the
satisfaction. (Exhales)

185
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I agree.

186
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Even though that place has a
way of making those cupcakes

187
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so they're dense but
they're also really fluffy.

188
00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:19,476
We can't let him buy our
forgiveness with cupcakes.

189
00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,521
He was awful to us.
And he still is.

190
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,566
How much is a cupcake, $2.50?

191
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:26,929
Is that the price
of our dignity?

192
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$3.75 a cupcake actually,
$3.67 if you buy a dozen.

193
00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,450
I never forget a number. Names,
in one ear and out the other.

194
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Places, nope.
Faces, that's rich.

195
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,664
But numbers, I have a gift.

196
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I guess that's why
I'm an accountant.

197
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Hey, man, I don't think
we've met. I'm Clark.

198
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Oh. I'm Todd. Sorry for
calling you a fat little runt earlier.

199
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You didn't actually say that.

200
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,556
No?

201
00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,559
Wow! I'm in this mode now
where I'm apologizing

202
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,922
for thoughts
that are in my head.

203
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,812
(Chuckles) Hmm. (Chuckles)

204
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:09,902
I have a crazy feeling that
you are really gonna like this.

205
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,613
Maybe we should
eat the cupcakes.

206
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,406
Haven't we done
enough to packer?

207
00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,742
I mean, we've sent him
down to Florida on a prank,

208
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,951
and you did fire him.

209
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,286
I did. I did, yes.

210
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,663
And it was purely political.
He did nothing wrong.

211
00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,332
Would any of you be
saying any of this

212
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,815
if the cupcakes
were from supermart?

213
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,376
Do they even have
a bakery anymore?

214
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,128
They do. It's awful!

215
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,255
And it's getting
worse every day.

216
00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,591
So, it really is just
about the cupcakes.

217
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,178
Wow, you're right. It is
just about the cupcakes.

218
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:40,724
So, we're all agreed no
one touches those cupcakes?

219
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,268
Okay. Okay.

220
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,229
Packer can go to hell.

221
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,526
Thank you for
coming to my funeral.

222
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,445
As I gaze at life's big sunset,

223
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,740
I can't help but wonder
where it all went wrong.

224
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,952
You've all
disappointed me greatly.

225
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,788
Fanny, a single mama
in the city.

226
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,872
Thank you.

227
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,416
Jeb, a street pusher.

228
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,835
Afterl left the army,

229
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:11,505
I bought a 9-acre worm
farm from a californian.

230
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:17,469
Turns out "worm" means
something else out there,

231
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:22,474
and I am now in the business of

232
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,351
pain management.

233
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,271
Or the smoking of
pain management.

234
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,525
I can't stand the fact
that Jeb is a pot farmer.

235
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,443
He could've grown anything.

236
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,445
Anything in the world.

237
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,949
He used to talk about
growing a peanut-grape hybrid.

238
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,994
One plant, one sandwich.

239
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,829
We can't just sit by

240
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,915
and watch
our family farm disappear.

241
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,544
So, here are my terms.
Dwight, Fanny, Jeb,

242
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:55,966
if you come back home,
I will leave you my farm.

243
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,718
So, there you have it.

244
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,386
Fanny: Is she crazy?

245
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,888
Fanny: Dwight?
Jeb: Dwight? Buddy?

246
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,890
Fanny: No, no, no.
Jeb: Snap out of it.

247
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,053
Jeb: Dwight! (Snaps finger)

248
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,062
Let's do this. Let's
run aunt Shirley's farm.

249
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,439
I'm in. Boom!

250
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,958
No, no, no.
I'm not moving back here.

251
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,001
Are you crazy?
Of course you are.

252
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,319
Look, I don't wanna
be mean, or insulting.

253
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,462
I know that you like it here.

254
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,614
But, Dwight,
it's just that farm life

255
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,326
lacks a certain sort
of sophistication...

256
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,689
Oh, my god... that cammie and I

257
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,245
are drawn to. (Sighs)

258
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,748
I don't know,
the men are just...

259
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,668
(Sighs) It's almost like
there's a willing ignorance.

260
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,546
Yes, I... thank you
for asking me.

261
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,966
I actually have written a
little bit of poetry. That's crazy.

262
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,469
And I was recently published.

263
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,931
Which is just...
Maybe I have... yep, I do.

264
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,517
Here it is, from the
hartfordwomens iitquarterly.Com.

265
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397
"A willing ignorance"
by Fanny schrute.

266
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,526
Totally. Yep.

267
00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,364
The people here are like
(Mimics farting) A fart.

268
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,008
You know what I'm saying?
Like a fart.

269
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,285
You know what? Let's take a
couple of nights and stay here

270
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,079
and think about
aunt Shirley's offer.

271
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,622
Couple of nights couldn't hurt.

272
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,433
Somehow I think a
couple of nights could hurt.

273
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,625
You will say yes on one.

274
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,253
Five, four, three, two...
Get ready to say yes. One!

275
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,089
Yes! Absolutely!

276
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,969
Growing up with Dwight
and mose was not easy.

277
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,890
Dwight was obviously the cool
one, and mose was the visionary,

278
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,518
which left me to
be the comedian.

279
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,767
That doesn't work on me...

280
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,313
Okay... by the way. It's not...

281
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,273
(Counting in French)

282
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,318
(Dwight speaking French)
(Fanny chuckles)

283
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,778
Very clever. Okay. Oui!

284
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,197
(Both speaking French) (Grunts)

285
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,741
Oui. Oh, my goodness.

286
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,495
All: (Singing) When we
arrive, sons and daughters

287
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:52,249
we'll make
our homes on the water

288
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,709
we'll build our...

289
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,295
People underestimate
the power of nostalgia.

290
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,463
If baseball can use it

291
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,674
to get people to care
about that worthless sport,

292
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:04,386
then I can use it to get my
siblings to care about the farm.

293
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,514
Nostalgia is truly one of the
great human weaknesses.

294
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,558
Second only to the neck.

295
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,645
All: (Singing) When we
arrive, sons and daughters

296
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:17,149
we'll make our
homes on the water

297
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,610
we 'ii build our walls aluminum

298
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:25,449
we'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon now

299
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,430
Fanny: So, I forgot about
this old custom.

300
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,711
If a man is interested
in courting a woman,

301
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,673
he may throw
the beaks of a crow at her.

302
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,426
And then if she's interested
in accepting the courtship,

303
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,720
she has to destroy the beaks.

304
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,023
All: (Singing) When we
arrive, sons and daughters

305
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,276
we'll make our
homes on the water

306
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,072
we 'ii build our walls aluminum

307
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,325
we'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon...

308
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,785
Hey,

309
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,746
I just wanna say
I'm sorry for screwing you.

310
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,164
I'm not sorry about it.

311
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,248
I am.

312
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,584
It was my rock bottom.

313
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,549
Kevin, you can do this.

314
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,759
You don't know that.

315
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,637
Kevin, let's think of
something to distract us.

316
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,305
Like the movie skyfall.

317
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,140
You loved the movie
skyfall, right?

318
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,517
Angela: Mmm-hmm.

319
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,268
James Bond was a spy.

320
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,062
Yes, he was a good spy.

321
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,481
Yeah. He was the best.

322
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,109
James Bond would
love this cupcake.

323
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,695
Hey, you know what, it was
great to see you all again.

324
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,365
Take care.

325
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,496
I am going through
a 12-step program.

326
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,748
I'm currently on step zero,

327
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,334
which is have
a (bleeps) Load of fun.

328
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,879
I spent six hours

329
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,132
carefully removing the frosting

330
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:09,302
and then layering in a variety
of drugs, some legal, some not,

331
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,472
some laxative,
some constipating.

332
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:17,519
You don't fire the packman
and expect to get away with it.

333
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,022
Guys, I'm proud of us.

334
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,942
I think we did
the right thing. Hey!

335
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,278
What, Pam? Wait!

336
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,446
He's gone. It's just
a cupcake now.

337
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,032
No, no! It's the
principle of the thing.

338
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:35,829
Oh, my god.
Iforgive him so much.

339
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,831
(Kevin chokes)

340
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,916
Andy: Whoa, is he
choking? Pam: Kevin?

341
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,639
That was fantastic.

342
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,107
Is it dangerous to take
the eggs in front of them?

343
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,234
Yes, very. You really
need to stand back.

344
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,598
'Cause these are
killer chickens.

345
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,739
I was just asking you
something I didn't know.

346
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,866
Which is fine,
and you learned something.

347
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,389
But it was kind of
a stupid question,

348
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,095
so you're gonna get
made fun of a little bit.

349
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,704
(Clears throat)

350
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,628
Are we gonna eat these today?

351
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,546
If you want.

352
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,006
(Bleating)

353
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,302
Is that a guillotine?

354
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,387
This? No.

355
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,765
That'd be cool though.
It's for milking.

356
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,644
That's a cow?

357
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,314
Did you just ask me
if this was a cow?

358
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,860
What are you doing now?

359
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,571
Come here. Come on.

360
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,952
Grab a teat with
each hand. Sit down.

361
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,374
There you go. Squeeze
from top to bottom.

362
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,834
Really pull, use some
muscle. Draw the milk out.

363
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,253
All right, going all right?

364
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,755
I don't know.

365
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,092
Well, is the udder hot?
Is the milk clumpy?

366
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,343
I don't know any of that.

367
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,222
Okay, you suck at this.
Gimme those teats.(Grunts)

368
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:19,808
(Sighs)

369
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,935
Didn't your father
teach you anything?

370
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,937
I never met him.

371
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,608
Good morning, Erin. Hey.

372
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,742
Hey, everybody. I
decided to eat my cupcake.

373
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,595
I thought about it last night.

374
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,246
I talked to Jim,
I talked to my sister,

375
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:45,542
and I think that as long as Todd
packer doesn't know, it's okay.

376
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,753
I don't care what you do, Pam,
just please stop making noise.

377
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:49,963
Phyllis!

378
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,464
Packer laced the cupcakes.

379
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,342
Did you get diarrhea
or were you stoned?

380
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,760
Some of us got both.

381
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,096
Pam: Oh, my god!
Is everyone okay?

382
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,307
Last night, I got out
all of my old dolls

383
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,559
and played with them
on the living room roor.

384
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,438
Then I ordered 10
American girl outfits online.

385
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,857
It was thousands of dollars.

386
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,484
Vveh, count
yourself lucky, Phyllis.

387
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,194
I got the toilet.

388
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,696
Me too.

389
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,407
I went Christmas caroling,
in march,

390
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,743
and I fertilized some
bushes along the way.

391
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,371
So, not my best night.
(Inhales) But not my worst night.

392
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,915
Oh! (Sighs)
What did you do, Andy?

393
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,255
Andy: Last night! Oh, god.

394
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,300
I don't know. Nothing, really.
(Chuckles)

395
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,719
Andy: Kevin? Kevin:
Why would you ask me?

396
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,929
Andy: I'm not...
I just... I don't know.

397
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,056
(Both scream)

398
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,140
Andy: No. (Music playing)

399
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:48,063
Gosh, actually,
it is hard to recall.

400
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,648
Pretty normal night.

401
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,110
Kevin:
My night was just like that.

402
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,904
Yup. Okay.

403
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,448
Kevin: Meaning normal. (Tearing)

404
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,077
An dy: Yeah, I didn't see
you last night at all.

405
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,205
Kevin: Nope,
I did not see you either.

406
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,956
(Exhales)

407
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,628
Wow! He is officially
the worst human being.

408
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,799
But, Kevin, that's...

409
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,052
Yeah, no, I understand,
Pam. I understand.

410
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,555
No. Oh.

411
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,225
So, that's it. I just wanted
to make amends. (Sighs)

412
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,066
That's big of you, man.
Takes a lot of courage.

413
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,401
Ooh.

414
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,485
Red veret.

415
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,363
I should apologize too.
It's okay.

416
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,616
I'm over it.

417
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:58,842
(Grunts)

418
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,302
This is no 9-acre worm farm.

419
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,972
This is a beast.

420
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,016
Whoever's managing this thing
is gonna have a hell of a job.

421
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,686
Not it. Not it.

422
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,321
Ifyour kid doesn't put in some
farm time, he's gonna stay like that.

423
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,157
All right, fine. (Chuckles)