1 00:00:03,713 --> 00:00:04,922 Uh-oh. 2 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:06,257 She's doing it again. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,510 Phyllis has gotten into audio books. 4 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,096 And lately she's been listening to fifty shades of grey, 5 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:16,559 which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about, um... 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,603 Yeah. It's porn. 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:25,443 Seriously? This is unacceptable. 8 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,296 It's officially a hostile work environment. 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,362 Why? 10 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:30,090 Somebodyjust needs to get her attention, 11 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:31,834 tell her it's not okay to do this in public. 12 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,659 Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog 13 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:35,161 off a pillow once, and I got bit. 14 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:37,455 Just ignore her. Sooner or later, she'll finish. 15 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,641 - Dwight: Oh, Meredith! - Good lord. 16 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,666 What? 17 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,001 Phyllis is masturbating. 18 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,295 In the office right now as we speak. 19 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:46,255 Can we skip the color commentary 20 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:48,099 and just have Andy go out there and fire her? 21 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:49,842 He can't do that. 22 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:53,429 Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. 23 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,766 Doesn't become a violation till she physically acts on it. 24 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,369 How do you propose that... Andy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 25 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,395 Why is Phyllis so aroused? 26 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,189 She's listening to fifty shades of grey. 27 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,692 Well, there you go. That's muy caliente. 28 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,153 Okay, you are useless. I'll take care of this. 29 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,159 What the hell? 30 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,036 It's okay, guys. She's no longer horny. 31 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:18,871 Andy: Excuse me, dirty birdie. 32 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:19,997 What? 33 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,717 You can have this back at the end of the day. 34 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:24,669 Okay. 35 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,558 Clark, I need your advice. 36 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,227 I'm having some lady troubles. 37 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,688 What's her name? Esther brueger. 38 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:44,939 Sweet. 39 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,275 Lives on the neighboring farm. 85 acres. 40 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,693 Yeah. Keep talking. 41 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,446 Well, we've been out three times. There has been physicality. 42 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:53,840 The thing is, we were hanging out 43 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:54,967 with her father the other night, 44 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,791 looking at a farm catalogue, next thing I know 45 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,619 he wants to lease a tractor with me. 46 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,204 Oh! 47 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,040 What do you think? 48 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,668 The same thing that you think. 49 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:09,046 Long-term tractor leases can put pressure on a relationship. 50 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:11,817 God, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now. 51 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:12,883 Something in the air. 52 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,010 Here you go. 53 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,053 And good for you, Dwight. 54 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,638 I'm so glad you found someone. 55 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,099 I bet she's got kind eyes. 56 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:23,686 Dwight is dating a Brussels sprout farmer named Esther. 57 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,480 She's coming here this afternoon with her father. 58 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:29,108 Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart. 59 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:37,908 Cece has been calling me Pamela. Like, four times this week. 60 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,118 Oh, man! 61 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:42,053 I wonder if she'll start calling you Jim. 62 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,497 Oh, boy! Please don't. 63 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:44,582 Pam: / know. 64 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,709 Let's not let that happen. 65 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,299 What was I gonna... What was I gonna say? 66 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:54,735 You know, your assistant told me 67 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:57,011 that you have a big pitch meeting today. 68 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,597 With Ryan Howard. How did that happen? 69 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,850 Not that Ryan Howard. The Phillies' first baseman. 70 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,769 Oh, okay. Jim: Yeah, yeah. 71 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:05,936 Exactly. 72 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:10,775 Okay. Well... 73 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,819 Yeah. So, I'll talk to you later? 74 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,654 Yeah, sounds good. Okay. Yup. Okay, great. 75 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:17,073 Bye. 76 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:26,957 What's going on? Did gangnam style put out a new song? 77 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,293 There's a promo for the documentary on the web. 78 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:32,171 Play it again. 79 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,385 Announcer: The boss. 80 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:39,678 There's Michael. 81 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,847 Announcer: The workers. 82 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:47,353 The lives. 83 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,273 The loves. 84 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:55,945 The people. 85 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,701 The paper. 86 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,837 The office: An American workplace. 87 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,757 Coming soon on wvia. 88 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:22,972 You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes, and everything changes. 89 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,516 This is a documentary? 90 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:26,934 Oh! 91 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:31,105 I always thought we were, like, specimens in a human zoo. 92 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,981 Did you see this? 93 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:47,538 Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer. 94 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,297 Oh, mygod isthatyouandjhn? Uh-huh. 95 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:57,840 Jeez! 96 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,342 You fell in love with that hair? Really? 97 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:03,846 Clark: Yikes! 98 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,223 That is awful. 99 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,518 It wasn't so bad. 100 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,395 Guys, are you reading the online comments? 101 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,522 Somebody commented on my banjo playing. 102 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,902 "Banjo at 0:19 is a'ight." Internet, calm down! 103 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,238 I must have really connected with this guy. 104 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,741 I mean, that's a guy's name, right? Chobblegobbler? 105 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,310 Hey, man, how you doing? Jim Halpert. 106 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,668 Nice to meet you. Eat fresh. 107 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:35,878 Hey, man. Darryl. 108 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,063 Hey, man. Ryan. Nice to meet you. 109 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,089 Eat fresh. Eat fresh. 110 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,301 Let's go to the conference room. 111 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:48,974 Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. 112 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,770 Let me see. I know she likes apples and carrots. 113 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,688 I bet she does. 114 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:58,442 I bet she'll eat 'em right out of your hand with those big, strong teeth. 115 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,641 Did I tell you about her teeth? 116 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,821 Hey, Dwight, you have some guests. 117 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:05,267 I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper. 118 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:08,369 Yes. 119 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,329 Dwight: Ah! 120 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,830 The brueger family. Welcome. 121 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,458 Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls. 122 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:18,295 Yes. Esther. You look radiant as always. 123 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:19,463 Thank you. 124 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,343 Angela: I guess men find Esther attractive. 125 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:26,595 I mean, if there are chubby chasers, 126 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:29,640 then there are men that like that thing. 127 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,894 Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. 128 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,480 Some of us have changed so much. 129 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,774 We've all changed. 130 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:44,572 With ourfirm, you'll be building equity 131 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,532 for long after they retire your number. 132 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,159 And we all know baseball does not last forever. 133 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,245 I look at these actors on TV, and I think, 134 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,163 "come on. I can do that." 135 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,331 Right? 136 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,835 Watch this. Eat fresh. 137 00:06:58,502 --> 00:06:59,982 Now, what does that make you think of? 138 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:01,880 Yeah. Subway sandwiches. 139 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,425 How? I didn't say, "subway sandwiches." 140 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:05,968 It's called playing the subtext. 141 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,136 Wow. 142 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,429 I actually wrote a screenplay. 143 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,306 It's called the big piece. 144 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,725 Based on his nickname. I like it already. 145 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,310 Let me guess, it's autobiographical. 146 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,104 Half biopic, half superhero movie. 147 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:19,273 The mild-mannered professional baseball player 148 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,774 Ryan Howard hits a home run... 149 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,098 Jim: Okay... into outer space. 150 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,194 Ball comes back with space dust on it, 151 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:27,698 which transforms him into the big piece. 152 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,700 Jmmlbqifiece. Thespacedust doesit 153 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:30,868 space dust. Okay. 154 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,287 I actually brought some copies of my script, 155 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,810 if you guys want to read it together. 156 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:38,042 Sure, yeah. Hollywood. 157 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,754 All right. Yeah, we're gonna read it. 158 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:42,880 Okay, great. 159 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,091 Andy, are there documentary groupies? 160 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,635 Of course there are. 161 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:48,719 Of course. 162 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,889 A little ironic that I'm gonna be kind of a TV star, 163 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,308 because my last Chad flenderman novel 164 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,977 was based on a murdered TV star. 165 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,064 The small scream. I don't care. 166 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,441 Hey, guys, I just found another promo. 167 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,235 It's in Danish. Woman: Danish? 168 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:06,963 I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark. 169 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:07,988 Oh, my god. 170 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,335 What was that word they said 171 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,253 when they showed me? Skrald mand? 172 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,089 What's that mean in Danish? 173 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,007 "Cool guy"? 174 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:28,133 "Dumpster man." 175 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,095 Cool. Superhero. 176 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,264 What about me? Cloken tre pige. 177 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,517 Tre pige. "3:00 pm. Girl." 178 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:41,188 What? Why would they... Wait a second. Wait a second. 179 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,356 What was that? 180 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,151 I didn't know they were filming then. 181 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,238 It looks like the cameraman was hiding behind the shelves. 182 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,323 Wait, so they were filming all the time, 183 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,741 even when we didn't know it? 184 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,284 Oh, my god. 185 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:02,459 There is much more secret filming than I expected. 186 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,670 But I am fine with it, I mean it. I am. 187 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,981 Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage. 188 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,632 I am a very private person. 189 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,592 I show 'em when I want to show 'em. 190 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:11,802 Who wants a taste? 191 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,554 Boob sauce! Meredith! 192 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,974 Oh, my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping? 193 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,264 Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping 194 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,389 'cause that makes great TV. 195 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,229 Hey. Oscar. 196 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,315 I'm sorry, sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out. 197 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,234 I have been very honest with you guys, 198 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,861 in a way that could seriously impact 199 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,739 the political career of a very good friend of mine. 200 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,324 You're not gonna use any of that, are you? 201 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,368 People, relax. 202 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,746 We are killing it online. 203 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,189 Have you guys checked the comments? 204 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:43,041 Smokethatskinwagon says, "you guys are killing it." 205 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,295 I mean, we're Internet sensations, guys. 206 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,554 I think we need to figure out what's going on. 207 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,425 I mightjust take a little walk. 208 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:55,971 Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea. 209 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,055 Okay. 210 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,576 Oscar: Okay, everyone, turn off your Mikes. 211 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,782 We need to know more. Did those shots have sound? 212 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,617 What exactly did they get on tape? 213 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,911 Isneezed into my hands without using purell 214 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,180 and then dipped into the candyjar. 215 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,205 Did they film that? 216 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,791 My first week here, I sneezed directly into the candyjar 217 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,627 becauselthought I'd get more screen time as a villain. 218 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,962 Pete: Okay, Pam, why don't you visit your buddy, 219 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,086 the crew guy that got fired, find out what they got? 220 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,133 Bnan? Pete: Yeah 221 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,593 yeah, I guess I could. 222 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,888 Hurry, Pam. I need to know how much hellfire is gonna rain down on me. 223 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:39,807 I thought Teri knew about Cynthia. 224 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,142 She does, but neither of them know about Lydia. 225 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,727 All: Oh. 226 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,521 Whoa! 227 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,359 Okay, so what's this lever do? 228 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,237 That manipulates the secondary shaft. 229 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,656 The secondary shaft. Mmm-hmm. 230 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,953 The lift capacity's up to 2,000 pounds. That's a lot of beets. 231 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,538 Let's talk terms. 232 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,958 If you agree to a 40:60 split on this tractor, 233 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,947 I'll store it in one of my barns. 234 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,712 Mr. Brueger, are you trying to take advantage of me 235 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,273 because I'm interested in your daughter? 236 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,508 50:50 split, or no deal. 237 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,802 Esther, get in the truck. 238 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,304 No, wait, okay, wait. 239 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,182 You win. 240 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,812 Let's get the paperwork started. 241 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,276 We should buy an auger together. 242 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,904 Yeah. Yeah, we should do that. 243 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,198 You would be a great one to buy an auger with. 244 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,664 Hello, honey, I just spoke to the TV repairman, 245 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:48,208 and he says we need to keep our tvs turned off 246 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,418 for a couple of months. 247 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,961 Something about the wiring. 248 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,674 Oh! Seven new comments. "The guy at 0:19 is hawt." 249 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,428 "Hi, bongripper, it's me, Andy, the guy from 0:19. 250 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,055 "I'm glad that you enjoyed my work in that promo. 251 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,224 "I really enjoyed your comment. 252 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,756 "Going to read some more comments now. Have a great day!" 253 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,690 "He's not hawt. He's gay." 254 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:23,035 "Dear jasonjasonjason, it's me, Andy. Nice name. Not! 255 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,495 "Guess what? I'm not gay. So, you're an idiot. 256 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:29,833 "And I am hawt, according to people on this site who have a brain. 257 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,793 "Never comment on this page ever again." 258 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,298 "He is hawt." See? Thank you. That's more like it. 259 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,093 "He is butt." 260 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:43,847 Damn it! 261 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,808 I'm about to lose my freaking mind! 262 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,186 Screw you, texaspoontappa. 263 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,108 Security deposit. That's been... 264 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,027 Standard. Right. Standard. 265 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,529 Hey, can I talk to you for one second? Not now. 266 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,864 Just one second. No. No. 267 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,034 I'm closing a deal on a tractor with the father 268 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,702 of a woman I plan to inseminate. 269 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:07,079 Don't do it. What? 270 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:08,663 Don't you cap that pen. 271 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,165 Do not cap that pen! Do not! 272 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,333 You capped it! 273 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,961 Wow. You are serious. Okay, you've got two minutes. 274 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,045 Then the cap comes off. 275 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:16,463 Dude, we're being conned. 276 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,132 Go on. 277 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,177 These chicks are way too hot to be into us. 278 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,596 Esther's just pretending to like you, 279 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,598 so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor. 280 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,703 Yeah, the sister's trying to seduce me 281 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,979 into buying an auger with her. 282 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,731 What? Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now? 283 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,608 I don't even know what an auger is. 284 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,320 No woman would ever want a man 285 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,905 who doesn't know what an auger is. 286 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,741 Hey. You ready to sign? 287 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,453 I just need a moment to consider your offer. 288 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,414 Excuse me. 289 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,385 Hey. Brian: Oh, hey. 290 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,053 Hi. 291 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,073 I'm sorry. Do you have a minute? Is this a bad time? 292 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,682 No, no. Please, yeah. Come on in. 293 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:15,939 Good to see you. Sorry. My place is usually not this... 294 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,607 Oh, my gosh, please, don't. 295 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,986 Actually, it's always like this. 296 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,339 You want to go outside? It's a little less cluttered out there. 297 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,948 Swe. Yeah yeah? 298 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,287 Let me grab a couple drinks. Okay. 299 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,374 Wow. You have a nice view. 300 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,459 Brian: All right. 301 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,045 Thatsforyou. Thank you. 302 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,172 Cheers. Cheers. 303 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,676 All right. How much have you revealed on camera 304 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,360 about your relationship with the senator? 305 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,472 They caught us kissing on Halloween. 306 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,599 He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! 307 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,101 God. Ow! Angela! 308 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,520 Well, he kissed like Jack Kennedy. Oh. 309 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,314 Stop it. Stop kissing him. 310 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,275 Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career. 311 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,611 Idonthke giving him bad news. 312 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,862 Call him! You call him! 313 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,589 Call him! Call him! Stop hitting me! No! 314 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,450 So... So... 315 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,410 What brings you by? 316 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,163 Well, the promo for the documentary aired today. 317 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,623 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 318 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,249 It is. It's kind of crazy. 319 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,709 See all this, like, old stuff. 320 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:18,835 I know. 321 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,547 There's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof. 322 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,217 Yeah, that was a good moment. 323 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,426 Yeah, wasn't that neat? 324 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,761 Yeah, that was cool. 325 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,845 Yeah. 326 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,098 And there's this one when we were listening 327 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,016 to music, and it's like, 328 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,598 it's like we were in love, 329 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,312 we didn't even know we were in love. 330 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:43,026 But do you think Jim's changed? 331 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,780 I'm sorry. Did that... but that was out of the blue. 332 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,281 I just mean, because you know us, 333 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,951 and you've observed us for 10 years, 334 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,203 and I feel like he's... 335 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:58,291 I just feel like he's so into his work right now, and... 336 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,212 I don't know. Am I crazy? 337 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,423 No, you're not crazy. 338 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,012 Well, lwish that made me feel better. 339 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,976 Listen, so, everybody saw the promos, 340 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,394 and they're kind of freaking out. 341 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,148 'Cause it seems like you got a lot of private stuff on camera. 342 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,232 Yeah. 343 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,318 Stuff people didn't intend for everyone to see, 344 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,404 and they kind of want to know how much. 345 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,351 They want to know how much what? 346 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,032 How much stuff you got. 347 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,242 Pretty much everything. 348 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,078 Vveh, yeah, but what if we turn off our Mike packs? 349 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,206 They've got parabolic Mikes. They can pick you up 100 yards away. 350 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,543 So, no, if you were around there, they got you. 351 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,880 So, we basically had no privacy for 10 years. 352 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,423 That's not really true. I mean... 353 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,720 Yeah, I gotta go. 354 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,722 No, hang on a second. Pam, I'm sorry. 355 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,057 I can explain this so much better. 356 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,268 No, I think you explained it. 357 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,396 Look, if you give me a chance, I can... Pam... 358 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,193 "Together we will win this baseball game 359 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,862 "against the evil space Yankees. Eat fresh." 360 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,072 That'll pay for the exploding helicopter. 361 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,282 Smart. Mmm-hmm. 362 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:16,036 "Suddenly, the evil thugs break into the stadium. 363 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,788 "The big piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs." 364 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,665 "Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks." 365 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,459 Come on, man. Sell it. 366 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,461 Yeah, Jim. 367 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,089 "Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks!" 368 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,299 Yeah, that's better. 369 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,385 "A bunch of hot women go, 'oh, yeah!"' 370 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,846 "Megan, I was too shy to tell you this 371 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,432 "when lwasjust a normal professional baseball player, 372 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,142 "but I love you." 373 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,896 "They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in toy story." 374 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,064 Jim: Wow. 375 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,982 I tell you what. It's really strong. 376 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,294 Can't wait to read the rest of it later, see how it ends. 377 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,402 It's so strong. 378 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,487 Keep reading then. 379 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,824 "Gotta go. Darth Vader's launching a huge attack." 380 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,369 Um, another thing. I'm gonna need you 381 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,788 to get me the rights to Darth Vader. 382 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,585 I don't know how we'd go about doing that, but... 383 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,627 We can look into it. We'll look into it. 384 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,170 We need darth. 385 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,397 We gotta get him. Go after darth then. 386 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,464 We're gonna go get him. 387 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,608 That's what we're gonna do. 388 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,133 We're gonna go get him. 389 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,512 Maybe you're right. Esther's a 10, 390 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,180 and the best I've ever done is Angela, 391 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,140 who's a nine, and she rejected me. 392 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,893 A Scranton nine, but, yeah, point taken. 393 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,981 Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple of tours, huh? 394 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,316 I mean, there are no games with fours. 395 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,110 Who needs a new tractor anyway? 396 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,588 Maybe we're the kind of guys who end up with a tractor 397 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,948 that's already been rode hard and put away muddy. 398 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,033 Screw new tractors. Guys like us, 399 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,536 we got to plant our seed a different way. 400 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,829 By hand. 401 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,457 Dwight. We need to talk. 402 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,227 I don't know that there's anything 403 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,585 left for us to talk about, Esther. 404 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,713 Look, we're gonna have the tractor 405 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,131 for the same amount of work days, 406 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,692 but my dad is planning on leasing it 407 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,396 to the vanderkirk brothers on the weekends. 408 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,095 So, you're gonna be paying more, 409 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,572 but he's putting on 10 times the miles, 410 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,199 and he's pocketing a profit behind your back. 411 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,224 Thatsnake! 412 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,435 You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles, 413 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,746 or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine. 414 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,398 That shady grove out by Willard's pond. 415 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,319 So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? 416 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,323 I mean, our courtship can proceed? Of course. 417 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,286 You didn't think I was just tractor bait, did you? 418 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,290 Yeah. 419 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,709 Hey, Dwight. What's an auger used for? 420 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,502 Post hole digging. 421 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,218 Voicemail: You've reached senator Robert lipton. Please leave a message. 422 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,554 Hi, honey! Hey, honey. 423 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,698 Go. No, go ahead. No, you go. 424 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,682 Hl honey. Hey, robefl. 425 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,601 It's Angela and Oscar. Hey. 426 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,061 Just a few quick things. 427 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,064 The documentary's going to be airing soon, 428 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,107 and you look great in the promos. 429 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,944 You look so handsome. Very presidential. 430 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,155 Yeah. Very much so. Absolutely. 431 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,699 Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay. 432 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,410 Yes, and I cheated on you with Dwight. 433 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:06,039 It looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it. 434 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,041 I think that's it. I think we're good. 435 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,085 Done. Okay bye.Loveyou. 436 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,550 Hey, texaspoon tappa and jasonjasonjason 437 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,957 and all the rest of you haters out there, check this out. 438 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,742 Good night, Andy. 439 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,035 Yeah. See ya. 440 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,371 Oh! 441 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,206 What? 442 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:05,807 I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that.