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Jim: I'm taking some
time off from work...

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Well, my other work

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because we needed it.

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It's great.

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It's great.

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The phone's been
ringing off the hook.

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The guys in Philly
are kind of going nuts.

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But that doesn't matter.

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This does.

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It's the only thing
that matters.

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We've had some really
nice days together.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Nice morning, too.

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Beesly. Oh, my god.

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Hey.

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Which tie makes me look
like a guy who likes sofas?

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My agent's putting me up
for a furniture commercial.

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Ah. Definitely blue.

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Totally, right?

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So, big tuna, what's up?
Back in the small pond?

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For now, yeah, yeah. I was just
spreading myself way too thin...

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Thin-sliced tuna.
Carpaccio. Go on.

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Well, it took me a while.

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But I finally realized
that I can't give 100%

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to two things at once, you know?

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Yeah. Tell me about it.

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I've been trying to act
and manage this branch.

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Half the time, I don't
know if I'm wearing

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my stage makeup
or my work makeup.

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Huh.

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Well, you know,
you can't have everything,

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so you gotta ask yourself
what makes you the happiest.

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You just go all in for what's most
important. That's my new thing.

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(Sighs)

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Is everything okay?

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No. Everything is not okay.

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The county took my cats.

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Wait, all of them?

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Two sacks' worth.

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Apparently, my apartment
complex has rules

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about how many pets
are too many for a studio.

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And while I was out picking
Phillip up from daycare, they came.

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They came into my house.

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That's awful, Angela.
I'm so sorry.

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It's the (bleep)
That lives downstairs.

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She's this uptight, judgmental
shrew. You know the type.

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I've never met anyone like that.

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And they're gone.

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And I have no one left.

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Without my cats, I am
utterly and completely alone.

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(Sniffs)

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Angela, you still have your son.

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(Scoffs) I guess.

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Attention, everyone.
May I have your attention?

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There are four new deadly
weapons in this office.

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Basher, thrasher, crasher and...

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Smasher.

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"Smasher"? No.
Where'd you get that?

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Fireball! (Screams)

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This morning,
after hours of combat

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with some of
the city's best teenagers,

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I earned my black belt
in goju-ryu martial arts.

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I had to find a new dojo after
sensei ira and I parted ways.

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My new sensei, sensei Billy,

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thought I had more than
enough training to take the test.

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Turns out sensei ira
was a bit of a shyster.

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Sensei Billy says most students

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don't spend $150,000 over
20 years to get their black belt.

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I would like to invite you all
to my black belt ceremony,

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right here in
the office at lunch.

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Lunch not provided.

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Fireball!

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(Screams) (Clattering)

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That's how it's done.

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That's pretty good. I feel safe.

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Hey, enn. Is Andy in?

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Oh! Is Andy in? Sorry, I
thought you said, "is Indian?"

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And I was like,
"is Indian what?"

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Is Indian food good?
Is Indian jewelry pretty?

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Is Indian hair an expensive kind
of wig? Yes to all three, by the way.

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Lately, I've been
having a lot of trouble

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keeping track of
Andy's calendar.

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His student film audition
schedule is crazy hectic.

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Yes. There's Andy. Andy
is in. I'm a good receptionist.

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I know he's in.

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David walrus
in his native habitat.

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(Chuckles) Hey, Andy.

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Canwego in your
office and talk? Yeah.

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This isn't gonna be
an easy conversation.

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I told Andy that he
was on very thin ice

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when he snuck away for
three months to the Caribbean.

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Then last week,
he used company money

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to buy a top-of-the-line
photo printer.

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In his words, "the kind
that's good for headshots."

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And yesterday, he asked
me to pay for cheek implants.

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Claimed it's going to boost office
morale. Now, he's a good guy.

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But honestly,
at a certain point,

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the ice gets too thin,
and you fall through.

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And that is when you get fired.

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Andy...

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I'm gonna stop you right there.

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David, this documentary
is going to air in two weeks.

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I feel like it's a once in a lifetime
opportunity to pursue my dream.

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Uh-huh. But...

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Every minute that I spend here

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is time not spent
making audition videos

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for reality dating,
cooking or singing shows.

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I got a real shot here.

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And I'll never be
able to forgive myself

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if I blew it because
I was too focused

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on my stupid paper companyjob.

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No offense.

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So you think you've been
too focused on your job?

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At my last headshotsflfing,

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I was so distracted wondering
what I was missing at work

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that I came across totally
manic. And I was going for zany.

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So you want to quit dunder
Mifflin to pursue acting?

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Well, no, actually.

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I see no reason to limit
myself to just acting.

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I am pursuing fame of any kind.

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Could be singing. Could
be dancing. I don't... it just...

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I owe it to myself
and my future fans.

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Well, I guess I can't stand
in the way of a man's dream.

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And it seems like
you have the gift.

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Thank you, David.

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There's probably
no way I can talk you

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into staying at this point, huh?

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Nope. Lhave made up my mind.

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I'm really sorry.

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Well, good luck.

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Hey, thank you.
Not gonna need it.

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Okay.

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(Exhales)

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Well, that kind of worked out.

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I think just about
anybody can be a star.

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My postman, the
nightjanitor here... but Andy?

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No, definitely not.
Charisma black hole.

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Oh! Clark.

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I'm actually here
today. Surprise.

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So I was wondering if maybe
I could have my desk back.

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Right. Yeah.

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But, you know, I've
actually been working

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pretty hard here
on a daily basis.

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So, I kind of feel
like I've earned this.

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I mean, you know?
You totally have.

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You have earned it. But
maybe I could be with my wife.

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(Whispers) It's kind of the
whole reason why I'm here.

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Right.

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Well, I'm here to sell paper.

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Dwight: Burn.

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Pam: Wow.

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All right, Jim, look. I just
got made junior salesman.

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Right? And Wallace
is here today.

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And I don't want him
to just think of me

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as a customer service rep
that sits in the annex.

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I mean, you can get that,
right? Right?

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And what do you need more
face time with Wallace for?

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You trying to get
a second second job here?

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It's okay.
You can sit in the annex.

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What?

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I'll come visit you.

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Okay.

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The annex it is.

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I'll be sitting at your desk,
if that's okay with you.

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It's fine with me.
Have fun. But be careful.

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It is very easy to get lost in
Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.

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Everyone, a little breaking
news for you. (Chuckles)

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Just had a little chat
with David Wallace.

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And I'm taking a leave of
absence from dunder Mifflin forever.

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I can't say
we didn't see it coming,

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but it's a sad day
when anybody is fired.

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We're so sorry, Andy...
David: Uh-uh-uh.

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Andy was not fired.

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Andy: Iwasn't fired. What are
you talking about? (Laughs)

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I'm fired up. Yes.

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Guys, I'm leaving to pursue my
lifelong dream of being famous.

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Oh, Andy.

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Yeah, so I'll see you
on the red carpet.

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'Cause see, that's how it works.

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Andy sings beautifully,

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and he's really good at
dancing. He's a good speaker.

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But there's just something
there you don't want to look at.

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Hey, how am I doing as
your desk mate, by the way?

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You probably miss Clark.

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Yeah, a little bit.

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Wow. But, um... I get that...

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No, no. No, it's cool.

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I get it.

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It's cool, man.

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I'm sure you and I
will have our own thing.

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Yeah. Definitely.
Go Phillies, right?

192
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:06,315
You don't watch baseball.
I keep forgetting that.

193
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,109
I just think you're going
into this a little fast.

194
00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:12,029
I'm 38, Darryl.
How much slower should I go?

195
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,906
Show business is cold.

196
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,617
Let's say you get a job,
which you probably won't.

197
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They're not gonna
cut you any slack.

198
00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,497
You're meant for a job
with lots and lots of slack.

199
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All right. I get it.

200
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:29,671
The male is a funny species.

201
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,800
We don't just tell each other
how we feel. That's chick stuff.

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So instead of saying,
"hey, Andy, I love you, man.

203
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,139
"I don't want you to leave,"

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you say something like,

205
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"hey, Andy, you're making
the worst mistake of your life.

206
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"You're not talented."

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00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,232
Well...

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Right back at you, Darryl.

209
00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:57,991
(Grunts)

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I'm gonna miss you, too.

211
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,751
Andy's from the generation that
thinks they should all be famous.

212
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,336
What happened to the generation

213
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,380
that knew you shut up,
did your work

214
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,757
and died quietly
from a heart attack?

215
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,844
Could Andy make it
as an entertainer?

216
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,721
I don't know. You know
who's really funny?

217
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:23,183
This bird in the park
that can't fly right.

218
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,185
I'd pay to see him.

219
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,397
But I don't have to,
'cause the park is free.

220
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,694
(Both grunt)

221
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,572
I will now perform the
ceremonial changing of the belts.

222
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,700
He will now perform the
ceremonial changing of the belts.

223
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,827
It's not a large room.
I think they heard me.

224
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,537
Take my belt, master.

225
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,040
I now submit to you
every part of myself.

226
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,918
That's really okay. I'm mostly
focused on the belt here.

227
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,140
Just slip it off my...
Slip it off my hips.

228
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,171
Hold it...

229
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,009
Take a step back.
Take a step back.

230
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,889
Okay, okay, I can't...

231
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:05,225
I can't do this ifyou're gonna
be thrusting like that, okay?

232
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,185
I think we're gonna
have to cut this off.

233
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:12,649
He will now perform the
ceremonial cutting off of the belt.

234
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,904
(Sighs)

235
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,614
(Yelling)

236
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,077
Dwight has been
practicing karate for years.

237
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,915
When we were dating, I would
help him with his strength training.

238
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:32,920
He would strap me to his chest in
a baby bjorn made for fat children

239
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,172
and do lunges across the farm.

240
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,967
I felt like I was flying.

241
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,636
There it is.

242
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:45,015
Congratulations. Good
job. We did it, we did it.

243
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I love you. Okay.

244
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,727
Thanks.

245
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,063
(Clears throat)

246
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,942
I will now perform
my final kata forms.

247
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,902
You're going to watch
me, right? Yes, iwill.

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(Clears throat)

249
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,364
(Screams)

250
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,468
Sensei, you're not
watching. Yeah, I'm watching.

251
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,952
Just do it.

252
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:14,878
Ha! Ha!

253
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,631
Watching? I'm watching.

254
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,925
Watch this part, okay?

255
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,135
(Grunting and yelling)

256
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,430
Oh. Oh!

257
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,186
Sensei, do you generally
do house calls like this?

258
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,980
You can just call me Billy.

259
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,148
And no. No, but Dwight insisted.

260
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,858
He wanted to receive
his black belt

261
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,652
in the place he loves
most in the world.

262
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,028
He said that?

263
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,824
He's an odd guy, isn't he?

264
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,908
Yes.

265
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,871
Irritating? Also yes.

266
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,498
But I've got to hand it to him,

267
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,208
he is one of the most tenacious

268
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,918
and determined men
I've ever met.

269
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,028
I am so proud of you,
schruberry blue.

270
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,196
(Both kissing and laughing)

271
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:30,620
I really felt like I almost lost
her. And nothing is worth that.

272
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,165
Boy, itell you, Jim,
a lot of guys in my circle,

273
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,167
they wouldn't even change
their golf schedule

274
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:39,004
to shore up their marriage, let
alone their professional goals.

275
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,259
Dude, there is no way
that Jim is just back here

276
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,969
to "hang out with Pam."

277
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,345
Oh!

278
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,222
You did not just say that.

279
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,350
You don't know Pam.
She is really cool.

280
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,437
All I'm saying is,
forget about my chair.

281
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,982
He wants the manager's chair.
And I thought you wanted that job.

282
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,317
Yeah, I did.

283
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,779
But I made too many mistakes.

284
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,073
It's out of my reach now.

285
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,617
Besides, I think Jim
would be a fine manager.

286
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,788
I'd be happy to see
Jim as manager.

287
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:17,959
So the reason I called you in
here is because Andy is moving on.

288
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,127
Again.

289
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,670
Again.

290
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,298
And I'm looking
for a new manager.

291
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,594
And with his performance
this year,

292
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,138
I have been considering Dwight.

293
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,475
Am I crazy?

294
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,520
Not at all.

295
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,522
It should be Dwight.

296
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,650
(Sighs)

297
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,151
You sure?

298
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,130
You're going to want to invest
in a lot more liability insurance,

299
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,864
yeah. But...

300
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,325
Hey, if there's someone who
loves paper more than Dwight,

301
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,911
I definitely don't want
to meet that person.

302
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,246
(Laughs)

303
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:56,832
(Sighs)

304
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,628
Andy, we just wondered
if we could have a word.

305
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,755
It's now or never.

306
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:07,759
Well, we just had a quick question
about this decision of yours.

307
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,220
You know, to leave a stable job

308
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,890
and pursue a career
in the entertainment business

309
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,310
in your late 30s with
no savings to fall back on

310
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:21,356
and no real connections in that
business, which can be competitive.

311
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,276
Yeah, sure.
What's your question?

312
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,194
Our question is...

313
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,739
It seems dumb.

314
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:34,244
Well, it's better than sticking
around here and half-assing it, right?

315
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,620
Of course.

316
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:40,333
But what if you were
to stay here,

317
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,920
you know, and "full-ass" it?

318
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,964
Yeah. Really give it a go?

319
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:50,635
Be the greatest manager in the
history of this branch and in that way,

320
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,972
achieve the fame and
immortality that you seek? Mmm?

321
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,184
No, I like my plan better.

322
00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:01,146
Well, Andy,
your plan sucks, okay?

323
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,107
Nobody is going
to hire you ever.

324
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,027
You're too character-y
to be a lead,

325
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,030
and you're not fat enough
to be a great character actor.

326
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,616
What?

327
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,243
No, I don't think
he can make it as an actor.

328
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,830
But he also can't make it
as an employee in an office,

329
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,875
so, you know,
why not go nuts with it?

330
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,795
(Whispers) Hey, are you
still in charge of office supplies?

331
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,465
Yes. Yeah. You are?

332
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,717
I seem to have
a sticky note emergency,

333
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,594
where I grab it
on the wrong end,

334
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,887
and then, this happens.

335
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:34,971
Oh, boy, um...

336
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,265
If you could help me out,
that would be...

337
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,101
I could give you
some beginner stickies.

338
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,621
Anything would help.
Thank you. Okay.

339
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,854
Here you go.

340
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,064
Also, while you're at it,

341
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,942
if you did have a salt packet,
three tacks and some aspirin,

342
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,235
that'd be great.

343
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,403
Wow. You have that. Mmm-hmm.

344
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,487
Wow, that's...

345
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,530
It's all yours.

346
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,741
You come so prepared.

347
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,743
Dwight: Aspirin.

348
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,263
If you want to get rid of a
headache, you sit on something sharp.

349
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,373
Any sensei will tell you that.

350
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,334
Hey, congratulations
on that black belt, man.

351
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,253
It's really great.

352
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,546
Thank you.

353
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,801
So I saw you talking
to Wallace earlier.

354
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,564
Is he going to offer
you the manager's job?

355
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,473
He was maybe
thinking of you for it.

356
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,016
Yeah, right.

357
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,519
I'm afraid that ship has sailed.

358
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,479
I wouldn't be
too sure about that.

359
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,940
Just saying.

360
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,280
(Whistling)

361
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,449
Hello.

362
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,701
Well, hello.

363
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,868
Big day for you.

364
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,328
Big day for you. Thank you.

365
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,122
Love the belt. Yes.

366
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,683
You know, I don't know
anything about karate,

367
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,417
but I have broken
a few boards in my day.

368
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,543
Hiya!

369
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,587
Diving boards at my
family pool in Redding.

370
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:50,964
I was an obese child.

371
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,425
I never talk about that here,

372
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,136
but nard-dog's outta here,
so lettin' it all hang out.

373
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,345
This is exciting.

374
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,589
You're finally gonna get
to go out and flap your wings.

375
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,558
Thank you. I appreciate that.

376
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,744
'Cause a lot of people are
saying I might not make it.

377
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,020
I doubt you'll make it.

378
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,564
Very few do
who try to be a star.

379
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,734
But listen, you've saved up enough
money to take a couple of years off,

380
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,153
and pursue your dream
and have some fun, right?

381
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,448
No, I just applied for
more overdraft protection.

382
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,951
Andy, I have nothing to
gain from getting you to stay,

383
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,745
and everything to gain
from you leaving.

384
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,581
But please, I have known you
for years. I have seen you perform.

385
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,083
Dear god, don't quit
your dayjob.

386
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,923
(With cockney accent)
Nothing is impossible to him who will try.

387
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,384
(Normal voice) Alexander
the great, if he were cockney.

388
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,055
You're bad.

389
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,770
I'm gonna make it.

390
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,522
Every person who's been on conan

391
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,399
has a crazy story
about how they made it.

392
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,860
Every person.

393
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,279
Erin.

394
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,199
Honest Erin. Cannot tell a lie.

395
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,867
We lay together.

396
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,911
That's something
you can't take back.

397
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,872
So true.

398
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,708
Is there a question,
or are... what?

399
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,043
Will you tell me bluntly,

400
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,462
do you think I'm
making a terrible mistake

401
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,130
quitting my job
to become an actor?

402
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,883
Bluntly? Yes.

403
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,468
Huge mistake.

404
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,055
Andy, honestly, I think
you might become homeless

405
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,681
or maybe even starve.

406
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:26,935
Thank you.

407
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,318
You can stay on
as a salesman, Andy.

408
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,571
Thank you.

409
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,161
(Clears throat)

410
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,326
Dwight, could you come in
here for a second, please?

411
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,186
(Whispers) Say it again.

412
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,022
Will you be the new manager?

413
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,108
Where?

414
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,402
Where? What branch?

415
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,195
Here. Scranton.

416
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,910
Come on.

417
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,288
Come on, Dwight. Get up.

418
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,249
Let's go. It's good news.

419
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,792
I'm sorry.

420
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,171
I've just waited for this
moment my entire life.

421
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:39,215
I mean, I was interim manager
once, but then I shot that gun.

422
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,341
What?

423
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,635
But this isn't interim manager.

424
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:48,600
It's Dwight k. Schrute...

425
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,144
Manager.

426
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,645
Why do you already have this?

427
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,129
In case Michael or Andy ever
got killed in a traffic accident

428
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,108
and there was a trade
show on the same day.

429
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,444
You will not regret
this decision, David.

430
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:00,778
I know.

431
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:04,491
(Whispers) I will never,
ever let you down.

432
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,367
I know, Dwight.

433
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,203
I know.

434
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,208
Okay.

435
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:17,045
Okay. All right. You're
gonna do great. (Sobbing)

436
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,815
Hey. Wow, hey.

437
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,529
(Sighs) What's up?

438
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:43,696
I have a question.

439
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,781
Okay.

440
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,034
I had a question.

441
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:49,452
Really?

442
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,371
I did!

443
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:52,622
Yeah, totally you did.

444
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,123
Super important.

445
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,352
I need you to stay right
here while you think about it.

446
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,478
Okay. All right? I'm gonna wait.

447
00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:58,503
Pam: All right.

448
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,505
I did not come back
here just to see you.

449
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,674
Jim: No, I'm sure you did not.

450
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,342
(Whispers) What was
yourquesfion?

451
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,635
I don't know,

452
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,613
but it might take me a
long time to figure it out.

453
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:08,972
Well, then, I should figure out

454
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,390
things to do while I'm waiting.

455
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,808
Exactly.

456
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,649
Hey, everybody.
I changed my mind.

457
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,152
Not leaving. I'm
gonna stay on in sales.

458
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,154
Oh! Thank god...

459
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,449
Because sales could
be your best role yet.

460
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,036
Hey. Good choice,
man. Seriously.

461
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,038
Don't wanna see you
in a porn next year.

462
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,373
Okay.

463
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,251
Ooh! There's a great play
about a salesman.

464
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,711
Death of a salesman.

465
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,212
I don't think so.

466
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,464
Sure, death of a salesman
by Arthur Miller.

467
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,967
It's a great play about
crushed dreams. Kevin: Mmm.

468
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:49,804
No, this one was written
by spongebob squarepants.

469
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,189
(Grunts)

470
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,067
Got any hot leads?

471
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,951
See, so you just push from
under and turn it around, and boom.

472
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,287
Now, the staple crimps outward.

473
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,455
I had no idea.

474
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,790
And here, I've been stapling
the same way for 20 years

475
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,208
like a frickin' sheep.

476
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,877
Look who's back. I'm back.

477
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,505
Hey, look, and now,
it's like a double date.

478
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,091
Wow. 'Cause...

479
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,177
Bup-bup! Widdle-de-doo.

480
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,555
Actually, maybe we should
go on a double date sometime.

481
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,973
That'd be fun.

482
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:35,618
Yeah, we should do
that for real sometime.

483
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,810
Well, how about Thursday?

484
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,396
Well, Thursday's tough because_.

485
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,707
Weeknights are actually
tough just because...

486
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,851
They are. That's true, yeah.

487
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:45,401
Just forget it.
Forget I said anything.

488
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,570
(Mouthing) What?

489
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,912
Attention, everyone.
Just a quick announcement.

490
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,373
Little reconfiguration
to the staff.

491
00:24:58,706 --> 00:24:59,791
Dwight schrute...

492
00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:00,917
David.

493
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,025
Can I just do one thing while
you're making this announcement?

494
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,964
And then, I'll never,
ever do it again.

495
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,567
I don't think so. But
it's just one thing.

496
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,319
Just let me... let me do
this... Dwight... Dwight...

497
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,345
Comeonm what I was
about to say is Dwight...

498
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,805
(Phone vibrating)

499
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,601
I'm sorry, I gotta...
This'll be a second, sorry.

500
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,269
Just wait and send
it to voice mail.

501
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,313
Yeah.

502
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,529
Come on.

503
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,055
David: Then we'll get him
a new set ofdrums.

504
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,080
Oh, my god.

505
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,958
Oh, my god.

506
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:54,303
Dwight schrute is manager!

507
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:57,181
(Dwight laughs) Yeah!

508
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,311
Brava. Brava.

509
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,105
Phyllis: Way to go, Dwight.
Whoo!

510
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:08,151
Creed Bratton is
the new manager!

511
00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:12,363
Congrats.

512
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,489
What's going on?

513
00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:15,658
Dwight's the new manager.

514
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,034
He freaking did it.

515
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,828
Congratulations, Dwight.

516
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,957
Pam.

517
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,709
Congratulations, buddy.

518
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,506
Thank you, Jim.

519
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,675
Clark: Congrats, Dwight.

520
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:35,970
Get out of Jim's seat.

521
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,931
But I fought for this seat.

522
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:40,433
You're an annex kid.

523
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,769
You might be bullpen. We'll
see. Give it a couple years.

524
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:44,103
Scram.

525
00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:46,355
(Sighs)

526
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,867
(Sighs)

527
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,703
It's nice to have you back.

528
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,251
So...

529
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,629
I wanted to offer
you a new position.

530
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:10,922
Let's hear it.

531
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:13,466
Assistant regional manager.

532
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,302
Nope. Can't accept that job.

533
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,428
It's not a real job.

534
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:18,512
Jim.

535
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,473
I'll tell you
what I could accept

536
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:23,142
is assistant
to the regional manager.

537
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,645
That is a real job, and
one I'd be proud to take.

538
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,647
Shake on it?

539
00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:30,316
Done. Way to negotiate, idiot.

540
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,948
Don't get me wrong.
I am definitely here for Pam.

541
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,743
But this is
an awesome added bonus.

542
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,709
So, all the numbers adding up?

543
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,965
Hey, I didn't get a chance to
say it, but, congratulations, Dwight.

544
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,132
Thank you.

545
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:57,510
Yes, congratulations.

546
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,096
Yeah, and, Dwight, I'd
like to be the first to say

547
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,848
congratulations.

548
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,101
This is a big day for you.

549
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,104
Hmm.

550
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,481
Yes, it is.

551
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:18,197
Carry on.

552
00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:25,454
How did I just abandon
my dream so quickly?

553
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:28,958
It's 'cause I had a fallback.
That's the problem.

554
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,086
When you have fallbacks,
it's just easy to give up.

555
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,963
When cortés landed in Mexico,

556
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,257
only way he got his
men to defeat the aztecs

557
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,509
was by burning
all of his own boats

558
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,595
so they could never return home.

559
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,724
Huge dick move,

560
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,934
but very effective.

561
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,480
I need to be that same
kind of dick to myself.

562
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,528
Everyone!

563
00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,654
Changed my mind again.

564
00:28:58,738 --> 00:28:59,739
Which is it now?

565
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:00,907
Dream or no dream?

566
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,074
Uh, dream.

567
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,910
Goin' with my dream.

568
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,078
Gotta go all in.
Ain't that right, Jim?

569
00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:09,165
Oh. Don't look at me, 'cause I
think you're making a terrible choice.

570
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,334
All in! Whoo!

571
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,423
Andy: Toby!

572
00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:20,718
Hey. I changed my mind again.

573
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:24,096
I am gonna leave dunder
Mifflin to pursue acting after all.

574
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,598
Yeah. Okay, then, Andy.

575
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,766
But here's the thing.

576
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,535
I can't have good old
dunder Mifflin to fall back on,

577
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:29,769
or else I'll never succeed.

578
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,103
Gotta burn those boats!

579
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,855
So I need you to go into my file

580
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,941
and put down that
I was fired for theft

581
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:37,234
and/or groping wieners.

582
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,237
Andy, you know I can't do that.

583
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:42,323
It'd be lying. Seriously?

584
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,449
Yeah, I'm...

585
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,034
Come on, just do it.

586
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,702
I can't.

587
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,162
All right, fine.

588
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,666
Just know that
you made me do this.

589
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,418
Come on. Andy, no.

590
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:57,296
God, Toby, don't...
Stop blocking my hand.

591
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,422
No, no.

592
00:29:58,506 --> 00:29:59,966
This is your...
You brought this on.

593
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,300
No, no. Andy.

594
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:06,055
Okay, all right. Groped
you good. Off to Hollywood!

595
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:10,059
(Sighs)

596
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,230
(Phone rings)

597
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,525
This is Angela.

598
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,944
(Clears throat)
Hello, miss polodnikovski.

599
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,613
How can I help you?

600
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,616
Did my rent check not clear?

601
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:29,954
Because I just transferred
another $25 to that account.

602
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,498
So if there's a problem, it's
clearly on your end. And...

603
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,209
Oh. Oh!

604
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,837
Oh, okay. Good.

605
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,839
Then what is this about?

606
00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:45,136
No, no. Hey, hey.

607
00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,179
No, you are out of line,
miss polodnikovski.

608
00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:51,058
No. No, you are. No, you are!

609
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,518
Evicted? Fine!

610
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,746
I don't want to live in that
cesspool anyway. (Bangs desk)

611
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:58,232
Listen, I get my security
deposit back. Yes, I do.

612
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:02,361
That is not fair!
That is not fair!

613
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:03,529
Well, you know what?

614
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,364
You have so many
hairs on your chin,

615
00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,533
animal control
should've taken you away.

616
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,995
(Gasps) That is very
unladylike. You are disgusting!

617
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:12,663
(Bangs phone)

618
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,468
What do you think
that was about?

619
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:28,012
David.

620
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,655
I lost the Scranton
white pages account.

621
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:31,849
Do you have any idea
how much paper that is?

622
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:35,603
And I'd just like to point
out I was mad at Dwight.

623
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:36,896
I did it out of spite.

624
00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:39,023
We put the past
behind us, though, Andy.

625
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,150
What if I told you
I hate you and this company?

626
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,651
Enough, Andy. Enough!

627
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:46,322
Just stop forgiving me,
David. Please? (Sighs)

628
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,242
This is my last chance to
honor what is best inside myself.

629
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,412
What if I took a dump
on your new car?

630
00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:54,496
Oh, my god.

631
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,457
Eleanor Roosevelt once said,

632
00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:00,961
"the future belongs to those who
believe in the beauty of their dreams."

633
00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,672
(Bleeps) I think she's right.

634
00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,757
I feel calm now.

635
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Get out!

636
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,176
Get out!

637
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,846
I feel like for
the first time in a long time,

638
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:13,265
I'm doing the right thing.

639
00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:17,019
Yeah. Andy.

640
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,479
What are you doing?

641
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,857
Heavy stuff like
books on the bottom.

642
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,692
So I don't squash
my knickety-knacks on top.

643
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,694
Yeah, okay,
that's not what I mean.

644
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:27,029
(Sighs)

645
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:29,990
You don't have to leave
because you said you would.

646
00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:33,661
Don't let pride
ruin your whole life.

647
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,540
Okay? It's not worth it.

648
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:40,709
Wow!

649
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,336
Angela.

650
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:47,091
What we had was great, and,
honestly, I think about it a lot, too.

651
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:50,094
But I just... it's
in the past. Ugh.

652
00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:52,072
And I feel like we
shouldn't... no, that's not...

653
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:53,097
Rehash...

654
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,431
No, none... no, stop.

655
00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,100
It's just...

656
00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,228
Exactly. Okay.

657
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,064
Well, have a good trip.

658
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,568
Good luck, Andy.

659
00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:08,362
Thanks, Angela. You, too.

660
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:09,446
Thanks.

661
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:12,825
A bridge a-burnt.

662
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,869
No turning back now.

663
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:21,041
Everybody, Lorelei and I would
like to say thank you and good-bye

664
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,376
the only way we know how.

665
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,502
Good lord.

666
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:25,421
Can't you just leave?

667
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,507
You know, Andy, you could
just say a really nice good-bye.

668
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:31,677
Tuna, I'm a performer,
and perform I shall.

669
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:34,805
(Andy playing guitar)

670
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,062
(Singing)

671
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,201
You okay?

672
00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:39,870
It's just a really nice song.

673
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,118
Awesome.

674
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,202
(Groans)

675
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,996
Nice!

676
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,206
Thanks, Meredith.

677
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,712
Phyllis: Who knows?
Maybe Andy will make it.

678
00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,088
He's not terrible.

679
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,171
Stanley: Yeah.

680
00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:34,133
And people worse than him
make it all the time,

681
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,551
like lil' Romeo.

682
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:36,635
No, he's good.

683
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,429
He was good.

684
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,645
(Exhales)

685
00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:49,398
Good night, Kevin.

686
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,524
Night, Oscar.

687
00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,081
Tents?

688
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,584
Are you thinking
of going camping?

689
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,878
I thought you
found nature vulgar.

690
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:13,630
Well, I've changed my mind.

691
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,092
(Whispers) Wait
a minute, Angela.

692
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:20,262
You're not thinking
of living in a tent...

693
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:23,140
God, would you just mind
your own business?

694
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,602
Okay, listen.
I'm just gonna say this.

695
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:29,021
You are not going
to live in a tent.

696
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:30,230
Oh, god.

697
00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:33,233
Come stay with me.

698
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,444
You don't want me at your place.

699
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,404
I do. Yes.

700
00:36:37,488 --> 00:36:40,991
Not forever, but until
you get back on your feet,

701
00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:44,870
which won't be long.
It's the least I can do.

702
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,288
Well...

703
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,503
Separate bathrooms.

704
00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,303
Thank you.

705
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,181
You're welcome.

706
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,808
Let's go get Phillip.

707
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,393
Then, we'll get your stuff...

708
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:08,477
Okay.

709
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,270
And you get the
hell out of that place.

710
00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:12,147
Okay.

711
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,858
Are you allowed to have pets?

712
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,151
Oh, Angela.

713
00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:20,906
Yesterday, I was just your
average, ordinary paper salesman

714
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,826
with a farm and a bunch of
pipe dreams about beet fuel.

715
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:29,498
Today, I leave here a regional
manager with a black belt.

716
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:30,916
(Loud bang)

717
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:34,420
It really is amazing how your
life can change in one day.

718
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,425
You talk to Wade and Colin?

719
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,510
No, I just saw I missed
their call. Why? What's up?

720
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,928
We got an offer on the table.

721
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,972
What kind of offer? A buyout.

722
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:46,348
What? We're in play, baby.

723
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:48,142
Oh, my god. We did it.

724
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,768
We did it!

725
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,270
Hey, and look.

726
00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,206
The buyers wanna make
sure it's not just a Philly play.

727
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,190
Okay. So get this.

728
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:59,194
They're gonna pay for
us to go pitch out west.

729
00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:03,490
We're talking spurs,
the jazz, cowboys.

730
00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:05,868
Blake Griffin, baby.

731
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,035
Wow, that is...

732
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,120
Yeah.

733
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,038
Wow. We did it.

734
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,707
Yeah, we did it.

735
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,793
Hey, how long do they
think that's gonna take?

736
00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:17,838
Wade said we could do the
whole country in three months.

737
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,465
Oh, man.

738
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,384
Yeah, I can't do it.

739
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:24,887
Can't do what?

740
00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:29,808
This, man. I can't
do this to Pam.

741
00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:31,977
No, no. Jim, this is different.

742
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,812
This is everything.

743
00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:35,355
I know.

744
00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:38,317
And I can't do it.

745
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,299
(Exhales)

746
00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:08,472
So is your place all
bachelor, slobby and gross?

747
00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:11,850
Nope, it's neat and tastefully
appointed, like most gay men's homes.

748
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:13,644
The stereotype holds up.

749
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:16,522
I wouldn't know.
Ineverhved with a gay guy.

750
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:21,276
Angela, you just were...

751
00:39:23,654 --> 00:39:25,280
I love him.

752
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,284
I know.

753
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:34,373
I understand more than most,
butwe both have to move on.

754
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:37,459
You can't...

755
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:40,879
No, not the senator.

756
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:42,673
I love Dwight.

757
00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,427
(Sobs)